他以为自己被人监视了……没想到真相更恐怖
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | OOP keeps finding posted notes in his apartment thinks his landlord is stalking him. | OOP不断在他的公寓里找到张贴的纸条,认为他的房东在跟踪他. |
| 0:05 | Did I fuck up by drinking an entire bottle of Louisiana hot sauce at a job interview | 我是不是在面试时喝了一整瓶路易斯安那辣酱就搞砸了? |
| 0:10 | in a failed attempt to be impressive? | 试图给人留下深刻印象? |
| 0:11 | Who's the dumbest person you've ever met? | 你见过的最蠢的人是谁? |
| 0:15 | Welcome back to a new video guys. | 欢迎回到一个新的视频家伙。 |
| 0:16 | Today we have more of the best Reddit stories ever posted on Reddit. | 今天我们有更多的最好的Reddit故事 在Reddit上发布。 |
| 0:22 | Let's get into it. | 进曰. |
| 0:23 | OOP keeps finding posted notes in his apartment thinks his landlord is stalking him. | OOP不断在他的公寓里找到张贴的纸条,认为他的房东在跟踪他. |
| 0:28 | This was posted to Legal Advice six years ago. | 这是六年前张贴在法律咨询处的 |
| 0:32 | On the 15th of April I found a yellow posted note in a handwriting that wasn't mine | 4月15日 我发现一张黄色的纸条 上面的字迹不是我的 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
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| 1 | OOP keeps finding posted notes in his apartment thinks his landlord is stalking him. | OOP不断在他的公寓里找到张贴的纸条,认为他的房东在跟踪他. |
| 2 | Did I fuck up by drinking an entire bottle of Louisiana hot sauce at a job interview | 我是不是在面试时喝了一整瓶路易斯安那辣酱就搞砸了? |
| 3 | in a failed attempt to be impressive? | 试图给人留下深刻印象? |
| 4 | Who's the dumbest person you've ever met? | 你见过的最蠢的人是谁? |
| 5 | Welcome back to a new video guys. | 欢迎回到一个新的视频家伙。 |
| 6 | Today we have more of the best Reddit stories ever posted on Reddit. | 今天我们有更多的最好的Reddit故事 在Reddit上发布。 |
| 7 | Let's get into it. | 进曰. |
| 8 | OOP keeps finding posted notes in his apartment thinks his landlord is stalking him. | OOP不断在他的公寓里找到张贴的纸条,认为他的房东在跟踪他. |
| 9 | This was posted to Legal Advice six years ago. | 这是六年前张贴在法律咨询处的 |
| 10 | On the 15th of April I found a yellow posted note in a handwriting that wasn't mine | 4月15日 我发现一张黄色的纸条 上面的字迹不是我的 |
| 11 | on my desk reminding me of some errands I had to do. | 在我的桌子上提醒我一些我必须做的事 |
| 12 | So yeah I was going to say he probably writes these posted notes but he just forgets that | 所以,是的,我想说 他可能写这些张贴的笔记 但他只是忘了 |
| 13 | he wrote them maybe he has like some sort of amnesia but he says it's in a different handwriting | 他写了他们 也许他有点失忆 但他说这是不同的笔迹 |
| 14 | than his own so I don't know about that anymore. | 而不是他自己,所以我不知道这一点了。 |
| 15 | But I told literally nobody. | 但我告诉任何人 |
| 16 | While odd I chalked it up to something I did in my sleep thinking maybe in my half awake state | 奇怪的是,我在梦里做了一些事情, 也许在我的半醒状态下 |
| 17 | I scrawled it so it didn't appear to be my handwriting. | 我画的,所以它看起来不是我的笔迹。 |
| 18 | I threw it out and thought little of it. | 我把它扔了,想的很少。 |
| 19 | On the 19th I found another posted note on the back of my desk chair in the same handwriting | 19日,我又在桌椅背面找到一张纸条 上面印着同样的笔迹 |
| 20 | as the previous note telling me to make sure I saved my documents. | 就像前次的纸条告诉我的一样 确保我保存了我的文件 |
| 21 | I was freaked out. | 我吓坏了。 |
| 22 | Yeah I think anyone would be freaked out like just finding posted notes in a different handwriting | 是啊,我想任何人都会被吓坏了 就像刚刚发现张贴的笔记 在不同的笔迹 |
| 23 | in the years about things you haven't told anyone and it's just in your apartment. | 这些年你没告诉任何人的事情 都在你的公寓里 |
| 24 | I think anyone would be freaked out but I feel like it's probably OOP that's writing them. | 我觉得任何人都会被吓坏了 但我觉得可能是OOP写的 |
| 25 | But there was no other signs of a break-in so I set up a webcam in my house | 但是没有其他闯入的迹象 所以我在我家装了个摄像头 |
| 26 | aimed at my desk and used a security cam app for it to record after detecting movement. | 瞄准我的桌子 并使用一个安全摄像头应用 用于记录在发现移动后 |
| 27 | On the 28th I woke up to find another posted note this one saying | 28日,我醒来 找到另一个张贴的字条 这个说 |
| 28 | our landlord isn't letting me talk to you but it's important we do. | 我们的房东不让我跟你说话 但我们必须这么做 |
| 29 | Our landlord isn't letting me talk to you but it's important we do. | 我们的房东不让我跟你说话 但我们必须这么做 |
| 30 | This one's a little creepy. | 这个有点恐怖 |
| 31 | Yeah I don't even know what I think it is let's just keep reading. | 是啊,我什至不知道什么 我认为它只是让我们继续阅读。 |
| 32 | I immediately checked the webcams folder on my computer and found nothing from the night before | 我马上检查了电脑上的摄像头文件夹 没有发现前天晚上的东西 |
| 33 | but my computer's recycling bin had been emptied which I'm certain I did not do recently | 但我的电脑回收桶被清空了 我确信我最近没有 |
| 34 | indicating someone had noticed the webcam and deleted the files. | 表示有人注意到了网络摄像头并删除了文件. |
| 35 | They were just saved straight to my folder on my desktop called webcam. | 他们只是被直接保存到 我的文件夹在我的桌面上 叫做网络摄像头。 |
| 36 | Okay this is giving like paranormal or someone is literally in your home. | 好吧,这是像超自然 或某人字面上 在你的家。 |
| 37 | Oh my gosh I don't know if you guys have ever heard or read those stories of like | 天啊,我不知道你们有没有听过 或读过类似的故事 |
| 38 | people not noticing but there's someone that lives in their home like in the attic | 人们没有注意到 但有一个人 住在他们的家 像阁楼 |
| 39 | or in like the walls or in like someone's closet or they just like living in the walls of a home | 或者在墙壁里 或者在别人的衣柜里 或者他们只是喜欢住在房子的墙壁里 |
| 40 | and I remember I saw one video where someone thought someone was living in their home so they | 我记得我看到一个视频 里面有人以为有人住在家里 |
| 41 | set up like cameras and then they caught someone like coming down from one of their closets going | 像摄像头一样,然后他们抓住一个像从衣柜里下来的人 |
| 42 | in the fridge drinking the milk just straight lips on the bottle you eating the food and stuff | 在冰箱里,喝牛奶 只是直嘴唇在瓶子上 你吃的食物和东西 |
| 43 | and then it was it was crazy dude I was like a person is just living in your home dude | 然后,它是一个疯狂的伙计,我就像一个人 只是住在你的家家伙 |
| 44 | because he was he was talking about yeah the milk would kind of be empty there'd be stuff | 因为他在说 是的 牛奶会是空的 有东西 |
| 45 | missing all this stuff it was just really weird nightmare do you talk about a nightmare oh my gosh | 错过了这些东西... ...它只是非常奇怪的噩梦... ... |
| 46 | knock on wood that never happens today on the first of may I found another post-it note this | 敲敲今天从未发生的木头 可能我发现另一个后它注此 |
| 47 | time on the outside of my door with nothing written on it and there also appeared to be | 时间在我的门外 没有写 在它上,似乎还有 |
| 48 | post-its on many other doors in my apartment complex all blank in varying colors do I have | 在我的公寓楼里许多其他的门上 我身上有各种颜色的空白 |
| 49 | any legal recourse here I have no proof except for post-its but those are written by my pen | 任何法律追索 我除了事后没有证据 但那些都是我的笔写的 |
| 50 | on my post-it notes so conceivably I could have faked them with contacting the police get me into | 在我的后笔记上,如此想象 我本来可以伪造他们 通过联系警察 让我进入 |
| 51 | any trouble if they can't determine any outside source for this I just want to make sure I'm not | 任何麻烦,如果他们不能 确定任何外部来源 这一点,我只是想确保我不是 |
| 52 | wasting anyone's time should I consult my landlord those also living in the complex I think you should | 浪费别人的时间,我应该咨询我的房东 那些住在建筑群里的人,我认为你应该 |
| 53 | talk to your landlord because normally I don't think a landlord would like break into your | 跟你的房东说话 因为平时我觉得房东不想闯进你家 |
| 54 | apartment and just leave like really weird post-it notes if anything maybe someone's living in your | 如果有人住在你的公寓里 |
| 55 | home just trying to spook you or or you just have amnesia edit I pulled up a letter I see | 回家只是想吓唬你 或者你只是有 失忆症编辑 我拉起一封信 我看到 |
| 56 | from my landlord back when I moved in and the handwriting is identical could this count as | 我搬进来时从房东那弄来的 笔迹完全一样 |
| 57 | evidence the handwriting is identical probably confront the landlord then or just talk to me | 证明笔迹完全一样 可能是跟房东对着干 或者是跟我说话 |
| 58 | ask him like are you writing notes in my apartment or maybe set up an actual good security camera | 问他你是不是在我的公寓里写笔记 还是装个好摄像头 |
| 59 | not just a webcam set up like multiple cameras multiple angles so then you could like literally | 不仅仅是一个网络摄像头 设置成多个摄像头 多角度,然后你可以喜欢字面 |
| 60 | see who's doing what top comments from original thread and this doesn't appear to be plot of | 看是谁在做原创评论 这似乎不是阴谋 |
| 61 | Bradbury short story it's possible that your landlord is leaving notes inside your apartment | Bradbury的短篇小说 有可能是你的房东在你公寓里留下纸条 |
| 62 | but they don't make any sense in the context of you describing them it's likely that you are | 但从你描述他们的角度讲 他们没有任何意义... ...你很可能是 |
| 63 | writing the notes yourself but you are forgetting do you use post-it notes as reminders in any other | 自己写笔记,但你忘记了 你是否在任何其他地方都用后笔记作为提醒 |
| 64 | parts of your life or job yes this might be a mental health issue you might be experiencing | 生活或工作的一部分 是的,这可能是一个精神健康问题 你可能会遇到 |
| 65 | some sort of dissociative disorder or it might be a physical problem you mentioned that you have a | 某种分离障碍 或者可能是你提到的一个身体问题 |
| 66 | very unusual narrow bedroom with no windows is there a chance that you are not getting enough | 非常不寻常的狭小的卧室,没有窗户... ...你可能得不到足够的钱 |
| 67 | ventilation when you see when you sleep or that there is carbon monoxide leaking into the building | 当你看到睡觉时或看到一氧化碳渗入大楼时通风 |
| 68 | does that give you like amnesia yes carbon monoxide co poisoning can cause amnesia and | 这是否让你像失忆一样 是一氧化碳 共同中毒会导致失忆 |
| 69 | significant memory loss because the gas cuts off oxygen to the brain exposure can damage the hippocampus | 因为气体切断了大脑接触的氧气 可能会损坏河马 |
| 70 | the area responsible for processing memory okay so he probably does have amnesia then | 负责处理记忆的区域好 所以他可能真的失忆了 |
| 71 | maybe maybe or that is there a carbon monoxide leak in the building probably a cheap co detector | 也许是一氧化碳泄漏 可能是廉价的探测器 |
| 72 | which you should have anyway is a fast way to find out you'll also have really bad headaches | 反正你应该有的 很快就能发现你也会头痛 |
| 73 | you know your own medical and mental history and your other experiences if you think these | 你知道自己的医学和精神史 以及你的其他经历 如果你认为这些 |
| 74 | incidents might be you writing notes to yourself there's no shame in somebody qualified to give | 事情可能是你给自己写笔记 某个有资格给自己 |
| 75 | you an opinion okay op's reply i have really bad headaches dot dot dot and i actually already do | 你的意见是好的 行动的答复 我头痛得厉害 点点点 |
| 76 | have a co detector i guess i should probably take that out of its box and plug it in okay update | 有个联合探测器 我想我应该把那个从盒子里拿出来 插进去,好吗? |
| 77 | posted notes left in the apartment thanks to everyone who sent suggestions and gave advice on | 在公寓里留下的笔记,多亏了所有寄出建议和建议的人 |
| 78 | how to proceed especially those who recommended a co detector because when i plugged one in the | 如何进行,特别是那些推荐 联合探测器 因为我插入一个 |
| 79 | bedroom it read 100 ppm let me ask the chat is 100 ppm of carbon monoxide a lot yes 100 ppm parts | 卧室读100ppm 让我问问聊天是100ppm 一氧化碳 很多是100ppm部分 |
| 80 | per million of carbon monoxide is a lot and is considered dangerous but this into perspective | 每百万的一氧化碳很多,被认为是危险的,但是从角度来说 |
| 81 | the u.s epa sets the minimum safe indoor limit at just 9 ppm over an eight hour period a level | i.s epa将最低室内安全限值设定为每平方位8小时9ppm |
| 82 | of 100 ppm is a mid to high threshold that requires immediate evacuation and fresh air | 100ppm是一个中高阈值,需要立即疏散和新鲜空气 |
| 83 | and op has been living like this for like a month first of all make sure your co detector is plugged | 行动已经这样生活了一个月了 首先确保你的联合探测器被插上 |
| 84 | and second of all sue that landlord bro the fuck why is your apartment like literally a death trap | 其次,告那个房东兄弟 他妈的为什么 你的公寓就像个死亡陷阱 |
| 85 | dude and you've been living there for a month when you you need to go to the doctor tldr i had co | 哥们,你住在那里一个月 当你需要去看医生,我有一个 |
| 86 | poisoning and thought my landlord was stalking me okay good news update it's been almost a year | 下毒,还以为房东在跟踪我 好消息已经快一年了 |
| 87 | now while four months ago things were rough i've definitely made significant improvement and | 现在,虽然四个月前的事情是 粗糙的,我肯定已经取得了很大的改善 |
| 88 | currently there there's little reason to doubt a full recovery within a year as it turns out | 现在没有什么理由怀疑 一年之内完全恢复,因为事实证明 |
| 89 | brains can heal while brain cells cannot regenerate the bulk of my issues seem to be cerebral edema | 大脑可以痊愈,而脑细胞无法再生 我的大部分问题似乎是脑水肿 |
| 90 | brain swelling caused by the poisoning while the inflamed tissue can suffocate and destroy brain | 中毒导致脑肿胀,而炎症组织会窒息和破坏大脑 |
| 91 | cells it doesn't always and sometimes the damage is temporary that said in my understanding that | 细胞并不总是,有时损害是暂时的,我的理解是 |
| 92 | without a pre-incident scan it is difficult to tell what is swelling and what isn't in a very | 没有事前扫描 很难分辨出什么是肿胀什么不是 |
| 93 | detailed or specific way long story short while my comment from months ago was very depressed and | 我几个月前的评论很沮丧, |
| 94 | hopeless i'm much better in both mood and physical health though in this situation those aren't | 毫无希望,我心情和身体健康都好得多 虽然在这种情况下,他们不是 |
| 95 | exactly separate categories i would say now 10 months later i'm about 80 back to normal and | 完全不同的类别,我会说现在 10个月后,我大约80 回到正常和 |
| 96 | while it's likely there is a one percent that won't recover and some cells were destroyed not | 虽然有百分之一可能无法恢复 有些细胞没有被摧毁 |
| 97 | disrupted and maybe i'll always have the occasional headache there's no reason to think i won't be at | 可能我总是偶尔头痛 没有理由认为我不会在 |
| 98 | 99 to 100 better in another six months so i'm happy i'm beginning a lot of pm regarding my | 6个月后好点99到100 所以我很高兴我开始很多关于我 |
| 99 | legal situation and i've been advised not to discuss it online just yet as it still is ongoing | 法律状况,我建议不要在网上讨论 因为它还在进行中 |
| 100 | movies always made me think that body healing and court cases were so much faster than they really | 电影总是让我觉得身体愈合 和法庭案件的速度 比他们真正快得多 |
| 101 | are these things can take months or years luckily in my case shouldn't take years but it might be | 这些事情可能要花几个月或几年的运气 在我的情况下不应该花几年,但也许 |
| 102 | i can say that legally speaking things are things are really looking great for me | 我可以说,从法律意义上讲, 事情真的 对我很好看 |
| 103 | and in the meantime i've had a really lovely place to stay a very understanding boyfriend | 在此期间,我有一个非常可爱的地方 留下一个非常理解的男朋友 |
| 104 | and i've even been making art a field i wanted to get into but never would if not for the incident | 我甚至让艺术成为我想进入的田园... ...但如果不是因为这个事件,我永远不会 |
| 105 | i will say though i use a moleskin notebook daily planner right now i do keep busy important for | 我会说,虽然我使用一个摩尔斯金笔记 每日计划,现在我确实 忙着重要为 |
| 106 | mental health i'm kind of done with posted notes for a while oh that's funny yeah i've been reading | 精神健康,我有点 结束张贴的笔记一段时间 哦,这很有趣 是的,我一直在阅读 |
| 107 | comments now people are just saying i hope you think the dude who recommended testing your | 现在人们在说 我希望你能想到 那个建议测试你 |
| 108 | infrasound to you he might be the reason you're still here get well soon hopefully replied that | 次声告诉你,他可能是你还在这里的原因 很快会好起来的 |
| 109 | she did people are just saying such like an unreal story really scary it was bad it was like for at | 她做的人只是说 像一个不真实的故事 真的吓人 它不好 它像在 |
| 110 | least a month i think a lot of damage was done but by the sounds of it she's going to be able | 至少有一个月,我认为 已经做了很多损害 但通过它的声音,她会 |
| 111 | to make a full recovery if not just about a full recovery 99 that's really good really good news | 如果不是完全恢复的话 99 真的是好消息 |
| 112 | and yeah it might take a couple months but better than never fully recovering moral of the story if | 可能要几个月 但总比永远不完全恢复道德 |
| 113 | you guys ever find yourself not remembering stuff seeing random notes across your house being like | 你们会发现自己 不记得的东西 看到随机的笔记 在你们的房子就像 |
| 114 | who's writing this all that you might have co poisoning so just get a co detector that's scary | 谁写这一切 你可能有共同中毒 所以只要得到一个共同探测器 那很可怕 |
| 115 | because one she was probably so frightened thinking someone's like stalking her someone's | 因为一个她可能很害怕 以为有人喜欢跟踪她的人 |
| 116 | in her apartment the situation was probably just as bad like she could have died from | 在她的公寓里 情况可能和她死的一样糟 |
| 117 | co poisoning is next story did i fuck up by drinking an entire bottle of louisianne hot | 下个故事是我喝一整瓶萝莎安的热水 搞砸了 |
| 118 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}在面试时的酱汁 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}想给人留下深刻印象的尝试失败 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}首先不能说那是个 | |
| 119 | failed attempt because anyone that's not impressed by anyone chugging a bottle of hot sauce they're | 尝试失败了,因为任何人 谁没有印象 喝一瓶热酱 |
| 120 | just not cool so that's why he's the goat the goat i'm sorry to say it was not a failed attempt | 只是不酷 所以他就是山羊 山羊 很抱歉说这不是失败的尝试 |
| 121 | that was impressive i've had a number of job interviews recently that went poorly and did | 令人印象深刻的是,我最近进行了几次工作面试 却表现不佳,确实 |
| 122 | not result in securing employment i started to think i needed to do something during an interview | 我开始觉得在面试时我需要做点什么 |
| 123 | to really stand out be impressive unique and highly memorable i thought it could be risky | 真正突出 令人印象深刻的独特 和高度难忘 我认为它可能很危险 |
| 124 | but might work out i came up with the following idea after concluding the interview after the | 但也许可以解决,我在结束采访后想出了以下想法: |
| 125 | handshakes etc when leaving the room when leaving the room stop turning around and say there's one | 在离开房间时握手等等 停止转身说有一个 |
| 126 | more thing you need to know about me there's one more thing you need to know about me open the | 还有一件事你需要知道 关于我,打开 |
| 127 | bottle of hot sauce proceeds to chug a one million scoville 200 milliliter bottle of hot sauce then | 热酱一瓶,一百万块 |
| 128 | proceeds to stare at them probably for we'll say 10 seconds straight face no reaction and then leave | 开始盯着他们看 可能因为我们会说10秒 直面没有反应 然后离开 |
| 129 | boom drop the bottle then pull out a bottle of hot sauce down the entire bottle slam it onto the | 把瓶子扔下来 然后把一瓶热酱从瓶子里抽出来 |
| 130 | ground and say i can handle the heat not confidently leave the room | 地面上说,我可以应付 热量不自信地离开房间 |
| 131 | is this some american shit dude this is some american shit dude okay honestly bro | 这家伙是美国人吗? |
| 132 | i was hiring someone and they did this shit at the end i would just think i would genuinely be | 我雇了人,他们做了这些狗屎 在结尾,我只是想我会真的 |
| 133 | impressed and i feel like this would really impact if i hire them not in a positive way i'd be like | 给人留下深刻的印象,我觉得这真的会影响 如果我雇用他们的方式不是积极的,我会喜欢 |
| 134 | it depends on the role i'm looking for if i'm looking for someone like willing to like you know | 这取决于我要找的角色 如果我要找一个喜欢你的人 |
| 135 | go for it take risks and stuff you're hired do it again so i could take a video though crazy | 冒险去冒险,你被雇佣的东西再做一次 这样我就可以拍视频了,虽然疯狂 |
| 136 | i can handle the heat too oh oh it's cringe but it's good oh boom i imagine that they would be | 我也能应付热量,哦,哦,这是克林格,但它是好的哦,砰,我想他们会是 |
| 137 | really impressed and wowed by such a performance i feel like i would be pretty good friends with | 这么精彩的表演给我留下了深刻的印象 我觉得我会是好朋友 |
| 138 | this person this guy or girl sounds like a really funny person well i didn't pat well i didn't pan | 这个男人或女孩听起来很搞笑 我没有拍拍拍 |
| 139 | like i thought i would i was only it was only a small bottle of hot sauce i figured it would be | 就像我想我会我只是 它只是一个小瓶热酱 我认为这是 |
| 140 | no big deal to actually do this is why you need to like do it beforehand practice beforehand | 其实没什么大不了的 就是为什么你要喜欢事先练习 |
| 141 | or maybe like dump out the hot sauce and fill it up with some something else that's not as hot | 或者像把辣酱倒掉 装上别的东西 |
| 142 | but make the bottle like like a super hot ghost pepper sauce but fill it with like some mild hot | 但把瓶子做成超级热辣的鬼辣椒酱 装满像温和的辣椒酱 |
| 143 | sauce or not even hot sauce just something else mild like a smoothie that looks like hot sauce | 酱汁或甚至不热酱汁 只是一些其他温和的, 类似热酱汁的卷心菜 |
| 144 | like a carrot smoothie with like spicy no way you just like chug that actual bottle of hot sauce | 喜欢胡萝卜的卷饼 和辣味一样 你不可能只是喜欢灌 真正的一瓶热酱 |
| 145 | without ever trying it before i don't know why this guy's also giving the vibe of being like | 从来没有尝试过它之前 我不知道为什么这家伙 也给予的气息 像 |
| 146 | bleach white so i don't know i don't know if he could handle spice i figured it would be no big | 漂白白色,所以我不知道 我不知道他能不能处理香料... ...我想它不会太大 |
| 147 | deal to actually do i should have tested at home but but i didn't shoulda coulda woulda i was | 我本该在家做测试的 但我不该去 |
| 148 | nervous as a bitch ass during the interview but i was determined to follow through with the plan | 采访时很紧张 但我决定继续计划 |
| 149 | honestly dude this takes courage and confidence like i feel like that really shows like confidence | 老实说,伙计,这需要勇气和信心 就像我的感觉一样 真正表现出信心 |
| 150 | lock in lock in i started exactly as described above i was leaving i turned around maybe not | 锁在锁里 我开始 完全如上所述 我离开 我转身也许不是 |
| 151 | with as much swagger as i imagined in my head and i declared there's one more thing you need to know | 和我想象的一样夸张 我宣布你还需要知道一件事 |
| 152 | but holy i pulled out the hot sauce bottle almost dropped it and started to open the bottle in my | 我拔出热酱瓶 差点把它扔了 然后打开瓶子 |
| 153 | head it was all one quick confident motion like an electric indiana jones but instead i fumbled | 头部是一个快速自信的动作 像电动印地安纳琼斯,但相反,我fumbled |
| 154 | around and had a tough time getting it open it felt like a nightmarish eternity but but was | 很难打开它 感觉就像梦幻般永恒 |
| 155 | only about 20 seconds enough time for one of the interviewers to ask me what i was doing oh dude i | 只有20秒的时间 一个采访者问我在做什么 |
| 156 | need to chill oh i don't know why i find this so funny dude holy shit i didn't answer directly | 需要冷静 哦 我不知道为什么我发现这个 这么有趣的家伙神圣的狗屎 我没有直接回答 |
| 157 | instead after i got the bottle open i repeated there's one more thing you need to know about me | 我打开瓶子之后 我重复了 还有一件事你需要了解我 |
| 158 | but stuttering then i guzzled down the entire bottle of hot sauce i instantly regretted it | 我一时的后悔 |
| 159 | my mouth and throat felt like lava was swirling around inside me i immediately started to gag | 我的嘴巴和喉咙 感觉像熔岩 旋绕在我体内 我立刻开始堵塞 |
| 160 | and loudly cough i was crying involuntarily tears hardcore shooting down my face i was | 大声咳嗽,我哭了 非自愿的眼泪 硬核击落我的脸 |
| 161 | sweating like a terrible oh my god dude i hope i'm not the only one that finds this funny like | 汗流得像一个可怕的 哦,我的上帝,伙计 我希望我不是唯一一个 发现这个有趣的像 |
| 162 | i hope you guys are laughing too because i desperately tried to scream i can handle it | 我希望你们也笑了 因为我拼命想尖叫 我能应付 |
| 163 | and i got extra spicy i could handle the heat but just kept coughing before i could get anything | 我得到了额外的辣,我可以应付 热,但只是不停咳嗽之前,我可以得到任何东西 |
| 164 | out i feel like he's like feels like what i'm right now barely able to read the interviewers | 我觉得他就像现在我几乎无法读到采访者 |
| 165 | we're standing up we're all standing up looking at me in horror a few seconds before i think | 我们站起来,我们都站起来 看着我恐怖的几秒钟,然后我想 |
| 166 | dude fuck this dude okay lock in so i could read this a few seconds before i threw up all over the | 男人他妈的这家伙好锁好 这样我就可以读这个 几秒钟之前,我吐满了 |
| 167 | floor i knew it would happen but i tried to hold it back i couldn't i threw up all over the floor | 地板上我就知道会这样 但我想拖住它 我不能吐到地板上 |
| 168 | and it hurt as much on the way out it hurt as much on the way out as it did on the way in | 出门时很痛 出门时很痛 |
| 169 | if not more so the vomit felt like flaming barb's wire shredding its way through my | 所以呕吐物 感觉就像火烈酒的线 粉碎的方式通过我 |
| 170 | dude why is this so funny to me i don't get it oh fuck i'm sorry dude i'm sorry i should mention | 哥们儿,为什么这对我来说这么好笑 我不明白 哦,他妈的 对不起,伙计... 对不起... |
| 171 | disturbing amount of fiery mucus was also leaking out of my nose uncontrollably after i finished | 我做完后 鼻子上也漏出大量焦躁的黏液 |
| 172 | throwing up i could not bear to look at the interviewers you know you laugh so much it hurts | 呕吐,我忍不住看那些采访者 你知道你笑得那么痛 |
| 173 | like it hurts your gut and your throat that's where i'm at right now i hoarsely mumbled an | 就像它伤害了你的肠胃和喉咙 也就是我现在在的地方 |
| 174 | apology it started it started to stumble as quickly as possible out the door i had never been more | 道歉开始 越快越好 |
| 175 | shaved ashamed in my life i didn't get the job holy shit bro oh my god this is got to be the | 剃光了羞耻的一生 我没有得到工作 神圣的狗屎兄弟 哦,我的上帝 这一定是 |
| 176 | one of the funniest things i've ever read in my life i don't know just the way he's writing it | 这是我这辈子读过的最有趣的东西之一 我不知道他写它的方式 |
| 177 | i just feel like i'm there i'm like witnessing this oh god matter of fact let's check how hot | 我只是感觉我在那里,我很喜欢 见证这个哦,上帝的事实 让我们来看看有多热 |
| 178 | louisiana hot sauce is so it's about 450 scoville units on par with frank's red hot sauce so it's | Louisiana的辣酱是,所以它大约450 scoville单位 与弗兰克的红色辣酱一样,所以它是 |
| 179 | not even that hot let's read some comments maybe next time you can just walk over to the interviewer | 也不要那么热,让我们读一些评论 也许下次你可以直接走到采访者那里 |
| 180 | bear hug them from behind while leaning back so that their legs are dangling in the air and scream | 熊从后面抱住他们,然后向后靠, 让他们的腿在空中晃动,尖叫 |
| 181 | i will not let you down or carve numbers into your chest and yell you can't count on me or | 我不会让你失望 也不会把数字刻进你的胸口 骂你不能指望我 |
| 182 | hack off your own hand and launch it at his face saying i'll give you a helping hand or chop off | 砍掉你自己的手,朝他脸上发射,说我会帮你或砍掉 |
| 183 | your own head saying i'm ahead of the competition or slap his face and yell fucking zits i own you | 你的头说我领先竞争 或扇他的脸 吼他妈的齐兹 我拥有你 |
| 184 | all i have my gallbladder removed on thursday and i'm laughing so hard it feels like i'm about to | 我周四把胆囊都摘了 我笑得好像要 |
| 185 | reopen all my stitches it hurts like oh screw you for screw you for being so stupid opi i'm glad i'm | 打开我所有的缝线 痛得要命 就像你因为你这么蠢而干我很高兴 |
| 186 | not the only one that fell this shit absolutely hilarious dude opi i'm sorry bro but you are not | 不是唯一一个掉下这个狗屎 绝对搞笑的家伙 opi 对不起兄弟 但你不是 |
| 187 | smart like dead ass ain't no way you thought this was a good idea this is the hardest i've ever | 聪明得像死驴子 你不可能认为这是个好主意 这是我最难的主意 |
| 188 | laughed at a did i fuck up post ever i didn't know what's wrong with me i couldn't even finish opi | 笑我把邮差弄得一团糟 我都不知道自己怎么了 我甚至无法完成任务 |
| 189 | reading i couldn't even finish reading opi story after he tried joining the hot sauce because i | 在他尝试加入辣酱之后 我甚至连读不完 |
| 190 | could imagine what was about to unfold then you guys made his brilliant idea even more even more | 想象一下接下来会发生什么 然后你们就把他的聪明点子弄得更厉害了 |
| 191 | oh okay i'm glad i wasn't the only one that actually found this unbearably hilarious dude | 哦,好吧,我很高兴我不是 唯一一个真正发现 这个难忍受的搞笑的家伙 |
| 192 | it's so funny like it actually hurts i feel like lightheaded i've been laughing so much | 这太好笑了,就像它真的伤害了我一样... ...我觉得我笑得真轻 |
| 193 | someone said empty the bottle rinse it out now add tomato juice slash soup you can't even get | 有人说把瓶子清空 洗干净了 现在再加番茄汁 |
| 194 | this right one comment said how high were you when you came up with this idea on behalf of the person | 这是正确的一个评论说,你有多高 当你提出这个想法的人 |
| 195 | who had to interview behind you thank you this is genuinely funniest things i've ever read dude i | 谁必须采访你背后的感谢 这是真正有趣的事情 我曾经读过哥们我 |
| 196 | don't think i've laughed like that hard in a long time dude i'm gonna definitely come back and read | 别以为我很久没这么笑了 我一定会回来读书的 |
| 197 | this post that is hilarious it's so funny it's just a just the way op writes man perfect well | 这篇文章太搞笑了 这太有趣了 只是行动写人写得非常好 |
| 198 | the timing execution is so funny who's the dumbest person you've ever met it's not uncommon as a | 被处死的时间真有趣 谁是你见过的最蠢的人 |
| 199 | teacher to have students who are a bit behind the curve in certain aspects but 99.999999% of the time | 老师有学生 在某些方面有点落后 但999999999%的时间 |
| 200 | they are keen on something they might not understand how to identify a noun or what theme is but they | 他们热衷于一些他们可能不明白的东西 如何识别名词或主题是什么 |
| 201 | somehow know how to make a mean plate of nachos you learn pretty quick not to judge fish for their | 不知怎的,你学得很快,不拿鱼来评分 |
| 202 | tree climbing ability you know hey i know i thought this was the rule when i was teaching until i met | 爬树的能力,你知道 嘿,我知道,我认为这是规则 当我在教学,直到我遇见 |
| 203 | kevin kevin isn't his real name but it doesn't matter because he can't spell it anyway kevin was | Kevin Kevin不是他的真名 但没关系 因为他不能拼写 反正Kevin是 |
| 204 | a student of mine during my last year of teaching he came to my classroom with very little to show | 我最后一年教书时的一个学生 他来到我的教室 很少露面 |
| 205 | for his academic past he had moved a few times and thus was missing a lot of typical test scores | 他的学术经历 已经移动过几次 从而失去了很多典型的测试成绩 |
| 206 | that we used to try and ballpark their ability don't worry it was a ballpark we didn't make major | 我们曾经尝试打球 他们的能力 不要担心 这是一个球场,我们没有做主 |
| 207 | decisions until we actually had a chance to talk and work with a student for a bit i thought that's | 直到我们真正有机会 与学生交谈和工作 |
| 208 | fine i'll just do some one-on-one with kevin and see what's up one-on-one with kevin was like | 好,我和Kevin做个单对单 看看和Kevin做单对单怎么样 |
| 209 | conversing with someone who'd forgotten everything in a freak if not impossible amnesia in this | 和一个在怪胎里 忘记一切的人交谈,如果不是不可能的失忆 |
| 210 | incident there was no evidence that he had learned anything past the second grade and now he was in | 事件没有证据表明 他学到了什么 过了二年级,现在他在 |
| 211 | flabbergasted i figured we needed to get more serious with this if he was going to be in my | 我觉得我们得更认真点 如果他要进我的监狱 |
| 212 | class i needed to know why and how i decided to meet with him his guidance counselor his parents | 我要知道为什么和如何和他见面 他的辅导员 他的父母 |
| 213 | and another teacher to see what was really going on this is where it all became clear it was by | 而另一个老师看 到底发生了什么 这是在那里,一切都变得清晰 它是由 |
| 214 | some incredible fluke that his family hadn't been wiped off the face of the earth years ago odds are | 一些不可思议的风波 他的家人没有被抹去 表面上的地球几年前的概率是 |
| 215 | his entire heritage was based on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves | 他的整个遗产是基于盲目的运气 和某种病态的神干预 挽救 |
| 216 | his family every time a threat presents itself literally dude natural selection i know natural | 每次威胁出现时 他的家人都会自然选择 |
| 217 | selection only picked out like the strongest people for like millions and millions and millions and | 选择只选择像最强的人 像百万和百万 |
| 218 | millions of years but there is like always that chance like i don't doubt it that there's a chance | 几百万年,但总是有那种机会 就像我不怀疑有这种机会 |
| 219 | of one group of people or one family that's like rock dumb like like dirt dude that's like their | 一群人或一个家庭 喜欢摇滚哑巴 像泥巴的家伙 |
| 220 | iq dirt and i guess we have one here no no no no no no no kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this | iq脏和我想我们有一个在这里 不,不,不,不,不,不 Kevin 是这个遗传的顶峰 |
| 221 | achievement even my instructional instructional lead a woman who could find a redeeming trait in | 即使是我的教学指导 也领导着一个能找到 救赎特质的女人 |
| 222 | a balrog failed to see any reason this kid or his family should be alive today so here's a list of | 鲍罗格没有看到任何原因 这个孩子或他的家人应该活着 今天,所以这里有一个列表 |
| 223 | events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he's laughing uncontrollably okay here's | 事实表明上帝的存在 他笑得不可控制 |
| 224 | the list kevin frequently forgot when slash where class was and more than one okay on more than one | Kevin 经常忘记在课上课的地方和不止一个课上 |
| 225 | i had to retrieve him from other classrooms kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons puked and then | 我不得不从其他教室取回他 凯文吃了整整24包蜡笔 然后 |
| 226 | did it again the next day this is ninth grade i have no idea where he got crayons kevin's dad | 第二天又犯案了 这是九年级 我不知道他哪里有蜡笔Kevin的爸爸 |
| 227 | wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me his english teacher this was a public school when i | 写了学费支票,寄给我 他的英语老师 这是我公立学校的时候 |
| 228 | gave it back to kevin voided to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public | 还给Kevin 给爸爸一个简短的说明 解释这是个公众 |
| 229 | school kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 7-eleven after school kevin was removed from | 学校的Kevin因为想花在7点就惹麻烦了 学校的Kevin被开除了 |
| 230 | the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire twice | 在煤气炉上留下剪板 并引发两次火灾后 烹饪艺术计划 |
| 231 | kevin threw his lunch at the school resource officer and tried to run away he ran into a | 凯文把他的午餐扔到学校资源官身上 试图逃跑 他遇到了一个 |
| 232 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}还坚持说不是他 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我叫它"敲" {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}他否认了 | |
| 233 | that it was ringing not that it wasn't his not that he did it no he denied the phone was actually | 他否认电话其实是 |
| 234 | ringing he tried it three times before the end of the year kevin called the basketball coach a | 凯文在年底前曾三次尝试过, |
| 235 | bitch during gym the basketball tryouts were that afternoon kevin tried out it didn't go well | 体操期间的婊子 篮球选手是那个下午的Kevin 试了一下,结果不好 |
| 236 | kevin's mom could never remember which school he went to she missed several meetings because | Kevin的妈妈永远记不得他去了哪所学校 她错过了几次会议 因为... |
| 237 | she drove to other schools none of which he ever went to kevin tased himself in the neck | 她开车去其他学校 他从未去过Kevin的脖子上 |
| 238 | before a football game kevin kept a bottle of orange kool-aid in his backpack for about seven | 在足球赛之前 kevin在背包里放了一瓶橙黄色的奶酪 大约七杯 |
| 239 | for about four months he thought it would turn into alcohol he drank it during home | 4个月左右,他以为会变成酒 他在家里喝过 |
| 240 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}而Kevin说Kevin是白人 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}学校是84个黑人 | |
| 241 | kevin got beat up a lot kevin is dumb kevin stole another student's iphone and tried to sell it back | Kevin被打了很多次 Kevin是哑巴 Kevin偷了另一个学生的iphone 想把它卖回来 |
| 242 | to them kevin didn't understand that his grade was dependent on tests quizzes homework classroom | 对他们来说,Kevin不知道他的成绩 取决于测试 测验的功课 |
| 243 | and participation kevin finished his semester with a three percent average he tried to bribe me | 参与Kevin完成了他的学期 平均有3%想贿赂我 |
| 244 | with eleven dollars three percent average is insanity dude and that three percent i assume | 平均百分之十一是疯子 百分之三 |
| 245 | was probably just participation marks kevin spit on a girl and said you should get out of those | 可能只是参与标记 kevin吐了一个女孩, 并说,你应该离开这些 |
| 246 | wet clothes the girl was the spanish student teacher kevin is a freak kevin didn't know | 湿衣服 女孩是西班牙裔学生 老师Kevin是一个怪胎Kevin不知道 |
| 247 | dogs and cats were different animals kevin tried to download porn onto a computer in the library | 狗和猫是不同的动物 凯文试图下载色情 在图书馆的计算机 |
| 248 | at the circulation desk while he was logged on kevin asked the girl to prom he was in ninth grade | 他登上Kevin的电脑时 在流通台上 问那个女孩去舞会 他九年级的时候 |
| 249 | and freshmen don't go to prom by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address | 新生不会去舞会 问她的电话号码 然后发短信给她他的地址 |
| 250 | kevin got gum in his hair constantly kevin regularly tried to cheat on assignments by | Kevin的头发里有口香糖 经常Kevin经常试图欺骗任务 |
| 251 | knocking the pile over grabbing one before i had picked them all up and then writing his name on | 在捡起他们之前 敲碎堆积物 然后写上他的名字 |
| 252 | it wherever there was room kevin had several allergies but neither his parents nor he could | 哪里有凯文的房间 有过几次过敏 但他的父母和他都不能 |
| 253 | remember what they were bruh that one is actually dangerous they were very concerned that the | 记住他们是什么人 他们非常担心 |
| 254 | when they finally got a doctor's note he was allergic to amoxicillin that sounds like some | 当他们终于拿到医生的纸条 他对阿莫西林过敏 听起来像一些 |
| 255 | rare stuff so kevin and his parents took a trip to nasua how the fuck did they even get airline | 奇文和他父母去纳苏亚旅行了 他们他妈的是怎么得到航空公司的 |
| 256 | tickets and forgot all their luggage at home oh my gosh dude how i just wonder how many people | 门票和行李都忘在家里了 哦,天啊,我真想知道有多少人 |
| 257 | there are and you know what it's funny i feel like i don't know why i just have this like | 有,你知道什么是好笑的,我觉得 我不知道为什么我只有这样 |
| 258 | delusion that these type of people will breed the most intelligent person so yeah everyone in the | 妄想这类人会培养出最聪明的人 所以是的,每个人在 |
| 259 | whole family bloodline will be dumb but then one person will be like an absolute genius i don't | 整个家族的血脉会很笨 但只有一个人会像一个天才一样 |
| 260 | know i don't know if that's like actually biologically possible but that's just what i | 我不知道这是否在生物学上是可能的 但这就是我 |
| 261 | think i didn't believe him when he told me until i talked to him until i talked to his mom who told | 我觉得他告诉我的时候我不相信他 直到我和他说话 直到我和他妈妈说话 |
| 262 | me first thing when i saw her at the bi-weekly meeting kevin's grandfather apparently died in | 我第一件事是当我看到她 在两周一次的会面 Kevin的祖父显然死了 |
| 263 | accident i can only assume god was looking the other way that day i don't know which one for you | 那天我只能假设上帝在寻找另一条路 我不知道哪条路适合你 |
| 264 | guys is the most like are you serious i don't know for me it has to be like honestly the one | 男人最像你们认真的,我不知道 对我来说,它必须是诚实的 |
| 265 | where he knocks down the tests and then writes his name it's like slightly smart because he | 在那里,他敲倒测试 然后写他的名字 它像略微聪明 因为他 |
| 266 | knows like oh maybe she won't find out but it's not smart because obviously the other person's | 也许她不会发现,但很不聪明 因为很明显对方 |
| 267 | name is on it you know i could kind of see what he's trying to do but it's just not smart what | 上面写着名字,你知道我可以看到他想做什么... ... |
| 268 | is the dumbest one here probably when he threw lunch at like the guidance counselor or whatever | 可能是当他像辅导员一样扔午餐时 最笨的 |
| 269 | try to run away run into a door and then say it wasn't me it wasn't me i don't know i actually | 试图逃跑 跑进一扇门 然后说不是我 不是我 我不知道我其实 |
| 270 | maybe not because everyone always denies people kids usually deny oh it wasn't me dumbest ones | 也许不是因为每个人都否认别人 孩子通常否认 哦,不是我最蠢的 |
| 271 | here is the mom that can't remember what school you go to because how are you like a parent and | 这里的妈妈不记得你上什么学校了 因为你是怎样的家长 |
| 272 | you don't even know where your kids go through so that that one is one of the dumbest ones in | 你甚至不知道你的孩子在哪里经历 这样一个人就是最笨的人之一 |
| 273 | my opinion here and i guess the number one for kevin is finishing with a three percent average | 我在这里的意见 我想Kevin的第一是平均3% |
| 274 | because that's just like that's data that just shows like not not not not smart read some comments | 因为这就像数据 显示的不是不聪明 阅读一些评论 |
| 275 | i'm torn between this can't be real and you can't make this up kevin and his world were very real | 我被撕裂在这不可能是真实的 而你不能编造这个 凯文和他的世界是非常真实的 |
| 276 | he was simultaneously everything wrong and everything right in the world he was a testament | 他同时做错一切 做错一切 |
| 277 | {\fn华文楷体\fs20\bord1\shad1\1cHE0E0E0\2cH000000}我聽說有人能做任何事 {\fn华文楷体\fs20\bord1\shad1\1cHE0E0E0\2cH000000}他想加入空軍 | |
| 278 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我确实认为人们会发现这种内容 | |
| 279 | just watching something like that yeah it's probably like morally not right and like you're | 只是看类似的东西 是的,它可能像 道德不正确,喜欢你 |
| 280 | like kind of finding enjoyment and laughter out of someone with a lower intelligence but at the end | 就像从一个低智商的人身上 找到享受和笑声 |
| 281 | of the day if kevin is okay with it and kevin is making money then i don't see anything wrong | 如果Kevin同意 和Kevin赚钱... ...那么我不觉得有什么错 |
| 282 | with that if he's okay with i mean i don't think he'd be able to understand though people are | 如果他不介意的话 我想他不会明白 |
| 283 | laughing at him but i feel like there will be a lot of people that also just genuinely feel bad | 笑他,但我觉得会有很多人 也真正感到难过 |
| 284 | for him and want to support him interesting dilemma someone else commented oh god i had | 为了他,想支持他 有趣的困境 有人评论 哦,上帝,我有 |
| 285 | a neighbor that fits this description perfectly once done once dug a trap hold in my friend's | 一个符合这个描述的邻居 曾经在我朋友家挖过陷阱 |
| 286 | backyard and covered it with leaves and then proceeded to fall into it and we had to pull | 后院用叶子覆盖它 然后掉进它,我们不得不拉 |
| 287 | him out would repeatedly climb the tree in his front yard all the way to the top then fall out | 他出门后会多次爬到前院的树上 一路爬到顶端 然后掉下来 |
| 288 | of it every time whoa whoa maybe brain damage except the one time he didn't and we had to call | 每次哇哇,也许脑损伤 除了一次他没有 我们不得不打电话 |
| 289 | the fire department because he couldn't remember how to climb down was riding his bike to our house | 消防队因为他不记得怎么爬下去 骑着自行车到我们家 |
| 290 | and swim shorts with a towel around his neck leaned too far over and the towel got stuck in | 用毛巾在脖子上游短裤 伸得太远了 毛巾卡住了 |
| 291 | the spokes she flipped over the handlebars and the bike flipped and landed on top of him we | 她的说话声翻过把手杆 自行车翻了过来 落在他身上 |
| 292 | wouldn't let him near our trampoline because we feared for his lives and our lives he's now a high | 我们怕他和我们的生活 现在他已经高了 |
| 293 | ranking army man what that is scary that is scary but that is also american edit he was on leave and | 军队的排名 何谓恐怖 何谓恐怖 何谓恐怖 |
| 294 | came back to visit last winter his car slid and he took out my neighbor's mailbox and he had to | 去年冬天他回来参观 他的车滑了下来 他拿走了邻居的邮箱 |
| 295 | pull him out of the ditch it wasn't even icy it terrifies me that they let him touch guns yeah | 把他从沟里拉出来 连冰都冻不起来 让我害怕他们让他碰枪 |
| 296 | it's always america dude i i don't really i can't imagine this being anywhere besides america i'm | 我无法想象除了美国之外还有别的地方 |
| 297 | gonna be honest let me know what was your favorite thing that kevin did that just showed like yeah | 老实说,告诉我 你最喜欢的是什么 事情,凯文做的刚刚显示 像是的 |
| 298 | he's not all there natural selection did not get to them yet and i don't think it ever will because | 他并不是所有的自然选择 还没有得到他们 并且我不认为它永远会 |
| 299 | now we're living 2026 anyone could live even kevin no more natural selection exists let me know what | 现在我们活了2026年 任何人都可以活 甚至凯文 不再有自然选择 让我知道 |
| 300 | stories you guys want to see more of you want to see like scary stories or like just like the | 故事你们想看到更多的 你希望看到像恐怖故事 或就像像 |
| 301 | best reddit stories or do you want to see like cheating stories infidelity catching a cheater | 最好改编故事 或者你想看看 欺骗故事不忠 抓住一个骗子 |
| 302 | i know i like reading any type of story so just let me know what you guys want in the | и笵и尺舧贺珿ㄆ 碞琵и笵 |
| 303 | comments and i'll see you guys next video bye bye | 下个视频再见 |
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