吉米秀爆笑吐槽：面对全美“蓝色海啸”，“跛脚鸭”特朗普将责任
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Well, I'll tell you what, it's always pretty sunny here, | 我告诉你 这里总是很阳光 |
| 0:18 | but things are feeling a little extra sunny after last night. | 但昨晚过后 感觉有点阳光 |
| 0:25 | People are in a good mood. | 人们心情很好 |
| 0:27 | Last night, America treated Donald Trump | 昨晚美国对待唐纳德·特朗普 |
| 0:29 | like he was the East Wing of the White House. | 就像他是白宫的东翼 |
| 0:34 | We did it, transgender for everyone. | 我们成功了 变性人 |
| 0:38 | I sent my son and daughter to school today. | 我今送儿女入学. |
| 0:40 | They came home, my daughter and son. | 他们回来了,我的女儿和儿子。 |
| 0:44 | Now, I've heard a lot of dramatic descriptions | 现在,我听到很多戏剧性的描述 |
| 0:46 | of what happened last night, a lot of hyperbole. | 昨晚发生的事情 有很多夸张 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Well, I'll tell you what, it's always pretty sunny here, | 我告诉你 这里总是很阳光 |
| 2 | but things are feeling a little extra sunny after last night. | 但昨晚过后 感觉有点阳光 |
| 3 | People are in a good mood. | 人们心情很好 |
| 4 | Last night, America treated Donald Trump | 昨晚美国对待唐纳德·特朗普 |
| 5 | like he was the East Wing of the White House. | 就像他是白宫的东翼 |
| 6 | We did it, transgender for everyone. | 我们成功了 变性人 |
| 7 | I sent my son and daughter to school today. | 我今送儿女入学. |
| 8 | They came home, my daughter and son. | 他们回来了,我的女儿和儿子。 |
| 9 | Now, I've heard a lot of dramatic descriptions | 现在,我听到很多戏剧性的描述 |
| 10 | of what happened last night, a lot of hyperbole. | 昨晚发生的事情 有很多夸张 |
| 11 | But no one weirdly put it better than, believe it or not, | 但没人比信不信由你 |
| 12 | the soon-to-be-former governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis. | 即将成为佛罗里达州长的罗恩·德桑蒂斯 |
| 13 | Last night, we witnessed, to call it a wave, | 昨天晚上,我们目睹了, 称之为波, |
| 14 | I don't think would be fully accurate. | 我不认为会完全准确。 |
| 15 | It's the political equivalent of a meteor strike. | 其政治性相当于流星打击. |
| 16 | This is close to an extinction-level event | 这接近灭绝级事件 |
| 17 | for Republicans in many parts of the country, | 对于全国许多地方的共和党人, |
| 18 | as we have seen probably in the last 100 years. | 正如我们在过去100年里所看到的那样。 |
| 19 | So like boots, but it was a meteor. | 和靴子一样,但它是一个流星。 |
| 20 | I feel like that was Ron's way of getting Trump | 我觉得这是罗恩得到特朗普的方法 |
| 21 | back for calling him Meatball. | 回来叫他肉丸。 |
| 22 | Whether it was a blue wave or a blue nami or a blue cocky, | 不管是蓝色的波浪 还是蓝色的南米 还是蓝色的自大 |
| 23 | Donald Trump blew it last night. | 唐纳德·特朗普昨晚搞砸了 |
| 24 | This is one of the headlines. | 这是头条新闻之一。 |
| 25 | Trump is watching Fox News, and he is not thrilled, | 特朗普在看福克斯新闻 他并不激动 |
| 26 | which is surprising, because I was watching Fox News too, | 这很令人惊讶 因为我也在看福克斯新闻 |
| 27 | and it was the most I've enjoyed watching it, I think, ever. | 这是我最喜欢看的,我想,永远。 |
| 28 | Very pleasurable experience. | 非常愉快的经历。 |
| 29 | It's so much fun to see all these parasites | 看到这些寄生虫真有趣 |
| 30 | in the right-wing media scrambling to explain | 在右翼媒体 匆匆解释 |
| 31 | why this terrible thing happened to our dear leader. | 为什么这可怕的事情发生在 我们亲爱的领袖身上。 |
| 32 | I think the American people forgot about the good policy, | 我认为美国人民忘记了好的政策 |
| 33 | maybe listened to the lying media on the other side. | 也许听了对方的谎言媒体。 |
| 34 | The mainstream media has people brainwashed 100%. | 主流媒体百度洗脑. |
| 35 | I think that it was simply an angry, | 我想这只是一个愤怒, |
| 36 | somewhat schizophrenic reaction. | 某种精神分裂反应 |
| 37 | I mean, I can make the argument in my home state of Texas | 我的意思是,我可以在家乡的德克萨斯州争论 |
| 38 | that a lot of people from California, from New York, | 很多人来自加州, 来自纽约, |
| 39 | moved to my state, and that's part of the reason why. | 迁居我州,这也是原因之一. |
| 40 | It closed the borders, which is what people wanted, | 它关闭了边境 这是人们想要的 |
| 41 | and that, in some sense, Mr. Trump was too successful. | 从某种意义上说,特朗普先生太成功了 |
| 42 | The problem is that he has solved virtually | 问题是他几乎解决了 |
| 43 | all of the major problems we have that elected him. | 我们选举他的所有重大问题 |
| 44 | An Olympic medalist cannot transfer his gold | 奥运会奖牌得主不能转让金牌 |
| 45 | to the runner behind him. | 给后面的跑者 |
| 46 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 47 | I don't know, Kellyanne. | 我不知道,凯莉安 |
| 48 | That's a nice metaphor, but I'm not sure that's true, | 这是一个很好的比喻, 但我不确定这是真的, |
| 49 | because I know a guy who accepted a Nobel Peace Prize | 因为我认识一个接受诺贝尔和平奖的人 |
| 50 | he didn't even win. | 他甚至都没赢 |
| 51 | It was a very bad night, a very good night for the left. | 这是一个非常糟糕的夜晚, 一个非常好的夜晚左边。 |
| 52 | After a decade of getting Trumped, | 在被特朗普陷害十年之后 |
| 53 | Democrats are energized. | 民主党充满活力. |
| 54 | There's hope, there's excitement. | 有希望,有兴奋。 |
| 55 | In some cases, maybe a little too much excitement. | 在某些情况下,也许太兴奋了 |
| 56 | I'm staying in the race. | 我留在比赛中。 |
| 57 | I actually like his chances now. | 我真的喜欢他的机会了 |
| 58 | Trump spent the morning shoveling around | 特朗普早上到处打扫 |
| 59 | in his underwear, sadly dancing alone to YMCA. | 穿着内衣 独自跳舞给基督教青年会 |
| 60 | The White House tweeted this at 8.30 AM. | 白宫早上8点30分发了推特 |
| 61 | PSA, Trump is still your president. | PSA,特朗普仍然是你的总统. |
| 62 | It looks like he's trying to pass a McGriddle | 看来他想通过麦格利多 |
| 63 | to his lower intestine, but he's still our president. | 但他还是我们的总统 |
| 64 | And in the face of defeat, he is doing what he does best, | 面对失败 他正在做他最擅长的事 |
| 65 | blaming everyone other than him. | 责怪除了他以外的所有人 |
| 66 | He took shots at the governor of Texas, | 他向德州州长开枪 |
| 67 | grabbed a habit, he called him a rhino, | 抓住一个习惯,他叫他犀牛, |
| 68 | he went after Fox News for their coverage, | 他去找福克斯新闻报道 |
| 69 | and then he absolved himself of all responsibility. | 然后他免除了一切责任 |
| 70 | He wrote, I wasn't on the ballot, and if I was, | 他写道,我没有在选票上, 如果我是, |
| 71 | we would have won in a landslide. | 我们会在滑坡中获胜的 |
| 72 | Oh, shut up. | 哦,闭嘴。 |
| 73 | Just shut up. | 闭嘴 |
| 74 | Please, just give us a break for one day | 拜托,放我们一天假吧 |
| 75 | and shut that ridiculous mouth. | 闭上那可笑的嘴 |
| 76 | You are such a spoiled child. | 你真是个被宠坏的孩子 |
| 77 | Did you ever learn anything about manners | 你学过礼貌吗? |
| 78 | or sportsmanship or simple common decency? | 还是运动风度还是普通的体面? |
| 79 | Nothing is ever your fault. | 没有什么是你的错。 |
| 80 | Every Republican, pretty much everywhere, | 每个共和党人,几乎到处都是, |
| 81 | everywhere but the deepest of the deep Red Sea, lost. | 除了深红海最深处 到处都是,都迷路了 |
| 82 | That's not because of you. | 这不是因为你。 |
| 83 | All your big hand-picked candidates lost. | 所有你挑选的大候选人都输了 |
| 84 | You picked Darlene Graham to run the South Carolina, | 你选达琳·格雷厄姆管理南卡罗莱纳州 |
| 85 | you ran Tom Tillis out of the Senate, | 你把汤姆·提利斯赶出参议院 |
| 86 | you backed that pathetic Ken Paxson in Texas, | 你在德克萨斯州支持那个可怜的肯·帕克森 |
| 87 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}你全上了布拉马斯瓦米 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080} | |
| 88 | in his disgusting campaign ad, | 在他的恶心的竞选广告, |
| 89 | and if you hadn't picked Mr. Charisma JD Vance | 如果你没有选查里斯马先生 |
| 90 | to be your vice president, | 作为你的副总统, |
| 91 | Republicans would still have that Senate seat | 共和党人仍然拥有参议院的席位 |
| 92 | they lost in Ohio last night, | 他们昨晚在俄亥俄州输了 |
| 93 | but if you were on the ballot, | 但如果你在选票上, |
| 94 | you would have won in a landslide. | 你会在滑坡中获胜的 |
| 95 | That is such crap. | 简直是胡扯 |
| 96 | You were on the ballot. | 你在选票上。 |
| 97 | You're like dog hair. | 你就像狗的头发。 |
| 98 | You're on everything. | 所有事情都由你负责 |
| 99 | You divided this country like no one ever divided it before. | 你瓜分了这个国家 像以前没有人瓜分过一样 |
| 100 | The only time you ever brought us together was yesterday | 你让我们在一起的唯一一次是昨天 |
| 101 | when we all teamed up to get rid of you. | 我们联手除掉你 |
| 102 | To all those Republicans who voted for him the first time | 对所有第一次投给他的共和党人 |
| 103 | and then the second time and the third time | 然后第二次和第三次 |
| 104 | that decided yesterday I've had enough, thank you. | 昨天我受够了 谢谢 |
| 105 | It's hard to admit you made a mistake. | 很难承认你犯了错 |
| 106 | Good for you for doing that. | 对你有好处 |
| 107 | And for all those ass kissers and cowards | 对于那些混蛋和懦夫 |
| 108 | who stood behind him and nodded while he said and did | 站在他身后,并点头说: |
| 109 | all this crazy stuff that you knew was crazy | 这些疯狂的东西,你知道是疯狂的 |
| 110 | because you were too scared to say anything. | 因为你太害怕 不敢说什么。 |
| 111 | Now you see he has no loyalty to anyone other than himself. | 现在你看他除了他自己之外,对任何人没有忠诚. |
| 112 | He isn't just gonna throw you under the bus. | 他不会把你扔到巴士底下的 |
| 113 | He's gonna drive it. | 他会开的 |
| 114 | He's gonna run you over and then put the bus in reverse | 他会碾死你 然后把公交车倒车 |
| 115 | and do it again. | 再来一次 |
| 116 | He's gonna go backwards and forward over your body | 他会在你身体上往后走 |
| 117 | until you are silly putty on the road | 直到你在路上变得愚蠢 |
| 118 | because he cannot admit that anything is his fault. | 因为他不能承认任何事都是他的错 |
| 119 | I wish his parents were alive today | 我希望他父母今天还活着 |
| 120 | so we could put them in jail | 所以我们可以把他们关进监狱 |
| 121 | for what they did to him and to us. | 他们对他和我们做了什么 |
| 122 | I'm sure it was a super fun night | 我敢肯定,这是一个超级有趣的夜晚 |
| 123 | for everybody at the White House. | 给白宫的所有人 |
| 124 | He was flailing. | 他在发抖 |
| 125 | This is crazy. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 126 | So last night, Politico had a live show. | 昨晚,波利蒂科现场演出 |
| 127 | They're going through the midterm results | 他们正在通过中期结果 |
| 128 | and one of their writers, Dasha Burns, | 他们的一位作家达莎·伯恩斯, |
| 129 | decides, I got Donald Trump's phone number. | 决定,我有唐纳德·特朗普的电话号码。 |
| 130 | Let's call and see if he picks up. | 我们打个电话看看他有没有接电话 |
| 131 | Let's try to call the president. | 让我们试着打电话给总统。 |
| 132 | I think it's time. | 我想是时候了 |
| 133 | We've been talking about him. | 我们一直在谈论他 |
| 134 | Let's see if he picks up. | 看看他有没有接 |
| 135 | There's back. | 有归. |
| 136 | Hi, may I ask who's calling? | 嗨,我可以问 谁打电话? |
| 137 | Hi, this is Dasha Burns with Politico. | 嗨,这是达莎・伯恩斯与政治家。 |
| 138 | And in taxes. | 及税中. |
| 139 | One moment, please. | 请稍等 |
| 140 | The Democratic state representative, Jayden- | 民主党州代表,杰登... |
| 141 | Hi, Dasha. | 嗨,达莎。 |
| 142 | How are you? | 你好吗? |
| 143 | Hey, Mr. President. | 总统先生 |
| 144 | I'm doing well. | 我做得不错。 |
| 145 | I'm just wondering, what's your message? | 我只是想知道,你有什么消息吗? |
| 146 | What do you think happened with your party tonight? | 你觉得今晚的派对怎么样? |
| 147 | I wasn't on the ballot | 我没有参加投票 |
| 148 | and we didn't get the people out, | 我们没有救人出来, |
| 149 | but I wasn't on the ballot. | 但我没有参加投票 |
| 150 | If I was on the ballot, we would have won. | 如果我在选票上,我们就赢了。 |
| 151 | We would have won it all very easily. | 我们本来可以轻松地赢得一切 |
| 152 | Once again, the buck stops with everyone else. | 再说一次,这钱和别人一样 |
| 153 | For a guy who hates the fake news, | 对于一个讨厌假新闻的人来说 |
| 154 | it sure is easy for them to get him on the telephone. | 他们用电话接他肯定很容易 |
| 155 | Just sitting at home answering calls from whoever. | 只是坐在家里接任何人的电话 |
| 156 | He also phoned into Fox News | 他还打电话到福克斯新闻 |
| 157 | to complain about some polls he didn't like. | 抱怨他不喜欢的民调 |
| 158 | And keep in mind, he's complaining about these polls | 记住,他抱怨这些民调 |
| 159 | after the election is over. | 大选结束后 |
| 160 | I shouldn't say this, but Abraham Lincoln was at 8%. | 我不该这么说 但亚伯拉罕·林肯只有8% |
| 161 | Ronald Reagan was at 13%. | 罗纳德·里根是13%。 |
| 162 | And Trump was at like 54%. | 而特朗普则高达54%. |
| 163 | And then I read at Fox that I'm not popular. | 然后我在福克斯读到 我不流行。 |
| 164 | You know, I mean, the Fox polls are terrible. | 你知道,我的意思是, 福克斯的民调是可怕的。 |
| 165 | You ought to get yourself a good pollster | 你应该找个好投票员 |
| 166 | because your pollster's the worst. | 因为你的民调最差 |
| 167 | But tonight, actually, the results are pretty close | 但今晚,实际上,结果相当接近 |
| 168 | to what the Fox polls showed. | 福克斯的民调显示。 |
| 169 | Well, I don't know about that. | 嗯,我不知道这一点。 |
| 170 | I can just tell you about speaking for myself. | 我可以告诉你关于自己说的话 |
| 171 | Hey, Lincoln, was that 8%? | 嘿,林肯,那是8%吗? |
| 172 | They have polls? | 他们有民调吗? |
| 173 | When Abe, you know what? | 当安倍,你知道吗? |
| 174 | That was back when the Gallup poll was conducted on a horse. | 当时盖洛普的民意调查是在马身上进行的. |
| 175 | After all the whining about election fraud, | 在抱怨选举舞弊之后 |
| 176 | Trump told the New York Times he will accept the results, | 特朗普告诉纽约时报他会接受结果, |
| 177 | which, how is this even news? | 这又是怎么回事? |
| 178 | You'll accept the results. | 你会接受结果的 |
| 179 | Oh, thank you, how gracious. | 哦,谢谢你,多么仁慈。 |
| 180 | Results are not for you to accept or reject. | 结局不是你们所能接受的,也不是你们所能拒绝的。 |
| 181 | They are results. | 它们是结果。 |
| 182 | Like, could you imagine this? | 你能想象吗? |
| 183 | Spurs say they will accept loss to Knicks in NBA finals. | Spurs说他们会在NBA总决赛中接受尼克斯的损失. |
| 184 | No, they don't have to accept it. | 不,他们不用接受 |
| 185 | It's the score. | 是分数. |
| 186 | Trump is still contesting the results | 特朗普仍在质疑结果 |
| 187 | of Eric's paternity test. | 埃里克的亲子鉴定 |
| 188 | Has never failed at anything. | 从来没有失败过 |
| 189 | Here's a thing I hope we learn from this. | 我希望我们能从中吸取教训 |
| 190 | Donald Trump doesn't care about the Republican Party. | 唐纳德·特朗普不在乎共和党. |
| 191 | He was a Democrat. | 他是民主党人 |
| 192 | It wasn't really a Democrat. | 这不是真正的民主党。 |
| 193 | Then became a Republican who isn't a Republican. | 然后成为一个共和党人,而不是共和党人. |
| 194 | He has no allegiance to anyone or anything. | 他不效忠任何人或任何东西。 |
| 195 | The only party he leads is the slumber party, | 他带领的唯一派对是睡梦派对 |
| 196 | and he's the only person in it, okay? | 他是唯一一个人在里面,好吗? |
| 197 | The verdict is in, and there's only one thing left | 判决出来了,只剩下一件事 |
| 198 | Nappy Gilmore辞职 | |
| 199 | Quit already. | 已经退出了。 |
| 200 | Even you don't want to be president anymore. | 即使你不想再当总统了 |
| 201 | Take that billion dollars worth of crypto, buy an island. | 拿那十亿美金的密码 买个岛 |
| 202 | Maybe Epstein's Island. | 也许是爱泼斯坦岛 |
| 203 | Wouldn't that be a perfect end to this story? | 这难道不是这个故事的完美结局吗? |
| 204 | And maybe you're thinking, well, if he quit, | 也许你在想 如果他辞职了 |
| 205 | wouldn't that make JD Vance president? | 难道不是万斯博士的总统吗? |
| 206 | Well, yes it would, but here's the thing about JD Vance. | 嗯,是的,它会, 但这是关于JD万斯的事情。 |
| 207 | A person who flipped from Donald Trump | 一个从唐纳德·特朗普那里翻过来的人 |
| 208 | is the American Hitler to Donald Trump | 是美国希特勒对唐纳德·特朗普 |
| 209 | is the greatest president of my generation can flip back. | 是我们这代人中最伟大的总统 能够反弹 |
| 210 | It's easy when you have no spine. | 没有脊椎就很容易 |
| 211 | He's a very good flipper. | 他是一个非常好的翻车手。 |
| 212 | Democrats on their slate, right? | 民主党在他们的名单,对不对? |
| 213 | They promised to launch multiple investigations, | 他们答应进行多项调查, |
| 214 | and boy is there a lot to investigate. | 男孩还有很多事要调查 |
| 215 | The crypto, the corruption, the jet from Qatar, | 密码 腐败 卡塔尔的飞机 |
| 216 | ICE, Iran, Venezuela, the pardons for his rich buddies, | ICE 伊朗 委内瑞拉 赦免他的富人 |
| 217 | the ballroom, the East Wing, the Kennedy Center, | 舞厅 东翼 肯尼迪中心 |
| 218 | the reflecting pool, Pete Hegseth, the measles, | 反射池 皮特·黑塞斯 麻疹 |
| 219 | Jared, cash, Elon, Russia, China, Greenland, Canada, | 贾里德,现金,伊隆,俄罗斯,中国,格陵兰,加拿大, |
| 220 | and a little thing I like to call the Trump Epstein Files. | 还有一件小事我喜欢叫特朗普·爱泼斯坦档案 |
| 221 | Unfortunately, Democrats won't be sworn into office | 不幸的是,民主党人不会宣誓就职 |
| 222 | until January 3rd, which sucks. | 直到1月3日,这很糟糕。 |
| 223 | It's like waiting for your divorce to become final | 这就像等待你的离婚成为最终 |
| 224 | so you can start dating again. | 这样你就可以重新开始约会了 |
| 225 | And with all this going on with the election | 随着选举的进行 |
| 226 | and being short staffed without a press secretary, | 并且缺人手,没有新闻秘书, |
| 227 | the White House somehow found time today | 白宫今天不知何故找到了时间 |
| 228 | to issue a statement about me. | 发表关于我的声明 |
| 229 | They were asked for a comment about our monologue last night. | 他们被要求评论 我们的独白昨晚。 |
| 230 | This was their response from White House spokesboy | 这是白宫发言人的回应 |
| 231 | Davis Dingell. | 戴维斯·丁吉尔. |
| 232 | He wrote, Jimmy Kimmel is a no-talent loser | 他写道,吉米・金梅尔是个无能的失败者 |
| 233 | who has be-clowned himself with tanking ratings | 自己被打成一片的 |
| 234 | and by spewing disgusting lies to his dwindling audience. | 并通过向不断减少的观众撒下恶心的谎言。 |
| 235 | He is so devoid of actual talent that nobody | 他如此缺乏真正的才华 以至于没有人 |
| 236 | with any common sense would ever watch him | 任何常识都会看着他 |
| 237 | unless it was to laugh at him, which | 除非他嘲笑他,而他嘲笑他, |
| 238 | is kind of the point of the show. | 有点像节目的要点。 |
| 239 | But apparently, I've be-clowned myself once again. | 但很明显,我又被包围了 |
| 240 | Almost word for word, the same statement | 几乎逐字逐句,同一个语句 |
| 241 | they've issued about me two other times | 他们又发了两次关于我的消息 |
| 242 | over the past year. | 在过去一年里, |
| 243 | I got a third be-clowned, which I think is the last warning. | 我得到了第三个被包围, 我认为这是最后的警告。 |
| 244 | And nobody knows be-clowned has a B in it. | 没人知道被包围的人有B |
| 245 | People think it's... | 人以为. |
| 246 | Once again, I am a no-talent loser, | 再说一次,我是个没用的失败者 |
| 247 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我最不想做的事是 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我最不想做的事 | |
| 248 | is tell you how to do your job, Danny Dingell. | 告诉你如何做你的工作,丹尼・丁吉尔。 |
| 249 | But today seems like a bad day for you to call me a loser. | 但今天你叫我失败者 似乎不妙 |
| 250 | Speaking of losing, Republicans in a number of states | 说到输,一些州的共和党人 |
| 251 | at Trump's behest redistricted early | 在特朗普的号召下 提前重新划区 |
| 252 | to add Republican districts, which would give them, | 增加共和党的区, 给他们, |
| 253 | presumably, an advantage. | 可能是个优势 |
| 254 | In the House, they redrew the maps | 在皇宫里,他们重新整理地图 |
| 255 | to split some very red districts into multiple parts. | 将一些非常红色的地区分成多个部分。 |
| 256 | And guess what? | 你猜怎么着? |
| 257 | Democrats wound up winning about 3 quarters | 民主党最后赢得了3/4 |
| 258 | of those districts. | 这些地区。 |
| 259 | So well done. | 干得不错 |
| 260 | They made a lot of mistakes. | 他们犯了很多错误。 |
| 261 | And I can't help but feel like things | 我忍不住觉得自己像样东西 |
| 262 | might have gone Trump's way if he just talked | 如果特朗普只是说话,他可能会走在特朗普的路上 |
| 263 | about that ballroom one more time. | 再来一次舞厅的事 |
| 264 | Oh, what's that? | 这是什么? |
| 265 | He talked about it again today? | 他今天又谈了? |
| 266 | It's just a tremendous structure. | 这只是一个巨大的结构。 |
| 267 | It's a structure the likes of which | 这是一个结构 喜欢 |
| 268 | has never been done. | 从来没有这样做。 |
| 269 | The ceilings are over 50 feet high. | 天花板高50余英尺. |
| 270 | That's like a five-story building. | 即如五层楼. |
| 271 | I don't think there's any ballroom. | 我觉得没有舞厅 |
| 272 | I doubt there's a ballroom in the country | 我怀疑这个国家有舞厅 |
| 273 | with a 50-foot ceiling. | 有个50英尺高的天花板 |
| 274 | Oh, good. | 哦,不错。 |
| 275 | He's back on track. | 他回到轨道上。 |
| 276 | He's, you know what? | 他,你知道吗? |
| 277 | I'd love to know where we stand on the new marble. | 我想知道我们在新大理石上的立场 |
| 278 | We ordered the marble for the floor. | 我们订了地板的大理石 |
| 279 | The marble is a really magnificent marble. | 大理石是一个非常伟大的大理石。 |
| 280 | It's a cut. | 这是一个切。 |
| 281 | It's a vein that people have been after for 50 years. | 其脉为人所追五十年. |
| 282 | And the owner of the quarry didn't want to sell it. | 而采石场的主人不愿出售. |
| 283 | This is a vein that everybody wanted for a long time. | 这是大家渴望已久的静脉. |
| 284 | And I got it. | 我得到了这个。 |
| 285 | I love when he makes himself the hero of stories | 我喜欢他成为故事的英雄 |
| 286 | that should not have a hero in it. | 不应该有一个英雄在里面。 |
| 287 | He ordered marble. | 他点了大理石 |
| 288 | Are we sure there is somebody in that room with him? | 我们确定那房间里有人吗? |
| 289 | He could be talking to himself. | 他可能在自言自语 |
| 290 | Can we just please make him a property brother already | 我们能不能给他做个财产兄弟? |
| 291 | and be done with this? | 和结束这一切? |
| 292 | Thank you very much, everybody. | 非常感谢各位 |
| 293 | Name! | 说名字! |
| 294 | I'm so proud of this ballroom. | 我为这个舞厅感到骄傲 |
| 295 | This really should be studied in schools, | 这真的应该在学校学习, |
| 296 | because not even a day after losing | 因为连输掉的一天都没有 |
| 297 | both chambers of Congress, overwhelmingly, | 国会两院,压倒多数, |
| 298 | because voters feel you are out of touch, | 因为选民觉得你失去联系, |
| 299 | Donald Trump somehow managed to be even more out of touch | 唐纳德·特朗普不知何故 更离谱了 |
| 300 | than ever. | 永远 |
| 301 | Our country is more successful now | 现在我国比较成功 |
| 302 | than at any time in its history. | 在历史上的任何时候 |
| 303 | Watch the beam go up. | 看着梁子上去. |
| 304 | Over your ceiling. | 过你的天花板。 |
| 305 | Envision marble floor. | 视觉大理石地板。 |
| 306 | Oh, it's going to be beautiful. | 哦,这将是美丽的。 |
| 307 | This will be the most beautiful ballroom. | 这将是最美丽的舞厅。 |
| 308 | I'm almost starting to feel sorry for him. | 我几乎开始为他感到难过。 |
| 309 | I mean, that was sad. | 我的意思是,这是可悲的。 |
| 310 | That ballroom might be all he has left. | 那个舞厅可能是他剩下的全部 |
| 311 | You know, the stock market today hit a three-month high | 你知道,今天的股市涨了三个月 |
| 312 | a day after the Democrats won the midterms, | 在民主党赢得中期赛一天后, |
| 313 | and Trump took credit for it. | 特朗普因此得名. |
| 314 | If I hadn't been such a terrible president, | 如果我不是那么糟糕的总统 |
| 315 | the stock market would be down. | 股市会下跌。 |
| 316 | Democrats painted a lot of red states blue. | 民主党画了很多红色的州蓝. |
| 317 | Kansas elected their first Democratic senator since 1932. | 堪萨斯州选举了他们自1932年以来的第一位民主党参议员. |
| 318 | 1932. | 1932 (英语). |
| 319 | You put that in perspective, that | 你将这个角度,那 |
| 320 | was seven years before Dorothy and Toto got to Kansas. | 是多萝西和托托去堪萨斯七年前 |
| 321 | In Ohio, Sherrod Brown beat the incumbent Senator John Hustead, | 在俄亥俄州,雪罗德·布朗击败了现任参议员约翰·胡斯特德, |
| 322 | who's now John Hustead, you may recall, | 谁是约翰・胡斯特德,你可能记得, |
| 323 | is the man whose rear end the president was fixated on. | 总统的后台就是他 |
| 324 | Hustead no longer has a seat on which | 胡斯特德已经没有座位了 |
| 325 | to rest that beautiful ass. | 休息那美丽的屁股。 |
| 326 | And then we have the other biggest loser of the midterms, | 然后,我们得到了另一个最大的失败者 中期, |
| 327 | Eron Musk, SpaceX Luthor, 2亿美元 | |
| 328 | to support Republican candidates. | 支持共和党候选人。 |
| 329 | By far, the most money ever spent on an election | 目前为止,在选举上花的钱最多 |
| 330 | by a single person. | 一个人 |
| 331 | Remember when he was against wasteful spending? | 记得他反对浪费钱吗? |
| 332 | Well, after all that money, as of right now, | 这么多钱 现在 |
| 333 | Republicans that he backed had lost 29 contests and won three. | 他所支持的共和党人已经输掉了29场比赛,赢得了3场比赛. |
| 334 | How can a man who believes he is part of the master race | 一个相信自己是主力种族的人 怎么会这样呢? |
| 335 | lose 29 of them in one day? | 一天就损失了29个? |
| 336 | Usually when Elon spends this much money on something | 通常伊隆花这么多钱买东西的时候 |
| 337 | that's embarrassing, he calls it the cyber truck. | 真尴尬,他叫它网络卡车 |
| 338 | It just goes to show you, it's a good lesson for Elon. | 它只是告诉你, 这是一个很好的教训伊隆。 |
| 339 | Money can't buy everything, whether that's | 钱买不到一切,不管那是 |
| 340 | elections or friends or a t-shirt that fits. | 或适合的T恤。 |
| 341 | Elon spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $200 million | 伊隆在附近花了两亿美金 |
| 342 | in Texas alone, where James Talarico became | 在德克萨斯州,詹姆斯・塔拉里科成为 |
| 343 | the state's first Democratic senator elected in 38 years. | 州首任民主参议员38年当选. |
| 344 | Democrats won bigly in Texas. | 民主党在德州大获全胜. |
| 345 | Man, is Ted Cruz going to be confused | 伙计,是泰德克鲁斯 要被混淆 |
| 346 | when he gets back from Cancun. | 当他从坎昆回来。 |
| 347 | They lost almost every competitive race. | 他们几乎每场比赛都输了 |
| 348 | And what's really funny is Trump spent the whole last month | 真正有趣的是特朗普花了整个一个月 |
| 349 | flying around doing rallies. | 飞来飞去的集会。 |
| 350 | You see, the 30 rallies for no reason at all. | 你看,这30个集会 没有任何理由。 |
| 351 | They all lost. | 他们都输了。 |
| 352 | The mood was jubilant at James Talarico's party last night, | 昨晚詹姆斯·塔拉里科的派对上气氛很好 |
| 353 | whereas at the Ken Paxton pity party when the race was called, | 在肯·帕克斯顿的怜悯派对上 比赛被叫来 |
| 354 | it was not. | 没有 |
| 355 | That's how you get the young people involved, Gloria. | 你就是这样让年轻人参与进来的 Gloria |
| 356 | That is sad for so many reasons. | 这是可悲的,原因很多。 |
| 357 | The race, it was a contentious race. | 比赛,这是一个有争议的比赛。 |
| 358 | He said a lot of terrible things about Talarico. | 他对塔拉里科说了很多可怕的话. |
| 359 | Paxton's Musk money bought him a lot of robocalls | 帕克斯顿的穆斯克钱给他买了很多罗博卡尔 |
| 360 | and also actual robots. | 还有真正的机器人 |
| 361 | They had many Terminators going around yesterday | 他们昨天有很多终结者 |
| 362 | campaigning for him in Dallas. | 在达拉斯为他竞选 |
| 363 | They really know how to make a connection with voters. | 他们真的知道如何与选民建立联系。 |
| 364 | Hopefully Paxton can repurpose those as sex robots. | 希望Paxton能改用这些作为性机器人 |
| 365 | And as if the robots weren't creepy enough marching around, | 仿佛机器人们在行走中还不够恐怖 |
| 366 | they also speak. | 他们也说话。 |
| 367 | How do you feel about the election, Benji? | 你对选举感觉如何,本杰明? |
| 368 | Hell yeah. | 当然 |
| 369 | It's all about saying no to Talarico for US Senate. | 都是为了美国参议院拒绝塔拉里科 |
| 370 | That dude wants to come after data centers. | 那家伙想在数据中心后来 |
| 371 | That's my family. | 这是我的家人。 |
| 372 | Say no to Talarico. | 拒绝塔拉里科。 |
| 373 | Why did they give Benji the same voice as one | 他们为什么给班吉一个声音? |
| 374 | of the pups on Paw Patrol? | 在Paw巡逻的幼犬? |
| 375 | Another big win for Democrats was in Michigan, | 民主党的另一个大胜是在密歇根州 |
| 376 | where Abdul El-Sayed became the first Muslim American, | 阿卜杜勒·赛义德成为首位美国穆斯林 |
| 377 | despite being on the receiving end of vile attacks | 尽管受到邪恶攻击 |
| 378 | from vice couch canoesler JD Vance, | 从副沙发的独木舟手JD万斯, |
| 379 | who got a little shout out last night | 昨晚有人大喊一声 |
| 380 | during El-Sayed's victory speech. | 在赛义德的胜利演说中 |
| 381 | JD, habibi. | JD,哈比语. |
| 382 | There is this delicious irony in the fact | 有一个美味的讽刺事实 |
| 383 | that you're constitutionally obligated | 宪法赋予你的义务 |
| 384 | to swear me in in January. | 一月发誓 |
| 385 | Finally having fun. | 终于开心了 |
| 386 | Even Senator Mitch McConnell seemed to be having fun | 连米契·麦康内尔参议员 似乎都很开心 |
| 387 | with the election yesterday. | 与昨天的选举。 |
| 388 | Senator McConnell, Senator McConnell, | 麦康奈尔参议员 麦康奈尔参议员 |
| 389 | how many Houses of Congress do the Democrats control? | 民主党控制了多少国会大厦? |
| 390 | Still got it, sir. | 还在,长官 |
| 391 | Thank you, thank you, sir, and enjoy your ride to Perkins. | 谢谢你,谢谢,先生, 并享受你的车去珀金斯。 |
| 392 | You know, throughout this campaign, | 你知道,在整个这场竞选中, |
| 393 | we heard a lot of bluster from Republicans. | 我们听到很多来自共和党的胡言乱语 |
| 394 | They talked a hell of a game, | 他们谈论一个地狱的游戏, |
| 395 | and now it's time for them to eat it. | 现在是时候让他们吃它了 |
| 396 | I'm telling you, the polls are gonna be historically wrong | 我告诉你,民调会是历史错误 |
| 397 | in this midterm election. | 在本次中期选举中。 |
| 398 | The polling is wrong. | 投票结果错了 |
| 399 | The polling is inaccurate. | 投票结果不准确。 |
| 400 | Republicans are going to win huge in November. | 共和党人将在11月赢得巨大的胜利. |
| 401 | The Republicans are gonna win both the House and the Senate. | 共和党将赢得众议院和参议院的胜利。 |
| 402 | Husted's gonna win. | 赫斯特德会赢的 |
| 403 | Rogers is gonna win. | 罗杰斯会赢的 |
| 404 | Collins is gonna win. | 柯林斯会赢的 |
| 405 | Paxson's gonna win. | 帕克森会赢的 |
| 406 | Look, we're gonna win this race. | 听着,我们会赢的 |
| 407 | Texas is not gonna vote for a socialist in March. | 德克萨斯州不会在3月投票支持社会主义者. |
| 408 | John Husted's gonna win. | 约翰·赫斯特德会赢的 |
| 409 | The big promised army's gonna win. | 答应大军会赢的 |
| 410 | It is sanity versus insanity here, | 这是理智和精神错乱, |
| 411 | and Republicans are gonna win. | 共和党会赢的 |
| 412 | We will hold the majority. | 我们将占多数。 |
| 413 | Republicans are gonna win every statewide seat. | 共和党会赢得全州所有席位 |
| 414 | We're going to give you that Trump dividend | 我们要给你特朗普的红利 |
| 415 | to $5,000 if we win, and we're gonna win. | 如果我们赢了,我们就会赢 |
| 416 | Republicans are gonna win. | 共和党会赢的 |
| 417 | I'll be the speaker in the next Congress. | 我将在下届国会担任演讲人. |
| 418 | Just get out and vote. | 出来投票吧 |
| 419 | If you do that, we're gonna win, | 如果你这么做,我们会赢的 |
| 420 | and we're gonna win big. | 我们会赢得大奖 |
| 421 | And we're gonna shove it up their ass, okay? | 我们要塞进他们的屁股里,好吗? |
| 422 | Sorry, our asses were busy dancing all night last night. | 对不起 我们昨晚忙着跳舞 |
| 423 | The results yesterday were a very positive sign | 昨天的结果是一个非常积极的迹象 |
| 424 | that Americans are waking up and participating | 美国人正在醒来 并参与 |
| 425 | and voting for change, and we wanted to get a taste of that, | 我们想尝尝这味道 |
| 426 | so we came up with a little midterm of our own. | 所以,我们想出了 一点点我们的中期。 |
| 427 | Polls closed here in Los Angeles, | 洛杉矶的民意调查结束 |
| 428 | and everywhere yesterday. | 昨天到处都是 |
| 429 | Everybody knows that, right? | 每个人都知道,对不对? |
| 430 | Well, maybe not everyone, because this afternoon, | 也许不是每个人 因为今天下午 |
| 431 | we went out on the street to ask people | 我们到街上问人 |
| 432 | if they voted or are planning to vote today. | 如果今天他们投票或计划投票, |
| 433 | Today is We the People Wednesday. | 今天是我们人民星期三。 |
| 434 | Obviously, it's voting day. | 显然,这是投票日。 |
| 435 | What are your plans to vote today? | 你今天打算投票吗? |
| 436 | I have to go out and do it. | 我必须出去做 |
| 437 | I've been running around, and that's a very serious thing, | 我到处跑,这是非常严重的事情, |
| 438 | so everybody go out there and vote. | 所以大家出去投票 |
| 439 | Today is obviously We the People Wednesday, election day. | 今天很明显 我们人民星期三,选举日。 |
| 440 | Have you voted yet today, or are you still planning on voting? | 你今天投票了吗 还是你还计划投票? |
| 441 | No, I'm still planning on voting. | 不 我还在计划投票 |
| 442 | I worked yesterday. | 我昨天工作过 |
| 443 | And where are you gonna be voting? | 你将在哪里投票? |
| 444 | I don't know what the most local one is. | 我不知道什么是最本地的。 |
| 445 | I think there's one like 10 minutes away from my house. | 我想离我家还有十分钟 |
| 446 | Do you have your ballot? | 你有你的选票吗? |
| 447 | Today is day two of voting. | 今天是投票的第二天。 |
| 448 | So you already voted today? | 你今天已经投票了吗? |
| 449 | Yes, sir. | 是 长官 |
| 450 | Do you believe every vote counts, | 你相信每一票数, |
| 451 | even if it's the day after the election? | 即使是在选举的第二天? |
| 452 | I think it really depends. | 我认为这真的取决于。 |
| 453 | I think it could count if people started seeing | 我想如果人们开始看到 |
| 454 | the progress people on day one made, you know? | 第一天的进展,你知道吗? |
| 455 | Not only is it day two of voting, | 不仅是投票的第二天, |
| 456 | it's also Diddy's birthday today. | 今天也是迪迪的生日 |
| 457 | You wanna look right in there, wish him a happy birthday? | 你想看看那里,祝他生日快乐吗? |
| 458 | Happy birthday, Diddy! | 生日快乐,迪迪! |
| 459 | Why is it so important to vote on day two? | 为何在第二天投票如此重要? |
| 460 | Well, I think day two is better for most people | 我觉得第2天对大多数人来说是更好的 |
| 461 | because there's less pressure involved, | 因为压力较小 |
| 462 | also with the lines with having to wait on the first day. | 还要排队等待第一天 |
| 463 | I got something for you. | 我有东西给你 |
| 464 | Today is obviously day two of voting. | 今天显然是投票的第二天。 |
| 465 | Have you voted yet today? | 你今天投票了吗? |
| 466 | No. | 没有 |
| 467 | Do you plan to? | 你打算吗? |
| 468 | No. | 没有 |
| 469 | Why is that? | 为什么? |
| 470 | The stuff is just way too complex | 这些东西太复杂了 |
| 471 | and there are too many special interest groups | 还有太多特殊利益集团 |
| 472 | swaying candidates and opinions | 影响候选人和意见 |
| 473 | for me to have any kind of real idea | 让我有真正的想法 |
| 474 | of what the is going on, so no, I did not vote. | 不,我没有投票。 |
| 475 | Can I ask you this? | 我能问你这个吗? |
| 476 | It's Diddy's birthday today, also. | 今天也是迪迪的生日 |
| 477 | Could you look right in there | 你能看看吗? |
| 478 | and wish him a happy birthday? | 祝他生日快乐? |
| 479 | Yeah, hey, Diddy, whoever the you are, happy birthday. | 迪迪 不管你是谁 生日快乐 |
| 480 | Have a good show tonight from Nobody Wants This. | 今晚有个精彩的节目 没人想要这个 |
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