熊爸偷了我的食物给孩子吃，孩子出事后竟然怪我
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Dude stole my lunch for his kids and chaos ensued. | 他偷了我给孩子的午餐 混乱随之而来。 |
| 0:04 | Lady thought she could use my guest room as a free Airbnb because she's a single mom. | 女士认为她可以使用我的客房作为免费的Airbnb,因为她是单身母亲. |
| 0:09 | My boyfriend's mom showed up to my apartment to inspect it | 我男朋友的妈妈来我家检查了 |
| 0:12 | before deciding if he's allowed to move in with me. | 在决定是否允许他搬来跟我住之前 |
| 0:15 | My mom tried to take my adult card because it made her feel embarrassed. | 我妈妈试图拿走我的成人卡 因为这让她感到尴尬。 |
| 0:20 | The mom who demanded my boyfriend give up his seat on his own birthday dinner. | 要求我男朋友在自己的生日晚餐上放弃座位的妈妈. |
| 0:26 | Welcome back to another video guys. | 欢迎回到另一个视频家伙。 |
| 0:27 | Today we're going to be reading stories from the r slash entitled parents subreddit. | 今天,我们将读故事 从rslash 题为父母潜逃。 |
| 0:33 | Entitled parents lowkey are the worst and a lot of the times it's like Karens. | 低调的家长是最糟糕的 也经常像凯伦一样 |
| 0:38 | I feel like we're also going to be getting a lot of Karens stories here today. | 我觉得我们今天也会 得到很多凯伦的故事。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | Dude stole my lunch for his kids and chaos ensued. | 他偷了我给孩子的午餐 混乱随之而来。 |
| 2 | Lady thought she could use my guest room as a free Airbnb because she's a single mom. | 女士认为她可以使用我的客房作为免费的Airbnb,因为她是单身母亲. |
| 3 | My boyfriend's mom showed up to my apartment to inspect it | 我男朋友的妈妈来我家检查了 |
| 4 | before deciding if he's allowed to move in with me. | 在决定是否允许他搬来跟我住之前 |
| 5 | My mom tried to take my adult card because it made her feel embarrassed. | 我妈妈试图拿走我的成人卡 因为这让她感到尴尬。 |
| 6 | The mom who demanded my boyfriend give up his seat on his own birthday dinner. | 要求我男朋友在自己的生日晚餐上放弃座位的妈妈. |
| 7 | Welcome back to another video guys. | 欢迎回到另一个视频家伙。 |
| 8 | Today we're going to be reading stories from the r slash entitled parents subreddit. | 今天,我们将读故事 从rslash 题为父母潜逃。 |
| 9 | Entitled parents lowkey are the worst and a lot of the times it's like Karens. | 低调的家长是最糟糕的 也经常像凯伦一样 |
| 10 | I feel like we're also going to be getting a lot of Karens stories here today. | 我觉得我们今天也会 得到很多凯伦的故事。 |
| 11 | Dude stole my lunch for his kids and chaos ensued. | 他偷了我给孩子的午餐 混乱随之而来。 |
| 12 | Well this is a first for me. | 好吧,这是我第一次。 |
| 13 | I went to lunch at a local place known for their fried chicken sandwiches. | 我去一个地方吃午饭 以炸鸡三明治闻名 |
| 14 | I had to sit outside because the place was packed but they have plenty of covered seating | 我不得不坐在外面 因为地方是打包的,但他们有很多 覆盖的座位 |
| 15 | and some nice fans. | 和一些不错的粉丝。 |
| 16 | So even though it was 95 degrees it was tolerable. | 因此,即使它是95度 它可以容忍。 |
| 17 | Okay 95 degrees for everyone that is normal is 35 degrees celsius. | 正常的95度是35度 |
| 18 | Yeah that's hot. | 是啊,这是热的。 |
| 19 | Oh that's hot that's hot. | 哦,这是热的,是热的。 |
| 20 | Especially if you're standing in the burning sun so it's nice that they gave umbrellas and fans. | 特别是如果你站在燃烧的阳光下 所以他们给雨伞和粉丝的感觉真好 |
| 21 | Anyway I sit down and already know what I want to order. | 总之,我坐下来 已经知道我要点什么了 |
| 22 | So even though the table service was slow due to them being super busy | 所以,尽管桌子服务很慢 因为他们超忙 |
| 23 | I got my order in on the waiter's first pass. | 我得到了我的订单 在服务员的第一个通行证。 |
| 24 | However the table behind me was already occupied by this incredibly obnoxious couple | 然而,我身后的桌子 已经被这令人难以置信的讨厌的夫妇占据 |
| 25 | and their teenage son. | 他们的十几岁儿子 |
| 26 | I could overhear them simultaneously arguing about what to order | 我可以同时听到他们吵着要点什么 |
| 27 | and also complaining about the slow service. | 还抱怨服务很慢 |
| 28 | I guess they were in another waiter section though | 我想他们在另一个服务员区 |
| 29 | because they were still waiting to order after the waiter left my table. | 因为服务员离开我的桌子后 他们还在等订货 |
| 30 | They finally got someone to their table and ordered but with complaints. | 他们终于找了个人上桌 并下令但抱怨。 |
| 31 | Poor waiter. | 穷侍者. |
| 32 | Less than 10 minutes later here comes my food. | 不到十分钟后我的食物来了 |
| 33 | Oh hell no. | 该死 |
| 34 | He yelps to dad. | 他对爸爸说。 |
| 35 | Bro I'm just imagining this is like somewhere in like southern United States. | 兄弟 我只是在想象这就像美国南部的某个地方 |
| 36 | Oh hell. | 见鬼 |
| 37 | Oh shit voice crack. | 哦,他妈的声音裂缝。 |
| 38 | Oh hell. | 见鬼 |
| 39 | Oh hell no. | 该死 |
| 40 | Shit I don't even know how to do a southern accent. | 我什至不知道 如何做南部口音。 |
| 41 | That dude got here 10 minutes after us and he gets his food first. | 那家伙在我们之后10分钟就来了 他先得到食物 |
| 42 | Oh hell no. | 该死 |
| 43 | Yeah maybe something like that. | 是啊,也许类似的东西。 |
| 44 | You guys can let me know that I'm pretty sure that was made. | 你们可以告诉我,我非常肯定这是做的。 |
| 45 | At first I think he's complaining to the waiter but no these comments are directed at me. | 起初我觉得他在向服务员抱怨 但没这些评论是针对我的 |
| 46 | Hey hey asshole why come? | 嘿,嘿,混蛋 为什么来? |
| 47 | What the fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 48 | Yes this is apparently idiocracy and he literally said that word why come? | 是的,这显然是独裁, 他字面上说这个词为什么来? |
| 49 | Oh god. | 天呐 |
| 50 | This guy is just giving me the biggest hillbilly vibes right now dude. | 这家伙只是给我最大的 乡巴佬的气息 现在,伙计。 |
| 51 | Like hillbilly redneck fucking mullet and everything dude. | 像乡巴佬的乡巴佬一样 |
| 52 | Lifted truck. | 抬起卡车 |
| 53 | You got your sandwich first eh? | 你先吃三明治吗? |
| 54 | You hear me? | 听到了吗? |
| 55 | I ignore him but this guy gets up and walks up behind me | 我无视他,但这家伙站起来,走在我后面 |
| 56 | then literally steals my plate from the table before I'd even taken a bite. | 然后在吃东西之前 从桌子上偷我的盘子 |
| 57 | You can wait motherfucker my kid's hungry. | 你可以等我儿子饿了 |
| 58 | If someone snatches your food I think you are allowed to fight them. | 如果有人抢走你的食物 我想你可以和他们战斗 |
| 59 | Then in there just boom. | 然后在那里只是繁荣。 |
| 60 | At this point I haven't heard a word from this kid's mouth | 这时候我还没听到这孩子说话 |
| 61 | so if he was hungry he was speaking only with his baleful puppy eyes. | 所以如果他饿了,他只用他那小狗的眼睛说话。 |
| 62 | Eat it says the dad. | 吃它说爸爸。 |
| 63 | Okay here's the thing. | 好吧,事情是这样的。 |
| 64 | This place does spicy chicken. | 这个地方做辣鸡。 |
| 65 | They have like seven levels of spice and George likes his spicy chicken. | 他们有7级的香料 乔治喜欢他的辣鸡 |
| 66 | I ordered the next to the hottest option | 我订了下一个最热的选项 |
| 67 | which is a combination of scotch bonnet and ghost pepper sauce. | 这是威士忌和鬼椒酱的组合 |
| 68 | Not pure ghost pepper. | 不纯鬼胡椒. |
| 69 | It's hot enough to make you cry and as my kids say | 热到让你哭,就像我的孩子说的 |
| 70 | I've burned off most of my taste buds. | 我烧掉了大部分的味道 |
| 71 | And this kid at his a-hole dad's urging | 这个孩子在爸爸的催促下 |
| 72 | chows down before I could even stand up and protest. | 我还没站出来抗议就倒下了 |
| 73 | I don't think the kids should suffer it because of like the stupidity of the dad | 我觉得孩子们不应该因为爸爸的愚蠢而受苦 |
| 74 | but if we're gonna blame anyone blame the dad | 但是如果我们要怪谁 怪爸爸 |
| 75 | because who who who takes someone's food off the table | 因为谁把别人的食物从桌子上拿走 |
| 76 | and gives it to their kid or anyone for that matter. | 并把它交给他们的孩子或任何人 这件事情。 |
| 77 | If you do this you better be better be ready to fight | 如果你这样做 你最好做好战斗的准备 |
| 78 | because depending on who you do this to you're gonna get rocked. | 因为取决于你对谁这样做, 你会得到摇滚。 |
| 79 | Dude you're gonna get rocked. | 伙计,你会得到摇滚。 |
| 80 | Before I can even stand up and say what the actual fudge dick weed | 我还没站出来说出什么 |
| 81 | this kid had taken a cooking monster bite out of a sandwich | 这小子从三明治里咬了个烧饭的怪物 |
| 82 | that is slathered in one million Scoville sauce | 以一百万的斯科维尔酱汁为单位 |
| 83 | and the gagging is immediate. | 紧随其后 |
| 84 | I can almost guarantee you that the dad is gonna blame the person | 我几乎可以保证爸爸会责怪他 |
| 85 | he just stole the sandwich from and say | 他刚偷了三明治 说 |
| 86 | why you give my kid this why you give my kid this million Scoville sandwich. | 你为什么给我孩子这个 为什么给我孩子这百万的斯科维尔三明治 |
| 87 | He's gonna definitely blame the guy and say this is all your fault | 他一定会责怪他,说这都是你的错 |
| 88 | you're gonna have to compensate me. | 你得补偿我 |
| 89 | The IQ is just so incredibly low it's like single digits. | 智商非常低,就像一个数字 |
| 90 | You know that frat party you went to your sophomore year | 你知道那个兄弟会的派对 你读了大二 |
| 91 | where they were chugging jungle juice and the sound from the backyard 30 minutes in? | 他们在那里灌灌丛林汁 和声音 从后院30分钟? |
| 92 | Yeah that he's gagging choking then vomiting all over his dad. | 是啊,他喘不过气来,然后呕吐 在他的爸爸。 |
| 93 | His mom is screaming the people at the table next are jumping up | 他妈妈叫着桌子上的人 跳起来 |
| 94 | plates are falling a whole dad is screaming at me | 盘子掉下来了 整个爸爸在对我尖叫 |
| 95 | what did you do to my son and I just start laughing. | 你对我儿子做了什么 我开始笑了 |
| 96 | Dude if I feel bad for the kid I really do that is insanely spicy. | 老兄,如果我为孩子感到难过 我真的这样做是疯狂的辣。 |
| 97 | They sound like really redneck so they probably have not even had like | 他们听起来像真正的乡巴佬 所以他们可能还没有像 |
| 98 | ground pepper on their food so there's probably zero seasoning | 他们的食物里有地辣椒 所以可能零调味 |
| 99 | so this is like the first spice he's probably ever had. | 所以这是他第一次吃香料 |
| 100 | Dad is painful he needs some milk. | 爸爸很痛苦,他需要一些牛奶。 |
| 101 | 我要牛奶,我要牛奶 I want milk. | |
| 102 | I'm standing there at my picnic table while the circus erupts around me. | 我站在我的野餐桌旁,而马戏团在我周围爆发。 |
| 103 | Two waiters come running over dad is screaming kid is still wheezing and choking mom is crying. | 两个服务生跑过来 跑过爸爸的尖叫 孩子还在哭 窒息的妈妈在哭 |
| 104 | One person at the next table over is literally crying with laughter | 旁边的桌子上有一个人 笑着哭 |
| 105 | another looms like he's about to vomit. | 又一个像他要呕吐的东西 |
| 106 | Laughing guy speaks up and steps between the dad and me who looks like real life. | 笑声的家伙说话 和台阶 在爸爸和我之间 谁看起来像现实生活。 |
| 107 | Human anger from inside out. | 人气从内出. |
| 108 | We explain what happened to the manager who since showed up | 我们解释一下 经理后来出现的情况 |
| 109 | as evidenced by the fact that their order is just showing up. | 他们的订单刚刚出现就证明了这一点。 |
| 110 | Anyway they pack up their meals to go tell them they are not allowed back at this establishment | 总之,他们收拾好饭,去告诉他们 不允许他们回到这里 |
| 111 | start cleaning up and the manager takes me inside gives me a replacement meal | 开始打扫 经理带我进去 给我换餐 |
| 112 | a $50 gift card and asks me to please not write a negative review or press charges. | 一张50美元的礼品卡,请我不要写负面评论或收费。 |
| 113 | So that happened. | 事情就这样发生了 |
| 114 | 2025 y'all it's wild here. | 2025年,你们都疯了 |
| 115 | Holy shit dude that is actually that's that's funny. | 老天爷,这真好笑 |
| 116 | Now let's read some comments. | 现在让我们看看一些评论。 |
| 117 | First comment write a good review. | 第一评论写好评论. |
| 118 | Oh I did I've been going there for years yeah I would write a good review | 哦,我去过那里很多年了 我会写一个很好的评论 |
| 119 | The establishment did nothing wrong they did nothing wrong at all. | 机构没有做错什么 他们根本没有做错什么。 |
| 120 | It's these weird ass hillbillies that think they can take someone else's food | 这些怪驴乡巴佬以为能吃别人的食物 |
| 121 | and cause all this scene man. | 并造成所有这个场景的人。 |
| 122 | I hate how the dad's stupidity caused the son to eat something spicy. | 我讨厌爸爸的愚蠢 导致儿子吃一些辣的东西。 |
| 123 | I wish the dad would have ate that man I feel like that would have been even funnier. | 我真希望爸爸能吃下我觉得更有趣的人 |
| 124 | The boogie monster commented he walked over called him a motherfucker took his food | 怪兽说,他走过去 叫他一个狗娘养的拿走了他的食物 |
| 125 | walked back to his table gave the food to his son told him to eat | 回到桌子上把食物交给他儿子叫他吃 |
| 126 | and the son eat this stranger's food all before you had time to say anything. | 儿子吃这个陌生人的食物 在你没有时间说话之前 |
| 127 | We need a tag we need a tag for these made-up stories. | 我们需要一个标签 我们需要一个标签 这些编造的故事。 |
| 128 | I don't know I feel like I feel like this is real this is really realistic because people | 我不知道,我觉得我觉得这是真的 这真的很现实 因为人们 |
| 129 | people would do this shit and the thing is if someone takes your food and you know it's spicy | 如果有人拿走你的食物 你知道它很辣 |
| 130 | and they're about it like eating and stuff are you gonna say oh no stop don't eat my food it's | 他们喜欢吃东西 你会说哦,不停止 不吃我的食物,它是 |
| 131 | super spicy or you're gonna be like let karma handle it. | 超级辣,否则你会像让因果报应一样 |
| 132 | So I assume this guy knew what would happen so you just let karma karma deal with it. | 所以我想这家伙知道会发生什么 所以你就让因果报应来对付它 |
| 133 | Someone else commented it's a bummer for sure kid is innocent here but if there's a positive for him | 有人评论说这孩子是无辜的 但如果他有阳性 |
| 134 | it's that maybe he'll have more courage to say no to his dad the next time he rages out like that. | 也许他下次发脾气时 会更有勇气拒绝他爸爸 |
| 135 | Someone else commented it's my guacamole story rewritten I spent a long while in my childhood | 有人评论说,这是我童年时期重写的故事 |
| 136 | knowing I don't like guacamole I don't know why maybe the check maybe the texture the smell | 知道我不喜欢瓜果,我不知道为什么 可能支票或纹理 气味 |
| 137 | the green who knows but being a California native the dareness of my dislike of the guac was only | 绿的,知道但是一个加州原住民 我对瓜瓜的憎恶 |
| 138 | something to gawk at per my mother. | 我母亲身上有东西 |
| 139 | I'm five years old we're at this restaurant that my mom | 我五岁了,在我妈的餐厅 |
| 140 | waitresses at she brings a table my stepdad younger sister and I think two or three of their | 服务员在她带来一张桌子 我的继父妹妹 我想他们的两三个 |
| 141 | friends a few appetizers which were mozzarella sticks fried pickles and chips and guac. | 朋友们吃了一些开胃菜, 即莫扎雷拉棒炸泡菜,薯条和瓜子。 |
| 142 | I'm told if I want my real dinner I need to eat one bite of guac. | 有人告诉我,如果我想要我真正的晚餐 我需要吃一口瓜瓜。 |
| 143 | Okay yeah one bite's not too bad I'll be honest I already ate three mozzarella sticks so I can't say | 好吧,是的,不是太糟糕 我说实话,我已经吃 三个摩扎拉棒,所以我不能说 |
| 144 | I'm not hungry but also I can't say I want to wait for my dinner but I don't like guac. | 我不饿 但我不能说我想等我的晚餐 但我不喜欢瓜子 |
| 145 | You've never even tried it but I know I don't like it come on kid it's just one bite nope | 你从来没有试过 但我知道,我不喜欢它 来孩子,它只是一口不吃。 |
| 146 | I find nope finally I cave and take bite and my stomach churns about five minutes later but what | 5分钟后,我终于发现没有了,我洞穴 咬了一口,我的胃痛 |
| 147 | felt like the quickest three seconds of my life our regular food gets there I've got a plate of | 感觉就像我生命中最快的三秒钟 我们的普通食物到了那里 我有盘子 |
| 148 | me and while that's my favorite I throw up over the entire table all over my mom my sister everyone's | 我和这是我最喜欢的 我呕吐在 整个桌子上 我妈妈,我姐姐的每个人 |
| 149 | food oh dude this was like projectile vomit it's in my spaghetti it's in the diaper bag it's in | 食物哦,伙计 这就像投射物呕吐 它在我的意大利面里 它在尿布袋里 |
| 150 | my mom's lap and everyone's yelling while I continue to gag into my bowl the waitress comes | 我妈的腿 大家都在大喊大叫 而我却继续塞进碗里 服务员来了 |
| 151 | by to see the commotion and starts getting too ew. | 通过看到骚动 并开始得到太优。 |
| 152 | I don't remember too much for the rest of the | 我不记得太多 对于其余的 |
| 153 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}晚上我被带到外面冷空气里 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我们走了回家 而不是再上车 | |
| 154 | it was only two streets over but I do know that I never got but I do know that I never got argued | 只有两条街,但我知道 我从来没有得到 但我知道,我没有被争吵 |
| 155 | with about food again in my mom's house all I ever had to say was guac and the reminder was there | 在我妈家又吃东西了,我只好说瓜子,提醒就在那儿 |
| 156 | though that wasn't the only fights we ever had I'm gonna be honest I don't really have a projectile | 虽然这不是我们唯一的争斗,但说实话,我真的没有弹丸 |
| 157 | vomiting story but I have a story one time I was at this like uh summer camp and we were on these | 呕吐的故事,但我有一个故事 有一次我在这个地方 像呃夏令营,我们是在这些 |
| 158 | like big long benches I was really young maybe like eight years old and I remember we're eating | 像长长凳一样,我当时很年轻 也许像8岁 我记得我们在吃饭 |
| 159 | our food and I was just with like a bunch of my friends someone is telling a funny story or | 我们的食物,我就像一群朋友 说一个有趣的故事,或者 |
| 160 | and I remember I was eating and I was drinking water someone said something so funny and you | 我记得我在吃东西,在喝水 有人说一些有趣的事,你 |
| 161 | know we're all young so we're all laughing but I couldn't hold I just drank a bit of water and I | 我知道我们都很年轻,所以我们都在笑... ...但我忍不住... ...我只喝了一点水... |
| 162 | couldn't hold it in and I spit it all over the person in front of me it was just like they were | 我把它吐在面前的人身上 就像他们一样 |
| 163 | covered in like the food that was in my mouth and water all over their face their body and their | 就像我嘴里的食物 和他们脸上的水一样 |
| 164 | food and a little bit on like the sides but mainly on them and I was like oh my gosh I'm so sorry he | 食物和一点点像 侧面,但主要是在他们 我就像我的天哪,我很抱歉他 |
| 165 | was just I still remember this he was just sitting there like shocked like everyone was laughing and | 只是我仍然记得,他只是坐在那里 像大家在笑, |
| 166 | after that it was like just complete shock dude I remember I felt so bad helping him clean up and | 在那之后,就像只是完全的冲击 家伙,我记得我感到如此糟糕 帮助他清理和 |
| 167 | he's like washing his face he's like ew that's so gross yeah then he had to go get new food and | 他就像在洗脸,他像 毛骨悚然。 |
| 168 | stuff but if I'm really laughing dude I really try not to drink water because I sometimes cannot | 东西,但如果我真的笑的家伙 我真的很努力不喝水 因为我有时不能 |
| 169 | hold it in I don't know if you guys have ever experienced that like drinking water someone | 拿着 我不知道你们有没有经历过 喝水之类的事 |
| 170 | says something and you just spit it out because you can't hold it in funny times lady thought | 说点什么,你就吐出来 因为你不能在滑稽的时光里握住它 女士认为 |
| 171 | she could use my guest room as a free Airbnb because she is a single mom this happened last | 她可以把我的客房当作免费的Airbnb 因为她是单身妈妈 上次发生这种事 |
| 172 | week Thursday to be specific I called up a friend of mine Sarah and asked her if she wanted to come | 周四我打电话给一个朋友 问她要不要来 |
| 173 | over for dinner since I was making way too much food and I like to share she said that she had a | 来吃饭,因为我做太多食物 我喜欢分享 她说她有一个 |
| 174 | friend visiting from out of town and asked her if her friend could come along I said that was fine | 朋友从外地来看她 问她朋友能来吗? |
| 175 | hey the more the merrier right fast forward about an hour and my friend knocks on the door she's got | 嘿,越快的前进约一个小时 我的朋友敲门她有 |
| 176 | another woman with her and two kids I've never seen in my life the unknown people had bags with | 另外一个女人和她两个孩子 我这辈子从未见过 陌生人带着袋子 |
| 177 | them which made sense to me since they were visiting and probably and probably didn't have | 他们对我讲得通,因为他们是来拜访的 而且可能没有 |
| 178 | time to stow their stuff before coming over the kids were unexpected and I really would have liked | 在孩子来之前 是时候把他们的东西扔了 真没想到 我真的很想 |
| 179 | to have a heads up that they were coming yeah I feel like it's a little bit inconsiderate and rude | 提醒我他们要来 我觉得有点没礼貌 |
| 180 | to like not say oh I have kids by the way they'll be coming is that okay like I understand maybe | 喜欢不说哦,我有孩子 的方式,他们会来是,没关系,就像我理解也许 |
| 181 | it was like a last minute thing or maybe they forgot but if you're going over to someone else's | 这就像最后一分钟的事情 或者也许他们忘了 但如果你要去别人的 |
| 182 | place especially if you don't know them your friend should have said oh can my friend come but also | 特别是如果你不认识他们... ...你的朋友应该说哦... ...我的朋友可以来... |
| 183 | you know she has kids is that okay because especially if it's like for something for dinner | 你知道她有孩子是好的,因为特别的,如果它像 晚餐的东西 |
| 184 | because maybe what if you don't have enough food and then it's like awkward then it's like okay now | 因为也许如果你没有足够的食物, 然后它像尴尬,现在它像没事 |
| 185 | I have to order food since you're the host then all of a sudden you're like hosting a bunch of | 既然你是东道主,我就要叫吃的 突然间,你就喜欢招待一群人 |
| 186 | people when you were really just wanted to spend time with your friend you know anyway the mom | 当你真正想和你朋友在一起的时候... ...你知道妈妈 |
| 187 | Ashley asked me if she could stash her bags somewhere that would be out of the way I took | 阿什利问我,如果她可以 隐藏她的包 某处,这将是出我的方式 |
| 188 | her to one of my guest rooms and told her she could put them there then I went back to the group the | 她去我的一个客房 告诉她她可以把它们放在那里 然后我回到组 |
| 189 | kids asked if I had video games which I very much do so I took them to the games room and showed them | 孩子们问我有没有电子游戏机 我经常玩这些 所以带他们去游戏室给他们看 |
| 190 | my consoles slash pcs they seemed quite chuffed I head back to the kitchen to finish up cooking | 我的控制台被砍伤了 他们看起来很痛 我回厨房做饭 |
| 191 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}而莎拉·阿什利 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我太太和女友在客厅里 | |
| 192 | brain rot everyone was happy I ring the chow bell I literally ring a brass bell in my kitchen to | 脑子烂了 大家都很高兴 我敲响牛排的铃声 |
| 193 | alert people when food is being served and start bringing food into the dining room the adults come | 当食物供应完毕时 通知人们 开始把食物带进餐厅 大人会来 |
| 194 | in my kids come in my grandkids coming oh my dude there's a lot of people there are a lot | 我的孩子来了 我的孙子来了 哦,我的哥们 那里有很多人 |
| 195 | of people in this house I thought there was just like the friend in her Ashley's kids were still | 我本以为她朋友阿什利的孩子还在 |
| 196 | in the game room I went to let them know that dinner was being served and they asked to have | 我去游戏室让他们知道 晚餐正在供应 他们要求有 |
| 197 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我解释过我们不这样做 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}在我家每个人都吃 | |
| 198 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}桌子上不允许食物 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}在游戏室里 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}他们一直跟着我 | |
| 199 | dining room things were going well everyone enjoyed the food birria tacos with rice and beans and side | 饭厅里的东西都很好 人人都喜欢吃大米和豆子的玉米卷饼 |
| 200 | salad this sounds like good food dude we enjoyed a few drinks nothing crazy just two to three drinks | 沙拉,这听起来像好食物的家伙 我们享受了几杯 没什么疯狂的,只是两到三杯 |
| 201 | each and we had some nice conversation when I got up to get dessert homemade flan yeah she this | 我起来吃点甜点的时候 我们聊得很开心 |
| 202 | person is definitely Mexican I would assume Ashley wandered back to the guest room where her stuff | 绝对是墨西哥人 我想阿什利会回客房 在那里她的东西 |
| 203 | was after we ate dessert Ashley told her kids it was time to get changed for bed I found this strange | 我们吃甜点后,阿什利告诉她的孩子... ...是时候换床了... ...我发现这很奇怪 |
| 204 | who put their pajamas on in a place where they don't intend to sleep I asked her why not wait | 穿着睡衣的人 不想睡觉 我问她为什么不等 |
| 205 | until you're at your hotel to get them changed at this point I got a bomb dropped on my head she | 直到你到酒店换衣服为止 我头部被炸弹击中了 |
| 206 | didn't have a hotel reservation turns out she had set up sleeping bags for her kids in my guest room | 没有订酒店 原来她在我的客房为孩子准备了睡袋 |
| 207 | since we have so much space ma'am I've never met you before tonight I did not offer you my guest | 既然我们有这么多的空间 夫人 我今晚之前从未见过你 我没有给你我的客人 |
| 208 | room to sleep in turns out she hadn't booked any accommodation for her family because she knew Sarah | 原来她没有为家人订房 因为她认识莎拉 |
| 209 | had a rich friend with a big house she fully intended to stay at my house without ever asking | 有个有钱的朋友 有个大房子 她完全打算住我家里 |
| 210 | either me or Sarah I got a guilt trip from Ashley not Sarah okay that's good if your friend was | 无论是我还是莎拉 我得到了一个愧疚之旅 从阿什利不是莎拉 好吧,如果你的朋友是。 |
| 211 | you then that would be a problem but she wasn't about not supporting single mothers they ended | 那你就麻烦了 但她不是说不支持单身母亲 |
| 212 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我必须在当地赌场酒店订个房间 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}每晚300美元 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}显然我 | |
| 213 | cost a single mother two months worth of rent since I didn't want strangers in my house for nine | 单身母亲花了两个月的房租 因为我不想陌生人在我家待9年 |
| 214 | fucking days yeah it sucks that she had to pay all this in rent but one it's her poor planning | 糟糕的是,她不得不用房租来付房租 但有一次是她的糟糕计划 |
| 215 | and two you were not responsible for someone else and their you know bad like scheduling bad | 有两个你对别人不负责任 而且他们知道坏的,就像日程安排不好 |
| 216 | management skills it's not your responsibility how entitled you have to be to just assume a | 管理技能不是你的责任 怎样才能胜任 |
| 217 | stranger will put you and your kids up and for over a week pretty entitled I assume let's read | 陌生人会把你和你的孩子 和一个多星期的漂亮,我想让我们阅读 |
| 218 | some comments why didn't Sarah question why her friend was carrying all of her belongings into | 有些评论为什么Sarah不问为什么她的朋友 带着她所有的东西 |
| 219 | your house like what I can only imagine that she figured her friend was not going to leave the bags | 你的房子,我只能想象 她认为她的朋友 不会离开包 |
| 220 | in her car for safety reasons still leaves the question how the topic the rich friend with big | 为了安全起见,在她车里的富翁 怎么会有这个话题? |
| 221 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}屋里出现着别人评论莎拉 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}莎拉知道 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}希望你 | |
| 222 | into letting them stay Sarah isn't the friend you thought she was this she absolutely expected | 让他们留在莎拉身边 不是你以为她是她绝对期待的朋友 |
| 223 | that you would be too polite to say no and it backfired badly the only ones at fault here is | 你将太礼貌地说不, 它反射严重 这里唯一的错是 |
| 224 | Sarah and her friend yeah yeah Sarah's weird I don't know I hope Sarah didn't know because | 莎拉和她的朋友 是的 莎拉很奇怪 我不知道 我希望莎拉不知道 因为 |
| 225 | it sounded like if you're close enough to invite your friend over for dinner I assume it's a close | 听起来你已经够近了 可以邀请你的朋友来吃晚饭了 |
| 226 | friend so I hope Sarah wouldn't be this type of person you know I urge you to sometimes not give | 朋友 所以我希望莎拉不会是这种人 你知道我敦促你有时不给 |
| 227 | people the benefit of the doubt Sarah is either being manipulated by this friend or Sarah is | 莎拉被这位朋友操纵 或莎拉是 |
| 228 | {\fn黑体\fs20\shad2\2aH82\3aH20\4aH33\fscx95\3cH592001\be1}为了操纵你的家人 {\fn黑体\fs20\shad2\2aH82\3aH20\4aH33\fscx95\3cH592001\be1}因为Sarah为什么要说话? | |
| 229 | about oh my rich friend to Ashley because that's where Ashley got the idea of a rich friend so | 我和艾希莉的富友 因为艾希莉就是在这里得到一个富友的想法 |
| 230 | even if Sarah wasn't involved at all she's still talking about your finances and your like economic | 即使莎拉根本没参与 她仍然在谈论你的财政和经济 |
| 231 | financial situation which is weird and odd to someone that's a complete stranger putting your | 对一个完全陌生的人来说 这很奇怪 |
| 232 | business just out there for anyone that I think that needs to be addressed with Sarah because | 对于任何我认为需要和莎拉打交道的人来说 |
| 233 | that's not right next story my boyfriend's mom showed up to my apartment to inspect it | 这可不是下一个故事 我男朋友的妈妈来我家检查 |
| 234 | before deciding if he's allowed to move in with me is your boyfriend per chance | 在决定是否允许他搬来跟我住之前... ... ...... |
| 235 | shit eight years old huh 10 years old 12 years old like come on dude grown grown man | 屎八岁 10岁 12岁 喜欢来的家伙长大了男人 |
| 236 | if you're old enough to move in with your partner I don't think you need to have your mom like | 如果你已经够大 可以搬来跟你的搭档住 我觉得你不需要有你妈妈喜欢 |
| 237 | inspecting and doing all this stuff it's weird behavior definitely a mama's boy definitely a | 检查和做这些事情 这是怪异的行为 绝对是一个妈妈的男孩 |
| 238 | mama's boy so my boyfriend Jake and I have been together for almost two years and we recently | 妈妈的儿子,所以我的男朋友杰克和我在一起 近两年,我们最近 |
| 239 | decided he's going to move into my apartment my apartment that I pay for and I had lived in alone | 决定他要搬进我的公寓 我花钱买的公寓 我一个人住 |
| 240 | for three years Jake is 26 years old okay so you know he's old I found out last Thursday when my | Jake26岁了 所以你知道他已经老了 我上周四才发现 |
| 241 | neighborhood texted me saying there was a woman in the hallway taking pictures of the building | 邻居给我发短信 说走廊里有个女人 拍大楼的照片 |
| 242 | entrance and asking other tenants questions about noise levels and what kind of people live here | 并询问其他租户 噪音水平和住在这里的人 |
| 243 | I came home on my lunch break and she was literally standing in my hallway with a notepad | 我午休回家时 她正站在我走廊里 拿着便条 |
| 244 | his mom introduced herself very warmly said Jake had mentioned the move and she just wanted to see | 他妈妈很热烈的自我介绍 说杰克提到这个举动 她只是想看看 |
| 245 | where her son would be living before things got too far along she asked if she could come inside | 她儿子住的地方 在事情发展得太快之前 她问她能不能进来 |
| 246 | to check the layout I said no she looked genuinely surprised like that was an unreasonable response | 检查布局,我说不,她看起来真的很惊讶 就像这是一个不合理的反应 |
| 247 | the mom is the mom is acting weird she's like she's babying the boyfriend too much too much | 妈妈是妈妈 表现怪异 她好像在照顾男朋友太过分了 |
| 248 | this is like controlling parent I feel like the boyfriend probably doesn't like this and he's | 这就像控制父母 我觉得男朋友可能不喜欢这样 |
| 249 | probably just his mom has been like this always like really really controlling and everything about | 可能只是他的妈妈一直这样 总是真正控制着一切 |
| 250 | him like super like protective like helicopter mom and he's 26 she then told me she had some concerns | 像直升机妈妈一样保护他26岁 她告诉我她有些担心 |
| 251 | about the neighborhood and wanted to discuss house rules in case Jake moves in including whether it | 关于邻居,想讨论 房子规则,以防杰克移动 包括它是否 |
| 252 | would be okay with her having a separate key for visits I told her this wasn't something we were | 我告诉她这不是我们所擅长的 |
| 253 | going to discuss at my front door without Jake present and that showing up unannounced to evaluate | 在杰克不在场的情况下 在我前门讨论 突然出现来评估 |
| 254 | my home was not something I was comfortable with she left but texted Jake that I was hostile and | 我家不是我喜欢她离开的地方 而是给Jake发短信说我很不友好 |
| 255 | she thinks we're rushing things Jake apologized and says she does stuff like this but he looked | 她觉得我们太急了 Jake道歉说她做这种事 但他看着 |
| 256 | genuinely embarrassed I like him a lot but the idea that his mom sees my home as a space she gets | 我非常喜欢他 但他妈妈认为我的家是她得到的空间 |
| 257 | veto power over is making me rethink the whole timeline of this move honestly and that's that's | 否决权力让我重新思考 整个行动的时间表 诚实,这就是 |
| 258 | genuinely fair because yes you've been with this person for like two years yeah two years only now | 真正的公平,因为是的 你和这个人在一起两年了 是的,只有两年了 |
| 259 | you're starting to see what his mom looks like first of all maybe that's like a little bit weird | 你开始看到他妈妈长什么样了 也许有点奇怪 |
| 260 | to me a little bit odd that you never noticed that his mom is like a helicopter mom like this | 我有点奇怪,你从来没有注意到 他的妈妈像直升机妈妈像这样 |
| 261 | but it sounds a bit Jake does not like this type of behavior from his mom since he was embarrassed | 但听起来Jake不太喜欢他妈妈的这种行为 因为他很尴尬 |
| 262 | by it but you also have to think the pros and cons if Jake is able to set clear boundaries with | 但是如果Jake能和 |
| 263 | his mom and say this is not your home this is like my girlfriend's home all this stuff set clear | 他妈妈说这里不是你家 这就像我女朋友的家一样 这一切都清楚了 |
| 264 | boundaries with her expectations no you can't get a key you can't just come whenever all this | 她的期待你得不到钥匙 你无法随心所欲 |
| 265 | then I think yeah obviously move forward with Jake even though it might be a little bit weird | 然后,我想是的,很明显 前进与杰克 虽然它可能有点奇怪 |
| 266 | if he's able to set those boundaries that you ask for then I don't see a problem but if he's not | 如果他能设定你要求的界限... ...那么我不觉得有什么问题... ...如果他不是... |
| 267 | to stand up to his mom or not set boundaries then that could cause a lot of problems down the road | 和他妈妈站在一起,或者不设界限 那可能会造成很多麻烦 |
| 268 | which is that something you want to deal with let's read some comments I'm not surprised you're | 这就是你想处理的事情 让我们来读读一些评论 我并不惊讶你 |
| 269 | rethinking it this is just the start of her overbearing interference exactly you really need | 重新思考一下 这只是她过度干涉的开始 你真正需要的 |
| 270 | to see how he handles his mother going forward he needs to be able to be firm with her and if he's | 看他如何处理他的母亲 前进,他需要 能够坚定与她,如果他是 |
| 271 | not her bs will escalate the more lenient you are the more she's going to take and take and take and | 你越宽大,她就越会带走 |
| 272 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}一旦她到了某个地步 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}她就不想回去了 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}你 | |
| 273 | have to be careful here yeah this right here this is key seems like opi has it handled but | 这里一定要小心 钥匙好像已经处理好了 |
| 274 | i'd keep a real close eye on the situation exactly can you imagine after they marry what a great | 我将非常密切地注视着情况 完全可以想象他们结婚后 |
| 275 | mother-in-law to have she's exactly the type of mother-in-law who will turn wedding planning | 婆婆要娶她 正是那种会改嫁的婆婆 |
| 276 | into a nightmare where she and her needs need to be centered exactly dude I've read a lot of | 在噩梦中,她和她的需要需要 被集中到完全男人 我读了很多 |
| 277 | like wedding drama stories this sounds like that's where it's going to head in a couple | 像婚礼的戏剧故事 这听起来像 在那里它要去 在一对夫妇 |
| 278 | years if they get married and he doesn't set clear boundaries with her there's going to be | 如果她们结婚,而他又没和她划清界限... |
| 279 | wedding drama crazy stuff and if they get pregnant forget about it every single aspect of your life | 婚礼剧情疯狂 如果他们怀孕了 就忘了你生活的每一方面 |
| 280 | moving forward will probably be affected so it's really on like your boyfriend's ability to either | 前进可能会受到影响 所以它真的像 你男朋友的能力 |
| 281 | cut his mom off and his parents off if it's too much or just set boundaries I think probably | 切断他妈妈和他父母的电话 如果这太过分了 或者只是设定界限 我想也许 |
| 282 | first is good to set boundaries set clear boundaries clear expectations if she crosses them | 最好先确定界限 确定明确的界限 如果她越过界限 |
| 283 | then consider cutting her off but yeah that's my advice my mom tried to take my adult card | 然后考虑切断她... ...但这是我的建议... ...我妈妈想拿走我的成人卡 |
| 284 | because it made her feel embarrassed so I'm in college and I finally got my own card this year | 因为这让她感到尴尬 所以我在大学 我终于得到了自己的名片 今年 |
| 285 | nothing fancy it just helps me manage my money without asking anyone for every little thing | 没有什么特别的 它只是帮助我管理我的钱 不问任何人 每一件小事 |
| 286 | I was honestly proud because it felt like a small grown-up milestone last weekend my mom came with | 我真的很自豪 因为上个周末我母亲带着一个小里程碑 |
| 287 | me to the mall to buy stuff for my younger cousin's birthday the plan was simple we grab | 我去商场买东西 我弟弟的生日 我们的计划很简单 |
| 288 | a gift maybe some snacks and leave we get to the store and she picks a bunch of things not just a | 送个礼物 吃点零食 然后离开我们去店里 她选了一堆东西 |
| 289 | like three outfits shoes a toy and then randomly adds stuff for herself too I quality I quietly ask | 像三套鞋 玩具,然后随机添加的东西 自己太我品质 我悄悄地问 |
| 290 | if we're staying in budget because I know how these trips go she says yes yes don't worry I | 如果我们坚持预算 因为我知道怎么旅行 她答应了 别担心 |
| 291 | check out the total comes way higher than I expected I mean what do you mean if you get more than you | 看看总金额比我想的要高得多 我是说如果你得到的比你多 |
| 292 | expect the totals can be higher than you expected she looks at the bill and then immediately looks | 估计总数可能比你想象的要高 她看账单 然后立刻看 |
| 293 | at me like a solution just appeared she goes put it on your card put it on your card first of all | 对我就像一个解决方案 刚刚出现 她去把它放在你的卡上 首先把它放在你的卡上 |
| 294 | this is how you create debt this is how you create debt and bad spending happens you should only spend | 这就是你创造债务的方式 这就是你创造债务的方式 糟糕的支出发生 |
| 295 | what you have so just because you put it on a card I assume this is a credit card just because you | 你这么有本事 只因为你把它放在一张卡上 我猜这是信用卡 就因为你 |
| 296 | put it on a card it doesn't mean you just never pay for it you have to pay for it at the end of | 把它放在卡片上 不代表你永远不付钱 在最后你必须付钱 |
| 297 | the month so you should never ever spend more than you have the credit card should just be used to | 所以,你永远不应该花费 超过你拥有信用卡 应该只是用来 |
| 298 | build your credit score get points and any other benefits like that it should not be used as | 积分积分得分和任何其他好处都不应该用作 |
| 299 | imaginary money that you don't have to pay back that's how you think you're going to get into | 假想的钱,你不用还, 这就是你的想法,你会进入 |
| 300 | and the interest on that is like 20 plus so not a good idea don't just put it on card I tell her I | 对这个的兴趣是20加 所以不是个好主意 别把它放在我告诉她的名片上 |
| 301 | can't because I'm on a tight student budget and didn't plan for this exactly dude when it comes | 不能,因为我的学生预算很紧 而且没有为这个家伙做计划 |
| 302 | to your finances bro you have to put your foot down because this is your life and your finances | 对你的财经,你必须放下脚 因为这是你的生活和财经 |
| 303 | especially on credit that could stack up and the interest really builds and it affects your credit | 特别是那些可以堆积的信贷 利息真的会增加 影响你的信贷 |
| 304 | score so you really have to be firm she laughs like I'm joking why do you even have a card if | 得分所以你真的要确定 她笑得好像我在开玩笑一样 |
| 305 | you can't use it for family stuff I say I can pay for the actual gift but not everything else | 你不能把它用于家庭的东西 我说我可以支付 真正的礼物,但不是一切 |
| 306 | that's literally what we came for she gets annoyed right there in front of the cashier wow so you're | 这就是我们来找她的原因 在收银员面前惹恼你 |
| 307 | counting money with your own mother now come on dude don't use the mother card that's like | 和亲生母亲一起数钱 哥们 别用妈妈的卡 |
| 308 | that's so manipulative well I raised you I'm your mother okay you chose to have me you chose to have | 好厉害,我把你养大 我是你妈妈,好吧,你选择我 你选择我 |
| 309 | me did I choose for you to have me no you chose it so why are you acting like you're doing me a | 我是否选择让你让我不 你选择了,所以你为什么表现得像在做我 |
| 310 | favor are you serious you chose to have me so then it's your responsibility I raised you and this is | 你是认真的吗? 你选择了拥有我... ...所以... ...你的责任是我给你的... |
| 311 | how you act and don't have kids I try to stay calm and repeat that I'm happy to cover the gift | 你如何表现和没有孩子 我试着保持冷静 并重复,我很高兴 覆盖礼物 |
| 312 | and that's it because that was the plan then she says the wildest thing fine give me the card I'll | 就是这样,因为这是计划 然后她说最疯狂的事情很好 给我的牌我会 |
| 313 | keep it with me so I can use it when needed you're clearly not responsible enough hold on let's run | 拿着它,这样我就可以在有需要的时候使用它... ...你显然不够负责... |
| 314 | it back and read it again fine give me the card as in give me OP's card the one that does not | 把它还给我,再读一遍,好,把卡给我,就像把OP的卡给我一样 |
| 315 | I'll keep it with me so I can use it when needed on what random snacks and junk from the freaking | 我会留着它,这样我就可以用它 当需要的时候,在什么 随机零食和垃圾从他妈的 |
| 316 | store you're clearly not responsible enough the only one not responsible here is the mom is she | 这里唯一不负责任的是妈妈是她 |
| 317 | crazy like what dude literally like what I tell her no she starts doing that dramatic sigh I raised | 疯狂的家伙 字面上喜欢我告诉她什么 她开始做戏剧性的叹息 我提起 |
| 318 | you so it's so many years 20 years I raised you I sacrificed so much I didn't why are you guilt | 你这么多年了 我养了你20年 我牺牲了这么多... |
| 319 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}你选择让我来? | |
| 320 | me then I'm gonna put my foot down I tell her no she then she starts doing the dramatic sigh thing | 然后我就放下脚 告诉她不要 然后她开始做戏剧性的叹息 |
| 321 | and says to the cashier kids these days are so selfish they forget who paid for their whole life | 对收银员说这些天太自私了 他们忘记了一辈子谁付的钱 |
| 322 | we end up paying separately she sulks the entire ride home and later tells my aunt that I refuse to | 最后我们分头付了钱 她把整趟车都冲回家 然后告诉我姑妈我拒绝 |
| 323 | help family oh brother this guy stinks oh bro this guy stinks even though I literally paid for the | 帮帮家人啊,兄弟,这家伙臭死了 这家伙臭死了 |
| 324 | OP is smart dude OP is clocking clocking her mom the moment I said I have a boundary suddenly | OP是聪明的家伙 OP在钟表 她的妈妈,当我说我有一个边界 突然 |
| 325 | my card became community property and my budget became a personal insult honestly this exact kind | 我的卡成了社区财产,我的预算成了个人的侮辱 老实说,就是这样 |
| 326 | of situation is why I went with Fizz in the first place it's a student card that only lets me spend | 事情就是为什么我和菲兹一起去... ...这是一张只让我花钱的学生卡 |
| 327 | what I already have so I don't get pushed into surprise debt just because someone else decides | 我拥有的不是因为别人决定 才被逼入意外债务的 |
| 328 | my balance is a family fun and yeah it still helps me blow credit but on my terms okay Loki | 我的平衡是家庭的乐趣,是的 它仍然帮助我吹信用 但根据我的条件好Loki |
| 329 | why did that sound like an ad read why did that sound like an ad read is that just me I don't know | 为什么听起来像广告读 为何听起来像广告读 是,只有我 我不知道 |
| 330 | I could be tripping but that sounded like an ad read get out of here anyone else deal with | 我可能会绊倒 但听起来像是广告读数 离开这儿 其他人处理 |
| 331 | parents who think your money is still their money just because they raised you how do you set limits | 父母认为你的钱还是他们的钱 只是因为他们养了你 你怎么设定限额 |
| 332 | without turning every small thing into a guilt festival bro if you have parents that think your | 如果你有父母认为你 |
| 333 | money is their money because they raise you cut them off cut them off how do you set limits you | 钱是他们的钱,因为他们筹集到钱... ...因为你切断了他们... |
| 334 | just tell them dude this is not your money this is my money yeah you raised me I'm grateful | 告诉他们这不是你的钱 是我的钱 你给我筹到的 |
| 335 | obviously if I have more money I'll help you easy but I'm a student I have a budget and I can't afford | 显然,如果我有更多的钱,我会帮助你轻松 但我是一个学生 我有预算,我负担不起 |
| 336 | to spend money on snacks and random stuff that I don't need and I don't want you to guilt me saying | 把钱花在零食和零食上 我不想让你内疚 |
| 337 | oh but family this come on you're supposed to be the adult here let's read the comments I'm curious | 哦,但这个家庭 来了,你应该是 在这里的成年人 让我们阅读的评论 我很好奇 |
| 338 | to see if anyone else felt like that last part was an ad read she's absolutely terrible to try | 看有没有人觉得最后那部分是广告 她很难尝试 |
| 339 | to embarrass you into overspending it's very important to pay off your credit card I'm glad | 让你难堪到超额支出 偿还你的信用卡非常重要 我很高兴 |
| 340 | that you're responsible and did not let her get you into a bad situation I'm sorry that you had | 你有责任,没有让她 让你陷入一个糟糕的情况,我很抱歉你有 |
| 341 | completely agree funny thing is she embarrassed herself the clerk is probably telling everyone | 完全同意有趣的是 她让自己难堪 书记员可能告诉大家 |
| 342 | what a beach mother who was bullying her son and trying to steal his money lol oh why did I think | 沙滩母亲在欺负她的儿子 想偷他的钱 哦,为什么我觉得 |
| 343 | OP was a girl exactly OP is still a young adult who is learning that just because you felt embarrassed | OP是个女孩 OP还是个年轻的成年人 仅仅因为你觉得尴尬 |
| 344 | doesn't mean you caused it and their surroundings can tell when someone is trying to make another | 不代表是你造成的 他们的周围能分辨出什么时候有人想制造另一个 |
| 345 | person small it's unfortunate that their mom still hasn't learned not to act like a manipulator | 很不幸,他们的妈妈还没学会 不要像个操纵者 |
| 346 | but I'm so proud of OP for standing up for herself even when it was uncomfortable I mean | 但我为OP感到骄傲 即使它不舒服 我是指 |
| 347 | this is a young adult probably fresh in college with enough sense to realize that a fancy credit | 这是一个年轻的成年人 可能刚上大学, 有足够的理智 来意识到一个花哨的信用 |
| 348 | card slash debit card isn't a windfall and they're learning legit money management and budgeting | 刷卡的借记卡不是意外 他们正在学习合法的货币管理和预算编制 |
| 349 | they're a fucking unicorn miss should be floating around and glowing about how amazing their kid is | 他们是一个他妈的独角兽小姐 应该漂浮在周围 并发光 关于他们的孩子是多么惊人 |
| 350 | instead she's a bully yeah this person is very financially responsible and especially being able | 而她是个欺负者 这个人在经济上很负责 特别是有能力 |
| 351 | to stand up to your family bravo kids got way more sense than his mom and definitely should not feel | 站在你家的辉煌孩子 比他妈妈更理智 绝对不应该觉得 |
| 352 | bad as y'all have said only one who came off bad here is her yeah I agree I'm curious to see if | 你们都说过只有一个坏人是她 我同意我想知道 |
| 353 | anyone felt like it was an ad yeah I can't find any comments I don't know let me know in the | 有谁觉得那是广告 我找不到我不知道的评论 |
| 354 | comments was that just me or did you guys also kind of pick up on that last story of the day | 评论说,只有我或者你们 也有点拿起 最后一个故事的一天 |
| 355 | the mom who demanded my boyfriend gave up his seat on his own birthday dinner delusional so my 22 | 要求我男朋友的妈妈 在自己的生日晚餐上放弃了他的座位 所以我的22岁 |
| 356 | female boyfriend turned 23 last weekend and we went to this small Italian place that's a first | 上个周末,女性男友23岁 我们去了一个意大利小地方,这是第一次 |
| 357 | come first serve it's one of those cozy spots where the tables are way too close together | 先来服务,是那些舒适的斑点之一 桌子太近了 |
| 358 | so you can basically hear every conversation around you I don't know why I found that funny | 所以你基本上可以听到你周围的每一个谈话 我不知道为什么我发现这很有趣 |
| 359 | I just love eavesdropping on people personally huh anyway we finally get a table after waiting 30 | 我只是喜欢偷听别人的心声,反正我们终于在等了30年之后得到了一张桌子 |
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| 361 | he'd rather be anywhere else the hostess tells them it'll be a 25 minute wait the mom immediately | 他宁可去别的地方 女主人说要等25分钟 妈妈马上回来 |
| 362 | starts complaining that her kids are hungry and that it's ridiculous people are taking up tables | 开始抱怨她的孩子饿了, 和这是荒谬的 人们拿桌子 |
| 363 | when they're just couples what do couples not matter too I guess she probably means they're | 当他们只是情侣时 情侣有什么不重要的 我想她可能就是 |
| 364 | taking up four seats when it's just a couple yeah guess who she points at yep us oh I would | 4个座位,只是一对夫妇... ... |
| 365 | Loki like to be in this situation like okay come what are you gonna do you're gonna kick me out of | 洛基喜欢这样,好,来吧 你要干什么,你要把我赶出去 |
| 366 | my seat come on dude get out of here Karen she comes over leans on our table why the | 我的座位来了,伙计 离开这里凯伦... ...她过来... |
| 367 | fuck did the waitress let her even into the restaurant and goes you two don't mind moving | 女服务员居然让她进餐厅 你们俩不介意搬家 |
| 368 | so my family can sit right you can wait a bit longer you're young I literally thought she was | 这样我家人就可以坐着了 你可以再等一会儿 你年轻一点 我其实以为她是 |
| 369 | joking my boyfriend laughed awkwardly and said uh actually it's my birthday she goes then you | 开玩笑,我男朋友笑得尴尬 说实际上,这是我的生日 她去,然后你 |
| 370 | should be a gentleman enough to offer your seat to a mother with hungry children okay why don't | 应该是一个绅士,足够让你的座位 给有饥饿孩子的母亲。 |
| 371 | you make a reservation or why don't you wait 25 minutes three solutions right there the waitress | 你订了位子,或者你为什么不等25分钟 三个解决方案就在那里服务员。 |
| 372 | stepped in and told her she can't ask people to give up give up tables the mom rolled her eyes | 跟她说她不能让别人放弃表 妈妈翻她的眼睛 |
| 373 | huffed off and whispered loud enough for us to hear people these days have no respect her husband | 大声地喊着说 我们听别人说这些天 她丈夫不尊重 |
| 374 | looked mortified okay at least the husband has like some sense the rest of the night she kept | 貌似很羞愧 至少丈夫在她留下来的那一晚 有某种感觉 |
| 375 | glaring over like we'd personally ruined her evening so yeah happy birthday babe here's a | 就像我们毁了她的夜晚 生日快乐宝贝 |
| 376 | like honestly I would kind of like that because I'd be like it's a good story and for second of | 老实说,我会有点喜欢 因为我会觉得这是一个好故事 |
| 377 | all I feel like I've never had a true Karen-Karen interaction maybe I can't really remember off the | 我觉得我从未有过真正的凯伦 -凯伦互动... ...也许我不记得了 |
| 378 | top of my head but I would just love to have a Karen interaction when they just say some | 我头顶上,但我想让凯伦互动 当他们只是说一些 |
| 379 | straight BS and I'm just like this is my seat oh I would like that oh like rub it in their face | 直接的BS,我就像这里是我的座位 哦,我喜欢那个 哦,像擦在他们的脸上 |
| 380 | nice that would be the best birthday gift oh my gosh it's lightning and thunder well the kids | 不错,这是最好的生日礼物 哦,我的天哪,这是闪电和雷电 好,孩子们 |
| 381 | can wait even longer than they're younger oh bro that would have been great to say if her kids are | 等得比他们还年轻还久 如果孩子在的话 那会很好 |
| 382 | so hungry they literally can't wait even just 25 minutes to eat they got bigger problems yeah | 肚子好饿 他们连25分钟都等不及吃 他们有更大的问题 |
| 383 | there's yeah oh why are your kids so hungry that they can't wait 25 minutes to eat do you feed them | 是啊,哦,为什么你的孩子这么饿 他们不能等25分钟吃,你喂他们 |
| 384 | should I call cps or it's always it's always after the fact where you get all the good ideas | 我应该打电话给CPS 还是总是在事后 你得到所有好的主意 |
| 385 | the manager should have told her to leave and never come back yeah it's why do you think you | 经理本该让她离开 永远不要回来的 |
| 386 | have you could have this audacity and treat people like they're your personal servants or slaves like | 你可以有这种胆量 对待人们 就像他们是你的私人仆人或奴隶一样 |
| 387 | I really don't understand people like this like be nice and be a nice normal person and I'm sure | 我真的不理解这种人 做个好人 |
| 388 | majority people will be nice around you except for like the people like this that will have that | 多数人将优待你们,除非象他们那样的人。 |
| 389 | audacity and care and like just be nice be normal most people will treat you the similar way I bet | 胆子大,小心谨慎,就像做个正常人一样 大多数人会像你这样对待你 |
| 390 | you everyone in that restaurant that saw that disliked that woman from the get-go and probably | 餐馆里所有看到那女人 不喜欢的女人,也许 |
| 391 | felt bad for her kids and for the husband people these days have no respect yep just look at the | 对她的孩子和丈夫都不好 这些日子的人不尊重 |
| 392 | entitled idiot who said that email yeah look in the mirror the fuck and hey guys make sure to | 白痴 谁说电子邮件 耶 看镜子 他妈的嘿家伙确保 |
| 393 | comment and let me know what kind of videos you want me to do next bye guys | 评论一下,告诉我,你想让我拍什么视频? |
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