油管精读310：恋爱时，你的器官们是这样的 | 自我提升 |
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| P1 | 油管精读310：恋爱时，你的器官们是这样的 | 自我提升 | | 2:54 |
| P2 | 油管精读310：恋爱时，你的器官们是这样的 | 自我提升 | | 2:54 |
P1 · 油管精读310：恋爱时，你的器官们是这样的 | 自我提升 | 外刊精读 | 中英+文稿 p01 中英 (P1)
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Hey, are you seeing what I'm seeing man? | 嘿,你看见我看到的人吗? |
| 0:02 | I see it, but I don't believe it | 我看见了 但我不相信 |
| 0:05 | It's our partner and she's with someone else kissing each other a French kiss. | 是我们的搭档 她和别人亲吻法国人 |
| 0:09 | Oh, no, no, no now the drama started | 哦,不,不,不 现在戏剧开始 |
| 0:11 | We have to warn the brain. | 我们必须警告大脑。 |
| 0:12 | Let's see. | 让我看看。 |
| 0:13 | Hey there brain. | 嘿,大脑。 |
| 0:14 | Our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 0:17 | sincerely eyes and | 真诚的眼睛和 |
| 0:20 | Here we go | 来了 |
展开字幕全文（62 条）
| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hey, are you seeing what I'm seeing man? | 嘿,你看见我看到的人吗? |
| 2 | I see it, but I don't believe it | 我看见了 但我不相信 |
| 3 | It's our partner and she's with someone else kissing each other a French kiss. | 是我们的搭档 她和别人亲吻法国人 |
| 4 | Oh, no, no, no now the drama started | 哦,不,不,不 现在戏剧开始 |
| 5 | We have to warn the brain. | 我们必须警告大脑。 |
| 6 | Let's see. | 让我看看。 |
| 7 | Hey there brain. | 嘿,大脑。 |
| 8 | Our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 9 | sincerely eyes and | 真诚的眼睛和 |
| 10 | Here we go | 来了 |
| 11 | Now what have we got here our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 12 | Nah | 没有 |
| 13 | That's impossible | 这不可能 |
| 14 | They made a mistake | 他们犯了一个错误 |
| 15 | Take a good look. | 仔细看看 |
| 16 | It must be someone else or maybe it's just a friendly greeting. | 一定是别人 或者只是友好的问候 |
| 17 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 18 | Those two are blind | 那两个是瞎子 |
| 19 | He says to look again that it's impossible, ah great now he thinks he can tell us how to do our job | 他说要再看一看 这是不可能的,啊,太好了 现在他认为他可以告诉我们如何做我们的工作 |
| 20 | But we're still watching it right now | 但是我们现在还在看呢 |
| 21 | She's definitely cheating on us. | 她绝对是在欺骗我们。 |
| 22 | They're still kissing and now they're touching each other | 他们还在接吻 现在又互相摸着 |
| 23 | Let's see | 让我看看 |
| 24 | They're touching each other | 他们互相触摸 |
| 25 | Nah, what a bunch of nonsense. | 胡说八道 |
| 26 | That's impossible. | 这是不可能的。 |
| 27 | Maybe those eyes are Anita some glasses. | 也许那双眼睛是安妮塔的眼镜 |
| 28 | Hey, what the heck? | 嘿,这是什么? |
| 29 | What exactly are you up to over here? | 你们到底想干什么? |
| 30 | I just were you reading my messages again. | 我只是你又读了我的留言。 |
| 31 | That's so | 就是这样 |
| 32 | Disrespectful give me that. | 不尊重的给我。 |
| 33 | Hey, it's not what you think. | 不是你想的那样 |
| 34 | What happened is it just don't believe everything that wait a minute | 发生的事是,它只是不相信 所有等待一分钟 |
| 35 | Is she really cheating on his heart? | 她真的背叛了他的心脏吗? |
| 36 | Hey now don't freak out it could be a mistake mistake you say not if we have 2020 vision get out | 嘿,现在不要惊慌 它可能是一个错误,你说不 如果我们有2020年的愿景 出来 |
| 37 | Alert alert to all systems initiate emergency breakup protocols right now brain | 警告所有系统立即启动紧急断裂协议 |
| 38 | Please listen to me. | 请听我说。 |
| 39 | If you end this relationship now, I'll die. | 如果你现在结束这种关系,我会死。 |
| 40 | You'll kill me brain | 你会杀了我的大脑 |
| 41 | Listen, you say that every time it will hurt a little and you'll break into three pieces | 听着,你说,每次它会伤害 一点点,你会破解成三块 |
| 42 | But you'll be perfectly fine very soon as always no brain. | 但你很快就会好起来的 永远没有大脑 |
| 43 | You don't understand | 你不明白吗? |
| 44 | I love that person if you care about me even a little bit then don't do it. | 我喜欢那个人,如果你关心我 哪怕一点点,那么不要这样做。 |
| 45 | We're breaking up with her | 我们跟她分手了 |
| 46 | now | 现在 |
| 47 | No, this is just so unfair | 不,这太不公平了 |
| 48 | Life without that person is simply meaningless. | 没有这个人的生活毫无意义 |
| 49 | I don't want to pump anymore stop everything | 我不想再把一切停下来了 |
| 50 | It's just too difficult. | 这太难了。 |
| 51 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 52 | I love you | 我爱你 |
| 53 | What's this | 这是什么? |
| 54 | another message from the eyes | 另一条来自眼睛的消息 |
| 55 | Another person is asking for you. | 另一个人在找你 |
| 56 | She's very attractive nice funny stable and has many things in common with you and | 她非常迷人 有趣的稳定, 有很多共同的东西与你和 |
| 57 | This person asked for me | 这个人找我 |
| 58 | My life is the most beautiful thing | 我的生活是最美丽的东西 |
| 59 | How awesome it is to be alive? | 活着有多棒? |
| 60 | How delicious it is to pump all this sweet blood? | 抽这些甜的血有多好吃? |
| 61 | It's so wonderful to exist | 如此美妙的存在 |
| 62 | Here we go | 来了 |
该视频共有字幕 62 条。解锁更多字幕为会员功能，请移动到 价格
P2 · 油管精读310：恋爱时，你的器官们是这样的 | 自我提升 | 外刊精读 | 中英+文稿 p02 英文 (P2)
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Hey, are you seeing what I'm seeing man? | 嘿,你看见我看到的人吗? |
| 0:02 | I see it, but I don't believe it | 我看见了 但我不相信 |
| 0:05 | It's our partner and she's with someone else kissing each other a French kiss. | 是我们的搭档 她和别人亲吻法国人 |
| 0:09 | Oh, no, no, no now the drama started | 哦,不,不,不 现在戏剧开始 |
| 0:11 | We have to warn the brain. | 我们必须警告大脑。 |
| 0:12 | Let's see. | 让我看看。 |
| 0:13 | Hey there brain. | 嘿,大脑。 |
| 0:14 | Our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 0:17 | sincerely eyes and | 真诚的眼睛和 |
| 0:20 | Here we go | 来了 |
展开字幕全文（62 条）
| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hey, are you seeing what I'm seeing man? | 嘿,你看见我看到的人吗? |
| 2 | I see it, but I don't believe it | 我看见了 但我不相信 |
| 3 | It's our partner and she's with someone else kissing each other a French kiss. | 是我们的搭档 她和别人亲吻法国人 |
| 4 | Oh, no, no, no now the drama started | 哦,不,不,不 现在戏剧开始 |
| 5 | We have to warn the brain. | 我们必须警告大脑。 |
| 6 | Let's see. | 让我看看。 |
| 7 | Hey there brain. | 嘿,大脑。 |
| 8 | Our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 9 | sincerely eyes and | 真诚的眼睛和 |
| 10 | Here we go | 来了 |
| 11 | Now what have we got here our partner is cheating on us | 我们的搭档在欺骗我们 |
| 12 | Nah | 没有 |
| 13 | That's impossible | 这不可能 |
| 14 | They made a mistake | 他们犯了一个错误 |
| 15 | Take a good look. | 仔细看看 |
| 16 | It must be someone else or maybe it's just a friendly greeting. | 一定是别人 或者只是友好的问候 |
| 17 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 18 | Those two are blind | 那两个是瞎子 |
| 19 | He says to look again that it's impossible, ah great now he thinks he can tell us how to do our job | 他说要再看一看 这是不可能的,啊,太好了 现在他认为他可以告诉我们如何做我们的工作 |
| 20 | But we're still watching it right now | 但是我们现在还在看呢 |
| 21 | She's definitely cheating on us. | 她绝对是在欺骗我们。 |
| 22 | They're still kissing and now they're touching each other | 他们还在接吻 现在又互相摸着 |
| 23 | Let's see | 让我看看 |
| 24 | They're touching each other | 他们互相触摸 |
| 25 | Nah, what a bunch of nonsense. | 胡说八道 |
| 26 | That's impossible. | 这是不可能的。 |
| 27 | Maybe those eyes are Anita some glasses. | 也许那双眼睛是安妮塔的眼镜 |
| 28 | Hey, what the heck? | 嘿,这是什么? |
| 29 | What exactly are you up to over here? | 你们到底想干什么? |
| 30 | I just were you reading my messages again. | 我只是你又读了我的留言。 |
| 31 | That's so | 就是这样 |
| 32 | Disrespectful give me that. | 不尊重的给我。 |
| 33 | Hey, it's not what you think. | 不是你想的那样 |
| 34 | What happened is it just don't believe everything that wait a minute | 发生的事是,它只是不相信 所有等待一分钟 |
| 35 | Is she really cheating on his heart? | 她真的背叛了他的心脏吗? |
| 36 | Hey now don't freak out it could be a mistake mistake you say not if we have 2020 vision get out | 嘿,现在不要惊慌 它可能是一个错误,你说不 如果我们有2020年的愿景 出来 |
| 37 | Alert alert to all systems initiate emergency breakup protocols right now brain | 警告所有系统立即启动紧急断裂协议 |
| 38 | Please listen to me. | 请听我说。 |
| 39 | If you end this relationship now, I'll die. | 如果你现在结束这种关系,我会死。 |
| 40 | You'll kill me brain | 你会杀了我的大脑 |
| 41 | Listen, you say that every time it will hurt a little and you'll break into three pieces | 听着,你说,每次它会伤害 一点点,你会破解成三块 |
| 42 | But you'll be perfectly fine very soon as always no brain. | 但你很快就会好起来的 永远没有大脑 |
| 43 | You don't understand | 你不明白吗? |
| 44 | I love that person if you care about me even a little bit then don't do it. | 我喜欢那个人,如果你关心我 哪怕一点点,那么不要这样做。 |
| 45 | We're breaking up with her | 我们跟她分手了 |
| 46 | now | 现在 |
| 47 | No, this is just so unfair | 不,这太不公平了 |
| 48 | Life without that person is simply meaningless. | 没有这个人的生活毫无意义 |
| 49 | I don't want to pump anymore stop everything | 我不想再把一切停下来了 |
| 50 | It's just too difficult. | 这太难了。 |
| 51 | I love you. | 我爱你 |
| 52 | I love you | 我爱你 |
| 53 | What's this | 这是什么? |
| 54 | another message from the eyes | 另一条来自眼睛的消息 |
| 55 | Another person is asking for you. | 另一个人在找你 |
| 56 | She's very attractive nice funny stable and has many things in common with you and | 她非常迷人 有趣的稳定, 有很多共同的东西与你和 |
| 57 | This person asked for me | 这个人找我 |
| 58 | My life is the most beautiful thing | 我的生活是最美丽的东西 |
| 59 | How awesome it is to be alive? | 活着有多棒? |
| 60 | How delicious it is to pump all this sweet blood? | 抽这些甜的血有多好吃? |
| 61 | It's so wonderful to exist | 如此美妙的存在 |
| 62 | Here we go | 来了 |
该视频共有字幕 62 条。解锁更多字幕为会员功能，请移动到 价格