用蛋糕伪装成包裹反制快递小偷：一场门廊诱捕实验
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | This is a thief about to steal what he thinks are some brand new airpods. | 这个小偷要偷他认为是全新的空穴 |
| 0:04 | Except it's not, it's cake. | 不过不是,是蛋糕 |
| 0:07 | And this is just one part of my bigger plan to send a message to package thieves. | 这仅仅是我大计划的一部分 向盗贼发送信息 |
| 0:12 | Setting increasingly weirder cakey traps until one of them shares a slice with me to celebrate my birthday. | 设置越来越怪异的陷阱 直到其中一人和我分享一块来庆祝我的生日 |
| 0:22 | So I'm starting off in central London with a phone made from cake. | 我从伦敦市中心开始 用蛋糕做的电话 |
| 0:26 | Excuse me mate, I'm on the phone, there's cake phone. | 对不起,伙计,我在打电话,有蛋糕电话。 |
| 0:30 | Right, we're back in Soho today. | 对,我们今天回到苏浩了 |
| 0:31 | I've not been here since the fateful video where I pickpocket in a pickpocket. | 我从那段命中注定的录影带开始就没来过这里了 我从一个扒手那里偷东西 |
| 0:35 | Safe to say they know my face, so I'm under cover. | 安全地说,他们知道我的脸, 所以我在掩护。 |
| 0:37 | These phones were genuinely amazing. | 这些电话真的很棒 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | This is a thief about to steal what he thinks are some brand new airpods. | 这个小偷要偷他认为是全新的空穴 |
| 2 | Except it's not, it's cake. | 不过不是,是蛋糕 |
| 3 | And this is just one part of my bigger plan to send a message to package thieves. | 这仅仅是我大计划的一部分 向盗贼发送信息 |
| 4 | Setting increasingly weirder cakey traps until one of them shares a slice with me to celebrate my birthday. | 设置越来越怪异的陷阱 直到其中一人和我分享一块来庆祝我的生日 |
| 5 | So I'm starting off in central London with a phone made from cake. | 我从伦敦市中心开始 用蛋糕做的电话 |
| 6 | Excuse me mate, I'm on the phone, there's cake phone. | 对不起,伙计,我在打电话,有蛋糕电话。 |
| 7 | Right, we're back in Soho today. | 对,我们今天回到苏浩了 |
| 8 | I've not been here since the fateful video where I pickpocket in a pickpocket. | 我从那段命中注定的录影带开始就没来过这里了 我从一个扒手那里偷东西 |
| 9 | Safe to say they know my face, so I'm under cover. | 安全地说,他们知道我的脸, 所以我在掩护。 |
| 10 | These phones were genuinely amazing. | 这些电话真的很棒 |
| 11 | They've chocolate on the outside, cake in the middle. | 外面有巧克力,中间有蛋糕 |
| 12 | They do have a screen on, but look at that. | 他们确实有屏幕,但你看。 |
| 13 | That looks a lot more realistic. | 这看起来更现实。 |
| 14 | I implanted air tags under the sugar screens so we could track the thieves when they take them. | 我在糖幕下植入了空气标签 这样我们就能追踪那些盗贼 |
| 15 | And set up hidden cameras to monitor what's going on. | 并设置隐藏的摄像头来监视事情的发展. |
| 16 | Alright, crop in if you can see us. | 好吧,收割,如果你能看到我们。 |
| 17 | And as this was central London, it didn't take long for someone to take an interest in the phone. | 由于这里是伦敦市中心, 不久有人开始对电话感兴趣。 |
| 18 | No! | 没有! |
| 19 | The good Samaritan next to us stopped the thief before he could take it. | 我们旁边的好撒马利亚人在抢走之前就阻止了小偷. |
| 20 | Do you know who's made the cake? | 你知道是谁做的蛋糕吗? |
| 21 | Oh, is it really? | 是吗? |
| 22 | Is it really? | 是吗? |
| 23 | And this was extra painful because we'd already spent two days before this trying to get the phone stolen with no success. | 这实在是太痛苦了 因为在这之前我们已经花了两天时间 试图把电话偷走 但没有成功 |
| 24 | In fact, the closest we'd come to any hint of interest in the cake was this. | 事实上,我们最接近于 对蛋糕的兴趣就是这个 |
| 25 | Is that Prue? | 是普鲁吗? |
| 26 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 27 | Mate, this is a star-studded corridor. | 哥们,这是条星形的走廊 |
| 28 | Yeah, bit random that. | 是啊,有点随意。 |
| 29 | The queen of Bake Off, Dame Prue Leith, walks past while I'm trying to get a cake stolen. | Bake Off的王后Prue Leith夫人 在我试图偷蛋糕的时候走过去 |
| 30 | Quite often I need two holes so that I can squirt. | 我常常需要两个洞,这样我才能喷水。 |
| 31 | But anyway, you can see why I was gutted in this moment. | 但无论如何,你可以看到 为什么我在这个时刻被剖腹。 |
| 32 | But I can't be mad as it shows there are still some good people out there. | 但我不能生气,因为它显示 还有一些好人在那里。 |
| 33 | And it meant we're definitely in the right place. | 它意味着我们绝对是正确的地方。 |
| 34 | Is that your phone? | 这是你的手机吗? |
| 35 | That's not safe. | 这不安全。 |
| 36 | Who's this for? | 这是给谁的? |
| 37 | Be careful. | 小心点 |
| 38 | Mind got stolen two days before. | 两天前Mind被偷了. |
| 39 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 40 | We also had a code word for any potential thieves and that's pineapple. | 我们也有一个密码字 对于任何潜在的盗贼 这是菠萝。 |
| 41 | So if you hear any chat about the delicious fruit, it means we spotted a possible suspect. | 所以,如果你听到任何关于 美味水果的谈话, 这意味着我们发现 一个可能的嫌疑人。 |
| 42 | This pineapple juice is really nice. | 这个菠萝汁真的很好吃 |
| 43 | And for some reason, the pineapples were ripe tonight. | 不知何故 菠萝今晚已经熟了 |
| 44 | What the fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 45 | A lady just put a Lindor chocolate on the table. | 一位女士刚刚把 林多巧克力放在桌上。 |
| 46 | And she has nibbled possibly the smallest little chunk of the corner. | 她吞噬了角落里最小的小块 |
| 47 | Now there is a theory, maybe they put that down and then they're like, | 现在有一个理论, 也许他们放下了,然后他们喜欢, |
| 48 | look, there's a phone. | 你看,有一个电话。 |
| 49 | Point to the phone, then the phone number comes back and he comes and gets it. | 指着电话,然后电话号码回来,他来拿。 |
| 50 | . . . . . | |
| 51 | it wasn't long before we lured out a couple good-for-nothing pineapples. | 我们没多久就把一对好菠萝引出来了 |
| 52 | And is he a rapper? | 他是说唱歌手吗? |
| 53 | Pineapple. | 菠萝. |
| 54 | For sure pineapple. | 当然是菠萝 |
| 55 | With the internet, can I break out so easily? | 有了互联网,我能这么轻松地逃出去吗? |
| 56 | What, do you need money or what? | 什么 你需要钱吗? |
| 57 | I don't have any, I'm sorry. | 我没有,对不起。 |
| 58 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 59 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 60 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 61 | Chase down the thief with one goal in mind. | 追击贼以一心一意. |
| 62 | Could I get them to try my cake? | 我能让他们试试我的蛋糕吗? |
| 63 | It's the ultimate humiliation. | 终其辱也. |
| 64 | And as I passed her pineapple friend, I locked onto my target. | 当我通过她的菠萝朋友, 我锁定了我的目标。 |
| 65 | Excuse me. | 对不起。 |
| 66 | Can I have my phone back? | 能把我的手机还给我吗? |
| 67 | It's cake, you know. | 这是蛋糕,你知道的。 |
| 68 | It's cake. | 这是蛋糕。 |
| 69 | Look, it's cake. | 你看,这是蛋糕。 |
| 70 | It's cake, look. | 这是蛋糕,你看。 |
| 71 | No, no, no, no, look. | 不,不,不,不,听着。 |
| 72 | No, look, it's cake. | 不,你看,这是蛋糕。 |
| 73 | Do you want some? | 要来点吗? |
| 74 | You can try it. | 你可以试试看 |
| 75 | Can I have a little bit? | 能给我一点吗? |
| 76 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 77 | I'll go and keep it. | 我去留着 |
| 78 | There you go. | 给你。 |
| 79 | You can have it. | 你可以拥有它。 |
| 80 | For all your hard work. | 为汝一切苦行. |
| 81 | Scumbag. | 贱货 |
| 82 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 83 | Right, next level. | 对,下一关 |
| 84 | This man always gets his packages stolen from his house. | 这个人总是被从他家里偷走包裹 |
| 85 | 这是一架AirPods Max。 | |
| 86 | 你刚刚买了一些AirPods Max? | |
| 87 | No, this what? | 不,这是什么? |
| 88 | It's a cake, Max. | 这是一个蛋糕,马克思。 |
| 89 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 90 | You know this? | 你知道吗? |
| 91 | Oh, I know. | 哦,我知道了,我记得 |
| 92 | I didn't know if you wanted me to pretend. | 我不知道你要不要我假装 |
| 93 | Yep, for level two, I had this glorious reconstruction of the | 对,第二层,我重建了 |
| 94 | AirPods Max 包 100%从蛋糕的善良。 | |
| 95 | This took a man a week to make. | 这需要一个人做一个星期。 |
| 96 | This is one of the most incredible things we've ever seen. | 这是我们见过的最不可思议的事情之一。 |
| 97 | Nick 我的东西 | |
| 98 | Very good. | 很不错。 |
| 99 | It's the perfect thing to get revenge on Max's package pineapples and stop them stealing for good. | 对马克斯的包裹菠萝进行报复,并阻止他们偷东西为好,这是完美的. |
| 100 | Like, do they even know they're stealing from this hard nut? | 就像,他们甚至知道 他们正在偷 从这个坚果? |
| 101 | I don't want mutant sperm. | 我不想要变种精子 |
| 102 | Shall we get changed? | 要换衣服吗? |
| 103 | Yep. | 对 |
| 104 | You look good. | 你看起来不错。 |
| 105 | Have bugs with the vision. | 有虫与视. |
| 106 | Pass me. | 通过我。 |
| 107 | Wait, what? | 等等,什麽? |
| 108 | Let's go set the cameras up. | 让我们去设置摄像头。 |
| 109 | And we had this one covered from all angles. | 我们从各个角度都覆盖了这个。 |
| 110 | From inside the letter box to above the stop sign opposite, | 从信箱内部到对面的停车标志上方 |
| 111 | a cameraman camping in the car, | 一个摄影师在车上露营, |
| 112 | the window on top of the house to capture the chase. | 房子上面的窗户 捕捉追逐。 |
| 113 | We even had a spy cam in this food bin. | 我们甚至有一个间谍摄像头 在这个食物箱。 |
| 114 | Do me a favor. | 帮我个忙 |
| 115 | Can you go down on your knees like as low as you can? | 你能跪下像低点一样吗? |
| 116 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 117 | See what the little chef would try. | 看看小厨师会怎么努力 |
| 118 | Why am I the little chef? | 为什么我是小厨师? |
| 119 | This looks incredible. | 这看起来不可思议。 |
| 120 | It is actually mental. | 这其实是精神上的。 |
| 121 | Yeah, leave it. | 是啊,别管它。 |
| 122 | AirPods Max 祝你好运 | |
| 123 | With the AirPods snacks on full show, | 随着AirPods小吃在全场演出, |
| 124 | we knew this one would be irresistible to an opportunist thief. | 我们知道这个对机会主义贼来说 是无法抗拒的 |
| 125 | So we rushed back to our monitoring stations to watch it. | 所以我们赶回我们的监测站看 |
| 126 | I think by the time we go upstairs, it's going to be stolen. | 我想到我们上楼的时候,它就会被偷了 |
| 127 | I'm excited. | 我很兴奋 |
| 128 | Okay, we are live. | 好吧,我们是现场直播。 |
| 129 | That's very good. | 不错 |
| 130 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 131 | That is very good. | 这很好 |
| 132 | All right, so what do we do now? | 好了,我们现在怎么办? |
| 133 | Just wait? | 只是等待吗? |
| 134 | It's the waiting game. | 这是等待游戏。 |
| 135 | Hold your horses, Max, | 保持你的马,马克思, |
| 136 | because I wanted to set up a little experiment | 因为我想做个实验 |
| 137 | and see if I could bake a cake faster than it takes to get our package stolen. | 看看我能不能更快地烤蛋糕 把我们的包裹偷走 |
| 138 | I've never baked a cake. | 我从来没有烤蛋糕。 |
| 139 | I can't remember the last time I have. | 我不记得我最后一次有。 |
| 140 | And judging by the interest the package was already getting, | 从这个计划已经得到的利益来看, |
| 141 | no way have they done that. | 他们没有这样做。 |
| 142 | Oh, that is crazy. | 哦,这是疯了。 |
| 143 | We needed to get a move on. | 我们得继续前进 |
| 144 | How many eggs? | 有多少鸡蛋? |
| 145 | Three. | 三个 |
| 146 | You get on eggs. | 你得到的鸡蛋。 |
| 147 | I'm getting on the eggs. | 我得到的鸡蛋。 |
| 148 | That is just so amazing. | 这太神奇了。 |
| 149 | Oh my god, look at that. | 哦,我的上帝,看看这个。 |
| 150 | A dog, a dog. | 一条狗,一条狗。 |
| 151 | Look, a dog, a dog. | 看,一条狗,一条狗。 |
| 152 | A dog. | 一条狗。 |
| 153 | A dog wanted to eat the cake. | 有条狗想吃蛋糕 |
| 154 | You start melting some butter. | 你开始融化一些黄油。 |
| 155 | Watch this. | 看看这个 |
| 156 | I'm going to eyeball this. | 我要去观察这个。 |
| 157 | Watch this be 90 grams. | 看这里90克。 |
| 158 | Let's see what happens. | 让我们看看会发生什么。 |
| 159 | This is 90 grams right now. | 这是90克现在。 |
| 160 | Oh my god, what are you doing? | 哦,我的上帝,你在做什么吗? |
| 161 | This is the best day of my life. | 这是我一生中最美好的一天。 |
| 162 | Now Max's great eye for grams may have been spot on, | 现在马克思对克的好眼珠 可能已经出现 |
| 163 | but we were getting distracted from the moment. | 但是我们从此刻开始分心了 |
| 164 | And suddenly a family of pineapples emerged. | 突然出现了菠萝一家 |
| 165 | Oil as well. | 油也一样。 |
| 166 | No, butter is oil. | 不,黄油是石油。 |
| 167 | You're going to eyeball, eyeball it. | 你会盯着它看的 |
| 168 | Hello? | 有人吗? |
| 169 | Hey, mate, someone's left some airpods out here. | 嘿,伙计,有人留了一些气球在这里。 |
| 170 | Oh, thank you so much. | 哦,谢谢你这么多。 |
| 171 | Just in case someone nicks them. | 以防有人偷东西 |
| 172 | No, just a family of good Samaritans instead. | 不,只是一个好撒玛利亚人的家庭 |
| 173 | But as we poured our cake mixture and placed it in the oven, | 但是当我们把蛋糕的混合物倒进烤箱的时候 |
| 174 | it wasn't long before a real pineapple appeared. | 在真正的菠萝出现前不久 |
| 175 | Let's do it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 176 | Let's do it, let's do it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 177 | Let's do it. | 贡举志五种 上. |
| 178 | Fuck, someone's nicked it. | 他妈的,有人偷了它。 |
| 179 | The cake. | 那个蛋糕 |
| 180 | No, it's there. | 不,它在这里。 |
| 181 | Excuse me, my cake. | 对不起,我的蛋糕。 |
| 182 | Oh, you ruined my cake. | 你毁了我的蛋糕 |
| 183 | Oh, I'm so sorry. | 哦,对不起。 |
| 184 | I thought there was a box and I was about to take it. | 我以为有个盒子,我就要拿走了 |
| 185 | Why are you going to take it? | 为什么你要拿它? |
| 186 | Because I thought there was a box with the thing inside. | 因为我以为里面有个盒子 |
| 187 | You were going to steal it? | 你要偷吗? |
| 188 | No, I don't want the cake. | 不,我不想要那个蛋糕。 |
| 189 | Oh, you didn't want the headphones? | 哦,你不想要耳机吗? |
| 190 | Okay, fair enough. | 好吧,相当公平。 |
| 191 | Honestly, I'm not sure if you've ever been face to face with a thief before, | 老实说 我不确定你是否曾和小偷面对面 |
| 192 | but this was one of the strangest conversations I've ever had | 但这是我见过最奇怪的谈话之一 |
| 193 | and it was about to get weirder. | 并且会变得更怪异。 |
| 194 | So are they not cutting it anymore? | 他们不再剪了吗? |
| 195 | No, no, no, if you see something is there, just take it. | 不,不,不,如果你看到什么 在那里,只是把它。 |
| 196 | So I'm curious, have you taken packages before? | 我很好奇 你以前吃过包裹吗? |
| 197 | Is this a regular occurrence thing for you? | 这是正常的事情吗? |
| 198 | No, yes, no. | 不,是的,没有。 |
| 199 | Oh, yeah. | 对 |
| 200 | Where did you get these headphones? | 这些耳机是哪来的? |
| 201 | Oh, from that door. | 哦,从那扇门。 |
| 202 | Make my stuff. | 做我的东西。 |
| 203 | I kind of love this guy. | 我有点喜欢这家伙 |
| 204 | I can't, I can't be mad at him. | 我不能,我不能对他生气。 |
| 205 | However, when I told him how much I spent on the cake he just ruined, | 然而,当我告诉他我花了多少 蛋糕,他刚刚毁了, |
| 206 | his attitude changed. | 他的态度改变了。 |
| 207 | Why are you spending that money on something like this? | 你为什么把钱花在这上面? |
| 208 | There is people like starving. | 有的人像饿死。 |
| 209 | Well, we're going to eat the cake. | 我们要吃蛋糕了 |
| 210 | I don't know, we can slice it. | 我不知道,我们可以切开它。 |
| 211 | It's just like a small vegetable. | 犹如小菜. |
| 212 | Okay, now I'm getting paid. | 好吧,现在我得到了报酬。 |
| 213 | Did you get paid for this? | 你得到报酬了吗? |
| 214 | No, really. | 没有,真的。 |
| 215 | I took out a payday loan for this. | 我拿了一笔薪水贷款 |
| 216 | Wow, you're such a couple of white guys. | 哇,你们真是白人 |
| 217 | Wow, you're black guys. | 哇,你们是黑人 |
| 218 | Wow, I feel like... | 哇,我觉得... |
| 219 | What just happened? | 刚刚发生了什么? |
| 220 | I feel like he went to steal our package and then flipped it on us. | 我觉得他去偷我们的包裹 然后把它扔给我们 |
| 221 | We've just been gaslit by a thief. | 我们刚刚被小偷打气了 |
| 222 | That's mental. | 这是精神上的。 |
| 223 | This was incredible. | 这是不可思议的。 |
| 224 | Not only did we get our cake stolen before we could bake our own, | 我们不仅在烤自己的蛋糕之前把蛋糕偷走了 |
| 225 | but we then had our own morals questioned by the man stealing from us. | 但是我们自己的道德 被偷我们东西的人所质疑 |
| 226 | You couldn't write it. | 你写不出来 |
| 227 | What did you reckon he was listening to? | 你觉得他在听什么? |
| 228 | Making my way downtown, walking fast. | 我走进市区,走得很快 |
| 229 | And because of that, it was clear he was never going to share a slice of the cake with us. | 因此,很明显 他永远不会和我们分享蛋糕的一块。 |
| 230 | So we needed to repair the cake and go again. | 所以我们需要修复蛋糕,然后再去。 |
| 231 | I can't even. | 我什至无法。 |
| 232 | While the trap is reset, me and Max thought we'd pass the time with a game of Goal Battle. | 当陷阱被重设时,我和马克思认为我们该用一个"Goal Battle"游戏来传递时间. |
| 233 | And the loser gets a cream pie to the face. | 失败者会得到一个奶油派的脸。 |
| 234 | By the way, Goal Battle currently have real cash prizes up to $50,000. | 顺便说一句,Goal Battle目前实际现金奖金高达5万美元. |
| 235 | All you have to do is log in every day and complete event tasks to join the competition. | 你要做的就是每天登录 完成比赛任务 |
| 236 | Don't forget to add me as a friend and we can play matches together. | 别忘了加我为朋友 我们可以一起玩火柴 |
| 237 | Game on. | 游戏开始。 |
| 238 | Oh, already, Max. | 哦,已经,马克思。 |
| 239 | Already. | 已经。 |
| 240 | Come on, mate. | 来吧,伙计。 |
| 241 | Hey, listen, you can have that. | 嘿,听着,你可以拥有它。 |
| 242 | We've got 75 seconds left. | 我们还有75秒 |
| 243 | And for the first 1,000 people that use my code, ZACKALSHOP, you'll get 100 bonus tokens. | 而对于使用我代码的首批1000人,ZACKALSHOP,你会得到100个奖金标志. |
| 244 | Max, you're going to have to be better than this, mate, if you actually want to win. | Max 如果你真的想赢的话 你得做得更好 |
| 245 | Oh my god, your passing's actually gone quite good. | 哦,我的上帝,你的逝去 实际上是相当好。 |
| 246 | Don't forget to add me, ZACKALSHOP, as a friend and join the league to win prizes up to $50,000. | 别忘了加上我,ZACKALSHOP,作为一个朋友,加入联盟,赢得高达5万美元的奖金. |
| 247 | All you need to do is complete your daily missions and collect as many tokens as possible. | 你只需要完成日常任务 尽可能多地收集信物 |
| 248 | Oh no, there's seven seconds left. | 哦,不,还有7秒。 |
| 249 | Yes! | 对! |
| 250 | Four seconds left for the clock. | 还剩四秒钟 |
| 251 | Shoot, well, we just won them. | 我们刚刚赢得了比赛 |
| 252 | That was so stupid. | 这太愚蠢了。 |
| 253 | 30 minutes later. | 30分钟后 |
| 254 | Oh no, we dreamt. | 哦,不,我们做梦了。 |
| 255 | So does that mean we both get cream pieed? | 那意味着我们都吃奶油馅饼吗? |
| 256 | One round for rock, paper, scissors. | 一回合的石头,纸,剪刀。 |
| 257 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 258 | Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. | 石头,纸,剪刀,射击。 |
| 259 | Besides the big prize, I'm also giving a special prize to the winner of my league, | 除了大奖,我还给 我的联盟的赢家特别奖, |
| 260 | a $100 Amazon gift voucher. | 100美元亚马逊礼物券。 |
| 261 | I've added the download link below, but you can also simply search | 我下面加了下载链接 但你也可以随便搜索 |
| 262 | Goal Battle on the Apple Store or Google Play. | 苹果商店或谷歌游戏上的Goal Battle. |
| 263 | No! | 没有! |
| 264 | And after a few more hours, there were still pineapples hungry for the cake. | 再过几个小时,仍然有菠萝渴望蛋糕。 |
| 265 | Oh, he's got sliders on, he's not going to be very fast. | 哦,他有滑板上, 他不会非常快。 |
| 266 | It's a child and a mother, so I'm getting the consensus. | 这是一个孩子和一个母亲, 所以我得到了共识。 |
| 267 | Not bogey. | 不是虚构的。 |
| 268 | Oh, he's stretching. | 哦,他在伸缩。 |
| 269 | He's warming up for his life. | 他的热身为他的生命。 |
| 270 | He's coming. | 他来了 |
| 271 | Bogey back, bogey back now. | 怪兽回来了,怪兽回来了 |
| 272 | Wait, if the mum sends the child, I think that's okay. | 等等,如果妈妈送孩子,我想没关系。 |
| 273 | That is crazy. | 太疯狂了 |
| 274 | He's actually about to nick him. | 他实际上要抓他。 |
| 275 | I just imagine those fists punching us in the face. | 我只是想象那些拳头打我们的脸。 |
| 276 | They are actually big. | 他们其实很大。 |
| 277 | Oh, he's deaf. | 哦,他是聋子。 |
| 278 | No. | 没有 |
| 279 | Oh no, the thief. | 哦 不 那个小偷 |
| 280 | So we've got two potential thieves acting suspiciously, | 所以有两个潜在的盗贼行动可疑 |
| 281 | but who's more likely to steal a delicious package? | 但谁更可能偷 一个美味的包裹? |
| 282 | A hooded guy with a big backpack or a young girl and her mother on the way home from school? | 一个戴着大背包的戴头罩的家伙 还是一个年轻女孩和她的母亲从学校回家的路上? |
| 283 | Wow, you really thought a mother was going to put her young daughter up to that. | 哇,你真的认为一个母亲 会让她的年轻女儿。 |
| 284 | Shame on you. | 耻曰. |
| 285 | Oh, right. | 对 |
| 286 | Wait, what angle are we going with? | 等等,我们用什么角度? |
| 287 | What are we going with, Ben? | 我们该怎么办,本? |
| 288 | What do we say? | 怎么样? |
| 289 | Oh, it's gone. | 哦,它不见了。 |
| 290 | Excuse me. | 对不起。 |
| 291 | That's my cake. | 这是我的蛋糕。 |
| 292 | That's my daughter's cake. | 这是我女儿的蛋糕 |
| 293 | We're just baking a cake. | 我们只是在烤蛋糕 |
| 294 | No, she was thinking you gave it there. | 不,她以为你给了那里。 |
| 295 | You could have been suspiciously taken the problem. | 你可能会被怀疑地接受这个问题。 |
| 296 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 297 | But that's for my son's birthday. | 但那是我儿子的生日礼物 |
| 298 | Yeah, it's a cake. | 是啊,这是一个蛋糕。 |
| 299 | It's a cake. | 这是一个蛋糕。 |
| 300 | Yeah, we bake this. | 是啊,我们烤这个。 |
| 301 | We bake this. | 我们烤这个。 |
| 302 | No. | 没有 |
| 303 | Is he taking a massive bite out? | 他正在大吃一顿吗? |
| 304 | No. | 没有 |
| 305 | How big is this man's mouth? | 这个人的嘴有多大? |
| 306 | Look at the size of that bite. | 看看那个咬的大小 |
| 307 | No. | 没有 |
| 308 | Give me your business card, please. | 请把名片给我 |
| 309 | Yeah, if you type in 999. | 是的,如果你输入999。 |
| 310 | 999. | 999号 |
| 311 | Are you kidding me? | 你在开玩笑吧? |
| 312 | Are you trying to steal my cake? | 你想偷我的蛋糕吗? |
| 313 | My cake. | 我的蛋糕。 。 。 |
| 314 | Look, it's ruined. | 你看,它毁了。 |
| 315 | You put it there under the door, so it's like you're donating. | 你把它放在门下,所以你好像在捐钱 |
| 316 | My property. | 我的财产 |
| 317 | Not as innocent as they seem. | 不像他们看起来那么无辜 |
| 318 | So that's three more pesky thieves that are taught a lesson. | 故复有三泥贼受教. |
| 319 | And now's probably a good time to bring up why their faces are blurred. | 而现在也许是一个好时机 提出为什么他们的脸是模糊的。 |
| 320 | I had this comment a lot in the last video, | 我在最后的录像里有很多评论 |
| 321 | and some people claimed it was even fake because of it. | 一些人声称,它甚至是假的,因为它。 |
| 322 | The reality is, lots of these people are genuine criminals, | 现实是,很多人都是真正的罪犯 |
| 323 | and what we found with the Pickpocket video is that they're often part of larger gangs. | 我们从皮克特的视频中发现 他们经常是大帮派的成员 |
| 324 | I don't want any sort of unnecessary drama or heat for me and my team. | 我不想为我和我的团队 任何不必要的戏剧或热情 |
| 325 | I'm just here to make a fun video. | 我只是在这里做一个有趣的视频。 |
| 326 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 327 | The police should be the ones sorting these issues. | 警方应该负责解决这些问题。 |
| 328 | Are you serious? | 你是认真的吗? |
| 329 | That's just a week. | 这只是一个星期。 |
| 330 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 331 | So it was time to raise the cakes to the final level | 所以是时候把蛋糕提高到最后一级了 |
| 332 | and embarrass the thieves so much they'll never even think about stealing a package again. | 使小偷难堪 他们再也不会想偷包裹了 |
| 333 | Level three. | 三级. |
| 334 | Come on inks, we've got an entire lobby today. | 来吧,墨水,我们今天有整个大厅。 |
| 335 | We've got the most expensive cake yet, a MacBook Air. | 我们还有最贵的蛋糕,MacBook航空 |
| 336 | Absolutely delectable piece. | 绝对是可爱的作品。 |
| 337 | I'm going to hide behind this wall of boxes. | 我要躲在这墙后面 |
| 338 | I'm going to bust through and sing them happy birthday. | 我要穿过去 唱他们生日快乐。 |
| 339 | But Zach, you can't do that without a magician. | 但扎克,没有魔术师你不能这么做 |
| 340 | We'll spin around. | 我们转转 |
| 341 | We've got Andrew. | 我们有安德鲁。 |
| 342 | Happy birthday to you. | 祝你生日快乐 |
| 343 | And then to make sure they can't escape, Andrew, do you want to kick down the side? | 然后为了确保他们逃不掉,安德鲁 你想踢倒一边吗? |
| 344 | A perfect celebration for Scumbag Thief. | 一个完美的庆典 为渣滓小偷。 |
| 345 | So good. | 这么好 |
| 346 | This is probably a good time to subscribe. | 这可能是一个好时机 订阅。 |
| 347 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 348 | See you later. | 再见 |
| 349 | Get out. | 滚出去 |
| 350 | Now, if you're wondering why we're doing this one from inside a lobby, | 如果你想知道为什么我们在大厅里做这个 |
| 351 | it's because nearly every instance where we spoke to the thieves, | 因为几乎每一次我们跟小偷谈话时 |
| 352 | they had the same excuse. | 他们有同样的借口。 |
| 353 | Oh, I thought it was left out for someone to take, | 哦,我以为它被留下 某人带走, |
| 354 | despite the very clear and obvious delivery labels. | 尽管有非常明确和明显的交货标签。 |
| 355 | So for our most expensive cake yet, | 所以对于我们最昂贵的蛋糕, |
| 356 | we want to be absolutely sure that the thief is intending to be a thief. | 我们要绝对确定那个贼是想当贼 |
| 357 | And this time they actually have to come inside to steal it. | 这次他们必须进来偷它 |
| 358 | And luckily, my friends at AnSoul have granted me permission | 幸运的是,我在安索尔的朋友们已经允许我 |
| 359 | to film in the lobby of their wonderful accommodation for the day. | 在大厅里拍摄 他们美好的住处的一天。 |
| 360 | However, this being an active residential community was posing a new challenge. | 然而,这是一个活跃的居住社区,这带来了新的挑战。 |
| 361 | Good afternoon. | 午安 师曰. |
| 362 | I'm your new security guard. | 我是你的新警卫 |
| 363 | Holy f***ing s***. | 我的老天爷 |
| 364 | Please don't be sad. | 请别伤心 |
| 365 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 366 | Good afternoon. | 午安 师曰. |
| 367 | Good afternoon, sir. | 下午好,长官 |
| 368 | How's it going? | 怎么样? |
| 369 | We even had some false alarms from helpful residents and delivery men. | 我们甚至收到一些来自有帮助的居民和送货员的假警报。 |
| 370 | Thankfully, we didn't have to wait long until a real thief showed some interest. | 谢天谢地,我们不用等很久,直到一个真正的小偷表现出某种兴趣. |
| 371 | Because this guy walked past not once, not twice. | 因为这家伙走过一次,两次。 |
| 372 | We might have one. | 我们可能有一个。 |
| 373 | Not even three times. | 乃至无三乘. |
| 374 | But four times glancing at the MacBook cake every single time. | 但每次在MacBook蛋糕上闪烁四次. |
| 375 | And then he stationed himself on the road opposite. | 然后他自己驻扎在对面的路上. |
| 376 | He自鸣. | |
| 377 | I think it's going to happen any moment. | 我想随时都会发生 |
| 378 | He's looking up and down. | 上下仰视. |
| 379 | This was an incredible standoff. | 这是一个不可思议的对峙。 |
| 380 | I've never seen someone contemplating making a bad choice for so long. | 我从没见过有人这么长时间 考虑做一个不好的选择 |
| 381 | I just needed to hold my patience and stay completely silent to not give the game away. | 我只是需要保持耐心 保持完全的沉默 不让游戏被放弃 |
| 382 | S***. | 页:1 |
| 383 | Did you really just do that? | 你真的这样做了? |
| 384 | Oopsy. | 唉哟 |
| 385 | Yeah, I'm a total idiot. | 是啊,我是一个完全白痴。 |
| 386 | Because rather unsurprisingly, that loud bang scared off our thief. | 因为那场大爆炸吓跑了我们的贼 |
| 387 | Well, the party popper just self-detonated. | 派对的爆料只是自爆 |
| 388 | I wasn't even touching it at all. | 我根本没碰它 |
| 389 | What am I going to find in the editor? | 我会在编辑那里找到什么? |
| 390 | I might have been seeing how loose it was. | 我可能已经看到它有多松。 |
| 391 | And now we were back to square one, annoying the residents. | 现在我们又回到了原地 烦着居民 |
| 392 | Oooooooh, look at the fight for Londoners' seeds. | 看看伦敦人的种子之争 |
| 393 | Oh, and the popper. | 哦,还有那个爆竹。 |
| 394 | Oh, there's already the other one for us to see. | 哦,已经有另一个给我们看。 |
| 395 | If not a good one, that's if there's only new wish. | 如果不是好人的话,那就是如果只有新的愿望的话. |
| 396 | Then rub it on the neck and pluck like a fish. | 然后把它涂在脖子上 像一条鱼一样抓起来 |
| 397 | But luckily this being London, you're never too far away from another thief. | 但幸运的是,伦敦, 你永远离另一个小偷不远。 |
| 398 | And this one was showing a bit more intent. | 而这一个表现出了一点更多的意图。 |
| 399 | Oh, there's a guy who just looked at you. | 哦,有一个家伙 谁刚刚看你。 |
| 400 | The same guy just walked past. | 同一个人刚走过 |
| 401 | Three passes by, this pineapple's certainly had a sweet tooth, but would he become a victim | 3个路过,这菠萝肯定有一颗甜牙 但他会成为受害者吗? |
| 402 | to his cravings? | 他的渴望吗? |
| 403 | Can I swear to God that's him? | 我能向上帝发誓那就是他吗? |
| 404 | I think this thing calls back. | 我想这东西会回电的 |
| 405 | Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. | 祝你生日快乐,祝你生日快乐 |
| 406 | Happy birthday dear you sir, happy birthday to you. | 祝你生日快乐 先生 祝你生日快乐 |
| 407 | Happy birthday. | 生日快乐 |
| 408 | It's a cake. | 这是一个蛋糕。 |
| 409 | Do you want to share some? | 你想分享一些吗? |
| 410 | No, I don't want to. | 不,我不想这么做。 |
| 411 | Were you trying to nip them back? | 你是想把他们抓回来吗? |
| 412 | Come back! | 回来! |
| 413 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 414 | Share a slice with me at least. | 至少跟我一块 |
| 415 | Buddy! | 哥们! |
| 416 | It's a cake! | 这是一个蛋糕! |
| 417 | Buddy! | 哥们! |
| 418 | It's cake! | 这是蛋糕! |
| 419 | Come back! | 回来! |
| 420 | I just want to share it with you! | 我只是想告诉你! |
| 421 | These shoes are shit! | 这些鞋是狗屎! |
| 422 | Please, just share it! | 请分享吧! |
| 423 | Oh fuck, he's gone. | 哦,他妈的,他走了。 |
| 424 | Dammit! | 该死! |
| 425 | We lost the thief, but at least I still had someone I could share a slice of the cake with. | 我们失去了小偷 但至少我还有个人可以和他分享蛋糕 |
| 426 | 你想尝尝MacBook吗? | |
| 427 | Yeah, I guess I do. | 是的,我想我会的。 |
| 428 | Hey! | 糑 |
| 429 | I've got an insane idea for a part two, pranking bike thieves with a bicycle made entirely | 我有一个疯狂的想法 一个第二部分, 高级的自行车盗贼 与自行车制造完全 |
| 430 | of cake. | 小事一桩 |
| 431 | 80,000 likes and we'll get it done, you've got to show me you want it. | 八万个喜欢,我们会搞定的, 你得告诉我,你想要它。 |
| 432 | Guys, don't forget to add me on Goal Battle and compete for the rewards. | 伙计们,别忘了加入我的目标战 和争夺奖励。 |
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