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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Welcome back to a new video, guys. | 欢迎回到新的视频,伙计们。 |
| 0:01 | I'm sure, like me, many of you hate applying for jobs | 我敢肯定,像我一样,你们很多人都讨厌申请工作 |
| 0:05 | and hate the whole job market. | 恨整个就业市场。 |
| 0:07 | Trying to find a job after you graduate, | 你毕业后想找份工作 |
| 0:09 | trying to find a job even though you've had a job, | 尽管你有工作,但还是想找份工作 |
| 0:11 | trying to get an entry level role, | 试图获得一个初级角色, |
| 0:12 | trying to get any role really, | 试图得到任何角色 真的, |
| 0:13 | even if it's just like baseline customer service | 即使这就像基线客户服务 |
| 0:16 | or a minimum wage job. | 或最低工资工作。 |
| 0:17 | I'm sure you guys hate it. | 我敢肯定,你们讨厌它。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Welcome back to a new video, guys. | 欢迎回到新的视频,伙计们。 |
| 2 | I'm sure, like me, many of you hate applying for jobs | 我敢肯定,像我一样,你们很多人都讨厌申请工作 |
| 3 | and hate the whole job market. | 恨整个就业市场。 |
| 4 | Trying to find a job after you graduate, | 你毕业后想找份工作 |
| 5 | trying to find a job even though you've had a job, | 尽管你有工作,但还是想找份工作 |
| 6 | trying to get an entry level role, | 试图获得一个初级角色, |
| 7 | trying to get any role really, | 试图得到任何角色 真的, |
| 8 | even if it's just like baseline customer service | 即使这就像基线客户服务 |
| 9 | or a minimum wage job. | 或最低工资工作。 |
| 10 | I'm sure you guys hate it. | 我敢肯定,你们讨厌它。 |
| 11 | Today, we have some stories from R slash recruiting hell | 今天,我们有一些故事 从R斜线招募地狱 |
| 12 | and some news. | 还有新闻 |
| 13 | So in my past video, we talked about people's experiences | 因此,在我的过去视频, 我们谈论了人们的经验 |
| 14 | and stuff like trying to find a job in 2026. | 比如在2026年找工作 |
| 15 | Collectively, we're all cooked. | 集体而言,我们都是熟人。 |
| 16 | Between the ages of 18, 25, | 18、25岁 |
| 17 | I believe we are currently cooked. | 我相信我们现在已经熟了 |
| 18 | Economy's cooked, AI's taking everyone's jobs. | 经济已经熟了,AI要抢每个人的工作. |
| 19 | These companies worth five trillion laid off | 这些公司价值五万亿 |
| 20 | about 357,000 employees. | 大约357,000名雇员。 |
| 21 | And then when they ask you, | 然后当他们问你, |
| 22 | so what was this gap in your resume? | 你的履历有什么差距? |
| 23 | Why aren't you working here? | 你为什么不在这里工作? |
| 24 | Bruh, motherfuckers got laid off, dude. | 布鲁,混蛋们被解雇了,伙计。 |
| 25 | The fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 26 | What's this gap in your resume? | 你的履历有什么差距? |
| 27 | It's a gap. | 谓之隙. |
| 28 | Anyway, let's get into it. | 总之,让我们开始吧。 |
| 29 | First story, the situation right now. | 首先,现在的情况。 |
| 30 | HR, when they cannot find entry level candidate | 人力资源,当他们找不到起职职等候选人时 |
| 31 | was five years of experience. | 5年的经验。 |
| 32 | Dead ass, dude. | 死屁股,伙计。 |
| 33 | Dead ass. | 死驴. |
| 34 | What is the petition to ban HR? | 什么是禁止HR的请愿书? |
| 35 | This made me laugh, but it's also painfully accurate. | 这让我大笑,但也令人痛苦的准确. |
| 36 | I've been browsing job listings lately | 最近我一直在浏览工作清单 |
| 37 | and it's wild how many entry level roles | 和它的疯狂 多少起入门级角色 |
| 38 | ask for three to five years of experience, dude. | 要求三到五年的经验,伙计。 |
| 39 | Like, I understand if I put myself in the shoes | 喜欢,我理解 如果我把自己在鞋子 |
| 40 | of a business owner wanting to hire someone | 企业主想雇人 |
| 41 | with experience, but at that point, | 经验丰富,但当时, |
| 42 | hire someone with experience and pay them more. | 雇个有经验的人 付更多钱 |
| 43 | They wanna pay entry level salaries | 他们想要支付起职工资 |
| 44 | for people that have a higher tier of experience, | 对于有较高经验的人, |
| 45 | three to five years of experience. | 三到五年的经验。 |
| 46 | Oh my God, he does it from under the foot. | 哦,我的上帝,他这样做 从脚下。 |
| 47 | But they're like, no, we want to pay you | 但是他们喜欢,不,我们想付你钱 |
| 48 | an entry level salary, but you need to have experience | 入职工资,但需要经验 |
| 49 | of someone that's been working for a while. | 已经工作了一段时间的人。 |
| 50 | It's like, bro, come on, it's so annoying. | 这就像,兄弟,来吧, 它是如此烦人。 |
| 51 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 52 | So annoying. | 真烦人 |
| 53 | At that point, it's not really entry level anymore. | 这时候,它已经不是真正的入门级别了. |
| 54 | Exactly. | 没错 |
| 55 | It just feels like companies want somebody already trained | 感觉公司希望有人训练过 |
| 56 | but still want to pay beginner salaries. | 但还是想支付初学者的工资 |
| 57 | Literally what I just said. | 说得没错 |
| 58 | Literally, dude. | 字面上,伙计。 |
| 59 | Then the same companies complained | 后来,同样的公司抱怨 |
| 60 | that no one wants to work | 没有人想工作 |
| 61 | or that they can't find good candidates. | 或者他们找不到好人选 |
| 62 | The guy in this meme honestly looks like every HR team | 这个迷宫里的人真像每个HR团队 |
| 63 | after posting a job like that and getting zero applications. | 在发布这样的工作 和获得零应用程序。 |
| 64 | Let's read some comments here. | 让我们在这里阅读一些评论。 |
| 65 | Mid-senior level candidates willing to settle | 愿意定居的中级候选人 |
| 66 | for entry level salary. | 薪金。 |
| 67 | Yeah, literally. | 是的,从字面上说。 |
| 68 | Yep, this one right here. | 是的,这个在这里。 |
| 69 | There are a lot of people in the US currently | 现在美国有很多人 |
| 70 | who are looking for a job and are willing | 寻找工作,愿意 |
| 71 | to take a low pay slash position, so they have one. | 工资低,所以他们有一个。 |
| 72 | But HR is going to look at that person | 但HR会看着那个人 |
| 73 | with years of experience and everything on the checklist | 多年的经验和清单上的一切 |
| 74 | and just see them as a flight risk. | 把他们看作飞行风险 |
| 75 | I mean, it's fair as it's probably true, | 我的意思是,这是公平的,因为它可能是真的, |
| 76 | but better to fill a seat for six months to one year | 但最好填补一个席位 六个月到一年 |
| 77 | than have the position open for that length of time, | 或在那段时间里打开位置, |
| 78 | if not longer. | 如果不是更长。 |
| 79 | Truth is, they don't want to hire anyone anyways. | 事实上,他们不想雇用任何人 |
| 80 | Yeah, literally. | 是的,从字面上说。 |
| 81 | I feel like a lot of companies have replaced | 我觉得很多公司都换了 |
| 82 | a lot of people with AI, | 很多有AI的人, |
| 83 | but recently I've been seeing in the news and stuff | 但最近我在新闻里看到 |
| 84 | and on social media that now companies are starting | 以及现在公司开始的社交媒体 |
| 85 | to roll back on that and starting to hire people again | 重回过去 开始雇用人 |
| 86 | instead of AI and getting rid of AI | 而不是AI和摆脱AI |
| 87 | because AI has gotten more expensive | 因为AI越来越贵了 |
| 88 | than just having people. | 不只是有别人。 |
| 89 | Don't know how true that is. | 不知道这有多真实 |
| 90 | I did not really fact check that, | 我其实没查清楚 |
| 91 | but that's something I heard. | 但我听说了 |
| 92 | It's not just in the US. | 这不仅仅是在美国。 |
| 93 | I'm in Canada and we're having the exact same problem. | 我在加拿大 我们也有同样的问题 |
| 94 | I think it's everywhere in the world. | 以为世间一切处. |
| 95 | I'm gonna be honest. | 我会说实话的 |
| 96 | Everywhere in the world, everyone is just cooked, man. | 世界上任何地方,每个人都只是被煮熟,男人。 |
| 97 | It seems like so many job postings, | 好像有这么多工作 |
| 98 | but everyone's hiring, | 但每个人都在雇用, |
| 99 | but no one's hiring at the same time, you know? | 但没有人同时雇用,你知道吗? |
| 100 | You know what I mean? | 你知道我的意思吗? |
| 101 | Like fake ghost job postings. | 就像假的鬼职 |
| 102 | If you don't have the experience they want, | 如果你没有他们想要的经验 |
| 103 | they won't take you. | 他们不会带走你的 |
| 104 | If you have too much experience, they won't look at you. | 如果你经验太丰富 他们就不会看你 |
| 105 | I can't even get a retail job | 我连零售工作都找不到 |
| 106 | because they think I would leave as soon as I could. | 因为他们认为我会尽快离开 |
| 107 | They are wrong, but they're overestimating | 他们错了,但是他们高估了 |
| 108 | how fast I could get a different job. | 我多快就能换一份工作了 |
| 109 | Someone else commented, | 别人评论, |
| 110 | yep, desperately looking for a job recently, | 对,最近急着找工作 |
| 111 | 100 plus applications in the first month. | 首月100+应用. |
| 112 | Everything I applied to, I could be considered overqualified, | 所有我申请的, 我可能被认为是超资格, |
| 113 | but I didn't even get a single look my way for interviews. | 但我连面试的眼神都没有 |
| 114 | Finally found something with my qualifications. | 终于找到了我的资格 |
| 115 | I start next week. | 我下周开始 |
| 116 | After the frustration of being overqualified | 受挫于资格过高 |
| 117 | in my local area, something finally came up | 在我的地方,终于出现了一些事情 |
| 118 | that's exactly meant for me. | 这对我来说是注定的 |
| 119 | Still so much stress. | 压力还是很大 |
| 120 | That's interesting. | 这很有趣。 |
| 121 | I guess they won't hire you if you're overqualified too. | 我猜如果你也够格的话 他们不会雇用你 |
| 122 | Yeah, I guess because they think you'll just leave | 是啊,我想因为他们认为你会离开 |
| 123 | when you get a better opportunity. | 当你得到一个更好的机会。 |
| 124 | You're kind of just like looking for a role | 你就像在找一个角色一样 |
| 125 | that you can temporarily work and then dip. | 你可以临时工作,然后潜水。 |
| 126 | So I guess that makes sense. | 所以我想这是有道理的。 |
| 127 | So even if you're overqualified, you can't get that job. | 所以即使你资历过高,也得不到这份工作. |
| 128 | And you're underqualified, you can't get that job. | 而且你资格不足,你得不到那份工作. |
| 129 | You have to be in like that sweet spot. | 你得像那个甜点一样 |
| 130 | No. | 没有 |
| 131 | Lie on your resume. | 躺在你的履历上。 |
| 132 | Give yourself three to five years of experience. | 给自己3到5年的经验. |
| 133 | Someone commented, I worked at IBM for a while. | 有人评论,我在IBM工作了一段时间。 |
| 134 | Huge company. | 巨大的公司。 |
| 135 | And I had interviewed for a position as a junior developer | 我面试了一个初级开发商的职位 |
| 136 | working on the automation behind our hosting stuff. | 研究我们主机的自动化 |
| 137 | In the words of the hiring manager, | 用招聘经理的话 |
| 138 | we can teach you what you need to know about coding, | 我们可以教你关于编码的知识 |
| 139 | but I need people who understand the automation itself | 但我需要了解自动化本身的人 |
| 140 | and what it does. | 以及它会做什么。 |
| 141 | Did well enough on the interview | 面试做得够好了 |
| 142 | that when I didn't get it, | 当我没有得到它, |
| 143 | the manager arranged a meeting and said, | 经理安排了一个会议 说 |
| 144 | I want to hire you as well, | 我也想请你们 |
| 145 | but I won't have another requisition available | 但我不会再有请购单了 |
| 146 | until another developer leaves in a few months. | 直到另一个开发商在几个月后离开。 |
| 147 | About six months go by | 大概半年过去了 |
| 148 | and we happened to land in a meeting together | 我们碰巧在一次会面中着陆 |
| 149 | and we're chatting about stuff and catching up. | 我们聊一些东西,然后赶上来 |
| 150 | So I shoot my shot and ask him | 所以我开枪问他 |
| 151 | when that position is gonna be opening up | 当那个位置要打开 |
| 152 | because I've been teaching myself the necessary coding skills | 因为我一直在教自己 必要的编码技巧 |
| 153 | with the help of a friend who was on his team. | 在一个朋友的帮助下 他的团队。 |
| 154 | He said, unfortunately, the first step in becoming | 他说,不幸的是,第一个步骤是成为 |
| 155 | a junior dev at IBM was now moved to India. | IBM的一个初级Dev现在搬到了印度。 |
| 156 | So they outsourced a lot of the developers to India. | 于是他们把许多开发商外包到印度. |
| 157 | To be clear, he wasn't happy about it, | 说清楚 他对此不高兴 |
| 158 | had a few choice words about the kind of talent | 有几句话可以选 关于那种才华 |
| 159 | he had access to, but it was the first of many prospects | 他有机会接触,但这是许多前景中的第一个 |
| 160 | that ended up going nowhere to the point | 最终无处可见 |
| 161 | where I'm starting to think a career in IT | 在那里我开始思考 事业在IT |
| 162 | is a directionalist concept. | 这是一个方向主义的概念。 |
| 163 | Yeah, it seems like no matter what your experience is | 对,不管你的经验如何 |
| 164 | or what you're doing, even if you're already at a company | 或你在做什么, 即使你已经在一家公司 |
| 165 | and you're trying to get a different role or move up, | 你试图获得一个不同的角色 或者升迁, |
| 166 | everyone has problems. | 每个人都有问题。 |
| 167 | I feel like the only way to get anywhere is nepotism | 我觉得只有裙带关系才能成功 |
| 168 | or you need an old friend. | 或者你需要一个老朋友。 |
| 169 | Honestly, that's it. | 老实说,就是这样。 |
| 170 | No! | 没有! |
| 171 | If your friend has some power, some high position, | 如果你朋友有力量,有高位 |
| 172 | or they know someone or their dad does, | 或者他们知道有人或者他们的爸爸知道 |
| 173 | then they give you a referral or something. | 然后他们给你转诊什么的。 |
| 174 | But besides that, I feel like everyone else at the bottom, | 但是,除此之外,我感觉 像其他人在底部, |
| 175 | there's just a struggle and a fight, man. | 只有挣扎和争斗,伙计。 |
| 176 | That's so frustrating. | 真让人沮丧 |
| 177 | At that point, it's like be a corporate slave | 这时候,它就像一个企业奴隶 |
| 178 | or unemployed trying to apply for a billion jobs | 或试图申请10亿份工作的失业者 |
| 179 | and not getting one or be self-employed. | 和不得到一个或自营职业。 |
| 180 | Okay, next post, plot armor, employee referral. | 好吧,下一个哨所, 阴谋装甲, 雇员转介。 |
| 181 | I remember seeing this all over TikTok, | 我还记得在TikTok上看到这个 |
| 182 | like that one lady, like super baller with the gun | 像那个女人一样,像带枪的超级球员 |
| 183 | and then the fricking, I think this guy is Turkish, | 然后他妈的,我觉得这家伙是土耳其人, |
| 184 | just like pulled up, shot. | 就像拉起来,射击。 |
| 185 | Killer CVE, relevant work experience, | 杀手CVE, 相关的工作经验, |
| 186 | excellent interviewing skills, | 优秀的面试技巧, |
| 187 | pixel perfect portfolio, master's degree, | 像素完美组合 硕士学位 |
| 188 | has a buddy that works at the company. | 有个兄弟在公司工作 |
| 189 | Exactly, referrals is like one of the most important ways | 没错 转诊是最重要的方法之一 |
| 190 | and easiest ways to get a job. | 和最容易找到工作的方法。 |
| 191 | Like if your friend could refer you or something, | 就像如果你朋友能介绍你什么的 |
| 192 | even better, nepotism, dude. | 更好的,裙带关系,伙计。 |
| 193 | 80% of like corporate world runs on like nepotism | 80%的像企业世界 运行像裙带关系 |
| 194 | and not actually like hiring people that are competent. | 而不是像雇用有能力的人 |
| 195 | Half the business comes down to, I like that guy slash gal. | 一半的生意归根结底, 我喜欢那家伙斜线女孩。 |
| 196 | I'd work with them. | 我会和他们一起工作。 |
| 197 | Someone commented, honestly, by the time it gets to my team, | 老实说,当它到达我的团队, |
| 198 | it's already gone through the recruiter, HR management | 它已经通过招聘者,人力资源管理。 |
| 199 | and my team to review the resume. | 和我的团队审查简历。 |
| 200 | If we give it okay, | 如果我们给它好, |
| 201 | the interview is to verify statements | 面试是为了核实陈述 |
| 202 | in the resume technical stuff | 在技术资料中 |
| 203 | and then just see if they're a good technical fit | 然后看看它们是否技术合适 |
| 204 | to the team. | 给团队。 |
| 205 | A previous manager decided we didn't need to be involved, | 前任经理决定我们不需要参与 |
| 206 | so he hired a system admin who was such a drain on the team | 所以他雇了个系统管理员 他对球队很在行 |
| 207 | that he didn't last long. | 他没有坚持多久。 |
| 208 | Combative, my ways are better than yours | 战斗,我的方式比你更好 |
| 209 | and he set up his own monitoring and documentation | 他建立了自己的监测和记录系统, |
| 210 | that we didn't find until after he left. | 直到他走后我们才发现 |
| 211 | It sounds like there are way too many higher parties | 听起来有太多高的派对了 |
| 212 | in the hiring process. | 在招聘过程中。 |
| 213 | We're talking about a serious business decision | 我们说的是一个严肃的商业决定 |
| 214 | that will change the composition of your team | 这将改变你的团队组成 |
| 215 | from the point forward. | 从头开始 |
| 216 | It shouldn't just be check that box formality. | 它不应该只是检查 盒子形式。 |
| 217 | Someone else commented, I even tried nepotism to get a job, | 有人评论说,我甚至尝试裙带关系 找工作, |
| 218 | still didn't work. | 还是没成功 |
| 219 | It's brutal, man. | 这是残酷的,男人。 |
| 220 | Say you swear to God, say you swear to God, | 说你对上帝发誓,说你对上帝发誓, |
| 221 | but then I won't. | 但我不会 |
| 222 | Fuck, not even nepotism is working, dude. | 操,连裙带关系都不行,伙计 |
| 223 | I came to a conclusion that it is a numbers game | 我得出的结论是 这是一个数字游戏 |
| 224 | and the stars should align in your favor. | 星宿应当为你们而排列。 |
| 225 | The stars need to align, the planets need to align, | 恒星需要调整,行星需要调整, |
| 226 | the solar system needs to align, | 太阳系需要调整, |
| 227 | the universes need to align, the galaxy needs to align | 宇宙需要对齐 银河系需要对齐 |
| 228 | and you need a little sprinkle of nepotism, a referral, | 你需要一点裙带关系 和推荐 |
| 229 | and maybe bribery, then you could get a job. | 和也许贿赂, 然后你可以得到一份工作。 |
| 230 | That pays you 60,000 a year entry level. | 那每年给你6万元 |
| 231 | Someone commented below that, | 有人评论说, |
| 232 | yeah, 95% of my referrals go nowhere, huh? | 是啊,95%的转诊 没有去任何地方,是吧? |
| 233 | So even people getting referred by their friends | 连朋友介绍给别人 |
| 234 | aren't going anywhere, damn. | 哪儿都别想去 该死的 |
| 235 | I referred, I believe, eight qualified candidates, | 我认为,我提到了8名合格候选人, |
| 236 | only one even got an interview and no offer, damn. | 只有一个人甚至得到了采访 没有报价,该死的。 |
| 237 | But in tech 15 years, | 但是在技术15年里 |
| 238 | finally got my first referral hired last month. | 上个月我终于得到了第一个推荐 |
| 239 | I feel like tech is going to complete balls to the wall | 我觉得科技会把球打到墙上 |
| 240 | with milking their existing people. | 挤着他们现有的人 |
| 241 | And my company laid off along with 70% of my team | 我的公司和70%的队员一起下岗了 |
| 242 | is expecting the rest to use AI to compensate. | 其他人会用人工智能进行补偿 |
| 243 | That 70% was mostly early career people, | 70%是早期职业人士 |
| 244 | all senior survivors. | 所有高级幸存者。 |
| 245 | They effing ruined us because this tech is proprietary | 他们毁了我们 因为这个技术是专有的 |
| 246 | and all the skills we needed to learn to develop | 以及我们学习发展所需的所有技能 |
| 247 | is not transferable. | 不可转让。 |
| 248 | We gotta start from scratch now. | 我们必须从头开始 |
| 249 | Dude, I hear this and all I can think about | 伙计,我听到这个,我可以想的一切 |
| 250 | is my first ever employee referral | 这是我第一次推荐员工 |
| 251 | where I had to tell HR six separate times | 我不得不告诉HR六次 |
| 252 | that I never met the candidate. | 我从来没有见过候选人。 |
| 253 | My coworker who did wasn't impressed. | 我的同事没有印象。 |
| 254 | And I'm not hiring someone blindly | 而且我不会盲目地雇人 |
| 255 | when they didn't interview well | 当他们没有很好的采访 |
| 256 | based on a more experienced coworker recommendation. | 根据更有经验的同事建议。 |
| 257 | It's crazy, I'm supposed to have hiring decision power | 这太疯狂了,我应该有雇佣决定权 |
| 258 | over my own department. | 超过我自己的部门。 |
| 259 | And they were convinced this guy had to be offered a job | 他们相信这家伙必须得到一份工作 |
| 260 | because he was related to a customer service tech, damn. | 因为他和客户服务技术有关 |
| 261 | Someone commented, someone C-suite level | 有人评论,有人C套级 |
| 262 | at a smaller company once told me | 在一个小公司曾经告诉我 |
| 263 | their HR head was looking for juniors. | 他们的HR头正在寻找初级。 |
| 264 | I said, sure, I'll do it and sent him my resume. | 我说,当然,我会做到这一点,并送他我的简历。 |
| 265 | He later told me they rejected me | 他后来告诉我他们拒绝了我 |
| 266 | because I didn't seem interested in HR. | 因为我似乎对HR没兴趣 |
| 267 | Well, if you're going to base that off my resume, | 好吧,如果你要根据 我的简历, |
| 268 | of course you're never going to see that | 当然,你永远不会看到 |
| 269 | because I have no experience in HR. | 因为我对HR没有经验 |
| 270 | But he pitched me for this role | 但是他让我演这个角色 |
| 271 | because he knows I can get into anything once I'm in it. | 笵и秈и碞秈 |
| 272 | And every job I've had is in a completely different | 我的每一份工作都完全不同 |
| 273 | function slash industry. | 函数斜线行业。 |
| 274 | Anyway, nepotism didn't work. | 总之,裙带关系不起作用. |
| 275 | I don't know what to say, it's really frustrating. | 我不知道该说什么,这真的令人沮丧。 |
| 276 | Okay, next post. | 好吧,下一个帖子。 |
| 277 | Listed as remote for visibility is wild. | 列为远程可见度是疯狂的。 |
| 278 | So it's a job, senior copywriter listed as remote, | 因此,这是一个工作,高级复印机 列出远程, |
| 279 | application, please apply only if you're willing | 申请,请在您愿意的情况下申请 |
| 280 | to eventually work onsite in Henderson, Nevada. | 最后在内华达州亨德森现场工作 |
| 281 | While this road is listed as remote for visibility, | 虽然这条路被列为遥不可及 |
| 282 | it is onsite position and requires in-person presence. | 这是现场,需要亲自在场。 |
| 283 | That's wrong. | 这是错误的。 |
| 284 | First comment, remote for visibility, | 第一次评论,远程可见度, |
| 285 | that's some shady shit. | 说来话长 |
| 286 | Total bitch move, borderline, a glove slap territory. | 狗娘养的动作,边线,一个手套掌领地。 |
| 287 | Honestly, should be illegal. | 老实说,应该是违法的 |
| 288 | Should be some regulations for these jobs posting | 这些职位应该有规定 |
| 289 | where they really be out here committing actual fraud. | 在那里他们真正在这里 犯下实际的欺诈行为。 |
| 290 | Happened to me once, they reached out to me | 有一次,他们联系我 |
| 291 | and I looked at the listing and saw it was in my city. | 我看着名单,看到它在我的城市。 |
| 292 | So I applied, I went through the process | 所以我申请了,我经历了这个过程 |
| 293 | and didn't quite well get to the final interview | 还没到最后的面试阶段 |
| 294 | and this lady suddenly shifts the tone | 这位女士突然改变音调 |
| 295 | and is like, so you're in X, Y, Z city? | 所以你在X,Y,Z城市吗? |
| 296 | We actually only have an office in Z, Y, X city, | 我们实际上只在Z,Y,X市有一个办公室, |
| 297 | which is what this position is for. | 这就是这个职位的目的。 |
| 298 | Then I questioned why this wasn't mentioned | 我问为什么没提这个 |
| 299 | and the usual excuses start. | 和通常的借口开始。 |
| 300 | When I tried to talk through this and go, | 当我试图通过这个和去, |
| 301 | okay, so you seek me out, so I was the perfect fit | 好吧,所以你找我, 所以我是最合适的 |
| 302 | and went through the whole process knowing where I lived | 并经历了整个过程 知道我住在哪里 |
| 303 | and only now told me, is there any room to negotiate | 现在才告诉我 有没有空谈 |
| 304 | possible accommodations since we are so keen on me, | 可能是因为我们这么喜欢我 |
| 305 | since you were so keen on me joining, | 既然你这么喜欢我加入 |
| 306 | knowing full well what their answer is | 完全知道他们的答案是什么 |
| 307 | and they just say that wouldn't be fair to others. | 他们只是说那对别人不公平 |
| 308 | I effing hate recruiters and anyone in the recruiting process | 在招募过程中我爱恨招募者和任何人 |
| 309 | who do this shit for a job. | 谁做这狗屎工作。 |
| 310 | If I effed up that badly, I'd be fired and rightfully so. | 如果我这么累 我会被炒鱿鱼的 |
| 311 | It is baffling because the way they list the jobs | 这很困惑,因为他们列出工作的方式 |
| 312 | actively selects against a couple of people | 积极挑一对夫妇 |
| 313 | who might want to relocate to X, Y, Z. | 他们可能想搬到X,Y,Z。 |
| 314 | List it like that and you might get some recruiting hits | 像这样列出,你可能会得到一些招募命中 |
| 315 | that just want some relocation accommodation | 只是想找点地方住 |
| 316 | but are happy to go to the place the job is at. | 但很乐意去工作的地方 |
| 317 | By listing it otherwise, you made it so that | 你用其他方式来列出它,你做到了这样 |
| 318 | the real ideal candidate doesn't see the posting at all. | 真正理想的候选人根本看不到这个职位 |
| 319 | Last day at the job. | 工作的最后一天。 |
| 320 | I don't think anyone understands what that means. | 我想没有人明白那是什么意思 |
| 321 | I assume, I'm gonna assume what the story, | 我想,我要假设什么故事, |
| 322 | I always see these stories of people | 我总是看到这些人的故事 |
| 323 | keep on giving them work when it's like, | 继续给他们工作 当它像, |
| 324 | this is my last day, I can't do this stuff. | 这是我最后一天 我不能做这种事 |
| 325 | Oh, just get it done. | 哦,刚刚做它。 |
| 326 | And it's work that'll take time past the last day | 工作需要时间 过最后一天 |
| 327 | so it'll take them a week or two weeks | 所以他们要花一周两星期 |
| 328 | and they're like, dude, I'm not doing this. | 他们喜欢,伙计,我不这样做。 |
| 329 | I'm leaving today, this is my last day. | 我今天要走了,这是我的最后一天。 |
| 330 | No, no, just do it. | 不,不,就做到这一点。 |
| 331 | I feel like that's what it's gonna be about. | 觉如是法. |
| 332 | More of a little vent about off-boarding | 更多关于下船的通风口 |
| 333 | rather than onboarding. | 而不是上飞机 |
| 334 | Today is my last day. | 今天是我最后一天了。 |
| 335 | I submitted a two-week notice this morning. | 我今早提交了两周的通知 |
| 336 | My supervisor asked me if I was going to join the briefing | 我的上司问我是否要参加简报 |
| 337 | for the week ahead. | 接下来的一周。 |
| 338 | I said, I don't think that would be beneficial | 我说,我不认为那会有益 |
| 339 | for me to know what the week ahead looks like. | 让我知道未来一周是什么样子 |
| 340 | He acted like I pooped on his desk. | 他表现得好像我在桌子上拉屎 |
| 341 | Oh, fuck, dude, why do the worst people, | 哦,他妈的,伙计, 为什么做最坏的人, |
| 342 | worst people get like manager or like senior roles, | 最坏的人会像经理或高级角色一样 |
| 343 | like where they have to be in charge of people. | 就像他们必须负责的人 |
| 344 | Why do the worst people get those roles? | 为什么最坏的人得到这些角色? |
| 345 | Oh, it's so frustrating. | 哦,它是如此令人沮丧。 |
| 346 | I feel like it's because they either know someone higher up | 我觉得是因为他们知道高人 |
| 347 | or they just get along well with whoever's above them. | 或者他们和上面的人相处得很好 |
| 348 | So the person above them is like, | 所以他们上面的人就像, |
| 349 | I get along with this person, he could be in charge. | 我和这个人相处得很融洽 他可能负责 |
| 350 | Next, the receptionist asked me, | 接着,接待员问我, |
| 351 | I'm sure you're just drowning in things | 我敢肯定,你只是溺水的东西 |
| 352 | they want you to wrap up since it's your last day. | 他们希望你结束 因为你的最后一天。 |
| 353 | You'll probably be busy. | 你可能会很忙的 |
| 354 | You'll probably be so busy this morning. | 今天早上你可能会很忙 |
| 355 | I said, I mean, it's my last day. | 我说,我的意思是,这是我的最后一天。 |
| 356 | I'm not gonna stress myself out | 我不会压力太大的 |
| 357 | about what they need from me. | 关于他们需要我什么 |
| 358 | That is real, dude. | 这是真的,伙计。 |
| 359 | It's your last day, take it easy, man. | 今天是你最后一天,别紧张 |
| 360 | Who cares? | 谁在乎? |
| 361 | You're not working there anyway. | 反正你也不会在那里工作 |
| 362 | My boss calls me to ask me if I've gone ahead | 我老板叫我来问我是不是先走了 |
| 363 | and prepped out my normal duties for the next few weeks. | 在接下来的几周里 提前完成我的正常任务 |
| 364 | Since it will be at least three weeks | 因为至少三个礼拜 |
| 365 | before someone is onboarded. | 在有人上船之前 |
| 366 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 367 | No, I have not. | 不,我没有。 |
| 368 | It's not someone's job to make sure work is done | 保证工作完成不是别人的职责 |
| 369 | after the day they leave the company. | 在他们离开公司那天之后 |
| 370 | That seems so silly. | 这看起来太傻了。 |
| 371 | Yeah, literally. | 是的,从字面上说。 |
| 372 | It's not, they should know, okay, he gave us two weeks, | 这不是,他们应该知道, 好吧,他给我们两个星期, |
| 373 | so he's not gonna be here. | 所以他不会在这里。 |
| 374 | We should try to get someone or try to like see | 我们应该试着找个人或试试看 |
| 375 | who can do his role while we hire someone. | 他们可以做他的角色 而我们雇用某人。 |
| 376 | Next, supervisor sends an email and includes my boss in it. | 下一位主管发邮件 包括我的老板 |
| 377 | It's regarding a minuscule task from last week | 这是关于上周的微小任务 |
| 378 | that I did not do. | 我没有这样做。 |
| 379 | I'm asking why I didn't do this | 我问为什么我没有这样做 |
| 380 | oddly strung together to-do list. | 奇怪的是把待办事宜列表串在一起。 |
| 381 | Again, it's my last day. | 再说一遍,这是我最后一天了 |
| 382 | Am I going crazy? | 我疯了吗? |
| 383 | I've been in management positions in the past. | 过去担任过管理职务. |
| 384 | I've never expected above or beyond work from someone | 我从未期望过有人能超越我的工作 |
| 385 | when they submit a two week notice. | 当他们提交两个星期的通知时, |
| 386 | Real. | 真实。 |
| 387 | Let's read some comments now. | 我们现在来读一些评论。 |
| 388 | Maybe some more people have worse experiences. | 也许更多的人有更糟糕的经历。 |
| 389 | I had a job fire me, | 我有一个工作解雇我, |
| 390 | then asked me to stay late making process docs. | 然后让我继续迟到做文件 |
| 391 | No, you should have asked for process docs | 不,你应该问 程序文件 |
| 392 | before you fired me. | 在你开除我之前 |
| 393 | Similar story, after putting in my notice at a job, | 类似的故事,在我把通知 在一个工作, |
| 394 | I started doing all the standard stuff | 我开始做所有标准的东西 |
| 395 | like documenting my work slash projects | 像记录我的工作 斜线项目 |
| 396 | and where everything was. | 和所有的东西在哪里。 |
| 397 | I asked my boss repeatedly if he wanted me | 我反复问我老板要不要我 |
| 398 | to go over my work and each time he declined. | 每次他都拒绝 |
| 399 | So my last day came and went. | 所以我的最后一天来了又走了 |
| 400 | The next day, the boss calls my personal cell phone | 第二天,老板打给我的私人手机 |
| 401 | to ask for status updates on multiple projects. | 以获取多个项目的最新情况。 |
| 402 | I never called him back. | 我从来没有给他回电话。 |
| 403 | I had a boss do the same thing | 我有一个老板做同样的事情 |
| 404 | and I ended up putting my leave behind | 最后我离开了 |
| 405 | in a shared folder with her and let her know it was there | 和她在一个共享的文件夹里 告诉她它在那里 |
| 406 | and to make sure she makes copies | 并确保她复制 |
| 407 | before they wipe my account. | 在他们抹掉我的账户之前 |
| 408 | My boss wiped my account anyway | 反正我老板也扫了我的账 |
| 409 | and called two days after | 两天后打电话来 |
| 410 | and called two days later asking | 两天后打电话问 |
| 411 | where these docs were. | 这些文件在哪里。 |
| 412 | And when I said on the drive, she nearly lost it. | 我开车的时候说 她差点弄丢了 |
| 413 | Stupid, bro, stupid. | 蠢货,兄弟,蠢货 |
| 414 | Bro, all these bosses just sound so incompetent | 大哥,这些老板听上去很无能 |
| 415 | and like dumb. | 和像哑巴。 |
| 416 | Shouldn't you make sure you have everything you need | 你不该确保你拥有你需要的一切 |
| 417 | from the person, processes, you know, | 从人,过程,你知道, |
| 418 | what their role was, what they were working on | 他们的作用是什么,他们正在研究什么 |
| 419 | before they leave and not trying to call them | 在他们离开之前 而不是试图给他们打电话 |
| 420 | two days after like incompetent. | 两天后就像无能一样 |
| 421 | Yeah, I worked at a place where the head of sales | 是啊,我在一个销售主管的地方工作过 |
| 422 | convinced the owner to be the head of manufacturing | 说服业主是制造业的领袖 |
| 423 | as well, merging two senior jobs. | 以及合并两个高级职位。 |
| 424 | The person who had been acting in that role for months | 担任这一角色几个月的人 |
| 425 | was annoyed that they weren't even considered. | 他们甚至没有被考虑进去, |
| 426 | So decided to leave, taking 15 years of product | 所以决定离开, 花了15年的产品 |
| 427 | and system knowledge with them. | 和系统的知识, |
| 428 | Did anyone get trained to do his job before he left? | 有人在离开前受过训练来做他的工作吗? |
| 429 | Nope. | 没有 |
| 430 | Then the new head of sales and manufacturing | 然后是新的销售和制造业主管 |
| 431 | had IT wipe their PC, destroying years worth of reference, | 摧毁多年的参考文献 |
| 432 | system logs, and of course, all the automation scripts | 系统日志,当然还有所有自动化脚本 |
| 433 | he had made to speed up his role. | 为了加快他的角色 |
| 434 | Funny thing is, it wasn't the only time | 有趣的是,这不是唯一的时间 |
| 435 | he had computers wiped. | 他把电脑擦了 |
| 436 | Someone else left and the computer was wiped | 有人走了,电脑被擦了 |
| 437 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}没有告诉球队 | |
| 438 | or if anything was needed off it. | 或者如果需要什么的话 |
| 439 | Years later, we were still recreating lost files | 几年后,我们仍在重建丢失的文件 |
| 440 | for clients. | 为客户。 |
| 441 | Causing the company money | 给公司钱 |
| 442 | because we can't charge them for it. | 因为我们不能收他们的钱 |
| 443 | Last comment from this post from Rick Storm. | 这篇文章的最后评论来自里克·斯托姆. |
| 444 | I once had a boss who asked me to switch time formats | 我曾经有个老板叫我换时间 |
| 445 | on all servers. | 在所有服务器上。 |
| 446 | I told him it was probably not a good idea, | 我告诉他这也许不是一个好主意, |
| 447 | but his answer was, we are a French company. | 但他的答案是 我们是一家法国公司 |
| 448 | I don't care what country the subsidiaries are in. | 我不在乎子公司在哪个国家 |
| 449 | They will use the time format we use. | 他们将使用我们使用的时间格式。 |
| 450 | So I had to manually connect to all servers, | 所以我不得不手动连接所有的服务器, |
| 451 | like over a hundred of them, | 譬如一百多人, |
| 452 | to change the time format to 24 hours | 将时间格式改为24小时 |
| 453 | and the date format to day, month, year. | 和日期格式为日、月、年。 |
| 454 | What could go wrong, eh? | 怎么会出问题? |
| 455 | Turns out everything, because of course, | 当然,一切都变了 |
| 456 | records of what was in store, at which date, | 记录了所储存的,在何时, |
| 457 | who bought what, when, state of deliveries, | 他们买了什么, 当,交货状态, |
| 458 | basically any information that needed a timestamp was F. | 基本上任何需要时间戳的信息都是F. |
| 459 | Queries in the database were returning | 数据库中的查询正在返回 |
| 460 | either wrong or empty informations. | 错误或空信息。 |
| 461 | What a surprise, eh? | 真是个惊喜,嗯? |
| 462 | If I'm asking, how much do we have of X in store | 如果我问,我们有多少的X储存 |
| 463 | at the date of the blank, blank, blank, it works. | 在空白,空白,空白的日期, 它的工作。 |
| 464 | But if I'm asking 510 and get returned 1050, | 但如果我问510 然后得到1050, |
| 465 | there's an issue. | 有个问题 |
| 466 | And of course, in some cases, | 当然,在某些情况下, |
| 467 | the systems thought someone was asking, say, | 系统以为有人问,比如, |
| 468 | the 10th day of the 26th month, | 第26个月第10天, |
| 469 | which obviously doesn't exist, | 显然不存在 |
| 470 | so it returned an empty result. | 所以它返回了一个空结果。 |
| 471 | The guy had basically asked me | 那家伙基本上问我 |
| 472 | to completely paralyze the entire company worldwide, | 完全瘫痪整个公司 全世界, |
| 473 | save for a few sites that use the same format already. | ,但已经使用相同格式的几个站点除外。 |
| 474 | His first question was, | 他的第一个问题是, |
| 475 | how long would it take to fix the entire database | 修复整个数据库需要多长时间? |
| 476 | for it to work like this? | 像这样工作? |
| 477 | The guy in charge of this went pale | 负责这件事的人苍白了 |
| 478 | and answered something like three days, | 并回答类似 三天, |
| 479 | if his team does overtime. | 如果他的团队加班的话 |
| 480 | I just said, or we can return the time format | 我只是说,或者我们可以返回时间格式 |
| 481 | to what it was, it works. | 对它是什么, 它的工作。 |
| 482 | Boss was furious. | 头儿很生气 |
| 483 | I had to spend my entire morning to change all formats | 我花了整个早上去改变所有格式 |
| 484 | and spend my entire afternoon | 度过整个下午 |
| 485 | returning them to their previous state. | 让他们回到原来的状态 |
| 486 | Fun fact, I didn't even have admin access to those servers. | 有趣的是,我连那些服务器的管理员都没有 |
| 487 | So for each server I needed to connect to, | 因此,对于每一个服务器 我需要连接, |
| 488 | I had to ask the guy who did to input his password. | 我得问那个输入密码的人 |
| 489 | Needless to say, he didn't get much done either that day. | 不用说 那天他也没做多少 |
| 490 | Oh, dude, I don't know. | 哦,伙计,我不知道。 |
| 491 | I don't know what's with like the cockiness of bosses | 我不知道什么是像老板的傲慢 |
| 492 | to be like, no, no, no, no. | 以如是等诸法. |
| 493 | This is working and it's working perfectly | 这很有效,很完美 |
| 494 | and there's nothing wrong. | 和没有错。 |
| 495 | Break it. | 击破之. |
| 496 | Break it now. | 现在打破它。 |
| 497 | Oh, it's broken. | 断了 |
| 498 | Fix it. | 修复它。 |
| 499 | Fix it now. | 现在修好它。 |
| 500 | Like, dude, why are you making more work | 喜欢,伙计, 你为什么做更多的工作 |
| 501 | when there's no reason for there to be work? | 没有工作的理由吗? |
| 502 | And they're lucky in this case, | 他们很幸运 |
| 503 | in the morning he fucked it up | 早上他把事情搞糟了 |
| 504 | and then afternoon he was able to fix it. | 然后下午,他得以修复。 |
| 505 | In some cases, like one of the earlier stories, | 在某些情况下,像以前的故事之一, |
| 506 | it takes months and months, if not years | 要花几个月,如果不是几年 |
| 507 | and thousands and thousands of dollars | 和成千上万美元 |
| 508 | to fix a mistake that some big shot manager comes up with. | 来弥补某个大人物的经理所犯错误 |
| 509 | Like, it's annoying. | 喜欢,它烦人。 |
| 510 | Next story. | 下一个故事。 |
| 511 | Fired on day one for leaving at 6.30 p.m. | 第一天因下午6时30分离开而开火 |
| 512 | The audacity is real. | 大胆是真实的。 |
| 513 | I don't know why, but this is giving me like finance vibes. | 我不知道为什么,但这让我感觉像金融风气。 |
| 514 | I'm not gonna lie. | 我不会撒谎的 |
| 515 | I could be wrong. | 我可能错了 |
| 516 | I just had the most surreal first day experience | 我只是有 最超现实的第一天体验 |
| 517 | at a company called Alpha Test, | 在一家叫阿尔法测试的公司 |
| 518 | an SAT prep slash coaching firm. | SAT准备斜线教练公司。 |
| 519 | The official hours are 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. | 办公时间为上午9时至下午6时。 |
| 520 | I stayed until 6.30 to make sure everything was wrapped up. | 我一直呆到6: 30 确保一切都被包起来。 |
| 521 | I thought I was being a good intern. | 我以为我是个好实习生 |
| 522 | At 7.30, while I was finally home, | 7点30分 当我终于回家的时候 |
| 523 | the partner called me and ordered me | 搭档打电话给我,命令我 |
| 524 | to return to the office immediately. | 立即回到办公室 |
| 525 | No emergency, just a random demand. | 没有紧急情况,只是随机需求。 |
| 526 | When I told her I couldn't make it back, | 当我告诉她我不能回来时 |
| 527 | she fired me on the spot. | 她当场开除了我 |
| 528 | Her literal words, | 她的言语, |
| 529 | our company focuses on efficiency and profit, | 我们的公司专注于效率和利润, |
| 530 | not on the employee's personal time. | 不在员工的私人时间。 |
| 531 | Our philosophies do not align. | 我们的哲学并不统一。 |
| 532 | Let's do the math. | 让我们做数学。 |
| 533 | The pay is 200 RMB, about 28 US dollars per day. | 工资为200元人民币,每天约28美元. |
| 534 | They expect to own my entire life | 他们希望拥有我的一生 |
| 535 | for less than $2.50 an hour. | 每小时不到2.5美元 |
| 536 | I'm sharing this because I refuse to accept this as normal. | 我分享这个是因为我拒绝接受这个是正常的。 |
| 537 | This is a company that claims to educate students | 这是一家声称教育学生的公司 |
| 538 | for their future, yet they treat their own staff | 为了他们的未来,但他们对待自己的工作人员 |
| 539 | like disposable tools with zero human dignity. | 像是没有人的尊严的一次性工具 |
| 540 | Every dollar spent on such a business | 花在这种生意上的每一块钱 |
| 541 | is a vote for their toxic culture. | 是对他们毒菌的投票 |
| 542 | If you're a student or a parent, | 如果你是学生还是家长 |
| 543 | please know who you're actually supporting. | 请知道你到底在支持谁 |
| 544 | TLDR, got fired on my first day of an internship | 在实习第一天就被解雇了 |
| 545 | because I dared to have a life after 6 p.m. | 因为我敢在下午六点后过日子 |
| 546 | for $28 a day. | 一天28块 |
| 547 | Let's read the update. | 让我们看看最新消息 |
| 548 | I decided to forgive and move on. | 我决定原谅和继续前进。 |
| 549 | Another leader from the company reached out personally | 公司另一名负责人亲自联系 |
| 550 | and offered a sincere apology for how I was treated. | 对我受到的待遇表示诚挚的歉意 |
| 551 | For me, this was never about compensation. | 对我来说,这与赔偿无关 |
| 552 | It was about professional ethics and basic human decency, | 这是关于职业道德和基本人格尊严, |
| 553 | hearing them acknowledge their mistake | 听他们承认错误 |
| 554 | and show a better side of their company values | 并展现出他们公司价值的更好一面 |
| 555 | meant more to me than any money. | 对我来说比任何钱都重要 |
| 556 | I'm closing this chapter with a clear head. | 我今以清净头结此章. |
| 557 | Thank you, Reddit, for giving me the courage | 谢谢你,雷迪特,给我勇气 |
| 558 | to stand up for myself. | 为自己辩护 |
| 559 | Good, good job. | 干得不错 |
| 560 | Yeah, pretty much everyone in the comments is saying | 是啊,几乎每个人都在评论说 |
| 561 | F that company, F them, F them. | 那个公司,他们,他们,他们。 |
| 562 | You don't really need them. | 你不需要他们。 |
| 563 | And also to write a review of them on Glassdoor | 还要在玻璃门上写一篇评论 |
| 564 | and other sites, like write a review. | 和其他网站,比如写评论。 |
| 565 | Let's read a comment here. | 让我们在这里读一个评论。 |
| 566 | When I landed my first job in Germany, | 当我第一次在德国工作的时候 |
| 567 | the office hours were 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. | 上午8时至下午5时 |
| 568 | My first day, I stayed until 6.30 p.m., | 第一天,我一直呆到下午6点30分 |
| 569 | hour and a half later, because I wanted to impress | 半小时后 因为我想给大家留下深刻印象 |
| 570 | and show that I was a good fit. | 并显示我是一个很好的合身。 |
| 571 | The next day, my boss called me into his office | 第二天,我老板叫我进他的办公室 |
| 572 | and told me that I was not allowed to stay longer | 并告诉我,我不允许 停留更长的时间 |
| 573 | than the hour stated in my contract. | 比我合同规定的时数还要多 |
| 574 | He told me to go home after five and take time for myself. | 他让我五点后回家 自己花点时间 |
| 575 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 576 | Hey, yo, low key? | 嘿,哟,低键? |
| 577 | Low key, Germany kind of goaded for that. | 低键,德国人喜欢这样 |
| 578 | Also, the first time I asked my boss | 还有,我第一次问我老板 |
| 579 | for a leave of absence in the same company, | 在同一家公司请假, |
| 580 | I told my manager I could give him my personal number | 我告诉经理我可以把我的私人电话号码给他 |
| 581 | in case of an emergency. | 在紧急情况下。 |
| 582 | He looked at me in shock and decline, | 他在惊吓和衰退中看着我, |
| 583 | saying that vacation time is personal | 说假期是个人的 |
| 584 | and that they were expected to handle things without me. | 他们应该自己处理 |
| 585 | I did hear before Germany has really good | 在德国真的好之前我确实听说过 |
| 586 | and protective employee rights, | 和保护雇员的权利, |
| 587 | which I think is really good. | 我觉得这很好 |
| 588 | If this shit was in America, dude, | 如果这是在美国,伙计, |
| 589 | the employee would be getting spam called by the employer. | 雇员会接到雇主的垃圾邮件 |
| 590 | Where are you guys? | 你们在哪? |
| 591 | Come back to the office right now | 马上回办公室 |
| 592 | for your minimum wage job, | 你最低工资工作, |
| 593 | because I'm not good at scheduling | 因为我不擅长安排 |
| 594 | and I gave you this time off, | 我给了你这次休假, |
| 595 | but I didn't have any plan for someone to cover your work. | 但我没有计划让别人来掩护你 |
| 596 | I hate jobs where the communicated expectations | 我讨厌那些表达期望的工作 |
| 597 | and the actual expectations are different. | 而实际的期望是不同的。 |
| 598 | Dude, for real, why can't it not just be clear? | 伙计,真的,为什么不能说清楚? |
| 599 | Put when you want me to work till when, | 等你想我工作到什么时候 |
| 600 | and then I'll decide, | 然后我会决定, |
| 601 | is this money that you're gonna pay me worth that time | 这笔钱你会付我值钱的 |
| 602 | instead of putting a shorter amount of time for less pay | 而不是缩短工资减少的时间 |
| 603 | and then expecting me to work this much? | 然后期待我工作这么多? |
| 604 | Like, just communicate, | 就像,只是沟通, |
| 605 | the company should communicate | 公司应进行沟通 |
| 606 | what their expectations are clearly | 他们的期望是什么 |
| 607 | and how they'll compensate them for that amount of work, | 和他们如何补偿 他们的工作量, |
| 608 | and then the employee can decide if it's worth it or not. | 然后员工可以决定它是否值得。 |
| 609 | It erodes trust and puts people on edge. | 它侵蚀了信任,并使人们陷入困境。 |
| 610 | Don't tell me the hours are nine to six | 别告诉我时间是九到六 |
| 611 | and then freak out when I try to leave after six. | 然后当我六点后想离开时就吓坏了 |
| 612 | For real, I'm dealing with this now. | 真的,我现在在处理这件事 |
| 613 | They told me the day ends at exactly five. | 他们告诉我,一天结束 准确的5。 |
| 614 | My mentor assured me everyone logs off at five, | 我的导师向我保证,每个人都在五点登机, |
| 615 | and yet our end of the day meeting | 而我们的结束 一天的会议 |
| 616 | frequently runs past 5 p.m. | 经常在下午5时过夜 |
| 617 | And if a request comes through at 5 10 | 如果5点10分收到请求 |
| 618 | and I'm not there to deal with it, | 我无法应付它, |
| 619 | they get really passive aggressive about it. | 他们对此非常被动 |
| 620 | Now, one tiny piece of advice I can give | 现在,我可以给一个小小的建议 |
| 621 | is that when you're new at a job, | 你刚来工作的时候 |
| 622 | check in with your boss before leaving. | 出门前跟你老板联系 |
| 623 | Hey boss, I'm gonna head out soon. | 老板,我马上出去 |
| 624 | Can you need anything from me before I leave? | 在我离开之前你需要我帮忙吗? |
| 625 | Most bosses will say, nope, nope, | 大多数老板会说,没有,没有,没有, |
| 626 | good job today, head out of here. | 今天干得漂亮,快离开这里 |
| 627 | But you at least demonstrate | 但你至少证明 |
| 628 | some level of diligence on your part. | 你有点勤奋 |
| 629 | If they're like, whoa, where are you going? | 如果他们喜欢,哇,你要去哪里? |
| 630 | It's only six, you're not done yet. | 才6岁,你还没完 |
| 631 | It can shed some light on the culture. | 它可以对文化有所启发. |
| 632 | It's also funny that they emphasize efficiency. | 他们强调效率也很有趣. |
| 633 | If they're so efficient, why are they demanding | 如果他们这么有效率 为什么他们要求 |
| 634 | that everyone work an hour after the official end of day? | 每个人都在正式结束一天后工作一个小时? |
| 635 | You sure about that? | 你确定吗? |
| 636 | Now let's finish off with some text messages. | 现在,让我们结束 一些短信。 |
| 637 | The texts I got after accepting another role. | 我接受另一个角色后收到的短信 |
| 638 | Sorry, I appreciate the F offer probably, | 对不起,我很感激F的提议 |
| 639 | but I've already accepted the position | 但我已经接受了这个职位 |
| 640 | that aligns more with my career goals, thanks. | 这更符合我的事业目标,谢谢。 |
| 641 | And what are those? | 这些是什么? |
| 642 | Like I've said, I need to tell blank why. | 就像我说过的,我需要告诉空白的原因。 |
| 643 | What are they missing? | 他们漏了什么? |
| 644 | Listen, bud, we're burning a bridge here. | 听着,伙计,我们要烧桥了 |
| 645 | You are burning with both of us, | 你和我们一起燃烧着 |
| 646 | the largest IT staffing company in the world and blank. | 世界上最大的IT员工公司 空白。 |
| 647 | After this back out, we cannot rehire you. | 这事了结后,我们不能再雇你了 |
| 648 | So if you can provide context, | 如果你能提供上下文 |
| 649 | it will help to not have things | 它会帮助没有东西 |
| 650 | become more escalated on reasonings. | 在推理上变得更加升级。 |
| 651 | I'm just trying to help you make this seamless, | 我只是想帮你做个无缝的 |
| 652 | but I cannot without context. | 但我不能没有背景。 |
| 653 | Also, if you can work out a full-time role with them, | 还有 如果你能和他们一起演全职角色 |
| 654 | would you reconsider? | 你会重新考虑吗? |
| 655 | That was on the weekend. | 那是周末的时候 |
| 656 | Good morning, Josh. | 早上好,乔希。 |
| 657 | Another op to answer here. | 这里还有另一个任务要回答 |
| 658 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 659 | Okay, let's read the context. | 好吧,让我们看看上下文。 |
| 660 | After getting an offer and accepting | 在得到报价并接受之后 |
| 661 | because they said I had to give an answer that day, | 因为那天他们说我必须回答 |
| 662 | I got another offer that was much better the next day, | 第二天我又得到一个更好的报价 |
| 663 | which was still two weeks before | 两周前 |
| 664 | the other job would start. | 另一个工作会开始。 |
| 665 | I told them it had better pay, more stability, | 我告诉他们,它有更好的报酬,更稳定, |
| 666 | and wasn't contracting. | 和没有签约。 |
| 667 | And I got a bunch of texts from them | 我从他们那里得到了一堆短信 |
| 668 | trying to scare me into staying. | 试图吓唬我留下。 |
| 669 | It feels like I dodged a bullet not joining them. | 感觉好像我躲过了子弹,没加入他们 |
| 670 | It sounds like the company was just trying to scare him | 听起来公司只是想吓唬他 |
| 671 | into like taking that role and keeping that role. | 喜欢承担这个角色 并保持这个角色。 |
| 672 | Instead of going with a longer term full-time role, | 而不是更长时间的全职角色, |
| 673 | they try to scare him into staying with | 他们想吓唬他住在一起 |
| 674 | like a contracting role that was less stable, | 就像一个不太稳定的契约角色, |
| 675 | less pay and just overall not as good by saying, | 工资低,而且总的说, |
| 676 | oh, this might affect your long-term opportunities | 这会影响你长期的机会 |
| 677 | at the biggest IT staffing company in the world | 在世界上最大的 信息技术人员配置公司 |
| 678 | or whatever. | 还是什么的。 |
| 679 | I won't need to find a new job | 我不用再找新工作了 |
| 680 | if I could just stay at this job that's stable | 如果我能继续做这份稳定的工作 |
| 681 | and pays me well, you know? | 付我很多钱,你知道吗? |
| 682 | And it's just a staffing company. | 而且这只是一个人员配置公司。 |
| 683 | It's not actually the company. | 其实不是公司 |
| 684 | It's just a recruiting company that like helps staff | 这只是一个招聘公司 喜欢帮助员工 |
| 685 | IT workers, I guess, across some country or across the world. | 信息技术工人,我想,在某些国家或全世界。 |
| 686 | Last story of today, last set of text messages. | 今天最后的故事,最后一组短信。 |
| 687 | Hey blank, did you see that blank sent you | 嘿,空白,你有没有看到 空白送你 |
| 688 | a quick assessment? | 快速评估? |
| 689 | I'm guessing you aren't going to do it. | 我猜你不会这么做的 |
| 690 | Can at least say that. | 至少可以这么说 |
| 691 | Hi, generally I decline any sort of automated coding | 嗨,我一般拒绝任何自动编码 |
| 692 | or aptitude exams prior to in-person interviews. | 或在亲自面试前进行能力考试。 |
| 693 | I find that they do a very poor job | 我发现他们做的工作很差 |
| 694 | is assessing the real skills required for development roles | 正在评估发展作用所需的实际技能 |
| 695 | for development positions, especially senior ones | 发展职位,特别是高级职位 |
| 696 | where work is more often defined | 更经常被定义的工作 |
| 697 | by understanding business needs and design trade-offs | 理解业务需求和设计权衡 |
| 698 | and implementing a heap sort. | 并进行堆积。 |
| 699 | If blank would like to schedule an initial call, | 如果空位想安排一个初始通话 |
| 700 | I'm open to that. | 我对此持开放态度. |
| 701 | There's no chance you realistically think | 你不可能现实地认为 |
| 702 | I'm going to vouch on your behalf for my client | 我代表你担保我的委托人 |
| 703 | when you left me on read for five days on this, right? | 你离开我读了五天,对不对? |
| 704 | Up to you, I have no incentive to spend unpaid time | 由你决定,我可没兴趣花时间 |
| 705 | on a quiz that has almost nothing to do | 在几乎无所事事的测验上 |
| 706 | with the responsibilities of the role for a company | 公司的责任 |
| 707 | that hasn't even spoken to me. | 这甚至还没有跟我说话。 |
| 708 | I have a job and my time is not free. | 我有一个工作,我的时间是不自由的。 |
| 709 | Hey, I like this, but I'm going to be honest, | 嘿,我喜欢这样, 但我要说实话, |
| 710 | I feel like I read this before. | 我觉得我以前读过这个 |
| 711 | I feel like I've read this before | 我觉得我以前读过这个 |
| 712 | and I'm pretty sure what I said last time was, | 我非常肯定我上次说的是 |
| 713 | yeah, if you have a job and your time isn't free, | 是啊,如果你有一份工作 而且你的时间不是免费的, |
| 714 | don't do this random shit that recruiters want you to do. | 不要做这种随机的狗屎 招募者希望你这样做。 |
| 715 | And by the sounds of it, this guy is more experienced. | 从声音来看,这家伙更有经验的。 |
| 716 | He's probably like middle-aged. | 他可能像中年人一样 |
| 717 | He has a lot of experience. | 他经验丰富 |
| 718 | He's pretty confident in his abilities and who he is | 他对自己的能力和身份很有信心 |
| 719 | and he's not going to be taken advantage of by, | 他不会被利用, |
| 720 | oh, do this, do this assessment, do this, do that. | 哦,做这个,做这个评估,做这个,做那个。 |
| 721 | If they want him, they want to talk to him, | 如果他们想要他,他们想跟他说话, |
| 722 | they can see his skills, they can call his references | 他们可以看到他的能力, 他们可以打电话给他的推荐信 |
| 723 | and if they like it, they can hire him. | 如果他们喜欢,他们可以雇用他。 |
| 724 | Or if they want him to do an actual test | 或者他们要他做个真正的测试 |
| 725 | that tests his abilities, they can do that. | 测试他的能力, 他们可以做到这一点。 |
| 726 | To summarize, HR sucks. | 简而言之,HR很烂 |
| 727 | Everyone wants five years of experience | 每个人都想要五年的经验 |
| 728 | for an entry-level role and in reality, | 发挥初级作用和现实, |
| 729 | that just means they want someone experienced | 也就是说他们想要一个有经验的人 |
| 730 | but they want to pay them entry-level prices. | 但他们想支付他们的起步价格。 |
| 731 | Nepotism works except for 2026 | 除2026年外,任人唯亲 |
| 732 | and from now on, nepotism no longer works. | 从现在开始 裙带关系不再有效 |
| 733 | So to get a job, I think you have to do maybe like witchcraft | 所以,为了找到工作,我认为你必须做 也许像巫术 |
| 734 | or like, all the universes need to align. | 或像,所有宇宙都需要对齐。 |
| 735 | Every star needs to align, every atom needs to align | 每颗恒星都需要对齐,每个原子都需要对齐 |
| 736 | and you can get a job. | 你可以找到一份工作。 |
| 737 | People will be posting in-person jobs as remote jobs | 人们会亲自做远程工作 |
| 738 | just to get more people to apply for them | 为了让更多人申请 |
| 739 | and then they don't hire anyone, annoying. | 然后他们不雇用任何人,烦人。 |
| 740 | Companies expect too much of people. | 公司对人的期望过高. |
| 741 | They're not clear with expectations. | 他们并没有明确的期望。 |
| 742 | They want you to stay overtime late | 他们要你加班 |
| 743 | and if you don't, then you're not a good fit | 如果你不这样做, 那么你不是一个好合身 |
| 744 | and they fire you, crazy. | 他们解雇你,疯子 |
| 745 | And recruiters have a lot of audacity texting you, | 招募者会给你发很多大胆的短信 |
| 746 | asking you and demanding things from you | 问你,并向你索取东西 |
| 747 | and then trying to blackmail you and guilt you. | 然后想勒索你 让你内疚 |
| 748 | Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this video. | 总之 希望你们喜欢这段录像 |
| 749 | I'll see you in the next one. | 后一见. |
| 750 | Bye bye. | 再见 |
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