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居然在现实里撞见"二次元女主"!她太酷了!!!(第一部分)

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0:00If you would have a chance to get famous, where would it be?如果你有机会出名,那会在哪里?
0:05Pornhub色情电影
0:07Hi, I'm Marcus, and I'm a Pornhub recruiter嗨,我是马库斯,我是Pornhub招募者
0:10I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding我开玩笑,我开玩笑,我开玩笑
0:12In this video, I finally found the real-life anime girl with big boobies在这段录像里,我终于找到一个 和大咪咪在一起的真命天女
0:17I'm not kidding我没开玩笑
0:18You are a savage你是个野蛮人
0:21Yeah
0:22Oh damn, that was sexy, yeah?哦,该死,那是性感的,是吗?
0:24Okay还好
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1If you would have a chance to get famous, where would it be?如果你有机会出名,那会在哪里?
2Pornhub色情电影
3Hi, I'm Marcus, and I'm a Pornhub recruiter嗨,我是马库斯,我是Pornhub招募者
4I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding我开玩笑,我开玩笑,我开玩笑
5In this video, I finally found the real-life anime girl with big boobies在这段录像里,我终于找到一个 和大咪咪在一起的真命天女
6I'm not kidding我没开玩笑
7You are a savage你是个野蛮人
8Yeah
9Oh damn, that was sexy, yeah?哦,该死,那是性感的,是吗?
10Okay还好
11Yeah
12My name is Marcus, but you can call me baby我叫马库斯 但你可以叫我宝贝
13Mama, I see you now妈妈,我现在看见你了
14You're the best你最厉害了
15My dude我的伙计
16Hi, daddy顿 
17But before I met her, I met this beautiful chick但在我遇见她之前 我遇见了一个美丽的小妞
18This girl speaks English in front of me?这个女孩在我面前说英语?
19No没有
20Come on, man来吧,伙计
21No, she's talking Arabic不,她在说阿拉伯语
22She looks so good by the way, right?顺便说一句,她看起来很好,对吧?
23Thank you谢谢
24Oh, she understand it?哦,她明白了吗?
25No, she don't understand nothing不,她什么也不懂,她不会明白的
26Damn该死的
27But I'm gonna explain that to you但我会跟你解释的
28What do you want to say to her?你想跟她说什么?
29I wanted to say to her that我想对她说
30Thank you for being so beautiful谢谢你这么漂亮
31That's so kind这太客气了
32That's so kind of you你真好心,你这么好心
33By the way, she said you are so beautiful too对了 她说你也很漂亮
34I swear我发誓
35Good lead不错
36Me?我吗?
37Your self-confidence is down你的自信已经低落了
38Man, why?为什么?
39Look at me看着我
40我想你在YouTube上会
41你做YouTube吗?
42You got me你让我
43我看起来像个YouTuber?
44You are琌
45He looks like a star他看起来像一颗星星
46That's kind of you你真好心,你还好
47Thank you so much谢谢
48What's her name and how old is she?她叫什么名字 多大年纪了?
49She's 19她19岁
50Wait, what's her name?等等,她叫什么来着?
51Dunia邓妮娅
52The meaning of this这个的意义
53This name is like这个名字就像
54The world这个世界
55You know what?你知道吗?
56She's my world她是我的世界,我爱她
57She said she's gonna learn她说她会学的
58The language English语言英语
59The reason is you是因为你
60I'm gonna do我会做的
61Follow for you跟着你
62And accept that并接受这一点
63Then we talk later, okay?然后我们再谈,好吗?
64I'm sorry对不起
65I'm just looking at her beautiful face我只是看着她美丽的脸
66She's Moroccan girl她是摩洛哥女孩,你认识她吗?
67That's why she's beautiful所以她才这么漂亮
68Dude, Moroccan girls伙计,摩洛哥女孩
69I love you我爱你
70You speak Spanish你会说西班牙语
71You speak Spanish?你会说西班牙语吗?
72I speak Spanish我讲西班牙语
73Why you look like an anime?你为什么看起来像动漫?
74I don't我没有
75Cool凉爽
76I like your style by the way我喜欢你的风格
77Thank you谢谢
78You're too cool for me你对我太酷了
79I don't know what to do我不知道该怎么办
80You speak English你会说英语
81Of course I speak English我当然会说英语
82What do you mean?你说什么?
83Normally you're from Spain, right?通常你来自西班牙,对吧?
84Yeah, most of you guys don't speak English是啊,你们大多数人不会说英语
85I knowи笵
86I got your point我得到了你的观点
87How did you learn English?你怎么学英语的?
88Because I play video games and in Europe因为我在欧洲玩电子游戏
89Not everybody speaks Spanish不是每个人都会说西班牙语
90Okay还好
91What games do you play?你玩什么游戏?
92Okay, I used to play because I can't好吧,我曾经玩 因为我不能
93play right now现在玩
94Yeah
95That's too easy这太容易了
96Yeah
97And when the conversation started to get a little当谈话开始有点
98bit fun, someone有点有趣,有人
99entered her room进入她的房间
100I got banned 400 hours我被禁赛400小时
101Just for insulting French people只因为侮辱法国人
102What do you want from me?你想从我这里得到什么?
103Give me a minute给我一分钟
104She's too high她太兴奋了
105In a while I'll go一会儿我就走了
106In 10 minutes I'll go十分钟后我就走
107Ask for a while问一会
108No, wake up please不,请醒醒
109My grandma我外婆,我爷爷
110Are we disturbing her?我们打扰她了吗?
111No, she's disturbing me不,她烦我
112But we're good, right?但我们很好,对吧?
113We're not disturbing her?我们没有打扰她?
114No we're not, she wants me to disturb her不,我们不是,她要我打扰她
115She's bored?她无聊吗?
116Yeah
117We're bored too, I want to talk to you我们也很无聊 我想和你谈谈
118Tell your grandma I'm talking to you first告诉你奶奶我先跟你说话
119Yeah
120I told her I will go later我告诉她我待会去
121Okay, thanks for this sacrifice好吧,谢谢你的牺牲
122Wait单单
123How怎么样
124Don't tell me you don't have a boyfriend别告诉我你没有男朋友
125Because you're in a czar, right?因为你是沙皇 对吧?
126Most people here are single这里大多数人都是单身
127Do I look like I have a boyfriend?我看起来像有男朋友吗?
128Do you not see yourself in the难道你看不到自己在
129Camera right now?摄影机吗?
130You look你看着
131Good, look at you不错,看看你
132You look really good你看起来不错
133I look scary我看起来很恐怖
134Scary吓人
135Are you serious right now bro?你现在是认真的吗,兄弟?
136Stupid bitch蠢货
137You look beautiful as f***你看起来美极了
138Girl姑娘们
139That's for you, but for Spanish这是给你的,但西班牙语
140People I'm a f***ing weirdo人我是个怪人
141I'm scary我吓坏了
142And I'll stop我会停下来
143You know what, because they don't understand fashion你知道吗,因为他们不懂时尚
144You know你知道吗
145Yeah they just don't是啊,他们只是不
146Okay, her laugh is kind of scary好吧,她的笑声有点吓人
147Yeah
148I'm not fashionable enough, but我不够时尚,但
149I understand that she我理解她的话
150Yes, finally someone是的,终于有人
151Stupid bitch蠢货
152How do you call this look, huh?你怎么称呼这个样子?
153I don't really f***ing know我其实不知道
154You're like a mixture of something你就像一个混合的东西
155像Lolly、Goth、Emo一样
156I don't know我不知道,你觉得呢?
157No没有
158Got my life in two pieces我的生活一分为二
159Wait, how old are you?等等,你几岁了?
16021页:1
161Okay还好
162Do you drive?你会开车吗?
163I mean I can't drive, I drove我的意思是,我不能开车,我开车
164But I cannot anymore但我不能再这样下去了
165I just can't drive我只是不能开车
166Motorcycles, motorbikes摩托车、摩托车
167Whatever it's called, that's it管它叫什么,就这样
168No, like I said, you can drive不,就像我说的,你可以开车
169Me without a driver's license没有驾照的我
170I'm sorry, come back, come back对不起,回来,回来
171I'm not gonna say that again我不会再说一遍的
172I'm here, don't worry, I don't get scared that easily man我在这,别担心,我不怕那人
173I want youи璶
174And I'mma have you而我会拥有你
175I'm gonna rizz up your grandma我要打发你奶奶
176What's up grandma?奶奶怎么样?
177Come here过来
178No, no, no, I'm kidding不,不,不,我开玩笑的
179It's okay, I get it, I'm small but not that small没关系,我明白,我虽小,但没那么小
180Wait, how tall are you then?等等,那你有多高? 高吗?
1811, 4, 5第1、4、5条
182Whoa, that's kawaii level哇,这是卡瓦伊级别
183Kawaii level my ass川井关我屁股
184It's sad难过
185 ̅
186Maybe if you're like chubby or a little bit fat也许如果你像胖子或有点胖
187You would look like a f***ing can你看起来像一个f***ing罐
188Or like a f***ing ball或像飞球
189I'mma f***ing stick with balloons in the front我要用气球在前面粘着
190The boobies咪咪们
191I swear我发誓
192Wait, wait, wait, wait单单 单单
193You're this funny and you got this look right?你这么好笑,你长得像吗?
194Are you somewhat like a streamer or something?你有点像流水车之类的吗?
195Before?以前吗?
196No, not, I'm too shy to be a streamer不,不,我太害羞了,不能当流浪汉
197Just imagine, I'm playing League of Legends想象一下,我在玩传奇联盟
198And I'm talking to a f***ing camera我在对着一个f***ing相机说话
199That's not how I came我不是这么来的
200What?你说什么?
201I'm talking alone我一个人说话
202You don't talk to the people watching?你不跟观众说话?
203Imagine, a random came and saw me like this想象一下,一个随机出现,看到我这样
204Or insulting someone或是侮辱别人
205I don't f***ing care我不关心
206He will be like他会像
207And I will be like我会像
208Bro, what the f*** is you even talking about bro?兄弟,你在说什么?
209Are you famous somewhere?你在哪里出名吗?
210Like in any social media?像在任何社交媒体?
211No, I'm famous in my tongue because I'm a bitch不,我在舌头上很出名 因为我是个婊子
212No, I'm kidding不,我开玩笑的
213Stupid bitch蠢货
214Hey, don't say that别这么说
215You're really attractive你真的很有魅力吗?
216To be honest, I'm not gonna lie老实说,我不会撒谎
217Thank you谢谢
218Yeah, for sure是啊,当然
219When I used to play以前我玩的时候
220I did this thing我做了这件事
221You know, there's some guys that they你知道,有些家伙 他们
222See women in real life现实生活中见女人
223So then when you hear a woman in the game所以当你听到一个女人在游戏中
224They're like, say UwU please他们喜欢,说UwU请
225And drop your skins and buy you things, you know?放下你的皮肤 买你的东西,你知道吗?
226I was the girl who did我是那个女孩做的
227UwU and Oninchan吴宇和小仁
228It's an evil world we live in这是一个邪恶的世界,我们生活
229So you're basically saying you got free stuff before所以你基本上说你有 免费的东西之前
230Just because you're a UwU in the game就因为你是游戏中的UwU
231Business are business, man生意就是生意 伙计
232It's an evil world we live in这是一个邪恶的世界,我们生活
233Now that you mention that现在,你提到
234I need to hear that UwU我要听那个乌乌
235Oh my god天呐
236Let me try, let me try让我试试,让我试试
237What the actual fuck什么他妈的
238I can't even do that我甚至不能做到这一点
239You did better than me你比我强
240Oh my god天呐
241Oh my god, man哦,我的上帝,伙计
242They play like die他们玩的就像死一样
243They are just feeding the enemy team all the time他们一直在喂敌军
244No, the feeders不,是支线
245I know the feeders我认识供养者
246Yeah, I know the feeling是啊,我知道的感觉
247Well, they go like running and like嗯,他们去 像跑和喜欢
248Kill me daddy, please kill me杀了我爸爸,求你杀了我
249Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust求主怜悯,我快崩溃了
250Why does this sound good?为什么这听起来不错?
251That's why I go banned所以我被禁赛了
252Stupid bitch蠢货
253Are you okay?你没事吧?
254And then I told her about the history of Philippines然后我告诉她菲律宾的历史
255With her country, Spain与她的祖国西班牙
256Filipinos are very mixed with Spain菲律宾人和西班牙人混在一起
257Because you know因为你知道
258Like喜欢
259Your country贵国
260Are people是人吗?
261And then there is you还有你
262You're cute because the Spanish你很可爱,因为西班牙人
263Fuck your mom去你妈的
264God damn该死的
265Oh man, I have to stop哦,伙计,我必须停止
266I gotta stop, I'm going to get banned again我得停下来,我又要被禁赛了
267No, that's funny, what the fuck不,这很有趣,什么他妈的
268I swear to god, I'm a good girl我发誓,我是个好女孩
269Yeah
270That's badass, dude好厉害
271I wanna be your friend, so bad我想成为你的朋友,如此糟糕
272Be my friend then做我的朋友,那就做个朋友
273If you were a streamer, I would watch you如果你是个流星人,我会看着你
274To be honest老实说
275Oh my god天呐
276I mean, if you like dark humor我的意思是,如果你喜欢黑暗的幽默
277Watch me, if you don't看着我,如果你不
278Better don't最好别这样
279But I don't know if you can survive但我不知道你能活下来
280If you can survive如果你能活下来
281Doing the streaming career做流传的事业
282Because we will get banned因为我们会被禁赛
283Every time每次都这样
284Yeah, I will probably get banned at the first stream是啊,我可能会被禁 在第一流
285And just one people is watching me只有一个人在监视我
286No, you don't know that不,你不知道这个
287I do know it我当然知道
288Because I don't have so much friends here因为我这里没有这么多朋友
289Why?为什么?
290Because the Spanish guys are so freaking dumb因为西班牙人太蠢了
291I mean, you can't imagine how dumb they are我的意思是,你无法想象他们有多蠢
292I hate them我恨他们
293So much这么多
294People of my age我这个年纪的人
295Are too dumb这么笨
296What age is your type though虽然你喜欢什么年龄
297For a man为了男人
2983030个
299No, not 30不,不是30个
30020s, good二十多岁,不错
301What 20s?什么20岁?
302Early 20s20岁早期
303With a huge amount of money带着一大笔钱
304In the bank在银行里
305Yo
306I'm in my 20s我20多岁了
307And I got decent money我有钱
308In the bank too在银行里
309Damn, hello该死,你好
310Hello哈罗
311You're so enjoyable to talk to很高兴能跟你说话
312Imagine if you stream想象一下如果你流淌
313Yeah, I bet you will have a lot of fun with me是啊,我敢打赌,你会有很多乐趣与我
314If you play with me如果你跟我玩的话
315That sounds so freaking bad actually这听起来真糟糕
316Video games电子游戏
317Right?对吧?
318Not all their type of playing不是他们所有的游戏类型
319If you would have a chance to get famous如果你有机会出名的话
320Where will it be?它会在哪里?
321What do you mean?你说什么?
322If you would have a chance to get famous如果你有机会出名的话
323Where will it be?它会在哪里?
324Tiktok, Facebook, Twitch, YouTube (中文(简体) ).
325What do you mean where?何谓何处.
326Where, yeah在哪里,对
327Pornhub色情电影
328You look like you don't even have你看起来像你甚至没有
329Experience of经验
330Pornhub色情电影
331I better shut my mouth我最好闭嘴
332Shut your mouth闭嘴
333Well, she didn't shut her mouth她没闭上嘴
334And she told me too much她告诉我太多
335Too much information信息过多
336You are a savage你是个野蛮人
337Yeah
338Oh damn, that was sexy, yeah?哦,该死,那是性感的,是吗?
339What?你说什么?
340Yeah
341Oh f**k, you know why?哦 f**k 你知道为什么吗?
342Sometimes I do like the有时候我喜欢
343Uber voice for no reason无故发出Uber的声音
344Because I know it's cringe因为我知道这是克林格
345But I have an ex但我有个前任
346That while we were f**king讽и
347He asked me to moan like a loli他让我呻吟得像洛利一样
348And I was like, I'm not doing that sh**我当时想,我不做那sh**
349I mean I can't f**k with you if I'm我是说,我不能和你在一起,如果我是
350Doing like喜欢
351I can't我不能这样
352Pay me给我钱
353For money为了钱
354I will do it我会的
355How much are we talking?我们要谈多少钱?
356I mean it depends我的意思是,这取决于
357For you, ten dollars给你十块
358Send me your PayPal把你的工资单给我
359I don't have people我没有人
360How am I going to send我该怎么送
361Ten dollars then?那10块呢?
362Don't worry别担心
363Just go to Spain去西班牙吧,去西班牙
364Oh my god天呐
365Yeah
366Hey, you can't say those嘿,你不能说那些
367Things that easily, okay?事情很容易,好吗?
368Because you're actually hot因为你很性感
369I'm not, you're just lying我没有 你在撒谎
370Okay, so she has given me好吧,所以她给我
371These faces a lot of times already这么多次了
372So we gotta make a move所以我们得行动
373Listen, listen, listen听着,听着,听着
374Come closer, come closer靠近点,靠近点
375Yeah, did you see what I did there?是啊,你看到我做了什么吗?
376I made you come with one finger, imagine if I did too我让你只用一根手指 想象一下如果我也这样
377Oh
378What什麽?
379Oh my god, I'm sorry哦,我的上帝,对不起
380Okay, come back, come back, this is serious, this is serious好吧,回来,回来,这是严重的,这是严重的
381Don't do that, you're actually beautiful不要这样,你真美
382For me, okay?对我来说,好吗?
383Oh my god天呐
384Where are your glasses?你的眼镜呢?
385You're making me blush你让我脸红
386Alright, come好吧,来吧
387Oh
388I did two now我现在做了两个
389Okay, come, come, come好,来吧,来吧,来吧
390Yes, daddy对,爸爸
391Oh my god天呐
392You really know my weakness, huh?你真的知道我的弱点,是吧?
393You just talk like你只是说话像
394The books I read, oh my god我读的书,哦,我的上帝
395I love English so much我很喜欢英语
396Huh?是吗?
397You wanted to be你想成为
398A streamer, right?一个流星客,对不对?
399Now here's the problem现在的问题是
400Your PC is dead你的电脑坏了
401作为f**k
402I don't care, I can我无所谓,我可以
403What does it need right now, like它现在需要什么,比如
404How much do you need你需要多少钱
405For it to start running again, your computer为了让它重新开始运行 你的电脑
406Almost 2000 euros将近2000欧元
4072000 euros?2000欧元?
408Almost差点
409So expensive这么贵
410How much you got right now?你现在有多少钱?
411Okay, I can't show you actually好吧,我无法告诉你实际上
41219 cents19分钱
413Dude, you're broke as f**k哥们,你破产了
414You gotta look at this看看这个
415Oh f**k, wait哦,f**k,等待着
416Too many cents?太多钱了?
417It's so heavy, this shit is heavy as f**k这么重,这狗屎很重
418I'm rich我有钱
419There's like 10 euros here这里大概有10欧元
420Just in cents刚刚一毛钱
421Okay, why not start好吧,为什么不开始
422Wait, be careful with the tongue, alright?等等,小心舌头,好吗?
423Listen听着
424More更多
425We have a problem there我们有麻烦了
426I can't control我无法控制
427I'm gonna take you with me我带你一起走
428Take me with you带我一起走
429Anywhere, baby任何地方,宝贝
430Yeah, let's go to the living room是啊,我们去客厅
431Don't scare别怕
432Don't get scared if you look at me看着我,别怕
433And I'm too pale, okay?我太苍白了,好吗?
434Cause there is more light因为还有更多的光
435In the living room and I'm too white在客厅,我太白了
436Hello哈罗
437No matter how pale you are, I'm gonna make you red in the bed无论你多苍白 我都会把你弄红在床上
438You look good, dude你看起来不错,伙计
439I look so white, I don't like it我看起来好白,我不喜欢
440You wanna be black?你想变成黑人吗?
441No black, but you know, in Spain没有黑人,但在西班牙
442Being not white is bad白不白是坏的
443Cause I look sick因为我看起来病了
444You wanna get slapped and turn red?你想被扇耳光然后变红吗?
445Yes, daddy对,爸爸
446I should probably stop我也许应该停下来
447Blood?血迹?
448Okay, no blood好吧,没有血
449Say hello打个招呼
450Hello哈罗
451说f**k你
452Hello哈罗
453She got the gap她得到了差距
454Oh my god, no, you don't哦,我的上帝,不,你没有
455Hey, hey, you're doing dark humor to me too嘿,嘿,你对我做黑暗的幽默
456She's 83她83岁了
457I don't care我无所谓
458I saw your tattoos on your hands我看到你手上的纹身
459I don't get tattoos我没有纹身
460You do god damn你做该死的
461Do this这样做
462No, no, f**k this不,不,这个
463Oh, I got a skin problem here哦,我这里有皮肤问题
464Oh yeah, I can see the tattoos there哦,是的,我可以看到 纹身在那里
465Hi, daddy顿 
466Oh
467There you go给你
468I got a lot我有很多东西
469Can you choke me?你能掐住我吗?
470Guys, we got a problem伙计们,我们有麻烦了
471Our conversation was already long我们的对话已经很长了
472Right?对吧?
473Guess what?你猜怎么着?
474I still got 4 hours left我还有四个小时
475So see you in the part 2那么,在第二部分再见
476但我会提前给你她的Instagram
477You're welcome不用谢
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