二战中最倒霉的军舰——威廉·D·波特号
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| 0:00 | 这段视频由Skillshore赞助. | |
| 0:11 | Hey kids, now some philosophers have called boats the airplanes of the sea, but while | 嘿,孩子们,现在一些哲学家 已经叫船是海的飞机,但与此同时, |
| 0:16 | every glamorous glennis has its slow-mo shun, so too does JJ the jet plane have his awful | 每一个迷人的Glennis都有它缓慢的避让, JJ的飞机也有他的可怕。 |
| 0:22 | awful counterpart. | 可怕的对应。 |
| 0:23 | Her legacy in many ways resembles my middle school career, a three year long travesty | 她的遗志在很多方面都跟我的中学生涯相仿 三年的滑稽 |
| 0:27 | plagued by blunder after blunder due to both gross incompetence and sheer misfortune, | 被大错特错所困扰 既因为无能又因为不幸 |
| 0:32 | with the only silver lining being that it's remembered by relatively few. | 唯一有希望的是 很少有人记得 |
| 0:35 | Meet the USS William D. Porter, nicknamed the Willy D., which was a perfectly acceptable | 威廉·D·波特号美军舰 绰号威利号 |
| 0:40 | alias in the days before Don't Ask, Don't Tell. | 异名于前天不问不说. |
| 0:43 | She was a Fletcher class destroyer, which, if you know Fletcher as well as I do, you | 她是弗莱彻级驱逐舰 如果你和我一样了解弗莱彻 |
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| 1 | 这段视频由Skillshore赞助. | |
| 2 | Hey kids, now some philosophers have called boats the airplanes of the sea, but while | 嘿,孩子们,现在一些哲学家 已经叫船是海的飞机,但与此同时, |
| 3 | every glamorous glennis has its slow-mo shun, so too does JJ the jet plane have his awful | 每一个迷人的Glennis都有它缓慢的避让, JJ的飞机也有他的可怕。 |
| 4 | awful counterpart. | 可怕的对应。 |
| 5 | Her legacy in many ways resembles my middle school career, a three year long travesty | 她的遗志在很多方面都跟我的中学生涯相仿 三年的滑稽 |
| 6 | plagued by blunder after blunder due to both gross incompetence and sheer misfortune, | 被大错特错所困扰 既因为无能又因为不幸 |
| 7 | with the only silver lining being that it's remembered by relatively few. | 唯一有希望的是 很少有人记得 |
| 8 | Meet the USS William D. Porter, nicknamed the Willy D., which was a perfectly acceptable | 威廉·D·波特号美军舰 绰号威利号 |
| 9 | alias in the days before Don't Ask, Don't Tell. | 异名于前天不问不说. |
| 10 | She was a Fletcher class destroyer, which, if you know Fletcher as well as I do, you | 她是弗莱彻级驱逐舰 如果你和我一样了解弗莱彻 |
| 11 | know he's pretty high class at destroying. | 知道他很擅长破坏 |
| 12 | Like when he snapped off my DS screen during summer camp because he was trying to get a | 就像夏令营时他从我的DS屏幕上断掉 是因为他想要一个 |
| 13 | | |
| 14 | Didn't even apologize. | 甚至没有道歉。 |
| 15 | He was just like, well you're not supposed to bring video games to camp anyway. | 他就像,嗯,你不应该带 电子游戏到露营。 |
| 16 | Even though everyone did. | 即便众生. |
| 17 | Fuck you Fletcher, you were a counselor, you're supposed to be more mature than us. | 去你妈的弗莱彻 你是个顾问 你应该比我们更成熟 |
| 18 | You're the reason I grew up with a lingering resentment towards authority. | 你才是我成长的原因 对权威的怨恨 |
| 19 | And my only reprisal is that I got to draw you as a disgusting fat lard for millions | 而我唯一的报复就是 我画你 恶心的肥猪上百万 |
| 20 | of people. | 人类。 |
| 21 | Actually, I think his name might have been Aaron. | 事实上,我想他的名字可能是亚伦。 |
| 22 | Anyway, in July of 1943, the ship was commissioned by the Navy and led by Lieutenant Commander | 总之,在1943年7月,该舰受海军委托,由海军中队长率领. |
| 23 | Wilfred A. Walter. | 威尔弗雷德·A·沃尔特. |
| 24 | As her first real job, the Willy D. was assigned to a top secret escort mission across the | 作为她的第一个真正工作,威利D号被分配到一个绝密的护卫任务中,越过了 |
| 25 | Atlantic. | 大西洋岛. |
| 26 | Walter was like, alright man, time to prove ourselves, I want to see you all on your A-game. | 沃尔特就像,好吧,男人, 该证明我们自己, 我想看到你们 在你的A游戏。 |
| 27 | And as its first act under military command, the ship didn't raise anchor properly and | 作为它第一次在军事指挥下的行动, 舰只没有适当升起锚和 |
| 28 | tore a massive chunk out of the ship next to it while pulling out. | 在撤退时撕裂了船上一大块 |
| 29 | Okay, rough start, but definitely not a sign of things to come. | 好吧,粗糙的开始, 但绝对不是未来的征兆。 |
| 30 | The next day she met up with three other ships, including two destroyers and a battleship | 第二天,她遇到了另外三艘船,包括两艘驱逐舰和一艘战列舰 |
| 31 | known as the USS Iowa, and the fleet set off towards Africa. | 被称为爱荷华号的美国舰队 舰队向非洲驶去 |
| 32 | Given the clandestine nature of the operation, they were ordered to maintain total radio silence | 鉴于这次行动的秘密性质,他们奉命保持无线电完全沉默 |
| 33 | so as not to alert any subs that might be lurking below. | 以免警告任何潜伏在下面的潜艇 |
| 34 | Suddenly, boom! | 突然,轰! |
| 35 | Bang! | |
| 36 | BORF(英语:BORF)! | |
| 37 | Hare Krishna! | 克里希纳! |
| 38 | Huge explosion off the starboard corridor! | 右舷走廊爆炸惨重! |
| 39 | They were like, holy shit, evasive maneuvers! | 他们就像,神圣的狗屎, 逃避的策略! |
| 40 | But after however many minutes, the transmission comes in saying, uh, hi, this is Wilfred D. | 但过了多少分钟后, 传输到 说,呃,你好,这是威尔弗雷德D。 |
| 41 | of the Willy Walter. | 威利・沃尔特 |
| 42 | I mean, uh, so a depth charge may have accidentally fallen off the ship, and we may have also | 我的意思是,呃,所以深度电荷 可能不小心从船上掉下来了,我们也许也 |
| 43 | forgotten to turn off the safety mechanisms on said charge, causing it to detonate immediately. | 忘记关掉安全装置 导致它立即引爆 |
| 44 | So if you heard a little noise a bit ago, no cause for alarm. | 所以,如果你听到一点点的噪音 之前,没有引起恐慌。 |
| 45 | Also sorry for breaking radio silence, love you, bye! | 还很抱歉打破了无线电的沉默,爱你,再见! |
| 46 | Shortly thereafter, a strange phenomenon was spotted near the ship. | 此后不久,在舰只附近发现了一种奇怪的现象. |
| 47 | Officer, what in the rhyme of the ancient fuck is that? | 警官,这是古老的韵律 |
| 48 | Appears to be a large wave, sir. | 似乎是一个大浪,先生。 |
| 49 | Jesus Christ, they have that now? | 耶稣基督,他们现在有了吗? |
| 50 | Basically everything that wasn't tied down ended up being swept off, and one of the boilers | 基本上所有没有绑起来的东西 都被冲走了 其中一个锅炉 |
| 51 | in the engine room got full barred. | 在引擎室里 完全禁止进入 |
| 52 | But fortunately, no crew members were taken away. | 但幸运的是,没有船员被带走. |
| 53 | Except for the one that was. | 除了那个 |
| 54 | Later, the four ships congregated in the waters east of Bermuda when the Iowa decided to test | 后来,四艘船在百慕大以东海域汇合,当时艾奥瓦号决定进行试验 |
| 55 | its anti-air abilities and launched a bunch of weather balloons for target practice. | 它的反空气能力 并发射一堆气象气球 用于目标练习。 |
| 56 | A few of these drifted towards the Willy D, and they took some potshots just for fun, | 其中一些漂流到威利D, 他们拿了一些陶片只是为了好玩, |
| 57 | probably wrecking some happy albatross households in the process. | 可能在这个过程中破坏了一些快乐的信天翁的家庭. |
| 58 | But Walter was like, man, it's time to redeem ourselves. | 但沃尔特说,伙计,是时候赎回自己了。 |
| 59 | Spit those crayons out. | 把蜡笔吐出来 |
| 60 | Don't you know the purple ones are bad for you? | 岂不知紫者为害乎? |
| 61 | Time for some impromptu torpedo drills on the Iowa! | 是时候在爱荷华号上进行鱼雷演习了! |
| 62 | Yay! | 赞! |
| 63 | Ha! | 汉! |
| 64 | That was Narnar and the Pow Pow. | 那是纳纳尔和宝鸡 |
| 65 | They're gonna douse their trousers when they see how good we tore those pitos. | 当他们看到我们撕裂那些坑时 他们会用上裤子 |
| 66 | Say you guys remember to take the primer out of all of them before launching, right? | 说你们记得在发射前把底片拿掉 对吧? |
| 67 | Yes sir. | 是的,长官 |
| 68 | Yep. | 对 |
| 69 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 70 | Fortunately, the Iowa didn't really have much valuable cargo that could be damaged | 幸好爱荷华号没有多少有价值的货物 可以损坏 |
| 71 | in the event that the torpedo struck. | 以防鱼雷击中 |
| 72 | Oh, except for 32nd President of the United States Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who was | 除了第32届美国总统 富兰克林·德拉诺·罗斯福 |
| 73 | being escorted to Cairo as the whole point of the mission. | 被护送到开罗作为整个代表团的所在地。 |
| 74 | The next five minutes aboard the Willy D were just total fucking chaos. | 接下来的5分钟 在威利D号上 完全是他妈的混乱。 |
| 75 | Humid sacks of rays, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos. | 潮湿的袋子射线,猪和蝙蝠互相嗅探,巨大的立体声. |
| 76 | Commander, we really should radio them. | 指挥官,我们真的应该广播他们。 |
| 77 | No! | 没有! |
| 78 | I am not breaking any more rules! | 我不会再犯规了! |
| 79 | Do the flashy light thing! | 做闪闪发光的事! |
| 80 | Hey, incoming signal from old iron brains, ah yuck. | 嘿,来自老铁脑的信号, 啊, yuck. |
| 81 | They're saying they're, uh, going to reverse at full speed? | 他们说他们要全速逆转? |
| 82 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 83 | Shit off a bow sprint, this ain't working! | 弓冲锋,这没用! |
| 84 | Fine, call them! | 好吧,打电话给他们! |
| 85 | FaceTime,UVU,我不给一个呼号! | |
| 86 | The transmission arrived in the nick of time, and the torpedo detonated a safe distance | 传送时间到了,鱼雷引爆了安全距离 |
| 87 | away in the Iowa's wake. | 离开爱荷华州 |
| 88 | Of course, that didn't stop the entire crew of the Willy D from being arrested for, you | 当然,这并没有阻止 威利D号的全体船员 因为,你 |
| 89 | know, shooting a torpedo at the president. | 向总统发射鱼雷 |
| 90 | Lawton Dawson, the Elmer's eater from earlier, was initially sentenced to 14 years hard labor, | 劳顿・道森,埃尔默的食客 从早些时候, 最初被判处14年苦役, |
| 91 | till FDR came out and was like, no no, it's okay, boys will be boys. | 直到FDR出来 然后,不,没关系,男孩会是男孩。 |
| 92 | But we are sending you and the rest of Carnival Cruise Line to Alaska where there's fewer | 但我们要派你和嘉年华游轮队的其他人 去阿拉斯加,那里的人更少 |
| 93 | things to ruin by being yourself. | 做你自己会毁了一切 |
| 94 | Get it, Carnival Cruise Line, cause you're the worst, and also clowns? | 明白了吗,嘉年华游轮队, 因为你是最坏的,还有小丑? |
| 95 | So they kicked it for a while in the Aleutians, otherwise known as the Tale of the Pregnant | 他们踢了一段时间 在阿留申人, 或称怀孕的故事 |
| 96 | Rat that makes up Alaska. | 组成阿拉斯加的老鼠 |
| 97 | This went on mostly without incident, except for when they were anchored outside an officer's | 这大多没有发生任何事件,除了他们被困在警官家外 |
| 98 | home during a New Year's Eve party, and a sailor got drunk and decided to fire off one | 在除夕派对上回家 有个水手喝醉后决定开枪 |
| 99 | of the five inch guns for a laugh, and ended up sending a bunch of his geraniums straight | 在五英寸的枪中笑一笑 最后送出一堆他的直肠 |
| 100 | to hell where they belong. | 到地狱 他们属于的地方。 |
| 101 | Other than that, smooth sailing. | 除此之外,平滑的航行。 |
| 102 | Then they hung out at the Philippines for a bit before Central Command was like, alright, | 然后他们在菲律宾呆了一会儿 在中央指挥部之前 |
| 103 | looks like you smooth skins are ready for actual missions again, except you, you're | 看来你们这些光滑的皮肤 已经准备好执行实际任务了 除了你们 |
| 104 | going to clown college. | 去小丑大学 |
| 105 | And the Will-E-Dee was sent to the Battle of Okinawa under the leadership of some guy | Will -E -Dee号被送到冲绳战役 在某个人的领导下 |
| 106 | named Charles. | 叫查尔斯 |
| 107 | Here they actually did some worthwhile stuff, until June 10th, 1945, when a kamikaze began | 在这里,他们做了一些有价值的事情, 直到1945年6月10日, 当一个Kamikaze开始 |
| 108 | to dive towards them. | 潜向他们。 |
| 109 | They weren't able to shoot it down, probably because it wasn't American, but it crashed | 他们无法击落它, 可能因为它不是美国, 但它坠毁 |
| 110 | in the water some ways away. | 在水中有些路远。 |
| 111 | They were like, phew, crisis averted, turned their attention elsewhere, unintentionally | 他们像,hew,避免了危机, 把他们的注意力转移到别的地方,无意中 |
| 112 | driving right over where the bomber landed. | 在轰炸机降落的地方开车 |
| 113 | The plane was like, the hell? | 飞机就像,地狱? |
| 114 | Oh, shit, that's right. | 哦,该死,没错。 |
| 115 | Uh, bonsai. | 呃,邦赛。 |
| 116 | About three hours of desperate repairs went by before the order to abandon ship was given, | 大约三个小时的绝望修复 在命令放弃船只之前 |
| 117 | and miraculously, every crew member made it out alive by the time the ship sank, just | 奇迹般地,每名船员 在船沉没时都活着出来 |
| 118 | 12 minutes later. | 12分钟后 |
| 119 | So it just goes to show, everything has its silver lining. | 因此,它只是去显示, 一切都有它的光明线。 |
| 120 | Everyone on the dipship gets to live, every filthy Chuck E. Cheese ball pit has a delicious | 潜水艇上的每个人都能活着 每个肮脏的查克E奶酪球坑都有一个美味的 |
| 121 | prize at the bottom, and the vast nexus of pointless diversions we call the internet | 以及我们称之为网络的无意义转移的巨大关联 |
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| 141 | So please, quit ruminating and start substantiating today. | 所以,请停止反省 并开始证实今天。 |
| 142 | Anyway, that's all for today, till next time, I'm Sam and Ella, and I'm a fellow with | 总之,今天就到此为止,直到下次, 我是山姆和艾拉,我和 |
| 143 | Rubella. | 鲁贝拉 |
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