租个临时女友去应付家庭晚宴
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Well, nurses called a code blue, which means there's a cute guy in the lobby, and there he was. | 护士叫暗号蓝色 意思是大堂里有个可爱的家伙 |
| 0:11 | Hey, Kaylee, this guy was building you up so much. | 嘿,凯莉,这家伙 正在建立你这么多。 |
| 0:13 | Talk about the perfect woman. | 谈论一个完美的女人。 |
| 0:14 | We really thought he was making you up. | 我们真的以为他是在编造你 |
| 0:17 | I'm still pinching myself that a neurosurgeon is actually into me. | 神经外科医生真的在我体内 |
| 0:21 | Chris didn't let me know that his parents were even sweeter than he is. | 克里斯没有告诉我 他的父母甚至比他更甜蜜。 |
| 0:25 | I'll lead to that. | 我会带路的 |
| 0:26 | My girlfriend's coming, too. | 我女朋友也来了 |
| 0:36 | Yeah, her flight got delayed, but she should be here any minute. | 是的,她的航班被推迟了 但她应该随时都来 |
| 0:41 | And she's really attractive. | 而且她真的很有吸引力。 |
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| 1 | Well, nurses called a code blue, which means there's a cute guy in the lobby, and there he was. | 护士叫暗号蓝色 意思是大堂里有个可爱的家伙 |
| 2 | Hey, Kaylee, this guy was building you up so much. | 嘿,凯莉,这家伙 正在建立你这么多。 |
| 3 | Talk about the perfect woman. | 谈论一个完美的女人。 |
| 4 | We really thought he was making you up. | 我们真的以为他是在编造你 |
| 5 | I'm still pinching myself that a neurosurgeon is actually into me. | 神经外科医生真的在我体内 |
| 6 | Chris didn't let me know that his parents were even sweeter than he is. | 克里斯没有告诉我 他的父母甚至比他更甜蜜。 |
| 7 | I'll lead to that. | 我会带路的 |
| 8 | My girlfriend's coming, too. | 我女朋友也来了 |
| 9 | Yeah, her flight got delayed, but she should be here any minute. | 是的,她的航班被推迟了 但她应该随时都来 |
| 10 | And she's really attractive. | 而且她真的很有吸引力。 |
| 11 | She's very beautiful, and she's the real deal. | 她非常美丽,而且她才是真正的交易. |
| 12 | So I'm just, I'm excited for you guys to meet her. | 所以,我只是,我很兴奋 你们见到她。 |
| 13 | Oh. | 瓳 |
| 14 | I hope she's not too attractive, because between her and Kaylee, I will be overshadowed by all the beauty at this table. | 我希望她不会太吸引人 因为她和Kaylee之间 我将会被这桌的美貌蒙上阴影 |
| 15 | You need to stop it right there. | 你得停下来 |
| 16 | You'll always be the most beautiful woman in this universe. | 你永远是这个宇宙中最美丽的女人 |
| 17 | Well, hang on. | 好吧,坚持住。 |
| 18 | I would be a little bit worried if I were your mom, because she's very beautiful, | 如果我是你妈妈 我会有点担心 因为她很漂亮 |
| 19 | and she will be the best-looking woman at this table, including Kaylee, so. | 她会是这桌最帅的女人 包括凯莉 |
| 20 | Really, dude? | 真的吗 伙计? |
| 21 | Yeah, she's hot. | 是啊,她是热的。 |
| 22 | I'm sure she is, buddy. | 我敢肯定,她是,伙计。 |
| 23 | This is what it is, right? | 这就是它是什么,对不对? |
| 24 | Can't wait to find out. | 等不及要查清楚了 说吧 |
| 25 | Boys, be nice. | 孩子们 乖一点 |
| 26 | It's Christmas. | 今天是圣诞节 |
| 27 | Yeah, I'm sure both my boys have beautiful girlfriends. | 是啊,我敢肯定,我的两个男孩 有美丽的女朋友。 |
| 28 | Well, you're at least half right. | 好吧,你至少一半的权利。 |
| 29 | I mean, it wasn't Kaylee's looks that first attracted me to her. | 我的意思是,不是凯莉的外表 第一次吸引我到她。 |
| 30 | It was her drive, her passion. | 这是她的驱动力,她的激情。 |
| 31 | Did I mention she's a neurosurgeon? | 我提过她是个神经外科医生吗? |
| 32 | We can never hear enough of it, honestly. | 老实说,我们永远听不够 |
| 33 | Kaylee, please, tell us, how did you get on this path? | 凯莉,请告诉我们 你是怎么走上这条路的? |
| 34 | My older sister Stephanie, she set out to find treatments for cystic fibrosis, and I was just so inspired, | 我姐姐史蒂芬妮, 她开始寻找 治疗囊肿纤维化, 而我只是 如此灵感, |
| 35 | and I decided to go to med school. | 我决定去医学院 |
| 36 | My girlfriend's a doctor, too. | 我女朋友也是个医生 |
| 37 | The one that's not here. | 不在这里的那个 |
| 38 | A really successful one? | 一个真正的成功? |
| 39 | That's wonderful, buddy. | 太棒了,伙计 |
| 40 | What kind of doctor is she? | 她是什么医生? |
| 41 | Right now, she's in the middle of working on the latest edition of Cancer. | 现在,她正在研究最新版的癌症。 |
| 42 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 43 | The new one that just dropped? | 刚刚掉下的新车? |
| 44 | That's admirable. | 真令人钦佩 |
| 45 | What's the outfit called? | 衣服叫什么来着? |
| 46 | It's the Cancer Research Downtown, in Somalia. | 这是位于索马里市区的癌症研究。 |
| 47 | Oh, with the downtown kids. | 哦,和市区的孩子。 |
| 48 | I'm excited for you guys to meet her. | 我很高兴你们见到她 |
| 49 | Can we eat now? | 我们能吃东西了吗? |
| 50 | How about that? | 怎么样? |
| 51 | What's her name? | 她叫什么来着? |
| 52 | Jennifer. | 詹妮弗 詹妮弗 詹妮弗 |
| 53 | Last name? | 姓谁? |
| 54 | Lopez. | 洛佩兹 |
| 55 | Jennifer Lopez? | 珍妮弗·洛佩兹? |
| 56 | Jennifer. | 詹妮弗 詹妮弗 詹妮弗 |
| 57 | He said Jennifer. | 他说珍妮弗。 |
| 58 | With a soft A. | 以软A. |
| 59 | Yeah, with an A. | 是啊,有一个A。 |
| 60 | Jennifer Lopez. | 珍妮弗・洛佩兹。 |
| 61 | Where's she from, babe? | 她从哪里来的,宝贝? |
| 62 | There's a lot of new names nowadays, huh? | 现在有很多新名字,是吧? |
| 63 | Very exotic. | 非常异国情调 |
| 64 | She's from France. | 她来自法国. |
| 65 | Oh, baby! | 哦,宝贝! |
| 66 | We're going to have another French palut. | 我们要去另一个法国甜圈。 |
| 67 | Yes, yes, listen, I'm excited. | 是的 是的 听着 我很兴奋 |
| 68 | But don't do that when she gets here, though, because she doesn't speak French. | 不过她来的时候别那样 因为她不会说法语 |
| 69 | Jennifer from France doesn't speak French. | 来自法国的珍妮弗不会说法语. |
| 70 | She doesn't speak French? | 她不会说法语? |
| 71 | Well, because she was born in France, but she was raised in Portugal. | 因为她出生在法国,但在葡萄牙长大。 |
| 72 | The Frenchie. | 法门者. |
| 73 | Portuguese. | 葡萄牙语。 |
| 74 | When you say that, it sounds like a real thing. | 当你这么说的时候 听起来就像真的一样 |
| 75 | I'll stop being nosy, and I'll wait till she gets here, | 我不会再多管闲事了 我会等到她来 |
| 76 | and I'll badger her with my mom questions. | 我会用我妈妈的提问来反驳她 |
| 77 | But we are really excited to meet her. | 但我们很兴奋能见到她 |
| 78 | Yeah, we can't wait for her to not get here. | 是啊,我们不能等她不来 |
| 79 | But my girlfriend, who's sitting right next to me, | 但我的女朋友,谁坐在我旁边, |
| 80 | actually won the Golden Scalpel Award. | 实际获得金刀奖. |
| 81 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 82 | Guess how many lives she saved? | 猜猜她救了多少条命? |
| 83 | I don't know, 10? | 我不知道,10号? |
| 84 | 287. | 287 (英语). |
| 85 | 288 is what Jennifer saved. | 288是珍妮薇救出来的 |
| 86 | Exactly one more death. | 再死一个 |
| 87 | That girl is superwoman. | 那个女孩是超级女人。 |
| 88 | Mom. | 妈妈 |
| 89 | Thank you, guys. | 谢谢你们 |
| 90 | Jesus Christ. | 天呐 |
| 91 | She actually doesn't like to be compared to Jesus Christ. | 她实际上不喜欢被比作耶稣基督. |
| 92 | Definitely was not comparing her to the son of our Lord. | 绝对不是把她比作我们主的儿子 |
| 93 | Okay, I just want to say we're proud of you both. | 好吧,我只想说 我们为你们俩感到骄傲。 |
| 94 | And when she's not doing that, she works as a dog shelter employee. | 而当她不这样做, 她的工作作为一个狗避难所雇员。 |
| 95 | The dog shelter? | 狗窝? |
| 96 | Dude, stop lying to mom and dad. | 伙计,别对爸妈撒谎了 |
| 97 | I don't appreciate that you are now yelling at the dinner table. | 我不欣赏你现在在餐桌上大喊大叫 |
| 98 | I don't appreciate that you keep putting your arm around an inanimate object. | 我不欣赏你一直把手臂 围绕一个无生命的物体。 |
| 99 | A George Foreman grill. | 一个乔治·福曼烤架。 |
| 100 | Kaylee, did you read my mind? | 凯莉,你读过我的想法吗? |
| 101 | Well, she is a neurosurgeon. | 她是个神经外科医生 |
| 102 | Neurosurgeons can't read minds. | 神经外科医生不会读心术. |
| 103 | That would be a psychic, like with Janifers. | 这将是一个灵媒, 像与Janifers。 |
| 104 | Oh, Jennifer is a psychic now. | 珍妮佛现在是个灵媒了 |
| 105 | Yes, Jennifer is a psychic. | 是的,珍妮弗是个灵媒 |
| 106 | I just didn't bring it up again. | 我只是没有再提起它。 |
| 107 | You'd think if she was a psychic, | 你会认为 如果她是一个灵媒, |
| 108 | she would be able to know that her flight was going to be delayed. | 她会知道她的航班会推迟 |
| 109 | Oh, that's precognition, idiot. | 哦,那是承认,白痴。 |
| 110 | She's telepathic. | 她有心灵感应 |
| 111 | Okay, guys. | 好了,伙计们。 |
| 112 | She's a figment of your mind. | 她是一个虚构的你的思想。 |
| 113 | She's going to be here soon. | 她很快就会到的 |
| 114 | She exists. | 她的存在。 |
| 115 | She won't be here because you're making things up. | 她不会在这里 因为你在编造事情。 |
| 116 | She will be here any minute. | 她随时会来 |
| 117 | Then call her. | 那就给她打电话 |
| 118 | I don't have her phone number. | 我没有她的电话号码。 |
| 119 | You don't have her phone number? | 你没有她的电话号码? |
| 120 | No. | 没有 |
| 121 | Why don't you have her phone number, honey? | 你为什么不有她的电话号码,亲爱的? |
| 122 | We communicate through emails. | 我们通过电子邮件进行交流。 |
| 123 | She travels so much with work | 她经常出差上班 |
| 124 | that the data roaming charges would be fiscally irresponsible. | 数据漫游收费在财政上是不负责任的 |
| 125 | Is everything okay? | 一切都好吗? |
| 126 | Guys, you have to believe me. | 伙计们,你们必须相信我。 |
| 127 | It's alright. | 没事的 |
| 128 | We can get you help. | 我们可以帮你 |
| 129 | Mom, dad, I need you to believe me. | 妈妈 爸爸 我需要你相信我 |
| 130 | You've never had a date to Christmas and that's okay. | 你从来没有约会 到圣诞节,没关系。 |
| 131 | Let me get this straight. | 让我说清楚 |
| 132 | Your girlfriend, Jennifer Lopez, | 你的女朋友,珍妮弗・洛佩兹, |
| 133 | who's from France but doesn't speak French | 他来自法国,但不会说法语 |
| 134 | because she was raised in Portugal, | 因为她在葡萄牙长大, |
| 135 | is currently on a delayed flight from Somalia | 目前在从索马里起飞的航班上 |
| 136 | after helping downtown cancer kids | 帮助市中心癌症孩子后 |
| 137 | overcome their illnesses | 克服他们的疾病 |
| 138 | all while balancing psychic appointments | 在平衡心理预约的同时 |
| 139 | and sheltering dogs | 和庇护狗 |
| 140 | and she doesn't have a phone? | 她没有电话? |
| 141 | Is there anything else? | 还有别的吗? |
| 142 | She's really excited to meet you guys. | 她很高兴能见到你们 |
| 143 | You guys have to stop enabling us. | 你们必须停止允许我们。 |
| 144 | Listen, kids, give him a break. | 听着,孩子们,放过他 |
| 145 | Jennifer, this is my family. | 珍妮弗,这是我的家人。 |
| 146 | Family, this is Jennifer. | 家人,这是珍妮佛。 |
| 147 | I'm so sorry I'm late. | 对不起,我迟到了。 |
| 148 | They needed so much extra help at the dog shelter | 他们在狗收容所需要额外帮助 |
| 149 | so I had to go fill in and then I took a red eye | 所以我不得不去填表 然后红眼睛 |
| 150 | from Somalia and as soon as I landed | 我一从索马里登陆 |
| 151 | I went straight to the lab | 我直接去了实验室 |
| 152 | because I had to check the temperatures | 因为我必须检查温度 |
| 153 | because you know how cancer, | 因为你知道 如何癌症, |
| 154 | it doesn't like when it's cold | 不喜欢冷的时候 |
| 155 | and I couldn't get in touch with him | 我无法联系他 |
| 156 | because I don't have a phone. | 因为我没有电话 |
| 157 | But I'm here now. | 但我现在在这里。 |
| 158 | It's so nice to meet you. | 幸会 |
| 159 | I'm Chrissy. | 我是克丽丝 |
| 160 | I'm Max's mom. | 我是麦克斯的妈妈 |
| 161 | And it's really good to meet you. | 很高兴见到你 |
| 162 | We've heard so much about you. | 我们听说了你这么多事 |
| 163 | Welcome to our home. | 欢迎来到我们的家。 |
| 164 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 165 | Or abrogado. | 或阿罗伽多. |
| 166 | It means thank you in Portuguese. | 意思是用葡萄牙语谢谢你 |
| 167 | Oh, and I made these for you. | 哦,我做了这些给你。 |
| 168 | It's bufana, a delicacy from my country. | 这是布法纳,来自我国的精品。 |
| 169 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 170 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 171 | Something told me that you wanted Portuguese food. | 有东西告诉我你想要葡萄牙菜 |
| 172 | She's telepathic. | 她有心灵感应 |
| 173 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 174 | Please. | 请 |
| 175 | Thank you so much | 谢谢 |
| 176 | for putting up with my family. | 忍受我的家庭。 |
| 177 | I know they can be a lot sometimes. | 我知道他们有时会很多 |
| 178 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 179 | They were a lot of fun. | 他们很有趣 |
| 180 | So? | 怎么样? |
| 181 | So. | 所以说 So. |
| 182 | Is it cash only? | 只有现金吗? |
| 183 | Oh, it's the... | 哦,这是... |
| 184 | You can use the website. | 您可以使用网站。 |
| 185 | Oh, use the website? | 哦,用网站吗? |
| 186 | Yeah, the website. | 对,网站 |
| 187 | Is this it? | 是这样吗? |
| 188 | That's the one, yeah. | 对,就是这个 |
| 189 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 190 | Thank you so much. | 非常感谢 |
| 191 | Yeah, thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 192 | What are you up to the rest of the night? | 你今晚在忙什麽? |
| 193 | Oh, me and some of the girls | 哦,我和一些女孩们 |
| 194 | from Rent a Girlfriend | 租房来的女朋友 |
| 195 | are gonna grab some drinks. | 去拿点喝的 |
| 196 | Just hanging out. | 只是挂出来。 |
| 197 | Cool. | 凉爽。 |
| 198 | Well, thank you again. | 再次谢谢你 |
| 199 | Oh, I don't have a dog. | 我没有狗 |
| 200 | And I'm not really gonna ever wear that. | 我永远不会穿这个的 |
| 201 | I'm never gonna be a doctor. | 我永远不会成为一个医生。 |
| 202 | Hi. | 顿 |
| 203 | Chocolate Grey Goose, please. | 巧克力灰鹅,请。 |
| 204 | Merry Christmas. | 圣诞快乐 |
| 205 | I thought he would never shut up. | 我以为他不会闭嘴的 |
| 206 | Hey, ladies. | 嘿,女士们。 |
| 207 | Every year | 每年 |
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