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当年给我发好人卡的女生,居然又单身了……

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0:00Do we really have to go to this party?我们真的要参加这个派对吗?
0:03What do you mean?你说什么?
0:04She hates me.她讨厌我。
0:05Claire doesn't hate you.克莱尔不恨你。
0:06No, she does.不,她这样做。
0:07She definitely hates me.她绝对讨厌我
0:08But it's fine, because I hate her too, so who cares?但没关系,因为我也讨厌她,所以谁在乎呢?
0:10Babe, I know how you feel about her.宝贝 我知道你对她的看法
0:12I know she hasn't been very warm to you,我知道她对你不太暖和
0:14but it's her birthday, and I think we should cut her some slack.但是今天是她的生日 我觉得我们应该让她放松一下
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1Do we really have to go to this party?我们真的要参加这个派对吗?
2What do you mean?你说什么?
3She hates me.她讨厌我。
4Claire doesn't hate you.克莱尔不恨你。
5No, she does.不,她这样做。
6She definitely hates me.她绝对讨厌我
7But it's fine, because I hate her too, so who cares?但没关系,因为我也讨厌她,所以谁在乎呢?
8Babe, I know how you feel about her.宝贝 我知道你对她的看法
9I know she hasn't been very warm to you,我知道她对你不太暖和
10but it's her birthday, and I think we should cut her some slack.但是今天是她的生日 我觉得我们应该让她放松一下
11I don't really care that it's her birthday.我并不关心今天是她的生日
12I mean, I was her closest friend, like what do you-我的意思是,我是她最亲密的朋友, 就像你...
13Mikey, I love you, but she friendzoned you.米奇,我爱你,但她对你很好
14And she only started showing attention once we started dating,她只是开始引起注意 当我们开始约会,
15because she missed the attention that you gave her.因为她错过了你对她的关注
16Okay, listen, I know, I know that, but it's just-好吧,听着,我知道,我知道,但这只是...
17You haven't talked to her in months.你几个月没跟她说话了
18Where is this coming from?这是从哪里来的?
19Well, actually, she sort of texted me the other day.其实她那天给我发了短信
20What?你说什么?
21I think she was just reaching out because she has like nobody else to talk to.我想她只是伸手 因为她和别人一样没有话可说
22I mean, she told me she got laid off from her job,她告诉我她被解雇了
23all of her friends have been treating her like crap.她所有的朋友都把她当垃圾
24No, Mikey, these are her tactics.不,迈克,这是她的战术
25She wants you to go crawling back to her so she can get your attention again.她希望你回到她身边 这样她就能再次引起你的注意
26I hear you.我听见了
27And normally, I completely agree with you.通常,我完全同意你的看法。
28But I'm worried that she's like genuinely depressed.但我担心她像真正的抑郁。
29She's depressed?她很沮丧?
30What kind of soft sort did she tell you?她告诉你什么软的?
31Well, her parents sort of cut her out of their lives, so there's that.嗯,她的父母有点 切断了她的生活,所以有这样的。
32Yeah.
33Yeah, so I just feel like being there for her on her birthday,是的,所以我只是想陪她过生日
34regardless of everything else, how I feel, how you feel,不管其他一切 我的感觉 你的感觉
35I just feel like it's the right thing to do.我只是觉得这样是对的
36Yeah.
37Yeah, you're right.是啊,你说得对。
38And it's Claire.这是克莱尔。
39I mean, I'm sure there's going to be like 50 random people there,我的意思是,我敢肯定,会有 像50随机的人在那里,
40probably 25 of them crappy influencers.大概有25个影响者
41We can literally just sneak into this party, buzz by them,我们可以偷偷溜进这个派对 听到他们的声音
42say what's up to Claire and get the hell out.说克莱尔该做什么就滚蛋
43So are we early or anyone else coming?所以,我们很早还是其他人来?
44Where is everybody?每个人呢?
45I missed you, bestie.我想你,贝丝
46I, um...我,嗯... ... 我... 我... 我... ... 我...
47So no party.所以没有党。
48Oh, yeah, I didn't really want like a big party.哦,是的,我真的不想 像一个大的党。
49All my other friends are like fake losers and stuff.我的其他朋友就像假的失败者一样
50I just wanted my closest friends here.我只是希望我最亲密的朋友在这里。
51So did you hear me before when I said that I miss you?所以,你听到我之前 当我说我想你?
52Yeah, that's nice.是啊,这是很好的。
53Can't you say it back?你不能说回来吗?
54Say what back?回来说什么?
55Did you not miss me?你不想念我吗?
56Uh, well...这个嘛...
57Claire, yeah, I missed you too.克莱尔,是啊,我也想念你。
58Really?真的吗?
59You did?是吗?
60Where's Blake?布莱克呢?
61Are we ever going to meet him?我们要见他吗?
62What did you miss about me?你错过了我什么?
63Um, there's a lot of things.嗯,有很多东西。
64Like what specifically?具体是什么?
65我们,呃,Rom -coms。
66Yeah, and like watching me try on clothes.是啊,就像看我试穿衣服。
67What?你说什么?
68No, no, didn't miss.不,不,没有错过。
69I never saw her try on clothes.我从来没有见过她尝试穿衣服。
70Yeah, I miss it all too.是啊,我也想念这一切。
71You were watching, watching her try on clothes.你看着她穿衣服
72Emily 你有点偏执
73Worried I'm going to steal your man?担心我会偷你的人?
74I'm not.我没有。
75I am not.我没有。
76Where is Blake?布莱克在哪?
77Oh my god, did I not tell you?哦,我的上帝,我没有告诉你吗?
78I kicked Blake to the curb.我踢布莱克到路边
79Hmm?是吗?
80Yeah, I dumped him.对,我甩了他
81So then you're single or something?那你是单身还是什么的?
82Does that really matter, Reiki?这真的重要吗,瑞琪?
83Nope.没有
84Yeah.
85But really?是吗?
86Really.真的吗?
87What do you think about that?你觉得怎么样?
88What?你说什么?
89It's crazy, right?疯了吧?
90Because I was just thinking I have never been this single since we've been friends.因为我在想自从我们成为朋友后 我从来没有这么单身过
91Mm-hmm.
92It just makes me like wonder what would have happened if I was, you know?它只是让我想知道 如果我是会发生什么事,你知道吗?
93What?你说什么?
94Claire, you scratched the hell out of my back.克莱尔,你从我背上抓出来
95Oh my god, Claire.哦,我的上帝,克莱尔。
96Emily?艾米丽?
97Uh.
98Do you two know each other?你们认识吗?
99Um, yeah.
100What's going on here?这是怎么回事?
101Mikey, this is Reiki.米奇,这是里基。
102This is the, that's the Reiki.这就是雷基
103I'm the Reiki.我是利基人,我就是利基人 I'm the Reiki.
104Yep.
105Claire invited my ex.克莱尔邀请了我的前妻。
106Wait.单单
107Really, Claire?真的吗,克莱尔?
108Did you two date?你们俩约会了吗?
109Yeah.
110We dated.我们约会了
111Pretty hard, actually.其实很辛苦
112Oh my god.天呐
113I swear I had no idea.我发誓我不知道
114We're actually like casually hooking up.我们就像随便勾搭
115It's very low-key.非常低调
116There it is.就是这样
117So you're not that single, really.所以,你不是那么单一,真的。
118Why does it matter?这有什么关系?
119It doesn't.它没有。
120It doesn't matter.没关系
121Oh, no, no, no.哦,不,不,没有。
122I'm single for like the right person, if that makes sense.如果有道理的话,我是单身的
123Really?真的吗?
124Does that make sense, Mikey?这有道理吗,迈克?
125Just single for the right person.只有一个人适合合适的人
126Okay.摆
127Oh my gosh.天呐
128Claire, you're just...克莱尔,你只是...
129What the hell is this guy?这家伙到底是谁?
130Um, I'm Mikey.嗯,我是迈克。
131Uh, nice, nice to meet you, Reiki.很高兴见到你,瑞琪
132I'm, I'm Emily's current boyfriend.我是艾米丽的男朋友
133Hmm.是吗?
134Yeah, you look like a boy friend.是啊,你看起来像一个男孩朋友。
135What does that mean?这是什么意思?
136Very boyish face, boyish body.非常男孩般的脸, 男孩般的身体。
137Not much muscle there.没有多少肌肉。
138Back off, Reiki.退后,丽琪。
139What, I can't talk to the guy?什么,我不能和那家伙说话?
140Reiki, you forgot to say cute.丽琪,你忘了说可爱
141What, what?什么,什麽?
142He's cute, too.他也很可爱
143You just can't get enough of him, can you, Claire?你只是不能满足他,是吗,克莱尔?
144Mm-hmm.
145Did you call me cute a second ago?你刚才叫我可爱吗?
146Yeah, she called you cute.是啊,她叫你可爱。
147I don't care.我无所谓
148Did you like that, Mikey?你喜欢吗,迈克?
149Nope.没有
150Wait, Emily, wait.等等,艾米丽,等等
151You've dated both of these guys?你和这两个家伙约会过?
152You really get around.你真的可以四处转转
153No.没有
154It was so serious, I don't think either of us were really over it.这太严重了,我不认为我们 都是真的。
155Emily 你还好吗?
156Mm-hmm.
157I'm so sorry, Emily.对不起,艾米丽。
158I totally understand if you want to leave.我完全理解 如果你想离开。
159I'm fine.我没事
160Let's celebrate you, Claire.让我们庆祝你,克莱尔。
161Okay, fine.好吧,没事。
162Yay.
163Yeah, let's celebrate the birthday of the girl I'm currently dating.是啊,让我们庆祝 我约会的女孩的生日。
164Casually.顺其自然.
165You hear that, Emily?你听到了吗,艾米莉?
166I'm getting some, too.我也来点
167You're not the only one who's moved on.岂唯你一念而动.
168So good to see you, Reiki.很高兴见到你,瑞琪
169Oh.
170Um.
171Oh my god, is there still some feelings between you two?哦,我的上帝,还有一些感觉 你们两个?
172You look really good, Emily.你看起来真的很好,艾米丽。
173Yeah, she does.是的,她这样做。
174My girlfriend looks great.我女朋友看起来不错
175We get it.我们明白了。
176She's your girlfriend, okay?她是你的女朋友,好吗?
177Don't make it weird.别弄怪了
178I don't think I'm the one making it weird, man.我不认为是我弄怪的
179You're making it weird, like you make everything weird.你弄怪了 就像把一切都弄怪了一样
180Okay.摆
181So how are you two little lovebirds doing?你们两个小爱鸟怎么样了?
182We're doing really well.我们做得很好。
183Thanks for asking.谢谢你的问候
184刘hoo.
185Right to bestie.贝丝的权利。
186It's been good.这是很好的。
187We're in love.我们恋爱了
188That's awesome.这是真棒。
189Why is he flexing at me?他为什么对我挥舞?
190You like that?你喜欢吗?
191Yeah, Claire, I think I can speak for both of us.是的,克莱尔,我想我可以代表我们俩说话。
192We've never been happier.我们从没这么高兴过
193Never been happier.从来没有快乐过。
194Me neither.我也一样。
195Yeah, I've never been happier.是啊,我从来没有快乐过。
196I'm so happy right now.我现在很开心
197Can I get some details?能给我一些细节吗?
198Oh.
199You want details?你想要细节?
200I just got out of a toxic relationship.我刚刚从一个有毒的关系。
201I am dying to hear about a good one.我很想听到关于一个好的。
202Or a bad one.或有恶业.
203Could be a bad one.这可能是一个坏的。
204No, it's a good one.不,这是一个很好的。
205Good.不错
206Yeah, you would say that, Emily.是啊,你会这样说,艾米丽。
207Let's hear what Mikey thinks.让我们听听迈克的想法。
208Okay.摆
209Yeah, no.是啊,没有。
210It's going really well.进展顺利
211I am truthfully in love with Emily.我真心爱着艾米莉
212I think she's truthfully in love with me.我觉得她真的爱上我了
213Things are good.事情是不错的。
214I mean, Mikey treats me really well.我的意思是,迈克对我很好。
215He's treated me better than anyone ever has.他对我比任何人都好
216No shot.没有镜头。
217What was that, Ricky?你说什么,瑞奇?
218Oh, I just said not a chance because I treated her like an absolute queen.我只是说没有机会 因为我把她当成一个绝对的女王
219And I still would.我仍然会。
220Oh, gotcha.哦,得到了你。 来了。
221See, I was just a little distracted because I was looking at Mikey's arms.你看,我只是有点分心 因为我看着迈克的手臂。
222What?你说什么?
223Oh my god.天呐
224Have you been working out, big fella?你健身了吗,大家伙?
225Yeah, it's been...nope.是的,这是... 没有。
226Emily used to love my muscles.艾蜜莉以前很喜欢我的肌肉
227Didn't she, Emily?是吗,艾米丽?
228All right.好吧,我们走。
229Hey, Ricky, why don't we pump the brakes a little bit?嘿,瑞奇,我们为什么不把刹车压一下?
230How about I pump my fists into your face?我用拳头打你的脸怎么样?
231Shut up.闭嘴
232I'd fight for you, Emily.我会为你而战的 Emily
233I don't want you to.我不希望你这样
234Gosh, this is riveting.天啊,这太刺激了
235Let's play Never Have I Ever.让我们玩我从来没有过。
236Mikey, you start.米奇,你开始。
237Okay.摆
238Never have I ever had a threesome.我从没有过三人行
239What?你说什么?
240Oh, Mikey, true story.哦,迈克,真实的故事。
241My friend Sarah and I were going to ask you to have a threesome with us once,我的朋友莎拉和我本来要请你 和我们一起玩一次三聚
242but you were out of town.但你出门了
243What would you have said?你会说什么?
244What?你说什么?
245Dream come true, isn't it, bestie?美梦成真,不是吗,Bestie?
246Not my dream, nope.不是我的梦想,没有。
247Can you stop?你能停下来吗?
248My dream was more like Dr. King's.我的梦想更像金医生的梦
249That was my dream, and we got there.那是我的梦想,我们到了那里。
250Not to say there's not more work to be done.更说无余功德.
251So noble of you.你这么高尚
252Never have I ever ghosted a dude after dating for two years.约会两年后我从没鬼过
253Oh, okay.哦,还好。
254Emily, drink.艾米丽,喝。
255Oh my god.天呐
256I almost drank just then, but we never technically dated.刚才我差点喝光了 但我们从未在技术上约会过
257No, because you technically never wanted to, and neither did I, so.不,因为你从技术上讲从来没有想过, 我也没有,所以。
258Yeah, you guys technically never did anything.是啊,你们从不做任何事情。
259Emily, drink.艾米丽,喝。
260Now I don't want to, to be clear.现在我不想说清楚
261Sure.当然
262Oh my gosh, you can't get enough of him.哦,我的天哪,你不能得到足够的他。
263Emily, drink.艾米丽,喝。
264Whoa, you okay, sister?姐姐,你没事吧?
265You're not drinking.你没有喝酒。
266That was about you.那是关于你的。
267I don't have to.不须.
268So we're not playing by the rules then?这么说我们不按规矩办事了?
269Cool.凉爽。
270Would you just shut up?你能闭嘴吗?
271Okay, pointless game.好吧,毫无意义的游戏。
272Get a room, you two.你们俩去房间
273You can use mine.你可以用我的车
274Oh, yeah, absolutely.哦,是的,当然。
275Wait, no.等等,没有。
276You ready?你准备好了吗?
277Emily和Ricky不会一起去任何地方
278Never have I ever forgotten my girlfriend's birthday.我从没忘记过女朋友的生日
279Who would ever forget their gr- oh.谁会忘记他们...
280Ricky, drink.瑞奇,喝点
281Must have been a long night before, huh, Rick?一定是一个漫长的夜晚之前,是吧,瑞克?
282I can kill you so easily.我可以轻易杀了你
283Oh my gosh.天呐
284Please don't.请不要。
285Chill the fuck out.冷静点
286Does he satisfy you?他满足你了吗?
287If you hurt him, I'll kill you.如果你伤害了他,我会杀了你。
288Emily, blink twice if he satisfies you.艾米丽,眨两眼,如果他满足你。
289Okay, what the hell is going on?好吧,这到底是怎么回事?
290I know your birthday, Mikey.我知道你的生日,迈克。
291You do?是吗?
292I actually have a really fun surprise for you this year, that's all I'm going to say.我今年真的有一个非常有趣的惊喜给你, 这就是我要说的。
293Excuse me?你说什么?
294But I will say, I am still in touch with Sarah.但我会说 我还和莎拉保持联系
295What?你说什么?
296Mikey, are you okay?米奇,你没事吧?
297Um.
298You seem enthralled.你好像很激动
299He's just interested.他只是感兴趣。
300Shut up.闭嘴
301I'm sorry, is he not allowed to ask about my life?对不起,难道他不能问我的生活吗?
302She's a little controlling, isn't she?她有点控制,不是吗?
303Get a grip on yourself.振作点
304You know what?你知道吗?
305Maybe, maybe we should get going.也许,也许我们应该走了。
306Never have I ever told two girls at this table that I'm in love with them.我从来没有告诉过两个女孩 我爱上她们了
307You are unbelievable, Claire.你真不可思议 克莱尔
308I never told you I loved you.我从来没有告诉你我爱你。
309Oh, Ricky, no, this isn't about you.哦,瑞奇,不,这不是关于你。
310This one's actually about Mikey.这个是关于迈克的
311Claire.克莱尔
312Drink, Mikey.喝,迈克。
313Because I remember you said you loved me.因为我记得你说过你爱我
314You used to bang Claire?你曾经和克莱尔上床?
315No, no, he didn't bang me.不,不,他没有打我。
316I mean, he probably wanted to.我的意思是,他也许想。
317Nope, but I was dating Blake at the time.没有 但我当时在和Blake约会
318But now I'm not dating Blake.但我现在没有和Blake约会
319So, who knows, like if Emily wasn't in the picture.那么,谁知道, 喜欢如果艾米丽不在图片。
320Shut up!闭嘴!
321What?你说什么?
322Oh my god, I was joking.哦,我的上帝,我开玩笑的。
323Just joking?开玩笑?
324I just thought it would be funny and I'm really sorry.我只是觉得会很有趣 我真的很抱歉
325No, I'm sorry, Claire.不,对不起,克莱尔。
326I'm sorry that we showed up because you have no other friends.很抱歉我们来是因为你没有其他朋友
327Nope.没有
328And I'm sorry that you had to invite my ex because you just feel so threatened by me.我很遗憾你不得不邀请我的前妻 因为你觉得被我威胁了
329I didn't know he was your ex.我不知道他是你的前任。
330And I feel so deeply sorry that your parents found out what a piece of shit you are and they don't love you anymore.我深感抱歉你父母发现你是个混蛋 他们不再爱你了
331You got no one, I'm sorry.你没有人,对不起。
332That was a joke, I think.我想那是个玩笑
333No, I did mean every fucking word of it.不,我是说每个字
334Cool, yup, double down on it.冷静点,两下
335I mean, that was a bit too far.我的意思是,这是有点太远。
336You're taking her side, of course you are.你站在她这边,当然是你
337Oh my god, I'm just worried about her.哦,我的上帝,我只是担心她。
338Maybe you should worry about me.也许你该为我担心
339Emily, that was really brave of you to say.艾米丽,你真勇敢地说。
340Ricky, what are you still doing here?瑞奇,你还在这里做什么?
341Oh yeah, no, I'll get out of here.哦,是的,不,我会离开这里。
342Emily, do you want me to walk you home?艾米丽,你要我送你回家吗?
343No?是吗?
344Okay.摆
345Can I go check on her?我能去看看她吗?
346Yeah, you can do whatever you want.是的,你可以做你想做的任何东西。
347Go check on your girl.去看看你的女朋友,好吗?
348She's not my girl, I'm just-她不是我的女孩,我只是 -
349See you at home.在家见.
350Don't.
351Dude.哥们
352Go after her, Mikey.去追她,迈克。
353去找她吧 去找她吧 Go follow her.
354Don't go into the bathroom.别上厕所
355Claire.克莱尔
356I don't have anybody, Mikey.我没有任何人,迈克。
357Come on, that's not true.来吧,那不是真的。
358No, Emily was right, wasn't she?不,艾米丽是对的,不是吗?
359My parents were right to cut me off.我父母把我截断是对的
360Emily was just upset, she didn't mean any of that.Emily只是心烦意乱 她没有这个意思
361And now we're never gonna be friends again.现在我们再也不会成为朋友了
362To be honest, Claire, I don't really think there was ever a chance of you guys being friends.老实说,克莱尔,我真的不认为 你们有成为朋友的机会。
363I'm talking about me and you.我说的是我和你
364We're never gonna be friends again because Emily won.我们再也不会成为朋友了 因为艾米莉赢了
365Yay.
366She wasn't trying to win, Claire.她不是想赢 克莱尔
367Yes, she was.是的,她曾经是。
368Claire, come-克莱尔,过来...
369She was, Mikey.她是,迈克。
370Like, I'm happy you're getting some, but literally ever since Emily got into the picture, she's been trying to sabotage our friendship.喜欢,我很高兴你得到了一些, 但实际上,自从Emily得到的照片, 她一直在试图破坏我们的友谊。
371She has not been trying to sabotage our friendship.她没有试图破坏我们的友谊。
372Oh, let me guess, she probably said I was missing your attention and needed your attention again.哦,让我猜猜,她可能说 我错过了你的注意力, 需要你再次的注意。
373No, I mean, she was-不 我是说 她...
374You call me the devil, too?你也叫我魔鬼吗?
375Uh, well-呃,这...
376Do you know why I broke up with Blake?你知道我为什么和布莱克分手吗?
377Because he didn't love me, and I knew that because you did.因为他不爱我, 我知道这一点 因为你做到了。
378You know, I hope that you loved me enough to at least give me a second chance.我希望你足够爱我 至少给我第二次机会
379You're right, I don't deserve it.你说的对 我不配这样
380I don't deserve your friendship.我不值得你的友谊。
381I'm just an ugly little birthday girl inside and out.我只是一个丑陋的小生日女孩 内外。
382I miss you.и稱
383I miss spending time with you.我想念和你在一起的时间。
384I don't know why I'm still here, but I feel like I just need to be.我不知道我为什么还在这里, 但我觉得我只是需要。
385Why don't I pump you in the face?我怎么不给你打脸?
386What was that?你说什么?
387What did I pu-我怎么会...
388Wait, pause.等等,暂停
389Get a room, you two.你们俩去房间
390That's something that you'd be okay with?你会同意吗?
391No.没有
392Really fun surprise for you this year, that's all I'm gonna say.今年给你的惊喜真有趣 我只能这么说了
393But-不过...
394Wyatt, wake up!怀亚特,醒醒!
395Wyatt!怀亚特!
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