爆笑开场！看SNL卡司如何把“共和党中期选举广告”变成荒诞政
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Are we ready to shoot? | 我们准备好开枪了吗? |
| 0:03 | Oh, yes ma'am. | 哦,是的,长官。 |
| 0:04 | Everyone's here. | 大家都来了 |
| 0:04 | Okay, good. | 好吧,不错。 |
| 0:08 | The midterm polling is looking bleak, and hopefully these ad spots will get the base | 中期民意测验看起来很暗 希望这些广告片能占到基础 |
| 0:13 | excited. | 兴奋。 |
| 0:14 | Well, hey, if these Republican heavy hitters can't do it, no one can. | 如果这些共和党重击者不能做到这一点,就没人可以了. |
| 0:17 | Why don't we start off with the Secretary of State? | 为甚么不从大臣起. |
| 0:19 | We're ready for you, Mr. Rubio. | 我们准备好了,鲁比奥先生。 |
| 0:22 | Oh, please call me little Marco. | 请叫我小马可 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Are we ready to shoot? | 我们准备好开枪了吗? |
| 2 | Oh, yes ma'am. | 哦,是的,长官。 |
| 3 | Everyone's here. | 大家都来了 |
| 4 | Okay, good. | 好吧,不错。 |
| 5 | The midterm polling is looking bleak, and hopefully these ad spots will get the base | 中期民意测验看起来很暗 希望这些广告片能占到基础 |
| 6 | excited. | 兴奋。 |
| 7 | Well, hey, if these Republican heavy hitters can't do it, no one can. | 如果这些共和党重击者不能做到这一点,就没人可以了. |
| 8 | Why don't we start off with the Secretary of State? | 为甚么不从大臣起. |
| 9 | We're ready for you, Mr. Rubio. | 我们准备好了,鲁比奥先生。 |
| 10 | Oh, please call me little Marco. | 请叫我小马可 |
| 11 | Oh, of course. | 当然 |
| 12 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 13 | You know, we really need your help with the Latina voters. | 你知道,我们真的需要你 帮助拉丁裔选民。 |
| 14 | So whenever you're ready, sir, okay? | 所以,当你准备好了,先生,好吗? |
| 15 | And action. | 行动 |
| 16 | 你好,还有Hola. | |
| 17 | Midterm elections are almost upon us. | 我们即将举行中期选举。 |
| 18 | I have a message for my fellow Spanish speakers about President Trump. | 我给我的西班牙语发言者们发了一条关于特朗普总统的信息。 |
| 19 | 谢谢你和Gracias。 | |
| 20 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 21 | I don't know what you said, but that sounded great. | 我不知道你说什么 但听起来很棒 |
| 22 | My pleasure. | 我的荣幸 |
| 23 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 24 | Okay, now next we have someone who will really get the base excited. | 好吧,现在我们有一个人 谁会真正让基地兴奋。 |
| 25 | Mr. Vice President. | 副总统先生 |
| 26 | You rang? | 你打电话了? |
| 27 | Yes. | 对 |
| 28 | Could you go in the hall and get the next person? | 你能去大厅找下一个人吗? |
| 29 | Oh, you don't want me to do one, or? | 哦,你不希望我做一个,还是? |
| 30 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 31 | Got it. | 明白吗? |
| 32 | Okay, we need this next guy to get the Reagan Republicans out to the polls, okay? | 好吧,我们需要下一个家伙 让里根共和党人去投票,好吗? |
| 33 | Oh, Senator. | 参议员 |
| 34 | Great. | 不错 |
| 35 | Thank you for making the time, okay? | 谢谢你抽出时间,好吗? |
| 36 | All right, now, whenever you're ready, Senator. | 好吧,现在,当你准备好了,参议员。 |
| 37 | All right, and action. | 好了,开始行动 |
| 38 | And action. | 行动 |
| 39 | Anytime, sir, and action. | 随时待命 先生 行动 |
| 40 | Oh, okay. | 哦,还好。 |
| 41 | He's signed. | 他签了名 |
| 42 | Very cool. | 慌 |
| 43 | And say the line. | 而说行. |
| 44 | Live from New York. | 纽约现场直播. |
| 45 | No, no, no, no, no. | No二别显. |
| 46 | Not yet. | 还没 |
| 47 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 48 | Thank you, Senator. | 谢谢,参议员 |
| 49 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 50 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 51 | Um, so I'd really like to do one. | 嗯,所以我真的很想做一个。 |
| 52 | I just don't see what that would do. | 我只是不明白这有什么用。 |
| 53 | No. | 没有 |
| 54 | Hey, in two years, I might be president. | 嘿,两年后,我可能是总统。 |
| 55 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 56 | Okay, he is funny. | 好吧,他很好笑,他很聪明 |
| 57 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 58 | All right, go ahead, Mr. Vice President. | 好吧,继续,副总统先生 |
| 59 | Give it a shot. | 试一试. |
| 60 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 61 | Sparkle. | 闪闪发光。 |
| 62 | Sparkle sunshine. | 闪亮的阳光 |
| 63 | Cut. | 切开。 |
| 64 | I'm JD Vance. | 我是万斯JD,你好吗? |
| 65 | And cut. | 和切开。 |
| 66 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 67 | We got it. | 我们得到了它。 |
| 68 | Thank you so much. | 非常感谢 |
| 69 | Super star. | 超级明星. |
| 70 | Nice. | 不错 |
| 71 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 72 | Oh, this is not going to work. | 哦,这是行不通的。 |
| 73 | I mean, don't we have anyone who can connect with voters and isn't a liability? | 我的意思是,我们没有谁 谁可以联系选民 而不是一个责任? |
| 74 | No. | 没有 |
| 75 | But you got me. | 但你让我。 |
| 76 | VF主厨. | |
| 77 | It's a lot. | 甚处来. |
| 78 | Cut the track. | 截断轨迹. |
| 79 | And everyone calm down. | 大家冷静下来 |
| 80 | 这是B -R -O。 | |
| 81 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 82 | Spider-Man's new non-alcoholic bitch beer. | 蜘蛛侠的新非酒精性婊子啤酒. |
| 83 | What's up, schlong donkeys? | 怎么了,蠢驴? |
| 84 | Now listen up, okay? | 听着,好吗? |
| 85 | Because I need all you patriots at home to do the gayest thing ever and vote. | 因为我需要你们所有在家里的爱国者 做有史以来最同志的事,投票。 |
| 86 | Thanks to me, the military finally has its priorities and sexuality straight. | 多亏了我 军方终于把重点和性问题摆平了 |
| 87 | Our warriors all have high T testosterone. | 我们的战士都有高睾丸酮 |
| 88 | Yeah, I'm talking muscles, huge veins, throbbing, balls, gone. | 是的,我说的是肌肉, 巨大的血管, 抽筋,球,走了。 |
| 89 | And we're religious now. | 我们现在是虔诚的。 |
| 90 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 91 | I'm putting God back in war and it's working. | 我让上帝回到战争中,它的工作。 |
| 92 | Our soldiers are praying a lot more than they used to. | 我们的士兵比以前祈祷的要多得多 |
| 93 | I'm always hearing them say, dear God, why? | 我总是听到他们说,亲爱的上帝,为什么? |
| 94 | And now finally, to show you how tough I am, I'm going to do some weird slam poetry for you. | 最后,为了向大家展示我有多坚强, 我要为你做一些怪异的诗歌。 |
| 95 | Can I get some bongos? | 来点鸡尾酒吗? |
| 96 | No weak. | 不虚弱. |
| 97 | No woke. | 没有醒来。 |
| 98 | 没有DEI。 | |
| 99 | No guy on guy. | 没有男的 |
| 100 | No fatsoes. | 没有肥皂。 |
| 101 | No fuggos. | 没有乌龟。 |
| 102 | No camel toes. | 无骆驼趾. |
| 103 | No weirdos. | 没有怪人。 |
| 104 | No beardos. | 没有胡子。 |
| 105 | 没有Jills谁成为Joes。 | |
| 106 | In conclusion, vote, I guess. | 最后,我想是投票 |
| 107 | And remember, even if you're stationed overseas, you can still vote by mail, | 记住,即使你驻扎在海外, 你仍然可以通过邮件投票, |
| 108 | which is the only by mail I'm cool with. | 这是唯一的邮递 我很酷。 |
| 109 | Hey, Seth, out. | 嘿,赛斯,出去。 |
| 110 | Weirdly might work. | 奇怪地也许有用。 |
| 111 | I think we're done. | 我想我们结束了。 |
| 112 | Wrong. | 错. |
| 113 | Let me cook. | 让我做饭。 |
| 114 | Okay, sure, Mr. President. | 好的,总统先生 |
| 115 | Go ahead. | 来吧。 |
| 116 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 117 | I'm President Trump and I approve this ramble. | 我是特朗普总统 我同意这个套话 |
| 118 | We're getting bald out there. | 我们要秃头了 |
| 119 | But not for long because I have a solution. | 但不会太久,因为我有一个解决方案。 |
| 120 | If the Republicans win, I'll give everyone $5,000 and that is not a bribe | 如果共和党赢了,我给大家五千元,那不是贿赂 |
| 121 | because I have no intention of following through on that promise. | 因为我不打算履行这一承诺。 |
| 122 | So just pretend I'm on the ballot, okay? | 假装我在选票上 好吗? |
| 123 | You have to use something called imagination. | 你必须用一种叫做想象力的东西 |
| 124 | Imagination makes a magination. | 妄想造作调伏. |
| 125 | Wow, that's pretty good. | 哇,这是相当不错的。 |
| 126 | I can already see that written on the back of an obese woman's booty shorts | 肥胖女人的靴子短裤背面写的 |
| 127 | and dirty, disgusting Myrtle Beach. | 和肮脏,恶心的Myrtle海滩。 |
| 128 | What a hellhole this country is. | 这个国家真够惨的 |
| 129 | It's full of awful people. | 到处都是可怕的人 |
| 130 | So I know it's hard, but please vote for Republicans, okay? | 我知道这很难 但请投票给共和党 好吗? |
| 131 | And yes, that includes creepy Ken Paxton down there in Texas. | 是的 包括德克萨斯州令人毛骨悚然的肯·帕克斯顿 |
| 132 | God damn, I hate that guy. | 该死的,我讨厌那家伙。 |
| 133 | Look at that. | 看看这个。 |
| 134 | I don't know why. | 我不知道为什么。 |
| 135 | I don't like him. | 我不喜欢他 |
| 136 | I do actually. | 我其实是 |
| 137 | It's his eye. | 这是他的眼睛。 |
| 138 | Hate that eye. | 讨厌那只眼睛 |
| 139 | You can't say that kind of thing anymore, but I can and I do all the time. | 你不能再说那种话了 但我可以做 我总是做 |
| 140 | Remember this one? | 记得这个吗? |
| 141 | Oh, fine. | 哦,没事。 |
| 142 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 143 | What are you going to do about it? | 你打算怎么办? |
| 144 | All right, hi. | 好吧,嗨,你好吗? |
| 145 | Well, Mr. President, that was great. | 总统先生,那太好了 |
| 146 | And while we have you, would you mind recording a victory message | 当我们有你的时候 你介意录下胜利的消息吗? |
| 147 | in case we win the midterms? | 以防我们赢得中期赛? |
| 148 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 149 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 150 | We won. | 我们赢了。 |
| 151 | Nobody has ever won so much before. | 以前没人赢过这么多 |
| 152 | Great. | 不错 |
| 153 | And then can we get one just in case we lose? | 然后,我们能得到一个 只是以防我们输了? |
| 154 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 155 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 156 | We won. | 我们赢了。 |
| 157 | And live from New York, it's Sidney! | 住在纽约,是西德尼! |
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