挑战你没见过的一星篮球装备,差到直接心态崩溃【Jesser官
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Fake airless basketball a backboard that breaks on impact and a basketball that LeBron James hated | 假的无空气篮球 撞击时打破的背板 和勒布朗·詹姆斯讨厌的篮球 |
| 0:06 | These are one-star basketball products starting with the cube now LeBron James saw a video of this on Twitter and quote tweeted | 这些是一星级的篮球产品 从立方体开始 现在LeBron James在推特上看到这段视频并引用推特 |
| 0:14 | Man, please stop it. | 男人,请停止它。 |
| 0:15 | That's bad karma for the game of pure basketball | 纯粹的篮球比赛可不好 |
| 0:19 | I'm sending the cops to apprehend the frauds now. | 我现在派警察去抓那些骗子 |
| 0:22 | So that is a one-star review | 所以这是一星级评论 |
| 0:24 | Yeah | 对 |
| 0:24 | So it says here learning how to hold the cube correctly will teach players how to hold the basketball correctly | 这里写着 如何正确掌握立方体 会教球员如何正确掌握篮球 |
| 0:29 | That doesn't make any sense to me. | 这对我没有任何意义。 |
| 0:30 | So it's like a bunch of styrofoam and they have the basketball leather panels | 所以它就像一堆泡沫 和他们有篮球皮板 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Fake airless basketball a backboard that breaks on impact and a basketball that LeBron James hated | 假的无空气篮球 撞击时打破的背板 和勒布朗·詹姆斯讨厌的篮球 |
| 2 | These are one-star basketball products starting with the cube now LeBron James saw a video of this on Twitter and quote tweeted | 这些是一星级的篮球产品 从立方体开始 现在LeBron James在推特上看到这段视频并引用推特 |
| 3 | Man, please stop it. | 男人,请停止它。 |
| 4 | That's bad karma for the game of pure basketball | 纯粹的篮球比赛可不好 |
| 5 | I'm sending the cops to apprehend the frauds now. | 我现在派警察去抓那些骗子 |
| 6 | So that is a one-star review | 所以这是一星级评论 |
| 7 | Yeah | 对 |
| 8 | So it says here learning how to hold the cube correctly will teach players how to hold the basketball correctly | 这里写着 如何正确掌握立方体 会教球员如何正确掌握篮球 |
| 9 | That doesn't make any sense to me. | 这对我没有任何意义。 |
| 10 | So it's like a bunch of styrofoam and they have the basketball leather panels | 所以它就像一堆泡沫 和他们有篮球皮板 |
| 11 | I will say they got their logo on it, but it's like already peeling like | 我会说,他们有 他们的标志,但它就像已经剥 像 |
| 12 | Really just a sticker that's a little disappointing my jump shot has been feeling pretty weak | 真的只是一个贴纸,有点令人失望 我的跳伞镜头感觉很弱 |
| 13 | So let's test this bad boy out. | 所以,让我们测试这个坏男孩出来。 |
| 14 | I'm gonna take some free throws before practicing with the cube | 我要在和立方体练习之前 吃点免费的 |
| 15 | So we have something to look back on | 所以我们有回头看的东西 |
| 16 | Zach went three for five. | 扎克去3对5。 |
| 17 | I went two for five the cube might help us | 我去了两块五块 立方体也许能帮我们 |
| 18 | So I guess if I shoot with this I'll no longer shoot left and right | 所以我猜如果我用这个拍 我不会再拍左右 |
| 19 | Okay, I mean it's working so far this is cursed I don't know | 好吧,我的意思是它的工作 到目前为止,这是诅咒 我不知道 |
| 20 | In a different dimension, this was basketball. | 在不同的层面,这是篮球。 |
| 21 | Yeah, you can't dribble it. | 是啊,你不能拖动它。 |
| 22 | That's for sure | 当然 |
| 23 | cube | 立方体 |
| 24 | This just feels wrong. | 这感觉不对劲 |
| 25 | Imagine you asked for an Evo for Christmas and you get that you get a cube instead | 想象一下,你要求一个Evo的圣诞节 而你得到一个立方体代替 |
| 26 | Yeah, it's already like dented and like wrinkled. | 是啊,它已经像凹陷和皱纹。 |
| 27 | Okay, so the cube is taking some abuse. | 好吧,所以立方体 有一些滥用。 |
| 28 | Oh, oh no, it's already falling apart | 哦,不,它已经崩溃了 |
| 29 | Bruh build quality is an L. That's honestly embarrassing | 布鲁建筑质量为L. 真丢人 |
| 30 | It's I don't I just feel bad like criticizing it cuz you know, like this dude was like babe. | 我只是不觉得很坏 批评它,因为你知道, 像这家伙像宝贝。 |
| 31 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 32 | Got us. | 抓到我们了 |
| 33 | I got a fire idea. | 我有一个火的主意。 |
| 34 | I've come out with a crazy invention | 我有一个疯狂的发明 |
| 35 | It's gonna take over the world's gonna change the game of basketball and then LeBron just on it. | 它将接管世界 将改变篮球比赛 然后勒布朗刚刚在上面。 |
| 36 | Yeah on Twitter | 对,在推特上 |
| 37 | That's so unfortunate like if LeBron on a bucket squad shorts or something like that. | 这太不幸了 如果LeBron穿着短裤之类的东西 |
| 38 | I probably close the company | 我可能把公司关了 |
| 39 | Hey, let's see if LeBron was wrong and my form gets better | 嘿,让我们看看 LeBron是不是错了, 我的形体变好了 |
| 40 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 41 | Oh, wait a minute. | 单单 |
| 42 | Maybe LeBron never shot with the cute. | 也许莱布朗从不拍可爱。 |
| 43 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 44 | Hey, don't knock it till you try it LeBron | 嘿,别敲门,直到你试试勒布朗 |
| 45 | Okay | 还好 |
| 46 | Improvement I improved | 改进 |
| 47 | So you got worse I got where you think that's you I think that's what LeBron was talking about | 所以,你更糟糕了,我得到的地方,你认为那是你... ...我想这就是莱布朗说 |
| 48 | I'm a basketball purist. | 我是一个篮球纯洁主义者。 |
| 49 | This just isn't for me. | 这不是给我的 |
| 50 | I forgot to mention this cost | 我忘了提这个代价 |
| 51 | $79 let's give it a review. | 79元,再审. |
| 52 | I'm saying one star like half a star dude. | 我是说一个明星就像半个明星 |
| 53 | That's so bad next products | 接下来的产品太糟糕了 |
| 54 | This is the skills kick out basketball return attachment it goes for $60 | 这是踢篮球的本领,60元才够 |
| 55 | It's so when you make a shot the ball comes back to you. | 当你射中球的时候 球就会回到你身边 |
| 56 | Let's read some reviews one star fragile breaks easily | 让我们看看一些评论 一颗恒星脆弱的裂痕 |
| 57 | It's really just plastic junk the lower shoe tabs broke off almost immediately | 这真的是塑料垃圾 下层鞋垫几乎马上断掉 |
| 58 | The shoe would constantly turn so that you could not keep the ball coming back in the direction you want | 鞋会不断转动 这样你就不会把球朝你想要的方向飞回去 |
| 59 | Richie Dow one star said don't buy if you make shots the clips keep coming off the rim | 理奇,你好吗? 道一星说,不买,如果你拍镜头 剪辑不断从边上走出来 |
| 60 | I would consider redesigning the system with better clips | 我会考虑重新设计系统 更好的剪辑 |
| 61 | So the main complaints of the durability and the clips we make a lot of shots. | 所以关于耐久性的主要抱怨 和我们拍了很多的片段。 |
| 62 | So apparently it might break it | 很明显,它可能打破它 |
| 63 | Let's see if the reviews are capping. | 让我们看看评论是否在封顶。 |
| 64 | It's up and now so let's say you're shooting free throws | 已经上场了,我们假设你在射自由投球 |
| 65 | You'll have it kind of centered | 你会有那种中心 |
| 66 | But if I wanted to shoot corner shots, you can actually turn it which is pretty cool. | 但是,如果我想拍摄角镜头, 你实际上可以打开它,这是相当酷。 |
| 67 | Let's see if it works | 看看有没有用 |
| 68 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 69 | Hey, it came right back to me. | 嘿,它回到我身边。 |
| 70 | I mean it's coming right back. | 我是说它马上就回来了 |
| 71 | Let's try it moving into the corner | 让我们试试它移动到角落 |
| 72 | It's a little hard to move without the ladder. | 没有梯子移动有点困难. |
| 73 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 74 | No one of the clips fell. | 片段没有掉下来 |
| 75 | Oh, we're turning it | 哦,我们要转弯了 |
| 76 | So you got to keep the ladder on standby | 所以你要保持梯子待命 |
| 77 | Okay | 还好 |
| 78 | Wait for it | 等着 |
| 79 | When you consider the really nice rebounders are thousands of dollars the one that actually shoot the ball back. | 当你认为真正的好反弹是几千美元 才是真正击回球的。 |
| 80 | It's not too bad. | 亦不逊也. |
| 81 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 82 | It's not one off, but it didn't even break. | 它没有关闭,但它甚至没有打破。 |
| 83 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 84 | If your friend is a brick we all know that friend | 如果你朋友是砖头 我们都知道那个朋友 |
| 85 | Don't let them shoot on this thing my honest review I would give it a four out of five stars for its purpose | 不要让他们拍这件事情 我诚实的检讨 我会给它四分之五的星星 达到它的目的 |
| 86 | It was doing what it was meant to be doing but it may break | 它在做它本该做的事 但是它可能会断裂 |
| 87 | I'd give it a three it was coming back to you, but it's very slow. | 我给它一个3 它会回来给你, 但是它很慢。 |
| 88 | This is Wilson's | 这是威尔逊的 |
| 89 | $2,500 airless gen one basketball and this is a hundred thirty dollar knockoff version now | 2500美元无气1个篮球,这是一百三十美元敲门版本 |
| 90 | It didn't have any reviews. | 它没有任何评论。 |
| 91 | So I thought it would be fun if we gave this one a review | 所以我觉得如果给这回看会很有趣 |
| 92 | I will say the website said do not dribble it was a little concerning for a basketball | 我会说,网站说,不要拖动 它有点担心一个篮球 |
| 93 | But it did not say do not shoot it | 但是没有说不要开枪 |
| 94 | This one's like a rubbery plastic if that makes sense and this is more like a plastic plastic | 这个像橡胶塑料 如果有道理的话 这更像塑料 |
| 95 | The thing I don't like about the airless ball shooting deep shots | 我最不喜欢的就是无气球打深枪 |
| 96 | The air affects it differently than a regular basketball because it goes through the holes | 空气对它的影响不同于普通的篮球 因为它穿过洞穴 |
| 97 | I swear I got like a little cut from that. | 我发誓,我得到了像一个小切。 |
| 98 | It caught you. | 它抓住你。 。 。 |
| 99 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 100 | Oh my god | 天呐 |
| 101 | The surface of it's kind of rough. | 其表面有点粗糙. |
| 102 | It gave me a little like paper cut | 这让我有点像剪纸 |
| 103 | Hey, let's go. | 嘿,我们走。 |
| 104 | Now. | 现在 |
| 105 | Do you want to take a shot with the knockoff airless ball? | 你想用无气球打一针吗? |
| 106 | This might be the only shot. | 这可能是唯一的机会。 |
| 107 | Here we go | 来了 |
| 108 | That was nice, okay, damn | 不错,好,该死 |
| 109 | Oh, it didn't break can you dribble it bro, you can really kind of dribble this thing | 哦,它没有打破 你能打它,兄弟, 你真的可以打这种东西 |
| 110 | All right, never mind. | 好吧,没关系。 |
| 111 | We just lost a chunk. | 我们只是失去了一块块。 |
| 112 | I will say it's very rough the 3d printing. | 我会说3d印刷很粗糙 |
| 113 | So low-key | 这么低调 |
| 114 | You're gonna get some paper cuts. | 你会得到一些剪纸。 |
| 115 | I just want to see it like explode. | 我只是想看到它像爆炸一样。 |
| 116 | I'm not gonna lie from half | 我不会半途而废 |
| 117 | Thinking it's time to give our review. | 认为是时候给 我们的审查。 |
| 118 | I'm gonna say broke after a couple shots two stars | 我要说一对夫妇拍两颗星就破了 |
| 119 | I'm gonna give it a one star. | 我要给它一颗星。 |
| 120 | This is deserving of a one star for a hundred thirty dollars | 一百三十块就值得一颗星 |
| 121 | One star this is the super slam and dunk products now the reviews for this are crazy | 一个明星,这是超级打击和哑弹产品 现在的评论是疯狂的 |
| 122 | Jennifer Vargas says one star the worst | 詹妮弗·瓦加斯说 一颗星星是最差的 |
| 123 | This is a death trap my three-year-old tried it and fell out of the netting and my seven-year-old niece fell out as well | 这是我三岁小孩尝试的死亡陷阱 从网里掉下来 我的七岁侄女也掉出来了 |
| 124 | It's not safe. | 无安无安. |
| 125 | Don't buy very disappointing. | 别买太令人失望了 |
| 126 | Sounds like you got some clumsy kids Jennifer first and foremost | 听起来你有一些笨手笨脚的孩子 珍妮弗首先 |
| 127 | It did come with every part it was supposed to come with obviously it's meant for three to eight-year-olds | 很明显是三到八岁的 |
| 128 | But we're gonna test this bad boy out. | 但是我们要测试这个坏孩子 |
| 129 | So it has a yoga ball right here as like a little trampoline launching pad | 所以这里有个瑜伽球 就像一个蹦床发射台 |
| 130 | It's a little sketch. | 略略画画. |
| 131 | I would be hyped to play on this thing comes with a little basketball, too | 我也会大喊大叫地玩这个 来一个小篮球,太 |
| 132 | That was actually a lot of fun, oh | 这其实很有趣,哦 |
| 133 | My god, this thing is a death trap it gets destroyed on the dunks | 天啊,这玩意是致命的陷阱 它在灌篮上被摧毁 |
| 134 | Ah | 摆 |
| 135 | Honest reviews it's not something that's gonna last a whole children's birthday party | 诚实的回顾,这不是什么 会持续整个儿童生日聚会 |
| 136 | But it could be fun for a little bit for a few kids. | 但对于几个孩子来说 这会很有趣 |
| 137 | I'll give it a three star out of five | 我给它一颗三星五星 |
| 138 | I'm gonna give it a four star | 我要给它四星 |
| 139 | I really like that it has a launch pad but low-key giving me a little bit death trap vibes go to the next product | 我真的很喜欢它有一个发射台 但低调的给我一些死亡陷阱的氛围 到下一个产品 |
| 140 | These are the padded blocking guards Melissa Rodriguez said this breaks really easy | 这些是防守梅丽莎・罗德里格兹的 防守者说这很容易破解 |
| 141 | For one session and they broke after an hour into my lesson now | 上过一课,他们闯了一小时的课 |
| 142 | There was a handful of reviews that said they broke easily | 有少数评论说他们很容易破解 |
| 143 | So we're gonna try to use these for 10 minutes and see if they break you can use these for a bunch of different sports | 所以,我们尝试使用这些 10分钟,看看他们是否打破 你可以使用这些 组合不同的运动 |
| 144 | For basketball finishing drills you use these bad boys | 做篮球补训时,你用这些坏男孩 |
| 145 | Victor webbing Yama simulator | 维克多·韦伯·山模拟器 |
| 146 | nice | 不错 |
| 147 | Scare | 恐惧 |
| 148 | Damn bro, let me tie my shoes. | 该死的兄弟,让我系鞋带 |
| 149 | Why are you tagging me? | 你为什么要跟踪我? |
| 150 | This is shoe tie training. | 这是鞋带训练 |
| 151 | You gotta get better, man | 你得好起来,伙计 |
| 152 | What are we training? | 我们训练什么? |
| 153 | You gotta get better | 你得好起来 |
| 154 | Is it getting flimsy? | 越来越虚弱了吗? |
| 155 | It's actually holding up pretty well | 其实挺不错的 |
| 156 | Well, you're not supposed to do that. | 你不应该这么做的 |
| 157 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 158 | Still wouldn't like it to break from that personally. | 仍然不希望它打破 个人。 |
| 159 | So I'm gonna give it a two star | 所以我要给它两颗星 |
| 160 | Yeah, I'm gonna give it a two star | 是的,我要给它两个星 |
| 161 | I feel like the plastic in the middle could be a little bit thicker so it wouldn't break from that next product | 我觉得中间的塑料可能更厚一点 这样它就不会从下一个产品中分裂出来 |
| 162 | This is the skills reactive catch it is to improve hand-eye coordination now | 这是技能反应捕获 它现在改善手眼协调 |
| 163 | Carrie Higgins said one star returned it's impossible to catch the color you're supposed to I think care | Carrie Higgins说有颗星回来了 找不到你该有的颜色 |
| 164 | You just can't catch now. | 你现在抓不到了 |
| 165 | This is good for basketball because improving your hand-eye coordination is good | 这对篮球有好处,因为改善手眼协调是好的 |
| 166 | It's a little fun game. | 这是一个小有趣的游戏。 |
| 167 | You throw it to a partner. | 你把它扔给一个合伙人。 |
| 168 | You yell out of color. | 你喊出颜色。 |
| 169 | They're supposed to catch it with that color | 他们应该用这种颜色抓住它 |
| 170 | What is it impossible blue? | 什么是不可能的蓝色? |
| 171 | Okay, green | 好,绿色 |
| 172 | Red | 红色 |
| 173 | Hey blue | 嘿,蓝色 |
| 174 | Dude, this thing's actually a lot of fun. | 哥们,这东西其实很有趣 |
| 175 | It's very stimulating | 这很刺激 |
| 176 | What I like about this product is you can up the level of difficulty by the amount of spin red | 我喜欢这个产品 你可以用旋转的红色来提高难度 |
| 177 | I'm a big fan of this product. | 我很喜欢这个产品 |
| 178 | I'm gonna give it a five. | '五颂. |
| 179 | I actually enjoy it. | 我真的很喜欢 |
| 180 | I think it's really fun | 我觉得这很有趣 |
| 181 | It's dope and you're improving hand-eye coordination. | 这是毒品,你正在改进手眼协调。 |
| 182 | I'll give it four. | I四颂. |
| 183 | It's a good product | 是个好产品 |
| 184 | I feel like especially for like a kid or something like that could help with their hand-eye coordination and blue plot twists | 我觉得特别像一个孩子之类的东西 有助于他们的手眼协调 和蓝色的情节曲折 |
| 185 | They're all blue. | 他们都是蓝色的。 |
| 186 | This round is basketball bag | 这轮是篮球袋 |
| 187 | Cheryl said one star deceptive advertising flimsy thin low-quality a practically | 谢丽尔说,一个明星欺骗性广告 虚弱的瘦低质量 |
| 188 | Fragile an item not even worth one dollar. | 连一块钱都值不到的东西都脆弱不堪 |
| 189 | I'm not gonna lie | 我不会撒谎的 |
| 190 | They might be onto something because this zipper is already broke. | 可能是因为拉链已经坏了 |
| 191 | It's already broke. | 已经破了 |
| 192 | It's already split off rip | 它已经裂开 |
| 193 | The insides already marked up. | 内经已标. |
| 194 | They have is this been returned. | 他们已经归还了这个。 |
| 195 | There's already marks inside somebody used this | 里面已经有人用过这个 |
| 196 | All right, let's see if it would fit our basketball stuff. | 好吧,让我们看看它是否适合我们的篮球。 |
| 197 | It fits | 这很合适 |
| 198 | Okay, you know, it'd be nice if the bag had a shoe pocket | 好吧,你知道,这将是很好的 如果包有一个鞋袋 |
| 199 | You might put fresh clothes in there, but you also got to put your shoes in there | 你可能把新鲜的衣服在那里, 但你也必须把你的鞋子在那里 |
| 200 | It's gonna get dirty. | 必得脏腑. |
| 201 | You need to have a shoe pocket for a basketball bag. | 你需要有一个鞋袋 一个篮球袋。 |
| 202 | That's essential | 这很重要 |
| 203 | What about like drip check though? | 那像滴水检查吗? |
| 204 | Do you think I look pretty stylish? | 你觉得我看起来很时髦吗? |
| 205 | No, that's like minus 20 minus 20 or a rip | 不,这就像减20减20或者撕裂 |
| 206 | Now let's go to the next product. | 现在,让我们去下一个产品。 |
| 207 | This is a silent basketball | 这是一个沉默的篮球 |
| 208 | They have been going absolutely viral in the basketball community world. | 在篮球界,他们一直在传播 |
| 209 | So we got two different ones | 所以我们有两个不同的 |
| 210 | I'm gonna read the review for this one first. | 我要先读一下这篇评论 |
| 211 | Ashley is Mario says trash one star | 阿什利是马里奥说垃圾一星 |
| 212 | This ball is just cheap foam. | 这个球只是便宜的泡沫。 |
| 213 | It doesn't bounce but yay to it being quiet as it went in the trash | 它没有弹跳,但是在垃圾桶里安静下来 |
| 214 | Damn now we're gonna read the reviews for the second silent basketball. | 可恶 现在我们要读第二个无声篮球的评语了 |
| 215 | Megan says terrible Prada | 梅根说可怕的普拉达 |
| 216 | It doesn't even bounce because it's shaped like an egg if I could give zero stars | 它甚至没有弹跳,因为它的形状 像鸡蛋,如果我可以给零星 |
| 217 | I would damn that's brutal and they added pictures and they look awful. | 我真该死 太残忍了 他们加了照片 看上去糟透了 |
| 218 | This one did not come squished up like that | 这个没有像那样被压扁 |
| 219 | This one actually has a good shape. | 这个形状不错 |
| 220 | The lines look decent | 线条看起来不错 |
| 221 | What is that? | 这是什么? |
| 222 | That is something we are seeing the most cursed basketballs ever today. | 这是我们今天所看到的最受诅咒的篮球赛。 |
| 223 | It smells like permanent marker | 闻起来像永久标记 |
| 224 | It does somebody drew those on the ball also had a video in it. | 确实有人在球上画了那些 里面也有一个视频 |
| 225 | So let's watch the video | 让我们看视频 |
| 226 | That was insane. | 太疯狂了 |
| 227 | That was also fake | 这也是假的 |
| 228 | Drop the silent ball from the roof and it came back. | 放下屋顶上的静音球,它又回来了. |
| 229 | I feel like we have to test that | 我觉得我们必须测试一下 |
| 230 | Let's see if the video was a lie | 看看这视频是不是谎言 |
| 231 | It was a lie | 那是个谎言 |
| 232 | Even worse | 更惨 |
| 233 | Disappointed | 失望 |
| 234 | We're gonna test the decibels of how loud the silent basketball is. | 我们要测试无声篮球的音响 |
| 235 | This is a regular basketball | 这是普通的篮球 |
| 236 | It's peaking at like 74. | 它的高峰 像74。 |
| 237 | I think was the peak on that one 74 74 decibels to the sign basketball | 我想是那个签篮球的7474分贝的顶峰 |
| 238 | 40 Wow, which is like less than talking 30 decibels less than the actual basketball now this ball the first one | 40 哇,这比说话少 30分贝比实际篮球少 现在这个球是第一个 |
| 239 | I have no problems with this thing is kind of nice to dribble | 我对这东西没有意见 有点喜欢玩玩 |
| 240 | I'm not even gonna lie definitely not as bouncy as a regular basketball. | 我甚至不会撒谎 绝对不会像普通的篮球那样兴奋 |
| 241 | I feel like that makes you work even harder | 我觉得这让你更辛苦 |
| 242 | Yeah, I am a fan of this one | 对,我很喜欢这个 |
| 243 | But the other one is horrific they bounce honestly pretty similarly, but it is egg-shaped | 但另一个是可怕的,他们 诚实地反弹非常相似, 但它是鸡蛋形 |
| 244 | So it's just going wherever what I also like about these balls. | 所以,它只是去任何地方 我很喜欢这些球。 |
| 245 | You can dribble them on different surfaces | 你可以在不同的表面拖动它们 |
| 246 | So this could be like carpet or turf you can still get your handles on and it's even quieter on carpet this one | 所以,这可能是像地毯或草皮 你仍然可以得到你的手柄 而且它更安静 在地毯上这个 |
| 247 | I'm gonna give three stars. | 我要给三颗星 |
| 248 | I wish it was a little bit bouncier, but I think I would leave a one star for that | 我希望它有点闪亮, 但我想我会留下一颗星 |
| 249 | That's how bad it is. | 何等为坏. |
| 250 | I think I agree three stars on this is one star next product | 我想我同意这三颗星是下一个产品 |
| 251 | This is the ball by yourself the jolly strap it connects to your basketball | 这是你一个人的球 与你的篮球相连的欢乐带 |
| 252 | So you can't lose the ball now | 所以你现在不能输球 |
| 253 | There is one review from big balls one star dog water bought it for myself first time | 有一篇来自大球的回顾 第一次有明星狗水买给我 |
| 254 | I threw the ball the string broke its bull crap. | 我扔了球 弦打破了它的牛粪。 |
| 255 | Don't buy I feel like the three kids on the front | 不要买,我觉得就像前面的三个孩子 |
| 256 | It's giving me ball brother vibes. | 它给了我球兄弟的气息。 |
| 257 | They don't look like they want to be there forced to promote the family products | 他们看起来并不想被迫去推销家庭产品 |
| 258 | I don't blame them. | 我不怪他们 |
| 259 | My child will be promoting bucket squad, too | 我的孩子也会升职 |
| 260 | Now there is a link to a promo video on the back. | 现在有一个链接 到一个宣传视频 在背面。 |
| 261 | So let's check it out | 我们来看看 |
| 262 | Okay, so you can do some shooting drills. | 好吧,你可以做一些射击演习。 |
| 263 | I don't really understand doing shooting drills with that | 我不太明白用这个操练射击 |
| 264 | I don't see how that helps your shooting ability if it just comes right back to you throwing the ball in the air | 我看不出这如何帮助你的射击能力 如果它只是回到你扔球的空气中 |
| 265 | They're doing a passing drill the passing drill makes kind of sense. | 他们正在做一个经过的钻探 过去的钻探是有道理的。 |
| 266 | They're doing some rebounding drills with it and some dribbling drills | 他们正在做一些反弹演练 和一些凹陷演练 |
| 267 | I'm really curious if this is gonna break right you throw it locked in | 我真的好奇,如果这是要打破的权利 你扔它锁定 |
| 268 | how is it dribbling with the strap doesn't seem to affect it too much, but | 它怎么和带子擦肩而过 似乎没有太大的影响,但 |
| 269 | It didn't break on your first throw. | 它没有打破你的第一投。 |
| 270 | The string is just in the way. | 弦弦刚碍. |
| 271 | I feel like I can't even shoot right | 我觉得我连枪都打不中 |
| 272 | Hey | 顿 |
| 273 | Seems to be pretty sturdy lose the ball | 似乎很稳健 丢了球 |
| 274 | psych. | 神经病。 |
| 275 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 276 | Yeah | 对 |
| 277 | Okay, you shouldn't do between the leg dribbles. | 好吧,你不应该做 在腿的滑动之间。 |
| 278 | You learn as you go | 你学着去 |
| 279 | It's actually like in the video the first thing they're doing you're shooting jump shots | 这就像在视频中 他们做的第一件事 你拍摄跳跃镜头 |
| 280 | It's like what isn't the guy with the camera just put down the camera and rebound for the kids | 这就像什么不是家伙 相机刚刚放下 相机和反弹给孩子们 |
| 281 | Yeah, their dad did not like rebounding. | 是啊,他们的爸爸不喜欢反弹。 |
| 282 | So he literally invented this | 所以他真的发明了这个 |
| 283 | Okay, this is a problem. | 好吧,这是一个问题。 |
| 284 | It didn't break like big ball said but overall I don't really see the point of it myself | 它没有像大球说的那样破碎 但总而言之,我自己也看不出来 |
| 285 | It's not good for shooting practice or any practice. | 不适合射击练习或任何练习. |
| 286 | I'm gonna give it a two | 我要给它两个 |
| 287 | I'm gonna give it a one because this is literally no point next products. | 我要给它一个,因为这其实是没有意义 下一个产品。 |
| 288 | This is a toddlers basketball hoop | 这是一个幼儿篮球赛 |
| 289 | This is what it looks like on the packaging and this is the actual product | 包装上是这样的,这是实际产品 |
| 290 | This feels like I've just been lied to this is horrible. | 这感觉就像我刚刚被骗了一样 太可怕了 |
| 291 | It is not the same size at all | 完全不一样 |
| 292 | This kid is at least maybe 10 years old. | 这孩子至少10岁 |
| 293 | There's no way now KG left a one-star review total junk | KG现在不可能留下一星级的垃圾 |
| 294 | So disappointing complete and total trash do not buy Wow | 如此令人失望的完整 和全部垃圾 不买 哇 |
| 295 | I can see why just based off looking at it. | 我能理解为什么只是基于看它。 |
| 296 | Also, it says NBA new boom action | 上面还写着NBA新的繁荣行动 |
| 297 | That's why and the basketball looks completely different than the one in the picture and it also looks like it's been drawn on the lines | 所以篮球看起来和照片上完全不一样 看上去也像画在线上 |
| 298 | It randomly gets thick in some parts. | 在某些部分会随机变厚. |
| 299 | This is so bad. | 这太糟糕了 |
| 300 | The rims not even like level | 轮圈甚至不像水平 |
| 301 | It's like deformed. | 犹如变形. |
| 302 | All right, so you have a toddler. | 好吧,所以你有一个孩子。 |
| 303 | Do you think you can survive his wrath? | 你觉得你能活下来吗? |
| 304 | Not even close | 差一点 |
| 305 | Probably go like this I think this might be the worst basketball hoop I've ever seen can the ball even fit in the hoop | 可能像这样走 我觉得这可能是我见过最糟糕的篮球赛 球甚至能放进赛场 |
| 306 | We have to find out. | 我们必须查清楚 |
| 307 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 308 | We're both giving it a one-star | 我们都给了它一星 |
| 309 | This is the Spalding Street basketball. | 这是斯帕尔丁街的篮球。 |
| 310 | It is the most rubbery basketball I've ever felt listen to the noise. | 这是我听过最橡皮的篮球了 |
| 311 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 312 | No, Guinea Howard says one star review popped the first time used it hit the edge of some concrete outside and pop now | 不,几内亚霍华德说,一个明星评论 第一次使用它 撞到一些混凝土的边缘 现在流行 |
| 313 | I've never heard of a basketball popping | 我从来没有听说过篮球跳跃 |
| 314 | Besides like over inflating it and throwing out a wall like just popping on his own is crazy | 再说了,像夸夸其谈一样 扔墙,就像自己跳起来一样,太疯狂了 |
| 315 | Let's see if it's true. | 问如何是真如. |
| 316 | It is just like a regular outdoor ball. | 这就像一个普通的室外球。 |
| 317 | I'm kind of shocked. | 我有点震惊。 |
| 318 | It pops for the guy | 给那家伙的 |
| 319 | This is definitely the basketball you would find at your school. | 这绝对是你在学校找到的篮球 |
| 320 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 321 | Hate when my basketball is stuck in a tree. | 我讨厌我的篮球卡在树上 |
| 322 | It's already got some like damage | 已经有点损伤了 |
| 323 | It definitely doesn't look the same as it did a minute ago. | 绝对不像刚才那样 |
| 324 | Let's pretend like someone bricks it really hard on the backboard | 我们假装有人在后板上打砖 |
| 325 | Whoa. | 珃 |
| 326 | Hey, yeah, maybe that parent put a ton of air in the ball and then it popped so see what happens if we do that | 嘿,是的,也许那个父母在球里放了一吨空气 然后它就跳出来了 所以看看如果我们这样做会怎样 |
| 327 | I'm very scared right now. | 我现在很害怕。 |
| 328 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 329 | Don't know how this person's ball popped | 不知道这个人的球是怎样跳出来的 |
| 330 | run | 运行 |
| 331 | I've exploded a lot of ass balls and they usually explode by now. | 我爆了很多屁股球 现在通常都爆了 |
| 332 | This one refuses to pop this ball is indestructible | 这个拒绝弹出这个球是坚不可摧的 |
| 333 | My god, I felt that so it doesn't that pop that was probably the loudest basketball explosion ever | 我的上帝,我感觉到了,所以它不是 流行,这可能是 最响亮的篮球爆炸有史以来 |
| 334 | I think because of the rubber the dad would have been a lot more mad if it popped like this | 我觉得因为橡胶,如果它像这样出现,爸爸会更生气 |
| 335 | This is what it looks like. | 这就是它的样子。 |
| 336 | Let's go to the next one. | 下一颂. |
| 337 | This is a gender reveal basketball | 这是一个性别揭示的篮球 |
| 338 | The reviews for this are insane | 对这件事的评论太疯狂了 |
| 339 | Teresa says one star waste of money ruined the gender reveal the dust fell on the ground way before the expected parents could get | Teresa说,一个浪费金钱的明星 毁了性别 揭示了尘埃落到地面 之前,期望的父母可以得到 |
| 340 | Ready, the mom ran off crying. | 准备好了,妈妈哭了。 |
| 341 | I was so embarrassed for them. | 我为他们感到很尴尬 |
| 342 | I am disappointed to say the least | 我失望地说,至少 |
| 343 | I could have made something better myself mom ran off crying. | 我本可以让妈妈哭得更好 |
| 344 | That is horrible | 这太可怕了 |
| 345 | Courtney says one star total letdown when I opened the box it had | 考特尼说,一星 完全失望 当我打开盒子,它有 |
| 346 | Unsnapped and was completely open. | 完全打开了 |
| 347 | So one it ruined the surprise to ruin our plans for the reveal returning | 所以有一个毁了我们的惊喜 毁掉了我们的计划 |
| 348 | But wish I didn't have to take it to UPS. | 但希望我不必把它带到UPS. |
| 349 | What do you want the return fairies to come and get it? | 复有仙人来取甚么. |
| 350 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 351 | Hey, it came apart. | 嘿,它分了出来。 |
| 352 | I will say I just picked it up and the gender reveal was just actually ruined for me | 我会说,我刚刚拿起它, 和性别显示只是 毁了我 |
| 353 | I actually didn't know what was inside it. | 我真的不知道里面有什么 |
| 354 | I didn't even know so I'm already disappointed | 我什至不知道 所以我已经失望了 |
| 355 | So let's test this bad boy out who's gonna have a kid next. | 让我们来测试这个坏男孩 谁要有一个孩子下一个。 |
| 356 | I'm not having another one. | 我没有另一个。 |
| 357 | So it's got to be you | 所以,它必须是你 |
| 358 | Okay, Ali you | 好吧,艾丽,你 |
| 359 | Congrats, bro. | 祝贺你,兄弟。 |
| 360 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 361 | It's a boy, which we already knew because it was spoiled earlier in the box. | 这是一个男孩,我们已经知道,因为它被宠坏了 在盒子早些时候。 |
| 362 | I | 一、导 言 |
| 363 | Bought the worst reviewed basketball hoop I could possibly find Kimberly says one star broke after two uses the backboard | 买过最烂的篮球场 我可能找到金伯利说 一颗恒星在两次使用后板后就坏了 |
| 364 | Shattered I bought it for grandsons and when it broke it was too late to return | 我给孙子们买的 破了就回不来了 |
| 365 | They are small children and it still shattered a backboard that shatters that sounds awful | 他们都是小孩子,它仍然粉碎了 后板,粉碎,听起来很可怕 |
| 366 | Let's see how strong that small child really was you can already tell it's pretty cheap because you can literally see the glue now | 看看那个小孩到底有多强壮 你已经知道它很便宜了 因为你现在可以看到胶水了 |
| 367 | I'm surprised it shattered. | 我很惊讶它破碎了。 |
| 368 | It's like a plastic | 就像塑料一样 |
| 369 | Also, the rim has literally zero give see if it shatters off a shot. | 而且,边缘的字面上是零 给看它是否打碎一个镜头。 |
| 370 | Yes, sir. | 是 长官 |
| 371 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 372 | You know, that wasn't bad. | 你知道,这不坏。 |
| 373 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 374 | I have a challenge for you. | 我有一个挑战给你。 |
| 375 | I want to see if you can somehow shatter this backboard | 我想看看你能不能打碎这个背板 |
| 376 | Zack small children shatter this thing. | 扎克的小孩打破了这个东西。 |
| 377 | It's tougher than what I thought. | 坚固如我所想. |
| 378 | I feel like we have to give respect to the backboard | 我觉得我们必须尊重后板 |
| 379 | Yeah, they were definitely throwing rocks at it and then told grandma that they were just playing basketball. | 是啊,他们肯定扔石头 在那里,然后告诉奶奶 他们只是打篮球。 |
| 380 | I have Thor's hammer | 我有索尔的锤子 |
| 381 | There we go, it did shatter | 就是这样,它确实粉碎了 |
| 382 | With the 35 pound hammer. | 与三十五斤锤. |
| 383 | These kids are freaks. | 这些孩子是怪胎。 |
| 384 | Yeah | 对 |
| 385 | Next product. | 下一个产品。 |
| 386 | This is the ceiling swish indoor basketball hoop | 这是天花板在室内打篮球 |
| 387 | You put it on the ceiling just like this happy bomb says one star don't buy | 你把它放在天花板上 就像这个快乐的炸弹说 一星不买 |
| 388 | It keeps falling onto my son's head at night. | 晚上它一直掉到我儿子的头上 |
| 389 | Don't waste your money good idea though | 别浪费你的钱 好主意 |
| 390 | Doesn't sound like a very happy mom. | 听起来不像是个快乐的妈妈 |
| 391 | Yeah, she does not sound happy. | 是啊,她听起来不高兴。 |
| 392 | Jess says one star doesn't work at all | 洁丝说一星不起作用 |
| 393 | I spent way too much time trying to get the part to even stick on the ceiling | 我花了太多时间 试图让角色 甚至坚持在天花板上 |
| 394 | Then when it didn't fall from the ceiling on us falls don't even stay in the hoop | 那当它没有从天花板上掉下来的时候 我们甚至不能呆在屋里 |
| 395 | They just fall right on your face good concepts horrible design. | 他们只是掉在你脸上 好的概念 可怕的设计。 |
| 396 | Let's test it out. | 试出. |
| 397 | It's on the ceiling | 在天花板上 |
| 398 | It was pretty easy to put on and it's pretty stuck up there. | 穿起来很轻松 上面卡得很紧 |
| 399 | Like I'm pulling on it right now. | 就像我拉它现在。 |
| 400 | It's definitely not falling | 绝对不会掉下来的 |
| 401 | Okay, miss | 好,小姐,请坐 |
| 402 | make | 生产 |
| 403 | Miss it's that way an interesting concept | 小姐,这是个有趣的概念 |
| 404 | Ooh, the review is complaining that when you make it the ball just falls on your face like can you not catch the ball? | 哦,审查是抱怨 当你做它 球只是掉在你的脸上 就像你无法赶上球? |
| 405 | It was perfect. | 这是完美的。 |
| 406 | Yeah, it definitely is kind of fun. | 是啊,这绝对是种乐趣。 |
| 407 | I wish it had a little bit better of a net | 我希望它有一点点好一点的网 |
| 408 | Oh, let's go. | 哦,我们走吧。 |
| 409 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 410 | I win. | 我赢了。 |
| 411 | Honestly, this thing is a ton of fun. | 老实说 这东西很有趣 |
| 412 | Yeah, this is not a one-star product. | 是啊,这不是一星产品。 |
| 413 | The question is can you dunk on it? | 问题是你能灌醉它吗? |
| 414 | bucket | 桶头 |
| 415 | Okay now it looks like something | 好了,现在它看起来像什么 |
| 416 | Four out of five stuff. | 五品中四门. |
| 417 | I'm gonna give it a three out of five because it is decently fun, but the practicality is like | 我会给它三分之一的五,因为它是体面的乐趣, 但实用性就像 |
| 418 | Oh, and I took off the ceiling that just shows how sticky it was next product | 哦,我脱掉了天花板 显示它有多粘 |
| 419 | This is the Franklin mini basketball hoop with a rebounder for your door. | 这是富兰克林的迷你篮球场 门上有反弹器 |
| 420 | Now this costs a hundred dollars | 这要花一百块 |
| 421 | Donna says one star the rebounding mechanics does not catch the ball and return it the ball goes through the net and does not fall | 唐娜说一个恒星 反弹力学没有抓住球 并把它还回来 球穿过网,不会掉下来 |
| 422 | Into the blue rebounder. | 进入蓝色反弹器。 |
| 423 | I watched my son make 20 for 20 shots | 我看着我儿子20拍20拍 |
| 424 | Okay, and the ball did not rebound one time and it only kept score half the time | 好吧,而球没有反弹一次, 它只保持分数的一半的时间 |
| 425 | This is a complete letdown. | 这是一个完全的失望。 |
| 426 | Sounds like Donna's son's about to get a scholarship | 听起来唐娜的儿子要拿到奖学金了 |
| 427 | Bro is D1 bound. | 哥哥是D1约束。 |
| 428 | 20 for 20. | 20对20。 |
| 429 | That's crazy mom to the bean and bear one star | 疯狂的妈妈到豆子, 并承担一星 |
| 430 | Don't waste your money weak motor doesn't work first. | 不要浪费你的钱 弱的马达不首先工作。 |
| 431 | This only hangs on the outside of doors. | 这只挂在门外 |
| 432 | It's a door | 是扇门 |
| 433 | Second and perhaps most important the motor is incredibly weak and will not return the ball. | 第二,也许最重要的是,马达非常脆弱,不会还球。 |
| 434 | Let's test it out and for fun | 试试看,好玩 |
| 435 | We're gonna compare it to our Jesser mini hoop. | 我们要把它和我们的Jesser迷你窝比起来 |
| 436 | Let's test out this one first is the rebound or revolutionary first. | 我们先试一下这个是反弹还是革命 |
| 437 | Does it even work? | 有用吗? |
| 438 | We'll never know. | 我们永远不会知道。 |
| 439 | Okay, wait for it | 好,等会儿 |
| 440 | It's actually pretty good. | 其实还不错 |
| 441 | Hey try to guard me, bro | 嘿,试着保护我,兄弟 |
| 442 | Okay, the score definitely is broken on this thing, but the rebounder works fine and I haven't made a shot yet but | 好吧 得分肯定破了 但反弹机还不错 我还没拍到 |
| 443 | $100 is absolutely insane rebounders kind of cool for a second, but it's not very consistent | 一百块绝对是疯狂的反弹 那种酷的一秒钟, 但不是很一致 |
| 444 | Let's get a ball comparison. | 我们来做个球比较 |
| 445 | The Jesser ball is twice the size. | 杰瑟球的体积是两倍 |
| 446 | Your balls are definitely big. | 你的蛋蛋绝对很大 |
| 447 | Yeah, I got big balls | 是啊,我有大块头 |
| 448 | 你看,它有LEDs。 | |
| 449 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 450 | And a breakaway rim | 和离散的轮回 |
| 451 | I'm having a good time right now. | 我现在玩得很开心 |
| 452 | You know, the scoreboard is working because it lights up when you score | 你知道,计分板是起作用的 因为当你得分时它就会亮起来 |
| 453 | Hey | 顿 |
| 454 | Overall, I'm giving this one one stars | 总而言之,我给这颗星一颗 |
| 455 | It's overpriced and who really needs this thing when you're playing on an indoor hoop on a door and it makes it hard to dunk | 这太贵了,谁真的需要这个东西 当你在室内的门上玩 并且它使它很难灌篮 |
| 456 | Cuz you're gonna hit this thing which is like all the fun for a mini hoop | 因为你要去打这个东西 这就像所有的乐趣 一个迷你豪华 |
| 457 | Yeah, definitely one star. | 是的,绝对有一颗星。 |
| 458 | Jesser hoop is gonna be my first 10,000 star of the video | 杰瑟·霍普将是我第一位一万颗影星 |
| 459 | This is the greatest mini hoop of all time. | 这是有史以来最伟大的小窝。 |
| 460 | I agree 10,000 stars. | 我同意一万颗星星 |
| 461 | Next product. | 下一个产品。 |
| 462 | This is a glowing basketball net | 这是一个发光的篮球网 |
| 463 | Let's read the reviews. | 阅诸评经. |
| 464 | Eric Tennyson says one star does not glow definitely does not glow in the dark | Eric Tennyson说一颗恒星不会发光 绝对不会在黑暗中发光 |
| 465 | Well, let's see if it glows. | 好吧,让我们看看它是否发光。 |
| 466 | I'm gonna turn off the light in three two one. | 我三两一把灯关了 |
| 467 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 468 | Wait a minute, it's actually glowing. | 等等,它真的发光了 |
| 469 | Yeah, it does glow in the dark. | 是的,它确实在黑暗中发光。 |
| 470 | So you can't trust every one star review you see | 所以你不能相信每个明星评论 |
| 471 | I'm giving it a five stars. | 赐其五星. |
| 472 | It did what it was supposed to do five stars hundred percent next product next up | 它做了它应该做的 五星百分百的下一个产品 |
| 473 | We have basketball shoes. | 我们有篮球鞋。 |
| 474 | These are from Amazon. | 这些来自亚马逊。 |
| 475 | They're 50 a pair. | 他们50一对。 |
| 476 | It is called souls fang. | 这叫灵魂之牙 |
| 477 | Okay, okay | 好吧,没关系 |
| 478 | I got the flamingo design. | 我得到了火烈鸟的设计。 |
| 479 | I have the graffiti seems a little racial | 我涂鸦有点种族色彩 |
| 480 | But I will say it makes me a little uncomfortable that the laces go all the way down to the toe | 但我会说,它让我有点不舒服 蕾丝一直走到脚趾 |
| 481 | Let me read the review Megan one star wildly | 让我读一下梅根一星的回顾 |
| 482 | Uncomfortable my mom got these for my son. | 我妈妈为我儿子买了这些不适之物 |
| 483 | He wore them once and they hurt his feet so much | 他穿过一次,脚伤得很重 |
| 484 | He won't wear them again | 他不会再穿了 |
| 485 | The tongue inside the shoe is massive and doesn't stay in place. | 鞋内的舌头很大,没有留在原位. |
| 486 | So it gets bunched up and causes blisters | 所以,它被堆起来 并引起水泡 |
| 487 | ridiculously overpriced for novelty sneakers lesson learned | 对新颖的运动鞋来说 价格太高了 |
| 488 | So I say we play a little 1v1 in these and see if we get blisters. | 因此,我说,我们玩 一点点1v1在这些, 看看我们得到水泡。 |
| 489 | Yeah, they're not very comfortable off for it | 是啊,他们不太舒服 |
| 490 | I feel like my foot's kind of sliding in them. | 我觉得我的脚有点滑 |
| 491 | Oh, yeah, I like these soul things | 哦,是的,我喜欢这些灵魂的东西 |
| 492 | Sponsor me. | 赞助我. |
| 493 | All right off for it. | 随你便 |
| 494 | My toes are smashing against the front of this shoe. | 我的脚趾跟这双鞋的前面撞了 |
| 495 | Oh, yeah | 对 |
| 496 | To nothing you picked the wrong guy to jump with buddy. | 你选错人了 和朋友一起跳 |
| 497 | My feet hurt so bad. | 我的脚好痛 |
| 498 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 499 | GG I'm just gonna say it most uncomfortable bare of basketball shoes | GG 我只是要说,它最不舒服 赤裸的篮球鞋 |
| 500 | I've ever put on in my life most uncomfortable pair of shoes. | 我穿过最不舒服的双鞋 |
| 501 | I've ever put on in my life | 我这辈子都穿过 |
| 502 | I'm gonna give this a one star | 我要给这颗星一颗 |
| 503 | Definitely one star horrible if they offered you a signature shoe deal for a million dollars. | 绝对有一个明星可怕的,如果他们给你一个签名的鞋交易 一百万美元。 |
| 504 | Are you taking it? | 你要吃吗? |
| 505 | I mean, I'll take them | 我的意思是,我要他们 |
| 506 | Next product I found this next product. | 下一个产品是我找到的 |
| 507 | It didn't have any reviews, but I wanted to get your opinion on it | 它没有任何评论 但我想得到你的意见 |
| 508 | So let's go do it. | 因此,让我们去做到这一点。 |
| 509 | Okay, so this is the LeBron James bedding. | 好吧,这是勒布朗詹姆斯的床。 |
| 510 | Do you want to feel the comfort like lay on it? | 你想感觉舒适 就像躺在上面? |
| 511 | Actually, not that worse LeBron was like hugging me like he's hugging the basketball he can | 其实 LeBron不是那么糟糕的 喜欢拥抱我 就像他拥抱篮球一样 |
| 512 | This is every LeBron fans | 这都是雷布朗的粉丝 |
| 513 | Dream, I love that. | 做梦 我喜欢这样 |
| 514 | It also comes with the pillows like the pillows go so | 枕头也来得像枕头一样 |
| 515 | Why you turn towards me | 为什么你转身对我 |
| 516 | You're like turn towards me like you want to cuddle | 你就像对着我一样想抱抱 |
| 517 | Go I feel like I'd sleep like a goat. | 去吧,我觉得我睡得像只山羊 |
| 518 | I feel like I could sleep right now. | 我觉得我现在可以睡觉了 |
| 519 | I'm giving it a five, bro | 我给它一个5,兄弟 |
| 520 | This is definitely a five. | 这绝对是五。 |
| 521 | It's actually comfy bro on to the next one. | 这其实是舒适的兄弟 在下一个。 |
| 522 | This is the basketball hoop laundry hamper | 这是篮球洗衣服的挡板 |
| 523 | Let me tell you about these reviews man. | 让我来告诉你这些评论员 |
| 524 | Denise one star broke within five minutes | 丹妮丝一星在五分钟内破损 |
| 525 | What a waste of money the backboard broke right in half | 真浪费钱 后板折成两半 |
| 526 | Disgusted do not buy how are these people breaking his basketball loops? | 恶心的不买 这些人是如何打破他的篮球圈? |
| 527 | She must have dunked her underwear dude, because there's no way that breaks in five minutes broken in half is insane | 她一定是灌了内衣 因为不可能在5分钟内破碎 一半就疯了 |
| 528 | Let's see if that really happens. | 让我们看看,如果真的发生。 |
| 529 | We're just gonna fill it up with laundry. | 我们要用洗衣装满它 |
| 530 | You got the newest bug squadron. | 你有最新的虫子中队 |
| 531 | How can I not plug it? | 我怎么会不插上它? |
| 532 | It's a laundry shoe. | 这是洗衣鞋 |
| 533 | Okay can hold one | 好吧,可以拿着一个 |
| 534 | Jersey in there another pair of shorts. | 泽西岛又穿了两条短裤 |
| 535 | It's kind of getting full. | 有点饱了 |
| 536 | Yeah, it's only only three things | 对,只有三件事 |
| 537 | This is like a really solid piece. | 这就像一个非常坚实的作品。 |
| 538 | Like how did this split in half? | 就像这个怎么分成两半的? |
| 539 | Alright, let me take a shot actually. | 好吧,让我试试看 |
| 540 | I feel like it's about to break already. | 我觉得快破了 |
| 541 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 542 | It's sagging | 下沉着呢 |
| 543 | It's holding honestly a ton of laundry. | 它真的拿着一吨的洗衣机 |
| 544 | It hasn't broke the backboard is intact. | 它没有打破 背板是完整的。 |
| 545 | Maybe the kid tried to dunk | 也许那孩子想灌篮 |
| 546 | Okay, that might have been what happened that almost toiled your whole weight | 好吧,那可能是发生了什么 几乎让你的体重减轻 |
| 547 | Yeah, I'm also way heavier than any child that has this but it can break. | 是的,我也比任何孩子 拥有这个,但它可以打破。 |
| 548 | Okay, I'm gonna give this product a three star | 好吧,我给这个产品一个三星 |
| 549 | It's not super impressive. | 一点都不令人印象深刻 |
| 550 | It's also not horrible. | 也没什么可怕的 |
| 551 | What are you giving it? | 你要给它什么? |
| 552 | I'm gonna agree with the three | 我会同意三个 |
| 553 | It's not terrible but not worth any more than that these five star next products | 这不可怕,但并不值钱 比这五个明星的下一个产品 |
| 554 | This is the little tykes basketball and soccer court inflatable. | 这是小泰克斯篮球和足球场充气。 |
| 555 | Now this lady had a problem with this thing | 现在这位女士对这件事有意见 |
| 556 | Let me read her review cat lady problems one star boring and the floor is pointless | 让我读她的评语吧 猫女让一个明星厌烦了 地板没意义 |
| 557 | If you think the floor is attached it is not trying to set this up alone was a nightmare | 如果你认为地板是附着的 它不是试图 设置这个单独是一个噩梦 |
| 558 | And I can't understand why they couldn't at least have sewn it all together. | 我无法理解为什么他们不能 至少把它缝在一起。 |
| 559 | So it opened up in all one shot | 所以它打开了一个镜头 |
| 560 | Let's test it. | 试曰. |
| 561 | We're on it right now | 我们马上去办 |
| 562 | I would definitely say the floor is not pointless because it's like a nice surface to step on and it has all the lines of the | 我敢肯定地说,地板不是没有意义的,因为它就像一个不错的表面 踩上去,它有所有的线 |
| 563 | Different sports like you got the middle of a soccer field or a basketball court. | 不同的运动 像你有 足球场或篮球场的中间。 |
| 564 | Obviously the floor does have a point | 显然,地板是有道理的 |
| 565 | We're gonna see if this thing's fun. | 我们要看看这玩意是不是好玩 |
| 566 | So let's play first to three for the first point. | 因此,让我们先打到三为第一分. |
| 567 | It will be soccer | 这将是足球 |
| 568 | I love that. | 我喜欢 |
| 569 | It's soccer and basketball. | 这是足球和篮球。 |
| 570 | Oh | 瓳 |
| 571 | Damn | 该死的 |
| 572 | It's 2-0 we're switching to basketball | 现在是2比0 我们换篮球 |
| 573 | More than 10 minutes of fun. | 十余分钟的乐趣。 |
| 574 | I have only used this thing as an adult, but I absolutely love it | 我虽然是成年人,但绝对喜欢 |
| 575 | You can turn it into a slip-and-slide for more fun | 你可以把它变成滑坡 更好玩 |
| 576 | I imagine 10 year old me I don't know five other friends in here playing a 3v3 soccer or basketball | 我想10岁了 我不认识另外五个朋友 在这里打3V3足球或篮球 |
| 577 | This is fire five star product gotta be fine | 这是火五星产品 应该没问题的 |
| 578 | Thanks Zach for coming on go subscribe to this channel check him out and do you want to see our other basketball videos? | 感谢扎克前来订阅这个频道 检查他,你想看看我们的其他篮球录像吗? |
| 579 | They're popping up you are gonna love this one right here. | 他们正在出现 你会爱上这个在这里。 |
| 580 | We'll see you the next one. | 下一部见. |
| 581 | Peace | 和平 |
| 582 | Yee, Jean, San, Leon | 易,让,桑,里昂 |
| 583 | Leon | 莱昂 |
| 584 | Yee, Jean, San, Leon | 易,让,桑,里昂 |
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