赢了是因为我，输了都怪加拿大！这段模仿特朗普的中期选举演讲，
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | My fellow Americans tonight we await the results of the midterms | 今晚的美国同胞们 我们等待中期结果 |
| 0:04 | But I already know we won because I treated these midterms the same way I treated midterms in school | 但我已经知道我们赢了 因为我对待这些期中成绩 和对待学校期中成绩一样 |
| 0:10 | I cheated right? | 我欺骗了对不对? |
| 0:11 | I cheated | 我骗人了 |
| 0:13 | I am the president so the buck or in my case the meme coin stops here | 我是总统,所以要钱,要钱,要钱,要钱就钱,钱就在这 |
| 0:17 | It does I told people to vote for me even though my name isn't on the ballot | 虽然我的名字不在选票上,我还是告诉人们要投给我 |
| 0:22 | So if we win tonight, it's because of me and only me and if we lose it's because of | 所以,如果我们今晚赢了, 是因为我,只有我,如果我们输了,是因为 |
| 0:28 | Canada I | 加拿大 |
| 0:30 | Warned Canada to stop interfering in our election. | 警告加拿大停止干涉我们的选举。 |
| 0:33 | They are sharing intelligence and I don't mean spy stuff | 他们分享情报,我不是间谍 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | My fellow Americans tonight we await the results of the midterms | 今晚的美国同胞们 我们等待中期结果 |
| 2 | But I already know we won because I treated these midterms the same way I treated midterms in school | 但我已经知道我们赢了 因为我对待这些期中成绩 和对待学校期中成绩一样 |
| 3 | I cheated right? | 我欺骗了对不对? |
| 4 | I cheated | 我骗人了 |
| 5 | I am the president so the buck or in my case the meme coin stops here | 我是总统,所以要钱,要钱,要钱,要钱就钱,钱就在这 |
| 6 | It does I told people to vote for me even though my name isn't on the ballot | 虽然我的名字不在选票上,我还是告诉人们要投给我 |
| 7 | So if we win tonight, it's because of me and only me and if we lose it's because of | 所以,如果我们今晚赢了, 是因为我,只有我,如果我们输了,是因为 |
| 8 | Canada I | 加拿大 |
| 9 | Warned Canada to stop interfering in our election. | 警告加拿大停止干涉我们的选举。 |
| 10 | They are sharing intelligence and I don't mean spy stuff | 他们分享情报,我不是间谍 |
| 11 | I mean, they're using common sense and big words | 我的意思是,他们使用常识和大字 |
| 12 | Mark Carney says there is no merit to my claims, but I spoke to my friends Putin and Kim Jong-un and they agree with me | 马克·卡尼说,我的说法没有道理,但我和我的朋友普京和金正恩谈过,他们同意我的看法。 |
| 13 | Canada is the most dangerous place on earth | 加拿大是地球上最危险的地方 |
| 14 | Canadians are saying they don't really have any influence | 加拿大人说他们真的没有影响力 |
| 15 | But believe me when I meet with Republicans in Texas or Kansas, the first thing they say to me is sir | 但相信我 当我在德克萨斯州或堪萨斯州会见共和党人时 他们对我说的第一句话是长官 |
| 16 | What do Melanie Jolie and Doug Ford think about this? | 梅兰妮·乔莉和道格·福特对此有什么看法? |
| 17 | We will not stand for foreign interference unless it's from China or Russia | 除非来自中国或俄罗斯 否则我们不会支持外国干涉 |
| 18 | We will not be intimidated by our neighbors intimidating our neighbors is our thing | 我们不会被邻居恐吓 恐吓邻居是我们的事 |
| 19 | Republican operatives were on the ground in Alberta to help this separatist campaign and Alberta separatists met with US State Department officials | 共和党特工在艾伯塔现场协助这场分裂运动,艾伯塔分离主义者与美国国务院官员会面 |
| 20 | And I congratulated BC's new premier the big conservative win and praise the new sovereignist premier of Quebec | 我祝贺BC的新首映 大保守派获胜 并称赞魁北克的新君主主义首映 |
| 21 | But that's my interference don't interfere with my interference | 但这是我的干涉 不干扰我的干涉 |
| 22 | You need me if it wasn't for me in my tariffs | 如果不是因为我,你需要我 |
| 23 | Interfering Mark Carney would never be governor of Canada | 干涉马克・卡尼永远不会是加拿大的总督 |
| 24 | American interference is the best thing to ever happen to you | 美国干涉是最好的事情 发生在你身上 |
| 25 | But just because I do something doesn't make it okay for you to do it ask yourself | 但因为我做了一些事 让你做不好吗? |
| 26 | Would you want to be cut doing anything I'm doing you should be ashamed of yourselves for doing what I do, Canada | 你想被砍吗 做我做的事 你应该为我做的事感到羞耻 加拿大 |
| 27 | So stay out of the election. | 所以别参加选举 |
| 28 | It's the only way to mega make America go away | 这是让美国消失的唯一办法 |
| 29 | Anything from Canada except the one thing I need the most someone to blame for losing | 除了我最需要的一件事之外 任何来自加拿大的东西 |
| 30 | Thank You Canada | 谢谢加拿大 |
| 31 | I love you Canada | 我爱你,加拿大 |
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