我亲哥，居然跟我高中暗恋对象在一起了……
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Well, Katie, it is just a pleasure to finally meet you. | 凯蒂,很高兴终于见到你了 |
| 0:03 | Oh, Mr. Jefferson, please, the pleasure's all mine. | 哦,杰斐逊先生,请,我的荣幸。 |
| 0:06 | We never thought our little Mikey would fall in love with another woman, | 我们从没想过我们的小麦克 会爱上另一个女人 |
| 0:08 | especially after you-know-who. | 尤其是你认识谁之后 |
| 0:11 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 0:11 | Oh, sorry. | 对不起 |
| 0:12 | Mikey, who's you-know-who? | 麦基,你是谁? |
| 0:14 | In some contexts, Lord Voldemort, in this context, nobody. | 在某些情况下,伏地魔大人,在这种情况下,没有人。 |
| 0:17 | Nobody? | 没人? |
| 0:18 | Yes. | 对 |
展开字幕全文（358 条）
| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Well, Katie, it is just a pleasure to finally meet you. | 凯蒂,很高兴终于见到你了 |
| 2 | Oh, Mr. Jefferson, please, the pleasure's all mine. | 哦,杰斐逊先生,请,我的荣幸。 |
| 3 | We never thought our little Mikey would fall in love with another woman, | 我们从没想过我们的小麦克 会爱上另一个女人 |
| 4 | especially after you-know-who. | 尤其是你认识谁之后 |
| 5 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 6 | Oh, sorry. | 对不起 |
| 7 | Mikey, who's you-know-who? | 麦基,你是谁? |
| 8 | In some contexts, Lord Voldemort, in this context, nobody. | 在某些情况下,伏地魔大人,在这种情况下,没有人。 |
| 9 | Nobody? | 没人? |
| 10 | Yes. | 对 |
| 11 | Not nobody. | 没有人。 |
| 12 | Back in high school, Mikey had the cutest little crush on a girl than Claire Keaty. | 高中时,迈克对一个女孩的迷恋比克莱尔·基蒂更可爱. |
| 13 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 14 | It wasn't just a crush, sweetheart. | 这不仅仅是一个迷恋,亲爱的。 |
| 15 | It was a thing. | 这是一件事。 |
| 16 | You weren't your bud. | 你不是你的宝贝。 |
| 17 | No, Dad, we weren't a thing. | 不,爸爸,我们什么也不是。 |
| 18 | We were just friends. | 我们只是朋友 |
| 19 | I beg the differ, you took her to prom, buddy. | 你带她去舞会了 |
| 20 | That's more than a thing. | 这不仅仅是一件事。 |
| 21 | No, Dad, she, um... | 没有,爸爸,她,嗯... |
| 22 | Oh, honey, no. | 哦,亲爱的,不。 |
| 23 | Claire was just being nice when she agreed to go with him. | 克莱尔同意和他一起去时只是很友善 |
| 24 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 25 | Really? | 真的吗? |
| 26 | Yes. | 对 |
| 27 | Oh, yeah, no. | 哦,是的,没有。 |
| 28 | It was strictly platonic. | 这完全是柏拉图式的 |
| 29 | Do I have that right, Mikey? | 我有权利吗,迈克? |
| 30 | Yes. | 对 |
| 31 | Thank you, Mom, for the reminder. | 谢谢你妈妈的提醒 |
| 32 | Of course, sweetie. | 当然,亲爱的。 |
| 33 | No, Claire was dating that boy in college, remember? | 不 克莱尔在大学跟那个男孩约会 记得吗 |
| 34 | 没错 Jamal | |
| 35 | So she went to prom with our little prince. | 所以她和我们的小王子去舞会了 |
| 36 | Well, quite an upgrade, I'd say. | 嗯,相当的升级,我会说。 |
| 37 | Right, buddy? | 对吧,伙计? |
| 38 | Well, not really, Dad, because he went to the NFL and I'm stuck here talking to you guys, | 嗯,不是真的,爸爸, 因为他去了NFL 我困在这里 与你们交谈, |
| 39 | but I do appreciate it. | 但我确实很感激 |
| 40 | Anyways, yes, Claire was my high school crush, but Keaty here is the love of my life. | 总之,是的,克莱尔是我的高中迷 但基蒂是我的爱 |
| 41 | Aw, babe. | 哦,宝贝。 |
| 42 | That's for sure. | 当然 |
| 43 | I can't believe our little Chunky's dating such a stunner. | 真不敢相信我们的小春琪 居然在和这么厉害的人约会 |
| 44 | Chunky? | 春琪吗? |
| 45 | Guys, haven't we learned not to call me that name? | 伙计们,我们还没学会不叫我这个名字吗? |
| 46 | Why? | 为什么? |
| 47 | It's so cute. | 真可爱 |
| 48 | Okay, the reason he's upset is because back when Mikey was in high school, | 好吧,他生气的原因是 迈克高中时, |
| 49 | I went and called him Chunky in front of his friends, and his friends made fun of him. | 我去,当着朋友的面叫他春琪,朋友取笑他. |
| 50 | He got embarrassed. | 他感到尴尬。 |
| 51 | They weren't my buddies, Dad. | 他们不是我的兄弟,爸爸。 |
| 52 | They were the school bullies. | 他们是学校的恶霸。 |
| 53 | Oh, come on. | 哦,来吧。 |
| 54 | What are you talking about, buddy? | 你在说什么,伙计? |
| 55 | Nobody ever bullied you. | 没人欺负过你 |
| 56 | Yes, they did. | 是的,他们做到了。 |
| 57 | That is not true. | 事实并非如此。 |
| 58 | They were your friends. | 他们是你的朋友。 |
| 59 | No, Dad, they were Mitch's friends. | 不,爸爸,他们是米奇的朋友。 |
| 60 | That's right, you had no friends. | 没错,你没有朋友 |
| 61 | Hey, speaking of your brother, where is your big brother, Mitchie? | 嘿,说到你哥哥, 你的哥哥,米奇呢? |
| 62 | Right here, Dad. | 在这里,爸爸。 |
| 63 | Mitchie! | 米彻! |
| 64 | The prodigal son returns. | 浪子归来. |
| 65 | Hello, bro, good seeing you. | 你好,兄弟,很高兴见到你。 |
| 66 | Looking good. | 看起来不错。 |
| 67 | Yeah, I got out of court early. | 是的,我早点出院了 |
| 68 | It was an easy case. | 这案子很简单 |
| 69 | It was triple murder. | 这是三重谋杀。 |
| 70 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 71 | I'm gonna get him off, but guys, I'm gonna have to ask you not to say anything embarrassing | 我要把他弄走,但是我必须请你们不要说任何尴尬的话 |
| 72 | because I brought someone with me today. | 因为我今天带了个人来 |
| 73 | Oh my gosh, you got a girlfriend? | 天啊,你有女朋友吗? |
| 74 | I do. | 当然 |
| 75 | Is she another supermodel? | 她是另一个超级模特吗? |
| 76 | Girlfriend? | 女朋友吗? |
| 77 | More like a paid lady. | 更像一个有薪女士。 |
| 78 | I'm so excited to introduce you to, well, reintroduce you to our ladies and gentlemen, Claire. | 我很高兴能介绍你们 重新介绍你们给我们的女士们先生们 克莱尔 |
| 79 | Hey. | 顿 |
| 80 | Oh my god, we were just talking about you. | 哦,我的上帝,我们只是在谈论你。 |
| 81 | No, we weren't. | 不,我们没有。 |
| 82 | No, we weren't, Mom. | 不,我们没有,妈妈。 |
| 83 | Oh gosh, good things, I hope. | 哦,天哪,希望是好东西。 |
| 84 | No, is it Mike who can ever say a bad thing about you? | 不 是迈克能说出你的坏话吗? |
| 85 | Totally were. | 没错 |
| 86 | We were talking about you and Claire at prom. | 我们在舞会上谈到你和克莱尔 |
| 87 | No. | 没有 |
| 88 | Oh my gosh, you know, I think about that night all the time. | 哦,我的天哪,你知道, 我想那个晚上所有的时间。 |
| 89 | You do? | 是吗? |
| 90 | Yeah, I mean, it was like the cutest date I've ever been on, obviously before I met Mitch. | 是啊,我的意思是,这就像最可爱的日期 我曾经参加过,显然 在我遇到米奇之前。 |
| 91 | Of course. | 当然 |
| 92 | Uh-oh. | 额,哦。 |
| 93 | It's good to see you again, Mikey. | 很高兴再次见到你,迈克。 |
| 94 | Yeah, it's good to see you too, Claire. | 很高兴见到你 克莱尔 |
| 95 | What about me, little bro? | 我怎么办,小兄弟? |
| 96 | Good to see me? | 很高兴见到我? |
| 97 | Huh? | 是吗? |
| 98 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 99 | Yeah, bro. | 是啊,哥们。 |
| 100 | Good to see you too. | 很高兴见到你 |
| 101 | Claire, I thought we'd never see you again, honey. | 克莱尔 我以为我们再也见不到你了 亲爱的 |
| 102 | When was the last time we saw you? | 我们上次见你是什么时候? |
| 103 | Who knows? | 谁知道呢? |
| 104 | Probably graduation, right? | 也许毕业,对不对? |
| 105 | Yeah, graduation sounds right. | 是啊,毕业听起来不错。 |
| 106 | No, no. | 没有,没有。 |
| 107 | It was your New Year's Eve party. | 这是你的除夕派对。 |
| 108 | Hmm. | 是吗? |
| 109 | I don't remember that. | 我不记得了 |
| 110 | New Year's party. | 新年晚会. |
| 111 | Oh, honey, let me remind you. | 哦,亲爱的,让我提醒你。 |
| 112 | Remember, it was that party you threw, but nobody showed up. | 记住,是你开的派对,但没人出现 |
| 113 | Oh yeah. | 对 |
| 114 | Thanks, Mom. | 谢谢 妈妈 |
| 115 | Um, sweet, I think you're off about that one. | 嗯,亲爱的,我想你该走了。 |
| 116 | I mean, as I remember, that was a classic chunky razor, wasn't it? | 我的意思是,我记得, 这是一个典型的块状剃刀,不是吗? |
| 117 | Wrong again, Dad. | 又错了,爸爸。 |
| 118 | There was only a few people there. | 那里只有几个人 |
| 119 | No, there was only one person there. | 不,那里只有一个人 |
| 120 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 121 | It was our perfect little Claire, your bestie. | 那是我们完美的小克莱尔,你最好的。 |
| 122 | Bestie. | 贝丝蒂 |
| 123 | Well, we still managed to have a lot of fun, didn't we, Mikey? | 嗯,我们仍然设法 有很多乐趣,不是吗,迈克? |
| 124 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 125 | Were you two each other's New Year's kiss? | 你们是新年的吻吗? |
| 126 | No. | 没有 |
| 127 | Yes, we were. | 是的,我们是。 |
| 128 | What are you talking about? | 你在说什么? |
| 129 | I was Mikey's first kiss. | 我是迈克的初吻 |
| 130 | Yep. | 对 |
| 131 | Kiss me right here on my cheek. | 吻我的脸颊 |
| 132 | The cheek. | 面颊. |
| 133 | Oh, that's my boy. | 哦,这是我的孩子。 |
| 134 | Way to plant one on her, buddy, just like your old man taught you. | 就像你老爸教你的一样 |
| 135 | Dad. | 父亲 |
| 136 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 137 | What do you mean you taught him? | 你说你教他是什么意思? |
| 138 | Yeah, that sounds kind of weird, honey. | 是啊,听起来有点奇怪,亲爱的。 |
| 139 | No, it's not weird. | 不,这不奇怪。 |
| 140 | Let me explain. | 让我解释一下 |
| 141 | Don't. | 别 |
| 142 | Don't explain it. | 别解释 |
| 143 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 144 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 145 | See, Mikey. | 你看,迈克。 |
| 146 | Don't explain it. | 别解释 |
| 147 | No, no, no, buddy. | 不 不 不 伙计 |
| 148 | I want to. | и稱 |
| 149 | See, when Mikey was in college, he had never kissed a girl. | 你看,当迈克在大学, 他从来没有吻一个女孩。 |
| 150 | Ever. | 从来没有。 |
| 151 | Right? | 对吧? |
| 152 | Dad! | 父亲! |
| 153 | And then he heard that the clear was in town, so he decided to put this rager together. | 之后他听说清水在镇上,于是决定把这个怒火集中起来. |
| 154 | Dad! | 父亲! |
| 155 | That's why you did it? | 所以你才这么做? |
| 156 | And then he just waddled into my room. | 然后他走进我的房间 |
| 157 | Dad! | 父亲! |
| 158 | Daddy, can you teach me how to kiss a girl? | 爸爸,你能教我怎么吻一个女孩吗? |
| 159 | And my heart melted. | 则心融. |
| 160 | Dad, shut the fuck up. | 爸爸,闭嘴 |
| 161 | I beg you. | 我求求你们 |
| 162 | Aw, well, Mikey's a great cheek kisser, so thank you, Mr. Jefferson. | 哦,好吧,迈克是一个伟大的脸颊吻手, 所以谢谢你,杰斐逊先生。 |
| 163 | Don't thank him. | 别谢他 |
| 164 | So, Katie, how did you and Mikey meet? | 凯蒂 你和迈克是怎么认识的? |
| 165 | Well, we had... | 我们... |
| 166 | Please, somebody get me a drink. | 请,有人给我喝一杯。 |
| 167 | No, come on, babe. | 不,来吧,宝贝。 |
| 168 | Let's tell the story. | 说个故事吧 |
| 169 | It's so cute. | 真可爱 |
| 170 | Cute? | 可爱? |
| 171 | Yep, sounds like Mikey. | 是的,听起来像迈克。 |
| 172 | Cutest boy in Massachusetts, or maybe even the world, right, Claire? | 马萨诸塞州最可爱的男孩, 甚至是全世界,对不对,克莱尔? |
| 173 | And I've always said that. | 我总是这么说 |
| 174 | I thought you thought I was the cutest boy in Massachusetts. | 我以为你认为我是马萨诸塞州最可爱的男孩 |
| 175 | It's not a competition, Mitch. | 这不是竞争,米奇。 |
| 176 | Oh, well, you're the hottest guy in Massachusetts. | 你是马萨诸塞州最火辣的 |
| 177 | Mikey is the cutest. | 迈克是最可爱的。 |
| 178 | Okay, can we please change the subject? | 我们能换个话题吗? |
| 179 | Mike used to cute when you're the hot one, remember? | 迈克以前很帅的,记得吗? |
| 180 | Shut up, Dad. | 闭嘴,爸爸。 |
| 181 | That's what all the girls used to say. | 诸女常以此语. |
| 182 | Mom, he's our cute little guy. | 妈妈 他是我们可爱的小家伙 |
| 183 | Anyways, we met at a coffee shop. | 总之 我们在一家咖啡店认识的 |
| 184 | Mikey was my barista. | 米奇是我的律师。 |
| 185 | And he would always make me lattes and do a little foam hard on it. | 他总是让我拿铁 并做一个小泡沫硬化。 |
| 186 | Oh, stop, that's precious. | 哦,停下来,这是宝贵的。 |
| 187 | And then he started to ask me out on dates. | 然后他开始约我约会 |
| 188 | And she said yes. | 她答应了 |
| 189 | Story over. | 故事结束。 |
| 190 | No, not really. | 不,没有。 |
| 191 | It was like he asked me like seven times. | 就像他问我七次一样 |
| 192 | Seven times? | 七次吗? |
| 193 | And I like said no every single time. | 而我喜欢说不 每次。 |
| 194 | Right, been there. | 对,去过那里。 |
| 195 | Can't even dream what that would be like. | 甚至无法梦见会是什么样子。 |
| 196 | But Mikey was persistent. | 但迈克很坚持 |
| 197 | He always was. | 他总是这样 |
| 198 | Just like with you, Claire. | 就像和你一样 克莱尔 |
| 199 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 200 | Geez, Mikey, I didn't know you liked Claire so much. | 天啊,迈克,我不知道你这么喜欢克莱尔 |
| 201 | Well, that's because you were too busy sleeping with a whole bunch of cheerleaders. | 那是因为你忙着跟一帮啦啦队长睡觉 |
| 202 | Babe, not in front of my parents. | 宝贝,不在我父母面前 |
| 203 | Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry. | 天啊,对不起 |
| 204 | No reason, believe me. | 没有理由,相信我。 |
| 205 | I knew Mitch was sneaking in cheerleaders. | 我知道米奇是偷偷在啦啦队长。 |
| 206 | Sometimes two, three, four at a time. | 有时一时二三四. |
| 207 | Probably paid them too. | 也许他们也付了钱 |
| 208 | Mom, you knew? | 妈妈,你知道吗? |
| 209 | Honey, I wash your sheets. | 亲爱的,我帮你洗床单 |
| 210 | I know everything. | 我对一切了如指掌 |
| 211 | Gosh, why didn't you stop me? | 天哪,你为什么不阻止我? |
| 212 | Honestly, I was just hoping one of them would just be there for Mikey. | 老实说,我只是希望他们中的一个 会只是在那里迈克。 |
| 213 | Or if nothing else, just wander down the hall into his room | 或者,如果没有其他的, 只是游荡在大厅 进入他的房间 |
| 214 | and give our little prince a chance. | 给我们的小王子一个机会 |
| 215 | Mom, why didn't you tell me? | 妈妈,你为什么不告诉我? |
| 216 | I would have helped out. | 我本来会帮忙的 |
| 217 | I would have sent a few his way. | 我本可以派几个他来 |
| 218 | I didn't need all of them. | 我不需要他们 |
| 219 | Well, Mitch, while you were with your cheerleaders, | 米奇 你和啦啦队长在一起的时候 |
| 220 | Mikey and I were having plenty of fun ourselves. | 迈克和我玩得很开心 |
| 221 | Yeah, we were. | 是的,我们是。 |
| 222 | Making friendship bracelets. | 制作友谊手镯. |
| 223 | Mikey wore his... | 麦基戴着他的... |
| 224 | No, I didn't. | 不 我没有 |
| 225 | Oh, did he now? | 是吗? |
| 226 | Claire, I know what she's talking about. | 克莱尔,我知道她在说什么 |
| 227 | Yes, you did. | 是的,你这样做。 |
| 228 | Honey, do you remember when it finally broke? | 亲爱的,你还记得什么时候它终于坏了吗? |
| 229 | Do I remember? | 我还记得吗? |
| 230 | Oh my God, yeah. | 哦,我的上帝,没错。 |
| 231 | Jesus Christ. | 天呐 |
| 232 | He was running around like a chicken with his head cut off. | 他像只被砍头的鸡一样到处跑 |
| 233 | All freaked out. | 都吓坏了 |
| 234 | Oh no! | 哦,不,不,不,不,不,不,不 |
| 235 | Dad! | 父亲! |
| 236 | You wanted to marry Claire? | 你想嫁给克莱尔? |
| 237 | Yeah, when I was in high school. | 是啊,当我在高中。 |
| 238 | Not now. | 现在不行。 |
| 239 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 240 | You? | 你吗? |
| 241 | Mitchell, it's not that funny. | 米切尔,这不好笑。 |
| 242 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 243 | No, it's good to have goals. | 不,这是很好的有目标。 |
| 244 | This is awkward. | 这太尴尬了 |
| 245 | Not really, because his big brother Mitch is going to marry Claire | 没有,因为他的哥哥米奇要嫁给克莱尔 |
| 246 | and that's the second best thing, isn't it, Mikey? | 这是第二件事,不是吗,迈克? |
| 247 | Yep, Dad, it's the best. | 是的,爸爸,这是最好的。 |
| 248 | Is nobody hearing me when I say let's change the subject? | 我说换话题时没人听到我说话吗? |
| 249 | I don't really think we care. | 我觉得我们不在乎 |
| 250 | Of course, sweetie, I'm sorry. | 当然,亲爱的,对不起。 |
| 251 | Mitch和Claire 你们是怎么联系上的? | |
| 252 | Okay, never mind. | 好吧,没关系。 |
| 253 | Let's go back to the old subject. | 复以旧论. |
| 254 | I actually was thinking about you, Mikey. | 我其实在想你,迈克。 |
| 255 | Oh, that's so cute. | 哦,这是那么可爱。 |
| 256 | But not as cute as when you asked me to prom. | 但没有你让我参加舞会时那么可爱 |
| 257 | Oh, I have to hear this story. | 哦,我必须听到这个故事。 |
| 258 | No, you don't. | 不,你没有。 |
| 259 | Do you remember that, Mikey, when you invited me to the prom? | 记得你邀请我参加舞会的时候吗,迈克? |
| 260 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 261 | As if he could forget. | 好像他能忘记一样 |
| 262 | That was his greatest athletic achievement in high school. | 这是他在高中取得的最大体育成绩。 |
| 263 | Oh, was it? | 是吗? |
| 264 | No. | 没有 |
| 265 | It totally was. | 没错 |
| 266 | Mitchie, tell the story. | 米奇,讲故事。 |
| 267 | Dad, well, it's quite the yarn, but absolutely, okay? | 爸爸,这是相当的线条, 但绝对,好吗? |
| 268 | We all knew Mike had the hots for Claire back in the day | 我们都知道迈克以前对克莱尔很着迷 |
| 269 | and we also knew that he would never ask her to prom. | 而且我们也知道 他绝不会邀请她参加舞会 |
| 270 | And me being the quarterback of the team. | 而我是球队的四分卫 |
| 271 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 272 | Wasn't that impressive? | 这不令人印象深刻吗? |
| 273 | So it was the last play of the game, right? | 所以这是游戏的最后一场比赛 对吧? |
| 274 | And we're up 40 to 0, so I run in and I call the special play. | 我们40到0, 所以我跑进去,我叫特别剧。 |
| 275 | Kings crossing. | 君王过关. |
| 276 | Manager's prom. | 经理舞会。 |
| 277 | Manager's prom? | 经理舞会? |
| 278 | Well, Mikey was the team manager. | 迈克是团队经理 |
| 279 | Best little manager in high school history, huh? | 高中史上最好的小经理,是吧? |
| 280 | Dad, it's not a cool thing. | 爸爸,这不是一个很酷的事情。 |
| 281 | So I call in the play. | 所以我请客 |
| 282 | It's an easy touchdown for Mikey and I throw a... | 这对迈克来说很容易触地得分,我扔... |
| 283 | A perfect pass. | 完美的传球 |
| 284 | It was a little wobbly. | 有点摇晃 |
| 285 | And Mikey's wide open. | 而迈克的宽敞。 |
| 286 | And the defense is there all holding hands, hoping he's going to catch it. | 辩方是全手牵手 希望他会抓住它 |
| 287 | Chanting, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. | 钱廷,麦基,麦基,麦基 |
| 288 | And I throw it to him and everyone's waiting for him to make the catch and... | 我扔给他 每个人都在等他来抓... |
| 289 | And then he caught it. | 然后他抓住它。 |
| 290 | Hits him right in the helmet. | 击中他的头盔右。 |
| 291 | Bonk. | 庞克. |
| 292 | Babe was cute, though. | 宝贝很可爱 |
| 293 | But Mitch ran into the end zone, dove and caught that pass for Mikey | 但米奇跑到终点区, 鸽子和抓住了通过迈克 |
| 294 | and handed it to him so he could give it to Claire for prom. | 然后交给他 这样他就可以把它交给克莱尔参加舞会了 |
| 295 | I did. | 没错 |
| 296 | 当晚在ESPN上. | |
| 297 | It was also on Shaq and a Fool. | 在沙克和一个傻瓜身上 |
| 298 | Everyone was cheering. | 大家都在欢呼 |
| 299 | Mikey was crying. | 迈克在哭 |
| 300 | I mean, I couldn't possibly say no. | 我的意思是,我不能说不。 |
| 301 | God, what a great story, right? | 天啊,这故事太棒了,对吧? |
| 302 | Now tell them what about when Mikey wanted to audition for the play so he could kiss Claire. | 现在告诉他们 当迈克想试演这部剧时 他可以吻克莱尔 |
| 303 | No, no. | 没有,没有。 |
| 304 | Whoa. | 珃 |
| 305 | No, this is bullshit, guys. | 不,这是废话,伙计们。 |
| 306 | We get it. | 我们明白了。 |
| 307 | I was a loser in high school. | 我是高中的失败者。 |
| 308 | You were not a loser, buddy. | 你不是一个失败者,伙计。 |
| 309 | Yes. | 对 |
| 310 | Yes, Dad. | 是的,父亲。 |
| 311 | I was. | 没错 |
| 312 | Your son was a loser. | 你儿子是个失败者。 |
| 313 | Well, me. | 嗯,我这个 |
| 314 | He was the fucking man. | 他是他妈的男人。 |
| 315 | And Claire didn't love me. | 克莱尔不爱我 |
| 316 | Claire didn't love me at all. | 克莱尔根本不爱我 |
| 317 | I was a loser who couldn't catch, who couldn't get the girl. | 我是一个失败者 谁不能抓住, 谁不能得到女孩。 |
| 318 | And Mitch was the man. | 米奇就是那个人 |
| 319 | And now he comes in here, parading around Claire, going steady with her. | 现在他来到这里, 绕着克莱尔, 与她稳定。 |
| 320 | Fuck you all. | 去你妈的 |
| 321 | Why does it bother you, dude? | 你为什么烦恼,伙计? |
| 322 | Because obviously I still like her. | 因为我还是喜欢她 |
| 323 | I told you. | 我告诉你。 |
| 324 | First thing you were right about all day, babe. | 首先,你是对的一整天,宝贝。 |
| 325 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 326 | What's going on? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 327 | We know you still like her, Mikey. | 我们知道你还是喜欢她 迈克 |
| 328 | I called Mitch up a couple weeks ago because I wanted him to set us up on a date. | 几周前我给米奇打电话了 因为我要他安排我们约会 |
| 329 | But I wasn't sure if he still liked me, so he told your parents and they got to thinking | 但我不确定他是否还喜欢我 所以他告诉你的父母 他们想 |
| 330 | and they sort of just came up with this whole thing. | 他们刚刚想出了整个事情。 |
| 331 | Hey. | 顿 |
| 332 | My last pass to you, little bro. | 我最后一次给你的通行证,小兄弟 |
| 333 | Don't drop this one. | 别掉这个 |
| 334 | I won't, bro. | 我不会的,兄弟。 |
| 335 | I won't. | 我不会的 |
| 336 | So wait a minute. | 所以,等待一分钟。 |
| 337 | You guys. | 你们 |
| 338 | We're all in on this. | 我们都参与其中。 |
| 339 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 340 | I mean, every single one of... | 我的意思是,每一个... |
| 341 | Oh, dear Lord. | 哦,亲爱的上帝。 |
| 342 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 343 | I have no clue what the fuck everyone is talking about right now. | 我不知道大家在说什么 |
| 344 | You were not supposed to be here. | 你不应该在这里。 |
| 345 | No. | 没有 |
| 346 | That's okay. | 没关系 |
| 347 | Fuck you guys. | 他妈的你们。 |
| 348 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 349 | Katie, wait. | 凯蒂,等等。 |
| 350 | No, we were just getting started. | 不,我们刚刚开始。 |
| 351 | It was great meeting you, Katie. | 很高兴认识你 凯蒂 |
| 352 | I'm so fucking excited. | 我他妈的好兴奋 |
| 353 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 354 | And we were all in on it. | 我们都参与了 |
| 355 | Every last one of... | 每个最后的... |
| 356 | Every last... | 每一个... |
| 357 | Finish the thought. | 完成这个想法。 |
| 358 | Oh, I think we're good on water. | 哦,我觉得我们很擅长水。 |
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