我爸新交的女友，居然比我还小……
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | So how are you kids holding up? | 你们还好吧? |
| 0:03 | We're, uh, we're good, Dad. | 我们,呃,我们很好,爸爸。 |
| 0:06 | Yeah, I mean, as good as we can be. | 是啊,我的意思是,尽可能好。 |
| 0:12 | How are, um, how are you doing? | 你好吗? |
| 0:16 | You know, a lot better than I was a year ago. | 你知道,比我一年前好多了。 |
| 0:21 | And, uh, not a day goes by that I don't still miss your mom. | 而且,呃,没有一天过去了, 我仍然不想念你妈妈。 |
| 0:26 | Yeah, of course. | 当然 |
| 0:30 | See, but here's the thing. | 看,但事情是这样的。 |
| 0:31 | I, um, actually started seeing someone already. | 我,嗯,实际上,开始 与某人已经。 |
| 0:38 | Oh, really? | 是吗? |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | So how are you kids holding up? | 你们还好吧? |
| 2 | We're, uh, we're good, Dad. | 我们,呃,我们很好,爸爸。 |
| 3 | Yeah, I mean, as good as we can be. | 是啊,我的意思是,尽可能好。 |
| 4 | How are, um, how are you doing? | 你好吗? |
| 5 | You know, a lot better than I was a year ago. | 你知道,比我一年前好多了。 |
| 6 | And, uh, not a day goes by that I don't still miss your mom. | 而且,呃,没有一天过去了, 我仍然不想念你妈妈。 |
| 7 | Yeah, of course. | 当然 |
| 8 | See, but here's the thing. | 看,但事情是这样的。 |
| 9 | I, um, actually started seeing someone already. | 我,嗯,实际上,开始 与某人已经。 |
| 10 | Oh, really? | 是吗? |
| 11 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 12 | I mean, that's great. | 我的意思是,这是伟大的。 |
| 13 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 14 | I mean, if that's okay with you guys. | 我是说,如果你们不介意的话 |
| 15 | Yeah, I mean, of course. | 是的,我的意思是,当然。 |
| 16 | We just want you to be happy. | 我们只想让你快乐 |
| 17 | Have you met her kids yet, or? | 你见过她的孩子了吗? |
| 18 | Oh, no, no, no. | 哦,不,不,没有。 |
| 19 | She doesn't have kids. | 她没有孩子。 |
| 20 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 21 | No kids. | 没有孩子。 |
| 22 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 23 | She's not at that point in her life yet. | 她还没到那个时候 |
| 24 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 25 | Yet? | 还没有? |
| 26 | Yet. | 还没有 |
| 27 | This is amazing. | 这是惊人的。 |
| 28 | Did you say yet? | 你说呢? |
| 29 | So I love you guys so much. | 所以我非常爱你们 |
| 30 | Hey, sweetheart. | 嘿,亲爱的。 |
| 31 | Did you say yet, Dad? | 你说了没有,爸爸? |
| 32 | It's okay, honey. | 没事的 亲爱的 |
| 33 | Come on out. | 出来 |
| 34 | Hey there, kiddos. | 嘿,孩子们。 |
| 35 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 36 | You're gonna love her. | 你会爱上她的 |
| 37 | Sweetheart. | 亲爱的 |
| 38 | Hi. | 顿 |
| 39 | I am so glad to meet you both. | 很高兴见到你们俩 |
| 40 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 41 | I'm, like, nervous. | 我一样,紧张。 |
| 42 | Oh, don't need to be sweet. | 哦,不需要甜点。 |
| 43 | Claire just said she wants me to be happy. | 克莱尔只是说 她希望我快乐。 |
| 44 | I did say that. | 我说了 |
| 45 | You two are even more beautiful than your dad advertised. | 你们两个比你爸爸的广告还漂亮 |
| 46 | Uh, can I stop being so weird and awkward? | 呃,我可以停止 如此怪异和尴尬? |
| 47 | Right? | 对吧? |
| 48 | You want to introduce yourselves, please? | 你想自我介绍一下吗? |
| 49 | Mikey, go ahead and introduce yourself. | 迈克,你先自我介绍一下 |
| 50 | I have heard so much about you. | 我听说了很多关于你的事 |
| 51 | You cutie patootie. | 你可爱的帕图蒂。 |
| 52 | Mikey, take the fist out of your mouth and say something, please. | 迈克,把拳头从嘴里拿出来 并说些什么,请。 |
| 53 | You want me to say something? | 你要我说什么? |
| 54 | Yes, I want you to say something, Mikey, please. | 是的,我想你说话,迈克,请。 |
| 55 | I don't know if you want to hear what he has to say, Dad. | 我不知道你想听他说什么,爸爸 |
| 56 | You want to say something, Dad? | 你想说什么,爸爸? |
| 57 | Yeah, I'd like to say something. | 是的,我想说点什么。 |
| 58 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 59 | Say you love our family. | 说你爱我们的家人 |
| 60 | Wrong! | 错了! |
| 61 | This what? | 这什么? |
| 62 | Whoa. | 珃 |
| 63 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 64 | Whoa, what, what? | 或 |
| 65 | How old is she? | 她几岁了? |
| 66 | How old are you? | 你几岁了? |
| 67 | Excuse me? | 你说什么? |
| 68 | Michael Anthony, I've raised you better than men. | 迈克尔 安东尼,我把你养得比男人好 |
| 69 | You never, ever ask a woman's age. | 你从不问女人的年龄 |
| 70 | Calm down, grizzly bear. | 冷静点,灰熊 |
| 71 | It's fine. | 没事 |
| 72 | Grizzly bear? | 灰熊吗? |
| 73 | I think that's a valid question. | 我认为这是一个有效的问题。 |
| 74 | But I don't really believe in age. | 但我不相信年龄 |
| 75 | Oh, it's not really something that's, like, an optional belief. | 哦,这不是真正的东西 喜欢,可选的信仰。 |
| 76 | It's kind of a mathematical fact. | 这是一个数学的事实。 |
| 77 | Okay, I guess if I had to put a number on it... | 好吧,我想如果我必须加一个号码... |
| 78 | Could you? | 你能吗? |
| 79 | I would say we're over 30, right? | 我会说我们超过30,对不对? |
| 80 | 25. | 25号. |
| 81 | 25? | 25岁? |
| 82 | She's a year older than I thought she was. | 她比我想象的要大一岁 |
| 83 | I'm 25, Dad. | 我25岁,爸爸。 |
| 84 | Yeah, okay, big deal! | 是啊,好吧,大问题! |
| 85 | The cat's out of the bag, but this is a little bit younger than me. | 猫从袋子里出来,但这比我年轻一点 |
| 86 | A bit? | 有一点? |
| 87 | I'm just a bit younger. | 我只是有点年轻。 |
| 88 | She's less than half your age. | 她还不到你年龄的一半 |
| 89 | Yeah, I'm not sure that's exactly true, okay? | 是的,我不确定 这完全是真的,好吗? |
| 90 | Uh, it is. | 嗯,这是。 |
| 91 | It's mathematically true. | 数学上是真实的. |
| 92 | Literally true. | 说真的 |
| 93 | Well, you know, like, Epstein said age is just a number. | 爱泼斯坦说年龄只是个数字 |
| 94 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 95 | Epstein. | 爱泼斯坦. |
| 96 | Einstein. | 爱因斯坦 |
| 97 | Wait, what did I say? | 等等,我说什么? |
| 98 | You said Epstein. | 你说爱泼斯坦。 |
| 99 | Who's Epstein, sweet cakes? | 谁是爱泼斯坦,甜饼? |
| 100 | That is the guy with the eyelids. | 就是那个有眼皮的家伙 |
| 101 | Oh, the kid? | 哦,那个孩子? |
| 102 | Oh, Jesus Christ, no. | 哦,耶稣基督,没有。 |
| 103 | No, I didn't mean... | 不,我不是那个意思... |
| 104 | I meant Einstein. | 我是说爱因斯坦 |
| 105 | Do not compare me to Epstein. | 别把我和爱泼斯坦比起来 |
| 106 | Well, you did, and you did. | 嗯,你做到了,你做到了,你做到了。 |
| 107 | I said Einstein. | 我说爱因斯坦。 |
| 108 | I meant Einstein said age is just a number. | 我是说爱因斯坦说年龄只是一个数字 |
| 109 | Einstein didn't say that. | 爱因斯坦没这么说 |
| 110 | The point is, Mikey, we're in love, and we make each other very, very happy. | 重点是,迈克,我们恋爱了 我们让彼此非常,非常快乐 |
| 111 | We're so happy. | 我们很高兴。 |
| 112 | That's all that matters. | 这就是最重要的。 |
| 113 | That's what you said, Claire, right? | 是你说的,克莱尔,对吧? |
| 114 | Ah, it feels like you're kind of using that against me now, but yeah, I guess. | 感觉你好像在用那个来对付我 但是我想是的 |
| 115 | You guess? | 你猜吗? |
| 116 | You don't want your daddy to be happy? | 你不想你爸爸高兴吗? |
| 117 | Ah, but let's not call him daddy. | 但别叫他爸爸 |
| 118 | She didn't. | 她没有。 |
| 119 | She was referring to me as your daddy, which is mathematically correct, right, Claire? | 她叫我你爸爸 这在数学上是正确的 对吧 克莱尔 |
| 120 | No. | 没有 |
| 121 | Don't worry, sister. | 别担心,妹妹。 |
| 122 | I do not call him daddy usually. | 我通常不会叫他爸爸的 |
| 123 | Don't call me sister. | 别叫我姐姐 |
| 124 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 125 | Because that's really fucking weird. | 因为这真的很他妈的奇怪。 |
| 126 | How? | 怎么会? |
| 127 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 128 | Oh, it's because I'm having sex with your dad. | 是因为我和你爸爸做爱了 |
| 129 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be it. | 是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊,就是这样。 |
| 130 | Lots of sex, by the way. | 顺便说一句 很多性爱 |
| 131 | Kill yourself. | 自杀吧 |
| 132 | And if I was your sister, that would be not good. | 如果我是你妹妹,那会不好 |
| 133 | So gross. | 太恶心了 |
| 134 | It'd be incest is what it would be. | 会是乱伦 |
| 135 | That's the only problem. | 这是唯一的问题。 |
| 136 | That'd be like some deep south Alabama stuff. | 就像阿拉巴马州南部的东西 |
| 137 | Oh god, I've messed up. | 哦,上帝,我已经搞砸了。 |
| 138 | Sweetheart, you did not mess up anything, sugarcane. | 亲爱的,你没有搞砸任何东西,甘蔗。 |
| 139 | No, I have messed this up because you guys definitely don't want to hear about me and | 不,我搞砸了,因为 你们绝对不想听到我和 |
| 140 | your daddy having sex. | 你爸爸在做爱 |
| 141 | Yes. | 对 |
| 142 | So please fucking stop saying it. | 所以,请他妈的停止说。 |
| 143 | And stop calling him daddy. | 别再叫他爸爸了 |
| 144 | I'm sorry, I don't even know why I'm doing it. | 对不起,我甚至不知道为什么我这样做。 |
| 145 | I don't know why I'm calling him daddy. | 我不知道为什么我叫他爸爸 |
| 146 | I don't do that. | 我不这样做。 |
| 147 | Well, that's a relief. | 嗯,这是一个解脱。 |
| 148 | Oh, but that's not exactly true, my redheaded queen. | 哦,但这不是真的,我的红发女王。 |
| 149 | Remember the other night with the... | 记得那晚... |
| 150 | Dad! | 父亲! |
| 151 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 152 | I didn't say it! | 我没有说! |
| 153 | What is this? | 这是什么? |
| 154 | It was a mime, Mikey. | 是个谜,迈克 |
| 155 | That's not saying it. | 这不是说。 |
| 156 | And that was a lot tamer than what it actually was. | 这比实际的要温和得多。 |
| 157 | I don't want to hear that shit. | 我不想听这些废话。 |
| 158 | Oh, I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 159 | I didn't know we were prudes in this house. | 我不知道我们是冒牌货 |
| 160 | We're not prudes, dad. | 我们不是冒牌货,爸爸 |
| 161 | That's just gross. | 这太恶心了 |
| 162 | It is not gross. | 这不是恶心的。 |
| 163 | It is beautiful. | 这是美丽的。 |
| 164 | It's more gross than it is beautiful. | 它比美丽还恶心 |
| 165 | Okay, okay. | 好,好,好,我们走 |
| 166 | I know this is a little strange. | 我知道这有点奇怪 |
| 167 | Mm-hmm. | 对 |
| 168 | But I love your father so much. | 但我非常爱你的父亲。 |
| 169 | I want to spend the rest of our lives together. | 我想一起度过余生 |
| 170 | What lives? | 什么样的生活? |
| 171 | He's got like 30 years at best. | 他最多还有30年 |
| 172 | Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you? | 天啊,你这是怎么了? |
| 173 | Well, I'm just saying. | 我只是说说而已 |
| 174 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, just saying. | 是啊,是啊,是啊,只是说。 |
| 175 | Even if that's true, I will love your father until he's old and gray. | 就算是真的,我也会爱你的父亲,直到他老了又灰。 |
| 176 | Well, I believe that because he's already old and gray. | 嗯,我相信,因为他已经老了,灰色。 |
| 177 | Jesus Christ, tell me what you really feel. | 老天,告诉我你的感受 |
| 178 | We've been telling you how we feel this whole time. | 我们一直在告诉你我们的感受 |
| 179 | You're too old for her. | 你对她太老了 |
| 180 | Oh, shut up, Mikey. | 哦,闭嘴,迈克。 |
| 181 | You don't know shit. | 你根本不懂这些 |
| 182 | Do not listen to them, honey. | 别听他们的 亲爱的 |
| 183 | You are so young and spry. | 你这么年轻,又小 |
| 184 | No, he's not. | 不,他没有。 |
| 185 | No, he is. | 没有,他是。 |
| 186 | And I'll give you an example. | 且举个例子. |
| 187 | Please don't. | 请不要。 |
| 188 | This guy, your dad... | 这家伙,你爸爸... |
| 189 | Please don't, please don't. | 请不要,请不要。 |
| 190 | ...doesn't need a pill to get the little guy gone. | ...不需要药药就能把小家伙带走 |
| 191 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 192 | It's true. | 这是真的。 |
| 193 | This little one, her body, all the Viagra in my little guy needs. | 这个小的,她的身体, 所有伟哥在我的小家伙需要。 |
| 194 | You dog. | 你这个狗 |
| 195 | Stop calling your penis little guy. | 别叫你小弟弟 |
| 196 | Why would you even do that? | 你为什么要这么做? |
| 197 | It needs to have a name, Mikey. | 它需要有一个名字,迈克。 |
| 198 | We just don't want to hear about your sex life, dad. | 我们只是不想听到 关于你的性生活,爸爸。 |
| 199 | If your father wants to call his penis a little guy, he's going to call it a little guy. | 如果你的父亲想叫他的阴茎 一个小家伙,他会把它叫做一个小家伙。 |
| 200 | It feels like you're stabbing my ears. | 感觉你在刺我耳朵 |
| 201 | Whatever happened to wanting daddy to be happy, Claire? | 克莱儿,希望爸爸快乐到底怎么了? |
| 202 | I didn't mean I wanted you to date a 25-year-old dad. | 我不是要你和一个25岁的爸爸约会 |
| 203 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 204 | I'm sorry I made your life so miserable that you don't want me to ever have any happiness. | 对不起,我让你的生活如此悲惨 你不希望我永远幸福。 |
| 205 | We just don't want to hear about your sex life. | 我们只是不想听到 关于你的性生活。 |
| 206 | I am your father, and you are my kids, and I will share with you whatever I want to share with you. | 我是你的父亲,你们是我的孩子 我会和你们分享我想分享的一切 |
| 207 | Whether it's my sex life, whether it's a bud's life, but it's more likely going to be your sex life, okay? | 不管是我的性生活,还是萌芽的生活, 但它更可能是你的性生活,好吗? |
| 208 | Because I'm proud. | 因为我很骄傲 |
| 209 | All right? | 好吗? |
| 210 | I'm proud of my virality, and you should be too. | 我以我的病毒性为荣 你应该也一样 |
| 211 | And the fact that you're not supporting me? | 而你不支持我吗? |
| 212 | Very disappointing. | 非常令人失望。 |
| 213 | What is that? | 这是什么? |
| 214 | You used to be a normal dude, dad? | 你以前是个正常人 爸爸? |
| 215 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 216 | I think let's just reset. | и稱и璶穝 |
| 217 | I think I'm new, and I'm fresh, and you don't know anything about me, so please ask me questions. | 我想我是新来的,我又新鲜,你对我一无所知,所以请问我问题. |
| 218 | I'm an open book. | 我是一个开放的书。 |
| 219 | I'll start. | 我会开始。 |
| 220 | Are you a gold digger? | 你是掘金者吗? |
| 221 | No. | 没有 |
| 222 | A hooker? | 一个妓女? |
| 223 | No. | 没有 |
| 224 | A sex worker in any way? | 性工作吗? |
| 225 | No. | 没有 |
| 226 | A prostitute? | 妓女吗? |
| 227 | No. | 没有 |
| 228 | Would you classify yourself as someone who has sex for money? | 你会把自己归类为为了钱而做爱的人吗? |
| 229 | No. | 没有 |
| 230 | Are you trying to take my dad's money? | 你想拿我爸爸的钱吗? |
| 231 | No. | 没有 |
| 232 | Are you having sex with him for his money? | 你为了他的钱跟他做爱? |
| 233 | No. | 没有 |
| 234 | Is there an arrangement here that doesn't fall into any of the categories that I just said, but it basically equates to you stealing my father's money for sex? | 这里是否有一个安排 不属于我刚才所说的任何类别, 但它基本上相当于你偷 我父亲的钱做爱? |
| 235 | No. | 没有 |
| 236 | I don't believe you, but okay, you're a witness. | 我不相信你,但好吧,你是一个证人。 |
| 237 | How did you guys meet? | 你们是怎么认识的? |
| 238 | Fucking sugar daddy dot com. | 他妈的糖爸爸点com。 |
| 239 | Nice one, Claire. | 不错,克莱尔。 |
| 240 | No, it's a real question. | 不,这是一个真正的问题。 |
| 241 | We actually have a really beautiful meet cute story. | 我们有一个非常美丽的相遇 可爱的故事。 |
| 242 | I'd love to hear it. | 愿闻其说. |
| 243 | Okay, don't tell her. | 好吧 别告诉她 |
| 244 | Grizzly, we need to be honest with them. | 灰熊,我们需要对他们诚实。 |
| 245 | My kids don't deserve shit. | 我的孩子不值得狗屎。 |
| 246 | But my kids deserve full disclosure. | 但我的孩子们应该被充分披露 |
| 247 | Honey, they are not gonna like the answer. | 亲爱的,他们不会喜欢答案的 |
| 248 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 249 | Why would we want to hear it, dad? | 我们为什么要听,爸爸? |
| 250 | Because we have boundaries, Claire! | 因为我们有界限,克莱尔! |
| 251 | Okay, so you guys can sit here and talk all about your little guy and you can't tell us your meet cute story? | 好了,所以你们可以坐在这里 谈论所有关于你的小家伙 却不能告诉我们你的相遇可爱的故事? |
| 252 | You know, Claire, you're really annoying. | 你知道,克莱尔,你真的很烦人。 |
| 253 | Whatever, dad. | 随你便 爸爸 |
| 254 | Nerd. | 神经病。 |
| 255 | Vanessa, how did you guys meet? | 凡妮莎,你们是怎么认识的? |
| 256 | I'm a hospice nurse. | 我是一个临时护理员。 |
| 257 | God damn it, sweetie. | 该死的,亲爱的。 |
| 258 | A hospice nurse. | 一个疗养院护士。 |
| 259 | Mikey, I know one person who is a hospice. | 米奇,我认识一个人 谁是一个收容所。 |
| 260 | Guys, I'm the hospice nurse. | 伙计们,我是临时护理员。 |
| 261 | That was with your mother in her final hours and helped transition her to her resting place. | 那是你妈妈在最后的几个小时 帮助她过渡到休息的地方。 |
| 262 | Are you guys fucking kidding me right now? | 你们在开玩笑吗? |
| 263 | Okay, I can tell that you guys are angry, but we asked your mother and she gave us her blessing. | 好吧,我看得出来你们很生气 但我们问你妈妈 她给了我们她的祝福 |
| 264 | She couldn't talk. | 她不能说话。 |
| 265 | It was more of a vibe. | 更像是一种气氛 |
| 266 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 267 | So knowing that, we're cool? | 所以,知道这一点,我们很酷? |
| 268 | I'm going to need some space for a while, dad. | 我需要一些空间,爸爸。 |
| 269 | Yeah, that's the worst thing I've ever heard. | 是啊 这是我听过最糟糕的事了 |
| 270 | I'm going to go. | 我将去。 |
| 271 | You know what? | 你知道吗? |
| 272 | Yeah? | 是吗? |
| 273 | Honestly? | 说实话? |
| 274 | I think that might have gone better than I thought it would. | 我想那可能比我想象的要好 |
| 275 | No, we're horrible. | 不,我们是可怕的。 |
| 276 | Couldn't have gotten more horrible. | 没有比这更可怕的了 |
| 277 | As we have the shittiest meat cube story ever, we are horrible people. | 因为我们有最烂的 肉块故事 有史以来,我们是可怕的人。 |
| 278 | Makes me want you even more. | 让我更想要你 |
| 279 | God damn it! | 该死的! |
| 280 | The kind of sex that Vanessa and I are having would probably make me uncomfortable if I was my child. | 我和凡妮莎的性爱 可能让我不舒服 如果我是我的孩子。 |
| 281 | Which is weird. | 这很奇怪 |
| 282 | If I was my child. | 如果我是我的孩子的话 |
| 283 | With more of a vibe. | 更以气势. |
| 284 | That's not good. | 这可不好 |
| 285 | With more of a vibe. | 更以气势. |
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