"最后一个被移出会议的人获胜"：一场离谱的 Zoom 生存挑
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | I have two cats, Dina and Butternut. | 我有两只猫 迪娜和巴特努特 |
| 0:03 | I mean, the other one just sort of likes to chill. | 我的意思是,另一个只是 那种喜欢冷静。 |
| 0:05 | One, two, three, four. | 一二三四门. |
| 0:08 | Tracy, can you please mute him? | 崔西,你能让他闭嘴吗? |
| 0:11 | I don't know if he's on the spectrum or... | 我不知道他是在谱系上还是... |
| 0:13 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 0:16 | We snuck into Zoom meetings with strangers, | 我们悄悄地和陌生人见面 |
| 0:19 | but we have to do everything we're told. | 但我们必须做我们被告知的一切。 |
| 0:21 | And for each thing we do, we earn one point. | 对于我们所做的每一件事, 我们得到一分。 |
| 0:23 | But if the strangers catch on, we get kicked and our turn is over. | 但是,如果陌生人赶上, 我们被踢了,我们的回合结束了。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I have two cats, Dina and Butternut. | 我有两只猫 迪娜和巴特努特 |
| 2 | I mean, the other one just sort of likes to chill. | 我的意思是,另一个只是 那种喜欢冷静。 |
| 3 | One, two, three, four. | 一二三四门. |
| 4 | Tracy, can you please mute him? | 崔西,你能让他闭嘴吗? |
| 5 | I don't know if he's on the spectrum or... | 我不知道他是在谱系上还是... |
| 6 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 7 | We snuck into Zoom meetings with strangers, | 我们悄悄地和陌生人见面 |
| 8 | but we have to do everything we're told. | 但我们必须做我们被告知的一切。 |
| 9 | And for each thing we do, we earn one point. | 对于我们所做的每一件事, 我们得到一分。 |
| 10 | But if the strangers catch on, we get kicked and our turn is over. | 但是,如果陌生人赶上, 我们被踢了,我们的回合结束了。 |
| 11 | So just like the Impractical Jokers, | 就像隐性小丑一样 |
| 12 | whoever has the least points once everyone's had a turn | 每个人一转身,谁都得分最低 |
| 13 | will be doing the terrible mystery punishment. | 将会做出可怕的神秘惩罚 |
| 14 | Joe, you are up first. | 乔,你先起来 |
| 15 | Let's see how many points you can get before you get kicked. | 让我们看看你在被踢之前能得到多少分. |
| 16 | Welcome to my careers meeting. | 欢迎来到我的职业生涯会议。 |
| 17 | I'm Tracy and I'm your host. | 我是崔西,我是你们的主持人 |
| 18 | Nice to meet you all. | 幸会 |
| 19 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 20 | Hi. | 顿 |
| 21 | By the way, guys, the strangers don't know this, | 顺便说一句,伙计们,陌生人不知道这一点, |
| 22 | but my mom is the host for these meetings. | 但我妈妈是这些会议的主持人 |
| 23 | Tell us your name and what you do for a living. | 告诉我们你的名字和工作 |
| 24 | I'm going to start with Devin. | 初结德云. |
| 25 | Yep. | 对 |
| 26 | My name is Devin. | 我叫德温 |
| 27 | I work for an IT services firm, | 我为一家IT服务公司工作 |
| 28 | helping out teachers and other school faculty | 帮助教师和其他学校教师; |
| 29 | that need help with their system. | 他们的系统需要帮助 |
| 30 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 31 | Even in the summertime. | 乃至夏时. |
| 32 | Mo, can you tell us your name and what you do for a living? | 莫,你能告诉我们你的名字,你做什么工作? |
| 33 | Hey, my name is Mo and I'm a professional entertainer | 嘿,我叫莫,我是个职业艺人 |
| 34 | for kids' birthday parties. | 为孩子们的生日派对。 |
| 35 | I'm Mo and I'm a kids' birthday entertainer. | 我是莫,我是一个孩子的生日娱乐家。 |
| 36 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 37 | That's fun. | 这很有趣。 |
| 38 | Now grab the furry outfit we sent you and show it off, Joe. | 现在拿上我们给你的毛衣 炫耀一下 乔 |
| 39 | I actually have a... | 其实我有一个... |
| 40 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 41 | So this is like what I do. | 这就像我所做的。 |
| 42 | So I'm just a kids' birthday entertainer. | 我只是个孩子的生日艺人 |
| 43 | I go party to party and I just entertain. | 我去派对,我只是娱乐。 |
| 44 | That's fun. | 这很有趣。 |
| 45 | Okay, okay. | 好,好,好,我们走 |
| 46 | Good for you. | 对你有好处 |
| 47 | No one's catching on yet. | 还没人赶上呢 |
| 48 | Rosa, tell us your name and what you do for a living. | 罗莎,告诉我们你的名字 和你做什么为生。 |
| 49 | My name is Rosa Torres. | 我叫罗莎·托雷斯 |
| 50 | I live in Staten Island. | 我住在斯塔登岛 |
| 51 | Joe, open the bag of chips we gave you and start going to town. | 乔,打开我们给你的薯片包 然后去城里 |
| 52 | Right now I'm retired, | 我现在退休了 |
| 53 | but I'm going to be working with people especially. | 但我会特别和别人合作 |
| 54 | Before that, I will work on my photography research. | 在此之前,我将从事摄影研究。 |
| 55 | No, no, no. | 不,不,没有。 |
| 56 | I'm going to be working in a place where I will be living. | 我会在一个住的地方工作 |
| 57 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 58 | Akma, tell us your name and what you do for a living. | 阿克玛,告诉我们你的名字,你做什么工作 |
| 59 | My name is Akma. | 我叫阿克玛 |
| 60 | I'm an independent sales rep. | 我是独立销售代表 |
| 61 | Joe, can you crank those fucking chips? | 乔,你能调一下那些该死的筹码吗? |
| 62 | Dude, we need you going. | 伙计,我们需要你走。 |
| 63 | I connect Asian suppliers with some projects. | 我将亚洲供应商与一些项目联系起来。 |
| 64 | Mo, can you mute your mic? | 莫,你能关掉你的麦克风吗? |
| 65 | I can't stop eating. | 食不绝. |
| 66 | I'm so sorry. | 对不起 |
| 67 | He just got pressed. | 他刚被压住了 |
| 68 | Yeah, no, she does not take shit around here. | 是啊,不,她不会在这里拉屎。 |
| 69 | Joe, you got a point for that. | 乔,你有道理 |
| 70 | You got a point for that. | 你说得有道理 |
| 71 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 72 | Let's move on to the next question. | 复次问言. |
| 73 | Now we're going to do a little show and tell. | 现在,我们要做一个小节目 并告诉。 |
| 74 | Show us your go to professional photo. | 给我们看看你的专业照片 |
| 75 | Akma, could you show us your go to professional photo? | 阿克玛,你能给我们看看你的专业照片吗? |
| 76 | Oh, that's beautiful. | 哦,这是美丽的。 |
| 77 | Yeah, that's really nice. | 是啊,这是真的不错。 |
| 78 | Very professional. | 非常专业 |
| 79 | I like it. | 我喜欢 |
| 80 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 81 | Mo, could you show us your go to professional photo? | 莫 能给我们看看你的专业照片吗? |
| 82 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 83 | Let me. | 让我来 |
| 84 | I could actually show you my whole LinkedIn profile. | 我可以给你们看看我整个LinkedIn简介 |
| 85 | Now set this picture. | 现在摆好这张照片。 |
| 86 | I just sent you as your background. | 我只是把你当作你的背景 |
| 87 | I'm just going to set it as my background. | 我只是把它设定为我的背景。 |
| 88 | This is me. | 这就是我。 |
| 89 | What can you move to the other side? | 你能移动到另一边吗? |
| 90 | What is the registry warning? | 登记通知是什么? |
| 91 | It's because I'm filed for the LinkedIn registry for job applications. | 是因为我申请了LinkedIn注册申请 |
| 92 | I am looking for a new opportunity. | 我在找一个新的机会。 |
| 93 | I don't think they have a registry. | 我不认为他们有注册。 |
| 94 | Are you sure that's not like a Megan's List thing? | 你确定这不像梅根的列表吗? |
| 95 | I'm not familiar. | 我不太熟悉,你觉得呢? |
| 96 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 97 | Who's Megan? | 梅根是谁? |
| 98 | Is she having a cool party? | 她有个很酷的派对吗? |
| 99 | Is Megan having a cool party? | 梅根有个很酷的派对吗? |
| 100 | What does the L stand for after your name? | 你的名字后面的L代表什么? |
| 101 | It's Lester. | 这是莱斯特。 |
| 102 | That's just my last. | 这是我最后一次了 |
| 103 | It's just personal. | 这只是个人的。 |
| 104 | Oh, I see. | 原来如此 |
| 105 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 106 | You can't get it. | 你拿不来 |
| 107 | And guys, Joe can refuse things if he thinks it'll get him kicked. | 伙计们,乔可以拒绝一些事情 如果他认为这会让他被踢。 |
| 108 | He just won't get a point. | 他不会说的 |
| 109 | Next, we're going to move on to question number three. | 接下来,我们继续讨论第三个问题。 |
| 110 | What do you commute to work with? | 你通勤是为了什么? |
| 111 | Iris. | 爱丽丝 |
| 112 | The subway. | 地铁. |
| 113 | MTA (英语). | |
| 114 | Devin. | 德温. |
| 115 | I will take the bus down to Newark Penn Station. | 我坐巴士去纽瓦克宾站 |
| 116 | Joe, take a screenshot of a person and set it as your background. | Joe 拍个人的截图 当作你的背景 |
| 117 | Wait, Marcus. | 等等,马库斯 |
| 118 | Marcus. | 马库斯 |
| 119 | He's got to do Marcus. | 他必须做马库斯。 |
| 120 | Stop the whole class and tell him that your screen is glitching. | 停止全班,告诉他 你的屏幕在闪烁。 |
| 121 | Joe, you got to cut him off, dude. | 乔,你必须切断他,伙计。 |
| 122 | You got to do it. | 你必须做到这一点。 |
| 123 | Tracy, I'm really sorry. | 特蕾西,真的对不起。 |
| 124 | Is the meeting glitchy for anybody else? | 对其他人来说会议有问题吗? |
| 125 | No. | 没有 |
| 126 | So far, it's okay. | 至今无碍. |
| 127 | It showed Marcus in my background. | 它显示马库斯在我的背景。 |
| 128 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 129 | Dude, what are you doing? | 伙计,你在做什么? |
| 130 | Who's not doing that? | 谁不这样做? |
| 131 | He just got bitched. | 他刚被骂了 |
| 132 | Marcus got mad. | 马库斯生气了 |
| 133 | Try it again. | 再试一次 |
| 134 | Joe, switch it to this new picture I just sent you of Rachel. | 乔,把它换成我刚刚给你发的新照片 |
| 135 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 136 | Marcus, what do you commute to work with? | 马库斯,你搭乘什么? |
| 137 | I see three trains of morning and back. | 我看到三列火车早上和回来。 |
| 138 | No, cut him off. | 不,切断他。 |
| 139 | Cut him off. | 截断他 |
| 140 | Tracy, I hate to be that guy, but my thing is lagging and now Rachel's behind me. | 崔西,我不想成为那个家伙 但我的东西很落后 现在瑞秋在我后面 |
| 141 | Tracy, I'm sorry, but I think there's something wrong with your meeting settings because now | 崔西,对不起,我想你的会面安排有问题 因为现在 |
| 142 | Rachel's behind me. | 雷切尔在我后面 |
| 143 | I think to kick him out, he seems to be a problem. | 我想把他赶出去 他似乎是个问题 |
| 144 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 145 | But unfortunately, guys, he needs the whole class to suss him to get kicked, so we got | 但不幸的是,伙计们,他需要整个班级 吊死他才能被踢,所以我们得到了 |
| 146 | to do more. | 来做更多的事情。 |
| 147 | Okay, Mo, what do you commute to work with? | 好吧,莫,你 通勤工作吗? |
| 148 | It's kind of similar to Marcus with the trains. | 和马库斯的火车差不多 |
| 149 | Say I sneak onto local school buses. | 说我偷偷跑到当地的校车。 |
| 150 | I just sneak onto the local school bus, so I have this bus pass I found and I just kind | 我只是偷偷跑到当地的校车, 所以我有这个公交车通行证 我找到了,我只是好心 |
| 151 | of commute with the yellow school buses. | 与黄色校车通勤。 |
| 152 | Like on a kid's bus? | 像在孩子的公交车上? |
| 153 | My company actually handles all the public transportation for New York City, so I can | 我的公司负责纽约所有的公共交通 所以我可以 |
| 154 | make sure you're not on any buses you're supposed to be on. | 确定你没有搭公交车 |
| 155 | That's why he got a restricted thing on his thing. | 这就是为什么他得到了 限制的东西在他的东西。 |
| 156 | I told you, man. | 我告诉过你,伙计。 |
| 157 | You got to kick him out. | 你得把他赶出去。 |
| 158 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 159 | Well, they say kick him out. | 他们说把他赶出去 |
| 160 | He rides with little kids on the bus and he's got a restricted thing on his thing. | 他和小孩一起坐公交车 他的东西有限制 |
| 161 | It's cool with the bus drivers now. | 公交车司机现在很冷静 |
| 162 | It's like a... | 这就像一个... |
| 163 | Yo, he's getting sussed out hard. | 哟,他得到了sussed出来硬。 |
| 164 | Okay, great. | 好吧,伟大的。 |
| 165 | What was the craziest thing that has ever happened at your work? | 你工作上最疯狂的事是什么? |
| 166 | All right, Alina? | 好吗,艾琳娜? |
| 167 | I got a marriage proposal from a total stranger. | 我接到一个陌生人的求婚 |
| 168 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 169 | All right, Joe, get the can of whipped cream we ordered for you. | 好了,乔,去拿我们给你点的奶油 |
| 170 | Put it at your mouth and hold it triggered until we say stop. | 把它放在嘴边 把它扣住 直到我们说停止 |
| 171 | Rosa, what is the craziest thing that has ever happened at your work? | 罗莎,你工作上最疯狂的事是什么? |
| 172 | Well, I was attacked in my job because I was working with people who have a special need. | 嗯,我的工作被攻击 因为我工作的人 有特别的需要。 |
| 173 | Yo, that just looks gross. | 哟,这看起来很恶心。 |
| 174 | That just looks fucked up. | 看起来很糟 |
| 175 | Look at Marcus show over it. | 看看马库斯的表演 |
| 176 | Yo, Joe, we never told you to stop. | 哟,乔,我们从来没有让你停下来。 |
| 177 | Keep going. | 继续 |
| 178 | We didn't say stop. | 我们没有说停止。 |
| 179 | All right, Iris, what's the craziest thing that has ever happened at your work? | 好吧,艾瑞丝,你工作时 最疯狂的事是什么? |
| 180 | There was a flood. | 发生水灾。 |
| 181 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 182 | Keep going. | 继续 |
| 183 | Dude, look at Devon. | 哥们 看德文 |
| 184 | Is that overflowing? | 溢出了吗? |
| 185 | Joe, get the mic close and start licking your fingers. | 乔 把麦克风关上 开始舔你的手指 |
| 186 | Oh, my goodness. | 天呐 |
| 187 | That is crazy. | 太疯狂了 |
| 188 | All right, did everyone have a chance to go? | 好了,每个人都有机会去吗? |
| 189 | Moe, did you go? | 莫伊,你去了吗? |
| 190 | Dude, this is insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 191 | I think Marcus is fed up, bro. | 我想马库斯已经受够了,兄弟 |
| 192 | All right, activity time. | 好吧,活动时间。 |
| 193 | Show us your workout fitter uniform. | 给我们看看你的健身服 |
| 194 | Rachel, show us your workout fitter uniform. | 瑞秋,给我们看看你的健身服 |
| 195 | Yeah, so this is the scrub top. | 是的,所以这是刷子顶部。 |
| 196 | I don't know if you can see it. | 我不知道你能不能看见它。 |
| 197 | We set up a really cool outfit for you on the side. | 我们为你做了件很酷的衣服 |
| 198 | Ask Tracy if you can go change into yours. | 问问特蕾西你能不能换个衣服 |
| 199 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 200 | Tracy, can I go and change into mine? | 崔西,我可以去 换我的吗? |
| 201 | Okay, Iris, could you show us your workout fitter uniform? | 好吧,艾瑞丝,你能给我们看看你的健身服吗? |
| 202 | Something like a professional top, some black slacks, you know. | 有点像职业上衣,一些黑色的懒惰,你知道的。 |
| 203 | Okay, perfect. | 好吧,完美无缺。 |
| 204 | Where's Joe, bro? | 乔呢,兄弟? |
| 205 | Oh, my. | 天呐 |
| 206 | What the fuck is that? | 什么他妈的是什么? |
| 207 | Oh, Moe, you're back. | 哦,莫伊,你回来了 |
| 208 | Could you show us your outfit? | 能给我们看看你的衣服吗? |
| 209 | Remind them you're a birthday entertainer, Joe. | 提醒他们你是个生日艺人 乔 |
| 210 | So I'm a birthday party entertainer for context, so I'll see. | 所以,我是一个生日派对的娱乐家 的背景,所以我会看看。 |
| 211 | This is my whole thing. | 这是我的全部事情。 |
| 212 | Oh, I love it. | 哦,我喜欢它。 |
| 213 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 214 | This is great. | 这是伟大的。 |
| 215 | What kind of kids ask for this character for their birthday? | 什么样的孩子要这个角色过生日? |
| 216 | Has anyone here seen Madagascar? | 有人看到马达加斯加吗? |
| 217 | Yeah, the cartoon. | 对 漫画 |
| 218 | Yeah, the movie. | 是啊,电影。 |
| 219 | I'm like King Julien. | 我就像朱利安国王 |
| 220 | Tell me you haven't had me at your kid's birthday. | 告诉我你在孩子的生日那天没有我 |
| 221 | He's back meddling out of this perfectly. | 他正忙着处理这件事 |
| 222 | King Julien is fucking on point, bro. | 朱利安国王是他妈的点,兄弟。 |
| 223 | Marcus has questions. | 马库斯有问题 |
| 224 | My stomach hurts. | 胃痛则痛. |
| 225 | Mine too, Marcus. | 我也是 马库斯 |
| 226 | Now, say, watch this and then jump behind you on that slip and slide. | 现在,说,看这个 然后在你后面跳 滑行。 |
| 227 | Watch this. | 看看这个 |
| 228 | This is my routine. | 这是我的例行公事 |
| 229 | This is a combo trick. | 这是一个组合伎俩。 |
| 230 | If you can give me 20 seconds here, it's a combo trick. | 如果你能给我20秒, 这是一个组合技巧。 |
| 231 | Now, Joe, roll out the slip and slide. | 现在,乔,把滑倒和滑倒。 |
| 232 | He is such an interesting character. | 他是个有趣的人物。 |
| 233 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 234 | Y'all have really fun to be your friends. | 你们做朋友真的很有趣 |
| 235 | Put some water on it. | 放点水上去 |
| 236 | And no shame. | 而无惭愧. |
| 237 | Is that a slip and slide? | 这是滑倒和滑倒吗? |
| 238 | Wait, Marcus, you missed it. | 等等 马库斯 你错过了 |
| 239 | It's like a slip and slide, sort of like. | 这就像一个滑动和滑动, 有点像。 |
| 240 | It's not a slip and slide. | 这不是滑倒和滑倒。 |
| 241 | Oh, Marcus, you missed it. | 马库斯 你错过了 |
| 242 | It was a slip and slide. | 这是一个滑和滑。 |
| 243 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 244 | You didn't see it? | 你没看到吗? |
| 245 | Let me show you, Marcus. | 让我告诉你,马库斯。 |
| 246 | Wait, Marcus, did you miss my... | 等等 马库斯 你想念我的... |
| 247 | Maybe show him again. | 也许再给他看看 |
| 248 | Show him again? | 再给他看一次? |
| 249 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 250 | Why charge for this usually, but... | 为什么这通常收费,但... |
| 251 | We're not being pranked, are we? | 我们没有被恶作剧,是吗? |
| 252 | Like, is he, like... | 喜欢,他,像... |
| 253 | I didn't even think you could see in there. | 我什至认为你看不到在那里。 |
| 254 | That's the most King Julian can do on here, but yeah, that's my work outfit. | 那是朱利安国王能做的 但那是我的工作服 |
| 255 | Well, thanks for the demonstration. | 谢谢你的演示 |
| 256 | One more time. | 再来一次 |
| 257 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 258 | One more? | 再来一个? |
| 259 | No. | 没有 |
| 260 | 随你怎么说 Marcus | |
| 261 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 262 | I don't care. | 我无所谓 |
| 263 | Moe, do you always practice in your bedroom? | 莫伊,你总是在卧室练习吗? |
| 264 | Did you say one more time? | 你再说一次? |
| 265 | Sorry, did you say one more? | 对不起,你再说一次? |
| 266 | I said, do you practice in your bedroom? | 我说 你在卧室练习吗? |
| 267 | No, no, no, no. | 释曰. |
| 268 | This has to be a prank. | 这一定是个恶作剧 |
| 269 | I refuse to believe this is serious. | 我不相信这是严重的。 |
| 270 | It's creepy. | 令人毛骨悚然. |
| 271 | No, this is like... | 不,这就像... |
| 272 | Yeah, this is something... | 是啊,这是什么... |
| 273 | We're all going to be on Moe's YouTube channel later. | 我们稍后都会上莫伊的YouTube频道. |
| 274 | Yeah, that's what I think. | 是的,这就是我的想法。 |
| 275 | Yeah, I think so, because there's no way this is for real. | 是的,我想是的,因为这不可能是真的。 |
| 276 | Bro, they got your ass. | 哥,他们抓住你了 |
| 277 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 278 | All right, guys. | 好吧,伙计们。 |
| 279 | I think Moe might be a Zoom bomber. | 我认为莫伊可能是"放大轰炸机" |
| 280 | I'm sorry, Marcus. | 对不起,马库斯。 |
| 281 | Don't worry, Moe. | 别担心,莫伊。 |
| 282 | You're good. | 你很不错。 |
| 283 | Get his ass out. | 把他弄出来 |
| 284 | Get him out of here. | 把他带出去 |
| 285 | Bye, Moe. | 再见,莫伊。 |
| 286 | Nice knowing you. | 很高兴认识你。 |
| 287 | If you guys want to book me for your kid's birthday party, just shoot me a message. | 如果你们想订我参加你孩子的生日派对 就给我留言 |
| 288 | Let's go. | 我们走吧。 |
| 289 | All you guys are awesome. | 你们都很棒 |
| 290 | You're awesome as well. | 你也很厉害 |
| 291 | You too. | 你也一样。 |
| 292 | I wish I knew you in real life. | 我希望在现实生活中认识你 |
| 293 | Hey, there's Joe. | 嘿,这是乔。 |
| 294 | Hey, guys. | 嘿,伙计们。 |
| 295 | It's Moe Lester, the kid's birthday entertainer that takes the school bus. | 是莫·莱斯特,孩子的生日艺人 搭校车。 |
| 296 | That takes the kid's fucking school buses. | 这孩子的校车。 |
| 297 | Joe, how are you doing, man? | 乔,你好吗? |
| 298 | Are you feeling good, though? | 你感觉好吗? |
| 299 | Dude, I'm in a soaking wet... | 伙计,我湿透了... |
| 300 | What the fuck is this? | 这是什么鬼东西? |
| 301 | Save. | 救赎. |
| 302 | Hey, man, you racked up some good points there, though. | 嘿,伙计,你打破了一些好点,虽然。 |
| 303 | Yeah, you actually did good. | 是啊,你确实做得很好。 |
| 304 | I would fucking hope so, yeah. | 我他妈的希望如此,是的。 |
| 305 | All right, Joe racked up 12 points at his meeting before getting kicked. | 好吧,乔在被踢之前 在会议上打出12分 |
| 306 | But next up is Justin, and he'll be infiltrating a pet lovers meeting. | 但接下来是贾斯汀, 他会渗入一个宠物情人会议。 |
| 307 | So we'll have to see if he can do better than Joe and avoid the punishment. | 所以我们得看看他能不能比乔做得更好,避免惩罚. |
| 308 | Hi, everyone. | 大家好,你们好。 |
| 309 | Hi. | 顿 |
| 310 | Oh, look at the corgi. | 哦,看看那个科吉。 |
| 311 | Hey, can you guys hear me? | 嘿,你们能听到我吗? |
| 312 | Oh my God, look at the drum set behind Justin. | 哦,我的上帝,看看鼓 在贾斯汀后面。 |
| 313 | You already know how this is going to end. | 你已经知道会怎样了 |
| 314 | This is going to end bad, dude. | 事情会很糟的 |
| 315 | Welcome to my pet owners meeting. | 欢迎来到我的宠物主人会议。 |
| 316 | I'm Tracy, the meeting host. | 我是崔西,会议主持人。 |
| 317 | Tell us your name and what pets you have. | 告诉我们你的名字和你的宠物 |
| 318 | Maria, can you tell us your name and what pets you have? | 玛利亚,你能告诉我们你的名字和你的宠物吗? |
| 319 | Hi, I'm Maria. | 嗨,我是玛利亚。 |
| 320 | 我有一个Chaiweenie, 他叫山姆。 | |
| 321 | Oh, how cute. | 真可爱 |
| 322 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 323 | James? | 詹姆士吗? |
| 324 | Yes. | 对 |
| 325 | Justin, when this guy shows his pet, put on a baby voice and say, who's your good boy? | 贾斯汀,当这家伙展示他的宠物, 戴上婴儿的声音,说,谁是你的好孩子? |
| 326 | I don't know if you guys can see Lizzie. | 我不知道你们能不能见到丽兹 |
| 327 | She's cute. | 她很可爱 |
| 328 | Oh, who's a good boy? | 谁是个好孩子? |
| 329 | Oh, he's so cute. | 哦,他是如此可爱。 |
| 330 | Who's a good boy? | 谁是好孩子? |
| 331 | Don't start baby talking until we say it. | 在我们说之前不要开始婴儿说话。 |
| 332 | Chihuahua, too. | 奇瓦瓦也一样。 |
| 333 | Oh my goodness. | 天呐 |
| 334 | He's adorable. | 他很可爱 |
| 335 | Cute. | 可爱 |
| 336 | Keep it going. | 继续 |
| 337 | Wait, I like how he licked his paw like that. | 等等 我喜欢他那样舔爪子 |
| 338 | Holy fuck. | 他妈的。 |
| 339 | Dude, he did not like that. | 老兄,他不喜欢这样。 |
| 340 | Moving right along now. | 现在就走 |
| 341 | What's a trick your pet can do? | 你的宠物能做什么? |
| 342 | Ashley? | 阿诗莉? |
| 343 | She can shake. | 她可以摇动。 |
| 344 | Oh, that's so cute. | 哦,这是那么可爱。 |
| 345 | Justin, what's a trick your pet can do? | 贾斯汀,你的宠物能做什么? |
| 346 | Anything I put peanut butter on, my dog will lick. | 任何我戴花生酱的, 我的狗会舔。 |
| 347 | Anything I put peanut butter on? | 有花生酱吗? |
| 348 | My dog will lick it. | 我的狗会舔它。 |
| 349 | There you go. | 给你。 |
| 350 | And when I say anything, I mean anything and then wink. | 当我说什么,我是说任何事情,然后眨眼。 |
| 351 | And when I mean anything, I mean literally anything. | 当我说到什么,我说到什么。 |
| 352 | win眼. | |
| 353 | Holy fuck. | 他妈的。 |
| 354 | No, he's insane. | 不,他疯了。 |
| 355 | He just did another one. | 他又做了一个 |
| 356 | All right, Ingrid, what's a trick your pet can do? | 好吧 英格丽 你的宠物能做什么? |
| 357 | We live in San Diego, so we go to the beach. | 我们住在圣地亚哥,所以我们去海滩。 |
| 358 | Justin, are you ready for a big one? | 贾斯汀,你准备好了吗? |
| 359 | I want you to grab the blender we sent you and put it on your desk. | 我要你拿起我们寄给你的搅拌机 放在你桌上 |
| 360 | This has got to get people sus. | 这得让人们相信 |
| 361 | All right, Justin, put some berries in there. | 好吧,贾斯汀,把一些浆果在那里。 |
| 362 | I know they're confused, bro. | 我知道他们很困惑 |
| 363 | They're like, what is going on? | 他们喜欢, 这是怎么回事? |
| 364 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 365 | Yeah, put the milk in. | 对,把牛奶放进去 |
| 366 | Yo, you got to hurry this up before someone sees it. | 哟,你得在别人看到之前快点 |
| 367 | We had a cat and we had a litter of puppies. | 我们养了一只猫,还有一堆小狗 |
| 368 | Nice. | 不错 |
| 369 | Before you rip it, say, got to hit my macros. | 在你撕开它之前,说, 得打我的宏。 |
| 370 | All right, Amania, what's a trick your pet can do? | 好吧 阿马尼亚 你的宠物能做什么? |
| 371 | I got to get my macros in real quick. | 我得把我的宏 以真正的快速。 |
| 372 | Mute yourself, dude. | 安静点 伙计 |
| 373 | All right, stop it. | 好吧,停下来。 |
| 374 | Stop it now. | 别闹了 |
| 375 | Say what? | 说什么? |
| 376 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 377 | Yo. | 哟 |
| 378 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 379 | Get ready to do it again. | 准备再来一次 |
| 380 | Jill, what's a trick your pet can do? | 吉尔 你的宠物能做什么? |
| 381 | She knows the names of her toys. | 她知道她玩具的名字 她知道这些玩具的名字 |
| 382 | Justin, keep it going. | 贾斯汀,继续 |
| 383 | Bring that back. | 把那个拿回来 |
| 384 | One more. | 再来一次 |
| 385 | Didn't really go all the way. | 没有真正走的一路。 |
| 386 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 387 | Justin, stop. | 贾斯汀,停下来。 |
| 388 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 389 | What are you doing? | 你在干吗? |
| 390 | You got to put us on mute, dude. | 你得让我们哑巴,伙计。 |
| 391 | Oh, oh, I was unmuted? | 哦,哦,我被解开? |
| 392 | Oh, I was muted. | 哦,我是哑巴。 |
| 393 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 394 | I'm so sorry. | 对不起 |
| 395 | Good shit, Justin. | 干得漂亮,贾斯汀 |
| 396 | That was insane. | 太疯狂了 |
| 397 | Justin, you're racking points. | 贾斯汀,你正在打分。 |
| 398 | Okay, moving right along here. | 好吧,就在这里移动。 |
| 399 | Now we're going to do a show and tell. | 现在,我们要做一个表演和告诉。 |
| 400 | Show us your pet's favorite toy. | 给我们看看你宠物最喜欢的玩具 |
| 401 | Ashley, show us your pet's favorite toy. | 阿什利,给我们看看你的宠物最喜欢的玩具。 |
| 402 | It's a lamb chop. | 这是一个羊排。 |
| 403 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 404 | My dog's favorite toy, too. | 我的狗最喜欢的玩具,太。 |
| 405 | All right, Justin, why don't you show us your pet's favorite toy? | 好吧,贾斯汀,你为什么不给我们看看你的宠物最喜欢的玩具? |
| 406 | Justin, show off your squeaky toy. | 贾斯汀,炫耀你的响亮玩具。 |
| 407 | Aw. | 瓳 |
| 408 | Very squeaky. | 声闻甚深. |
| 409 | Now put it in your mouth and start going to town. | 现在把它放进你的嘴里,开始去镇上。 |
| 410 | I'll do like a little demo on that. | 我会做一个小演示。 |
| 411 | You got the corgis attention. | 你得到了Corgis的注意。 |
| 412 | Look at all the dogs. | 观一切狗. |
| 413 | Look at her. | 看着她。 |
| 414 | Can't really. | 不会吧 |
| 415 | Oh, the dogs are looking. | 狗们在看 |
| 416 | Oh, shit. | 该死 |
| 417 | They're all looking. | 他们都在寻找。 |
| 418 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 419 | Patricia loves that. | 帕特里夏很喜欢 |
| 420 | Justin, don't stop. | 贾斯汀,不要停下来。 |
| 421 | Don't stop. | 别停 |
| 422 | Yo, that's insane. | 哟,这是疯了。 |
| 423 | Just keep going, Justin. | 继续,贾斯汀 |
| 424 | Keep going. | 继续 |
| 425 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 426 | Emania, show us your pet's favorite toy. | Emania 给我们看看你宠物最喜欢的玩具 |
| 427 | He's still going through that. | 他还在经历这个 |
| 428 | It's kind of like a calming thing for him at this point. | 这对他来说有点像一个平静的事情。 |
| 429 | Dude, he's like missing something in his head, bro. | 老兄,他好像在脑子里漏了什么东西 |
| 430 | There's like a lobe missing. | 有如叶漏. |
| 431 | That's what they think, probably. | 他们可能也是这么想的 |
| 432 | Bach's favorite toy. | 巴赫最喜欢的玩具. |
| 433 | Do you see it? | 你看到了吗? |
| 434 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 435 | Bach's favorite toy. | 巴赫最喜欢的玩具. |
| 436 | It's so hard to watch, dude. | 这很难看,伙计。 |
| 437 | No, his favorite toy. | 不 他最喜欢的玩具 |
| 438 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 439 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 440 | He would like lay down and go on it, you know? | 他想躺下继续,你知道吗? |
| 441 | It's hard if I say anything about this, bro. | 如果我说这很难 兄弟 |
| 442 | Jill, show us your pet's favorite toy. | 吉尔,给我们看看你的宠物最喜欢的玩具。 |
| 443 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 444 | It's time for the microwave. | 时微波罗蜜. |
| 445 | This is ring-a-ding-ding. | 这是铃声。 |
| 446 | Can you grab the microwave we sent you? | 你能拿下我们给你的微波炉吗? |
| 447 | Set it up right next to you, please. | 请放在你旁边 |
| 448 | It's been a turtle. | 这是一只龟。 |
| 449 | It's been all sorts of things. | 历经种种. |
| 450 | So I don't know if you can see her, but. | 所以我不知道你能不能见到她 但是... |
| 451 | He's putting the mic here. | 他把麦克风在这里。 |
| 452 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 453 | We're going on to question number four. | 复问四谛. |
| 454 | What do you feed your pet? | 你喂什么宠物? |
| 455 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 456 | Ashley, what do you feed your pet? | 阿什利,你给你的宠物喂什么? |
| 457 | Blue buffalo and then peanut butter for, like, snacks. | 蓝水牛和花生酱 用来做点心 |
| 458 | Now throw that popcorn in. | 把爆米花扔进去 |
| 459 | I want you to give her an instruction. | 我要你给她个指示 |
| 460 | Justin, you can't mute for this one. | 贾斯汀,你不能为这个哑巴。 |
| 461 | This is insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 462 | James, what do you feed your pet? | 詹姆斯,你养什么宠物? |
| 463 | Yeah, we feed them the farmer's dog. | 是啊,我们喂他们农民的狗。 |
| 464 | Yeah, and then they have a bowl of dry food that they can eat a little bit in there. | 是啊,然后他们有碗干粮 他们可以吃一点点在那里。 |
| 465 | Start banging on it. | 开始敲它。 |
| 466 | Whenever they want, yeah. | 只要他们想,是的。 |
| 467 | Start fucking slapping it as hard as you can. | 尽你所能开始拍它 |
| 468 | Okay, George, what do you feed your pet? | 好了,乔治,你喂什么宠物? |
| 469 | Yo, how are they not saying anything about this? | 哟,他们怎么不说这件事? |
| 470 | No, the paw beam is going to be insane. | 不,爪梁会是疯了。 |
| 471 | Justin, what are you making down there? | 贾斯汀,你在下面做什么? |
| 472 | Are you making your dog's food? | 你在做你的狗的食物吗? |
| 473 | He's eating the microwave. | 他在吃微波炉 |
| 474 | Popcorn. | 爆米花(原变种). |
| 475 | Oh, popcorn, okay. | 哦,爆米花,好吗。 |
| 476 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 477 | Patricia, what do you feed your pet? | 帕特里夏,你喂什么宠物? |
| 478 | Organic peppers. | 有机胡椒(原变种). |
| 479 | Mix it all up and then we'll vary. | 混在一起,然后我们就会变形。 |
| 480 | Maybe we'll put in a scoop of peanut butter. | 也许我们可以放进花生酱里 |
| 481 | We always put some kind of protein in there. | 我们总是放某种蛋白质在里面。 |
| 482 | Shake it into the mic. | 摇入弥陀. |
| 483 | They're very motivated. | 他们很有动机 |
| 484 | I can't breathe. | 我无法呼吸。 |
| 485 | Please, Justin, you gotta sus. | 拜托,贾斯汀,你必须这样 |
| 486 | Yeah, Jill, what do you feed your pet? | 是啊,吉尔,你喂什么你的宠物? |
| 487 | Can you just start shuffling the popcorn in front of the fucking mic? | 你能开始在麦克风前打爆米花吗? |
| 488 | Shake that butter up. | 把黄油摇起来 |
| 489 | Can we mute Justin? | 我们能让贾斯汀闭嘴吗? |
| 490 | Justin, there's a little button called mute on your screen. | 贾斯汀,你屏幕上有个叫哑巴的小按钮 |
| 491 | Say you're trying to cool down your popcorn. | 说你想冷却你的爆米花 |
| 492 | My bad, I'm just cooling it down. | 我的错,我只是冷却下来。 |
| 493 | Okay, Jill, what? | 好吧,吉尔,什么? |
| 494 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 495 | Oh my god, Margaret is pissed. | 哦,我的上帝,玛格丽特是生气。 |
| 496 | Can you mute yourself? | 你能闭嘴吗? |
| 497 | We don't want to hear your whole meal. | 我们不想听你的整餐 |
| 498 | Jill is over it. | 吉尔已经过去了。 |
| 499 | I'm sorry, guys. | 对不起,伙计们。 |
| 500 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 501 | I feed my dog. | 我养狗 |
| 502 | Unmute it and do it again right now. | 释迦牟尼如来现在复作是念. |
| 503 | Right now, right now, right now, right now. | 现在,现在,现在,现在。 |
| 504 | Justin, it is very rude to keep interrupting people with your food choices. | 贾斯汀,一直打扰人们吃你的饭太无礼了 |
| 505 | Please mute yourself and let us know. | 请自己闭嘴,告诉我们。 |
| 506 | No, I didn't mean to do that on purpose. | 不,我不是故意要这么做的 |
| 507 | I'm so sorry. | 对不起 |
| 508 | Tracy, you're the host. | 崔西 你是主持人 |
| 509 | You can mute him. | 你可以让他闭嘴。 |
| 510 | You go to his picture and then there's a couple little dots. | 你去他的照片,然后有 几个小点。 |
| 511 | Thank you, Margaret. | 谢谢你,玛格丽特。 |
| 512 | Justin, what do you feed your pet? | 贾斯汀,你喂什么宠物? |
| 513 | Usually I just feed him kibble. | 通常我只会喂他踢球 |
| 514 | But I do have a special treat for when he's a good boy. | 但我有特别的款待 当他是一个好孩子。 |
| 515 | I do have a special treat, though, when he's a good boy. | 我有一个特殊的招待,虽然, 当他是一个好孩子。 |
| 516 | Now pull out that peanut butter jar. | 现在拉出花生酱罐。 |
| 517 | Say, it's a treat for both of us. | 说,这是我们两个的恩惠。 |
| 518 | It's a treat for both of us, though. | 不过,这对我们俩来说都是好东西 |
| 519 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 520 | I like how you perfectly scoop it out like that. | 我喜欢你这么完美地挖出来 |
| 521 | Say, that's not a scoop, wing. | 说,这不是一个勺子,翅膀。 |
| 522 | Yeah, it's not a scoop. | 是啊,这不是一个勺子。 |
| 523 | Win,k也. | |
| 524 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 525 | Roast out. | 烧出. |
| 526 | All right, moving right along. | 好吧,继续前进。 |
| 527 | How do you exercise your pet every day? | 每天如何锻炼你的宠物? |
| 528 | Ashley, how do you exercise your pet every day? | 艾希莉,你每天怎么锻炼你的宠物? |
| 529 | We play ball. | 我们打球。 |
| 530 | Okay, George, how do you exercise your pet every day? | 好了,乔治,你怎么每天锻炼你的宠物? |
| 531 | Justin, your smoothie isn't done. | 贾斯汀,你的滑板还没弄好 |
| 532 | I think we need to start blending again. | 我认为我们需要重新开始融合。 |
| 533 | He either runs. | 要么他跑,要么他跑起来。 |
| 534 | Dude, look at you. | 伙计,看看你。 |
| 535 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 536 | Margaret's not having it. | 玛格丽特没有 |
| 537 | Hold on. | 坚持住。 |
| 538 | Hold on, George. | 等等,乔治 |
| 539 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 540 | Justin's having seconds, I guess. | Justin大概还有几秒钟 |
| 541 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 542 | I don't understand why he's doing it. | 我不明白他为什么要这么做 |
| 543 | Maybe he doesn't have a kitchen. | 也许他没有厨房 |
| 544 | Keep edging it. | 继续吸 |
| 545 | Edge it, edge it. | 边缘,边缘。 |
| 546 | Edge it. | 少来 |
| 547 | Harder. | 更难. |
| 548 | Longer. | 更长. |
| 549 | All right, Justin, you're giving it away. | 好吧,贾斯汀,你放弃它。 |
| 550 | You're looking straight at them. | 你直视着他们 |
| 551 | How did he get away with the blender, popcorn, and all of this shit? | 他是怎么逃出来的 搅拌机,爆米花,和这一切狗屎? |
| 552 | I don't know, dude. | 我不知道,伙计。 |
| 553 | This guy's going the distance. | 这家伙走的很远。 |
| 554 | That drum set's eyeing me, though. | 那鼓正盯着我呢 |
| 555 | Justin, how do you exercise your pet every day? | 贾斯汀,你每天如何锻炼你的宠物? |
| 556 | I actually have a unique way of playing with my dog. | 其实我有一个独特的方法 玩我的狗。 |
| 557 | So I actually have a unique way of playing with my dog. | 所以,我有一个独特的方式 玩我的狗。 |
| 558 | Put on that realistic dog mask now. | 戴上现实的狗面具 |
| 559 | It's a little bit different way here. | 此中略别之道. |
| 560 | Maybe I'll show you guys. | 也许我会给你们看。 |
| 561 | Oh, so he socialized him. | 哦,所以他让他社交。 |
| 562 | Now get on all fours and show the class how you like to play. | 现在上四场 向班上展示你喜欢玩什么 |
| 563 | I'll show you guys a little bit of what I do with the dog. | 我给你们看看我对狗做了什么 |
| 564 | Oh my god, this mask is insane. | 哦,我的上帝,这个面具是疯了。 |
| 565 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 566 | Dude, the drums. | 伙计,鼓声响起。 |
| 567 | Yeah, so they become another animal. | 是啊,所以他们成为了另一种动物。 |
| 568 | Oh my god, dude. | 哦,我的上帝,伙计。 |
| 569 | Jill does not like that. | 吉尔不喜欢这样。 |
| 570 | She's creeped out. | 她爬出来了 |
| 571 | Wow, I guess that's a really interesting way to socialize your pet. | 哇,我想这是 一个非常有趣的方式 社交你的宠物。 |
| 572 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 573 | I see it on the bed. | 我在床上看见了 |
| 574 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 575 | Take a piss. | 撒个尿 |
| 576 | He just marked his territory. | 他刚刚标记了他的领地。 |
| 577 | Look at Jill's face. | 看看吉尔的脸 |
| 578 | You can find that in Tracey. | 你可以在崔西找到这个 |
| 579 | Dude, they're all eating the shit up. | 老兄,他们都在吃狗屎。 |
| 580 | This guy's invincible. | 此人无敌. |
| 581 | No, he's really invincible. | 不,他真的无敌。 |
| 582 | He's not going to get kicked, bro. | 他不会被踢的 兄弟 |
| 583 | No one gives a crap. | 没人在乎 |
| 584 | Well, that dog has its hands full. | 那条狗手忙脚乱 |
| 585 | Oh, his hands are full. | 哦,他的手是满的。 |
| 586 | Let me tell you. | 我告诉你 |
| 587 | His hands. | 他的双手 |
| 588 | Yo. | 哟 |
| 589 | That's how you trust and laugh. | 这就是你如何信任和笑。 |
| 590 | His hands are pretty full. | 他的手很满 |
| 591 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 592 | And his mouth. | 还有他的嘴 |
| 593 | Or his paws are full. | 或者他的爪子是满的。 |
| 594 | Yeah, his paws and mouth. | 对,他的爪子和嘴 |
| 595 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 596 | How is no one sussing this? | 怎么会没人要这样? |
| 597 | No, you know what? | 不,你知道吗? |
| 598 | You know what we should do? | 你知道我们应该怎么做吗? |
| 599 | Fucking drum set, bro. | 他妈的鼓声,兄弟。 |
| 600 | Justin, remember that drum set we made you set up? | 贾斯汀,还记得我们给你设的鼓吗? |
| 601 | Walk over to it and rip the best drum solo known to man. | 走过去 撕开人类所知最好的鼓声独奏 |
| 602 | All right, Margaret, did you share how do you exercise your pet every day? | 好吧,玛格丽特,你有没有分享你如何 每天锻炼你的宠物? |
| 603 | We don't exercise the cats, you know. | 我们不运动猫,你知道的。 |
| 604 | One of the cats is indoor-outdoor, so she's going, coming, going, coming. | 其中一只猫在室内外,所以她会去,会来,会来,会来. |
| 605 | And we live near a park, so. | 我们住在公园附近 |
| 606 | But yeah, they know what time, like in the evening, they'll know if we're quitting on our sneakers. | 但是,他们知道什么时候, 像晚上,他们会知道 如果我们退出我们的运动鞋。 |
| 607 | So Tracey, can you face view him? | 崔西,你能看见他吗? |
| 608 | I've cleaned it kind of now. | 我打扫过了 |
| 609 | There's something wrong with him. | 他有点不对劲 |
| 610 | I don't know if he's on the spectrum or. | 我不知道他是不是在谱系上 |
| 611 | He's on the spectrum? | 他在谱线上? |
| 612 | I can't figure out how to mirror him. | 我无法想象如何照镜子 |
| 613 | Okay, you go to his photo. | 好吧,你去他的照片。 |
| 614 | I'm clicking on it, there's nothing showing. | 我点击它,没有显示。 |
| 615 | Yeah, there's three little dots. | 是的,有三个小点。 |
| 616 | If you click on him, you're the host. | 如果你点击他,你是东道主。 |
| 617 | There's no dots. | 无有圆点. |
| 618 | There are, you have to. | 有,你必须。 |
| 619 | It just says his name. | 上面写着他的名字 |
| 620 | No, you go up to the upper right-hand corner. | 不,你去右上角 |
| 621 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 622 | Do you see the blue square with the three dots? | 你看到蓝色的方块 与三个点? |
| 623 | I can't breathe. | 我无法呼吸。 |
| 624 | She said, I don't know if he's on the spectrum or. | 她说,我不知道 他是在谱系上还是。 |
| 625 | You can also remove someone from a session. | 您也可以从会话中删除某人。 |
| 626 | Which is what I think you need to do with him. | 我认为你需要和他做这件事 |
| 627 | We need to remove him. | 我们得把他带走 |
| 628 | He's done. | 师便打. |
| 629 | Jill has to kick him. | 吉尔必须踢他。 |
| 630 | Margaret has to kick him. | 玛格丽特必须踢他 |
| 631 | He's done. | 师便打. |
| 632 | He's been making sexual innuendos the whole time and how you have it. | 他一直在做性暗示 你是如何拥有它。 |
| 633 | Oh, they didn't know. | 他们不知道 |
| 634 | There's something wrong upstairs there. | 楼上出事了 |
| 635 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 636 | Wait, you guys didn't like it? | 等等,你们不喜欢吗? |
| 637 | Justin, bye-bye. | 贾斯汀,再见。 |
| 638 | Bye-bye. | 再见 |
| 639 | No. | 没有 |
| 640 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 641 | You're welcome. | 不用谢 |
| 642 | Yo, that was nuts. | 哟,那是疯了。 |
| 643 | That was the funniest thing in the world. | 这是世界上最有趣的事情。 |
| 644 | Well, thank you for your patience. | 谢谢你的耐心 |
| 645 | Yeah, I appreciate it. | 是的,我很感激。 |
| 646 | I'm new to this. | 我是新来的 |
| 647 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 648 | But yeah, that feature is really good because you're the host. | 但是,是的,这个特点真的很好 因为你是主持人。 |
| 649 | So the host can control things. | 这样,主机就可以控制事物. |
| 650 | It can mute. | 能寂灭. |
| 651 | Oh, my God, Tracy. | 哦,我的上帝,特蕾西。 |
| 652 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 653 | She muted herself. | 她自言自语 |
| 654 | Yep. | 对 |
| 655 | She just muted herself. | 她只是自言自语。 |
| 656 | That was the best meeting ever. | 这是有史以来最好的会议。 |
| 657 | The funniest was they kept trying to teach me how to mute. | 最有趣的是他们一直试图教我如何哑巴。 |
| 658 | And I'm like, no, mine doesn't have that blue square. | 而我喜欢,不, 我的没有蓝色广场。 |
| 659 | And then at the very end, she's like, okay, next time you're doing this, you can hit the thing. | 在最后,她会说,好吧,下次你这样做, 你可以打的东西。 |
| 660 | And so I hit it and I just mute her. | 所以我打了它,我只 哑了她。 |
| 661 | Someone said something like, yeah, he's got something going on up in his head. | 有人说,是的,他脑子里有东西 |
| 662 | Bro, they were like all panicking. | 哥们,他们就像所有恐慌。 |
| 663 | They were like screaming at Tracy to mute it. | 他们像尖叫崔西 以沉默它。 |
| 664 | He's on the spectrum. | 他的光谱。 |
| 665 | There's something wrong with this kid. | 这孩子有问题 |
| 666 | Mom, you are the best host at this. | 妈,你是最好的主持人 |
| 667 | Like, I don't think anybody could do what you do. | 像,我不认为任何人可以做 你做什么。 |
| 668 | Like, you're actually so good at this. | 喜欢,你实际上 如此擅长这一点。 |
| 669 | Justin scored 12 points at his meeting somehow, meaning him and Joe are both tied for the punishment. | 贾斯汀在会面中取得了12分 也就是说他和乔都被罚了 |
| 670 | But I'm up next and I'm going into a life choices meeting. | 但我是下一个,我要去 一个生活选择会议。 |
| 671 | So let me lock in. | 让我锁上门 |
| 672 | Hi, everyone. | 大家好,你们好。 |
| 673 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 674 | He is cooked. | 他已经煮熟了。 |
| 675 | Welcome to my everyday life meeting. | 欢迎来到我的日常生活会议。 |
| 676 | Introduce yourself and tell us one word that describes you best. | 介绍一下你自己 告诉我们一个能形容你最好的词 |
| 677 | I'm Dean. | 我是迪恩,你好吗? |
| 678 | Cool. | 凉爽。 |
| 679 | Nice, Dean. | 不错,迪恩。 |
| 680 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 681 | I'm Willie. | 我叫威利,你好吗? |
| 682 | I would say electric. | 我会说电动。 |
| 683 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 684 | I'm Jonathan. | 我是乔纳森。 |
| 685 | I think it will be dependable. | 我认为这是可靠的。 |
| 686 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 687 | Your new name is Mac and the perfect word to describe you is fertile. | 你的新名字是Mac 形容你的完美词很肥沃 |
| 688 | My name is Mac and one word to describe myself is fertile. | 我的名字是Mac 一个词来形容自己是肥沃的 |
| 689 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 690 | What's so fun? | 有什么好玩的吗? |
| 691 | Like, you can have lots of babies. | 喜欢,你可以有很多的孩子。 |
| 692 | That's just made me giggle. | 那只是让我笑。 |
| 693 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 694 | Yeah, that's all good. | 是啊,这都很好。 |
| 695 | We did it smooth. | 我们做的很顺利 |
| 696 | I ain't a lot of you. | 我不太喜欢你们 |
| 697 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 698 | Mary, would you like to introduce yourself and tell us one word that describes you best? | 玛丽,你愿意介绍一下你自己 告诉我们一个最能形容你的话吗? |
| 699 | My name is Mary and I would say survivor. | 我叫玛丽,我会说幸存者。 |
| 700 | Set up the portable stove we got you at your desk. | 把你桌上的便携式炉子装好 |
| 701 | Congratulations. | 祝贺你 |
| 702 | Tell us one word that would describe you best. | 告诉我们一个能形容你最好的话 |
| 703 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 704 | My name is Pamela and I probably would say personal. | 我的名字是帕梅拉 我可能会说私人的。 |
| 705 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 706 | Wait. | 单单 |
| 707 | He's got a full setup. | 其设具足. |
| 708 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 709 | Now turn it on and start cooking up some eggs. | 现在打开它,开始煮鸡蛋。 |
| 710 | You're the beast. | 你是野兽 |
| 711 | Nice. | 不错 |
| 712 | I like it. | 我喜欢 |
| 713 | This is insane. | 这太疯狂了 |
| 714 | 10 of them copyrighted and then we're going to record them. | 其中有10个是版权 然后我们再录下来 |
| 715 | Does no one see this yet? | 没人看到吗? |
| 716 | I don't think so. | 亦不见. |
| 717 | No, they don't see it. | 不,他们没看到 |
| 718 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 719 | Michelle, could you introduce yourself and tell us one word that describes you best? | 米歇尔,你能介绍一下你自己 告诉我们一个最能形容你的话吗? |
| 720 | He's got the butter in the pan. | 他把黄油放在锅里了 |
| 721 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 722 | My name is Michelle. | 我叫米歇尔 |
| 723 | I just realized it. | 我刚刚意识到这一点。 |
| 724 | I was taken so I would say reliable. | 我被带走是为了说可靠 |
| 725 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 726 | He said the word is insane. | 他说,这个词是疯了。 |
| 727 | The word that I would use to describe myself is amazing. | 我用这个词来形容自己是惊人的。 |
| 728 | Look at Lisa. | 看看丽莎。 |
| 729 | Lisa's looking. | 丽莎在看 |
| 730 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 731 | Thanks, everyone. | 谢谢各位 |
| 732 | That was really great. | 这真是太棒了。 |
| 733 | I love it. | 我喜欢它。 |
| 734 | How is it getting away with this? | 如何得解脱. |
| 735 | No one said anything. | 没人说 |
| 736 | What is your favorite hobby? | 你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 737 | Mac, what is your favorite hobby? | 麦克,你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 738 | Mac? | 麦克? |
| 739 | Oh, snap. | 哦,别闹了。 |
| 740 | Can you come back to me on that one? | 你能再来找我吗? |
| 741 | Yeah, sure. | 当然 |
| 742 | So sorry. | 对不起 |
| 743 | Yeah, no problem. | 没问题 |
| 744 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 745 | Phyllis, what is your favorite hobby? | 菲莉丝,你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 746 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 747 | Wait, it's like burning now. | 等等,这就像燃烧现在。 |
| 748 | Does that just say cooking or anything to do with food? | 这是否只是说烹饪 或与食物有什么关系? |
| 749 | You should hang out with Mac. | 你应该和麦克一起玩 |
| 750 | He apparently likes to do cooking. | 他显然喜欢做饭。 |
| 751 | Dude, I think the eggs are ashen. | 伙计,我觉得鸡蛋是灰烬。 |
| 752 | I don't think they're edible. | 我不认为他们可以吃。 |
| 753 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 754 | Jonathan, what is your favorite hobby? | 乔纳森,你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 755 | Can we just have Matt just turn on like. | 我们能不能让Matt开动一下? |
| 756 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 757 | I got you. | 我扶着你 |
| 758 | I'm so sorry. | 对不起 |
| 759 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 760 | I thought I was muted. | 我以为我是哑巴。 |
| 761 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 762 | Great job. | 干得不错 |
| 763 | You got some attention, but they're not on you yet. | 你得到了一些注意, 但他们还没有在你身上。 |
| 764 | Wait till later, you know. | 晚点再说吧 |
| 765 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 766 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 767 | KW Hor, what is your favorite hobby? | KWHOR,你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 768 | Just call me Kevin because he sounds a little dirty. | 叫我凯文是因为他听起来有点脏 |
| 769 | But anyway, my favorite hobby is playing music. | 但我最喜欢的爱好是演奏音乐 |
| 770 | Wait, this is perfect. | 等等,这是完美的。 |
| 771 | This is perfect. | 这是完美的。 |
| 772 | With the violin. | 与小提琴. |
| 773 | This is actually the perfect time for you to test out your new violin. | 这其实是测试你的新小提琴的最佳时机 |
| 774 | We got you. | 我们抓到你了 |
| 775 | Can you grab that for me? | 你能帮我拿一下吗? |
| 776 | Give it a really good stroke. | 给它一个非常好的中风。 |
| 777 | Every time we say songs and I'm ready to copyright them and go. | 每次我们说歌,我准备 版权,然后走。 |
| 778 | That's awesome. | 这是真棒。 |
| 779 | And okay, William, what is your favorite hobby? | 好吧,威廉,你最喜欢的爱好是什么? |
| 780 | Wait, wait for this guy to start talking and then just rip it again. | 等等,等这家伙开始说话 然后再撕掉它 |
| 781 | I enjoy cooking. | 我喜欢做饭。 |
| 782 | Right now. | 现在 |
| 783 | I got into that. | 我进入了这个。 |
| 784 | You don't need to get Matt out of the group. | 你不需要让Matt离开这个团体 |
| 785 | He's being ridiculous. | 他太荒谬了 |
| 786 | No. | 没有 |
| 787 | Let me see. | 让我看看。 |
| 788 | She's catching on. | 她追上来了 |
| 789 | McCain, McCain, you earned a point. | 麦凯恩,麦凯恩,你赚了1分。 |
| 790 | You're good. | 你很不错。 |
| 791 | You're done with the violin. | 你用小提琴玩够了 |
| 792 | What is your weirdest habit? | 你最奇怪的习惯是什么? |
| 793 | I love finding four leaf clovers. | 我喜欢找到四个叶片 |
| 794 | I like to stay awake very late, like almost when the sun's coming. | 我喜欢在很晚的时候保持清醒 就像太阳降临的时候一样 |
| 795 | McCain, your weird habit is falling in love with people in Zoom meetings. | 麦凯恩,你奇怪的习惯是爱上了 在Zoom会议上的人。 |
| 796 | All right, Matt. | 好吧,马特。 |
| 797 | My weirdest habit is like falling in love with people in Zoom meetings. | 我最奇怪的习惯是喜欢在Zoom会议上爱上别人. |
| 798 | Now tell Tracy she looks sexy. | 现在告诉崔西她看起来很性感 |
| 799 | He didn't do it. | 他没有这样做。 |
| 800 | No point. | 没有意义。 |
| 801 | Okay, Lyssa, what is your weirdest habit? | 好吧 Lyssa 你最奇怪的习惯是什么? |
| 802 | Anytime I watch something gory, I have to. | 每当我看到什么热血,我不得不。 |
| 803 | McCain, starting now, you have two minutes. | 麦凯恩,现在开始,你还有两分钟 |
| 804 | You got to get someone to say cuh. | 你得找人来说 |
| 805 | It's kind of spying and then they can understand it and it won't be bothering them. | 它是一种间谍 然后他们可以理解 它不会打扰他们。 |
| 806 | It just will creep me out if I don't. | 如果我不这样做,会让我害怕的 |
| 807 | I actually had to rewind ten times because the TV show I was watching said the word cuh. | 其实我不得不倒转十遍 因为我正在看的电视剧 说cuh这个词。 |
| 808 | Have you guys ever heard that word? | 你们听说过这个词吗? |
| 809 | C -U -H吗? | |
| 810 | No, I'm serious. | 不,我是认真的。 |
| 811 | Referring to somebody's cousin? | 提到别人的表弟? |
| 812 | Have you heard the word? | 你听说了吗? |
| 813 | Do you know what I'm talking about? | 知见么. |
| 814 | What's the word? | 何等为语. |
| 815 | Like cuh? | 喜欢吗? |
| 816 | Like... | 喜欢... |
| 817 | You got it. | 没问题 |
| 818 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 819 | How did he do it? | 他是怎么做到的? 他怎么做到的? How did he do it? |
| 820 | How the fuck did that work? | 这他妈的是怎么运作的? |
| 821 | Michelle's laughing. | 米歇尔在笑 |
| 822 | What the fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 823 | 这是在Netflix上。 | |
| 824 | Jonathan's laughing. | 乔纳森在笑 |
| 825 | It was like a dating show. | 这就像一个约会节目。 |
| 826 | And the guy said cuh. | 那家伙说"嗯" |
| 827 | I was like, wait, what does that mean? | 我当时想,等等,这是什么意思? |
| 828 | Put into urban dictionary means cousin. | 输入城市字典意味着表弟. |
| 829 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 830 | Thank you, Phyllis. | 谢谢你,菲莉丝 |
| 831 | Phyllis is changing it. | 菲莉丝在改变它 |
| 832 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 833 | I was just curious if everybody else knew what it was. | 我只是好奇 如果每个人都知道它是什么。 |
| 834 | Like, you guys are more hip than me and I feel like I'm young. | 你们比我还帅 我觉得我还年轻 |
| 835 | I don't even know. | 我什至不晓得。 |
| 836 | I've never heard it. | 我从来没有听说过它。 |
| 837 | You've never heard it either? | 你从没听过吗? |
| 838 | Try it. | 试试 |
| 839 | C. | |
| 840 | C,uh也. | |
| 841 | He got the whole meaning to say it. | 他有这个意思 |
| 842 | If it was a dating show, they might have been saying cuck and you were misunderstanding | 如果这是约会节目, 他们可能一直在说傻子 而你是误解。 |
| 843 | them. | 他们。 |
| 844 | 不,它说cuh。 | |
| 845 | I had the subtitles on. | 我有副标题。 |
| 846 | What the fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 847 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 848 | Not a cuck. | 不是一个傻子。 |
| 849 | I'm not calling you one. | 我不会叫你的 |
| 850 | I think you might be safe again. | 我想你又会安全了 |
| 851 | It's time to up it, Justin. | 是时候提高它,贾斯汀。 |
| 852 | It's time to up this shit. | 是时候了 |
| 853 | Do you guys think we should make him put this as his background or no? | 你们觉得我们应该让他把这当作他的背景吗? |
| 854 | No! | 没有! |
| 855 | You've got to send it. | 你必须把它寄出去。 |
| 856 | I'm sending it to him. | 我寄给他 |
| 857 | He already sees it. | 他已经看到了 |
| 858 | McCain, I sent you a picture. | 麦凯恩 我给你发了张照片 |
| 859 | Send it as your background for one point. | 把它作为你的背景 一点。 |
| 860 | Is he gonna do it? | 他会这么做吗? |
| 861 | Yo! | 哟! |
| 862 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 863 | Swipe in the morning. | 晨间刷. |
| 864 | McCain, yo, something's wrong. | 麦凯恩,有问题 |
| 865 | Something's wrong with your background. | 你的背景有问题 |
| 866 | You did it to me. | 你对我做了。 |
| 867 | Tracy, something's wrong with my background. | 崔西,我的背景有问题 |
| 868 | Hey, Mac, nothing's wrong with your background. | 嘿,麦克,你的背景没有问题 |
| 869 | Can you please exhibit some impulse control? | 你能表现一下冲动力吗? |
| 870 | You're doing that intentionally. | 你这是故意的 |
| 871 | I'm serious. | 我是认真的。 |
| 872 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 873 | No, she did it to me. | 不,她对我做了。 |
| 874 | You're not. | 你没有。 |
| 875 | Yo! | 哟! |
| 876 | Okay, let's move right along then. | 好了,我们走吧。 |
| 877 | What is your main goal in life? | 你人生的主要目标是什么? |
| 878 | Daniel, what is your main goal in life? | 丹尼尔,你人生的主要目标是什么? |
| 879 | Save up enough to retire so I could just travel. | 存够钱退休了 这样我就可以去旅行了 |
| 880 | My main goal is to work as a professional actress regularly. | 我的主要目标是经常做一个职业女演员. |
| 881 | Oh, that's sick. | 哦,这是生病。 |
| 882 | That's awesome. | 这是真棒。 |
| 883 | Mac, what is your main goal in life? | 麦克,你人生的主要目标是什么? |
| 884 | Be happy. | 欢喜踊跃. |
| 885 | That's beautiful, Mac. | 真美,麦克 |
| 886 | Yo, Arlene was not expecting that. | 哟,阿琳没想到 |
| 887 | She was not expecting a whole sentence. | 她没有期待一个完整的句子。 |
| 888 | All right, Jonathan, what is your main goal in life? | 好吧,乔纳森,你的主要目的是什么? |
| 889 | For me, I want to retire early. | 对我来说 我想早点退休 |
| 890 | McCain, I just sent you a fake ringtone. | 麦凯恩,我刚给你寄了假铃声 |
| 891 | I want you to play it on your phone and pretend like you're getting a call | 我要你用手机播放 假装你接到电话 |
| 892 | and then hang it up nervously. | 然后紧张地挂起来 |
| 893 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 894 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 895 | My son is about to go to college. | 我儿子要上大学了 |
| 896 | Yo, nigga, your phone is ringing. | 嘿,黑鬼,你的电话响了。 |
| 897 | Wow. | 珃 |
| 898 | Nigga, you hear me? | 黑鬼,你听到了吗? |
| 899 | Yo, what's up? | 哟,怎么了? |
| 900 | I'm trying to get settled. | 我试图安顿下来。 |
| 901 | Yo, he's Facebooking. | 他在脸书上 |
| 902 | I'll be done soon. | 我很快就会完成的 |
| 903 | Holy PR disaster. | 神圣的公关灾难。 |
| 904 | Guys, I didn't mean for McCain to do that while Lisa was going. | 伙计们 我不是有意让麦凯恩在丽莎去的时候这么做的 |
| 905 | I didn't even realize. | 我甚至没意识到 |
| 906 | Holy shit, this is bad. | 天啊,这太糟了 |
| 907 | Just letting y'all know that was me saying that in the ringtone. | 我只是在铃声里说 |
| 908 | Jonathan is like, he's dying, bro. | 乔纳森就像,他快死了,兄弟。 |
| 909 | Wait, he made it through. | 等等 他挺过来了 |
| 910 | He made it through. | 他挺过来了 |
| 911 | Hey, tell him to play it one more time. | 嘿,告诉他再玩一次。 |
| 912 | No, we can't. | 不,我们不能。 |
| 913 | We can't. | 我们不能。 |
| 914 | My main goal is to exercise more patience. | 我的主要目标是更加耐心。 |
| 915 | Well, you seem to be doing a really good job here. | 看来你在这里干得不错 |
| 916 | What is the most sentimental item you have? | 你最感伤的东西是什么? |
| 917 | Phyllis, what is the most sentimental thing you have? | 菲莉丝,你最感伤的东西是什么? |
| 918 | My mom's mixing bowls. | 我妈妈的混合碗。 |
| 919 | Oh, that's awesome. | 哦,这是真棒。 |
| 920 | Gary, what is the most sentimental item you have? | 加里,你最感伤的东西是什么? |
| 921 | Well, it's the picture of my kids when they were little and it gets me back. | 那是我小孩小时候的照片 让我又回来了 |
| 922 | That's great. | 赞曰. |
| 923 | Okay, Mac, what is the most sentimental item you have? | 好吧,麦克,你最感伤的东西是什么? |
| 924 | Your most sentimental item is the urn we ordered for you. | 你最感伤的东西是我们为你订的骨灰 |
| 925 | It's your grandma. | 这是你的奶奶。 |
| 926 | Go get her. | 去叫她来. |
| 927 | My most sentimental item is grandma. | 我最感伤的是奶奶 |
| 928 | Tell them you really miss her and she was your everything. | 告诉他们你真的很想念她 她是你的一切 |
| 929 | I miss her so much. | 我太想念她了,我爱她 |
| 930 | She was my everything. | 她是我的一切 她是我的一切 她是我的一切 |
| 931 | It's my most sentimental item. | 这是我最感伤的东西 |
| 932 | Now, drop that hole. | 现在,放下那个洞。 |
| 933 | That's very sweet. | 真贴心 |
| 934 | Now, this is ridiculous. | 这太荒谬了 |
| 935 | I'm over this guy. | 我受够了这个家伙。 |
| 936 | Oh, shit. | 该死 |
| 937 | I know you're grieving, but if you want one more point before you get kicked, it's time | 我知道你很伤心 但如果你还想在被踢前再加点 |
| 938 | to bring out the leaf blower we got you. | 把吹叶机拿出来,我们得到了你。 |
| 939 | Blow granny away. | 吹奶奶离开。 |
| 940 | Blow her away. | 吹开她 |
| 941 | These are my scholarship medals from my school that I just graduated. | 这是我刚毕业的学校颁发的奖学金奖章 |
| 942 | That's so exciting. | 这太刺激了 |
| 943 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 944 | Do we have a tech flow? | 我们有技术流吗? |
| 945 | Is there any way that we can mute him? | 有没有办法让他闭嘴? |
| 946 | I can't hear anything. | 我什么都听不见。 |
| 947 | Can we mute Mac? | 我们能闭嘴吗? |
| 948 | I think you as the host can mute him, right? | 我想你当东道主能让他安静下来,对吧? |
| 949 | Can you mute him? | 你能让他闭嘴吗? |
| 950 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 951 | Keep going. | 继续 |
| 952 | Do a second wave of it. | 进行第二波. |
| 953 | Mac. | 麦克 |
| 954 | This isn't real. | 这不是真的 |
| 955 | I feel like this is an episode of punk. | 我觉得这是一集朋克。 |
| 956 | He's what's called a Zoom bomber. | 他被称为"放大轰炸机". |
| 957 | Yeah, he's done. | 是啊,他结束了。 |
| 958 | I think we're going to have to kick you. | 我想我们要踢你 |
| 959 | They know. | 他们知道。 |
| 960 | This isn't working out. | 这是行不通的。 |
| 961 | No. | 没有 |
| 962 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 963 | I removed them. | 我把它们拆了 |
| 964 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 965 | Sorry about that, everyone. | 对不起,大家。 |
| 966 | McCain, McCain, real quick, if you want one more bonus point, join the meeting on your | 麦凯恩,麦凯恩,真的快, 如果你想再加一个奖金点, 加入你的会议 |
| 967 | own while you're in the shower. | 你洗澡的时候是自己的 |
| 968 | I'm down. | 我下来了 |
| 969 | Yeah, that thing is super fast. | 是啊,那东西是超级快。 |
| 970 | It looks like he's naked. | 看起来他裸体了 |
| 971 | I'm not wearing it right now. | 我现在没穿 |
| 972 | Excuse me. | 对不起。 |
| 973 | This man is in the shower. | 这个人在洗澡 |
| 974 | Can we get him out? | 我们能把他弄出来吗? |
| 975 | How did he get back in? | 他怎么回来的? |
| 976 | On the 40 bucks. | 40块 |
| 977 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 978 | This is not real. | 这不是真的 |
| 979 | I told you. | 我告诉你。 |
| 980 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 981 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 982 | I'm going to kick this guy for good. | 我要踢这家伙永远。 |
| 983 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 984 | Perfect. | 不错 |
| 985 | Yes, it was hilarious. | 是的,这是有趣的。 |
| 986 | Dude, that was so good. | 哥们,那太棒了。 |
| 987 | He even made the lady laugh. | 他甚至让这位女士大笑 |
| 988 | That was pissed at him at the end. | 最终他很生气 |
| 989 | Thank you so much, you guys, for participating. | 非常感谢你们参加 |
| 990 | You're a wonderful group of people. | 你们是一群好人 |
| 991 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 992 | You're welcome. | 不用谢 |
| 993 | Jonah, I get an extra point for joining with the shower. | 约拿,我得到了额外的点 加入淋浴。 |
| 994 | Did it work? | 有用吗? |
| 995 | We just had to make you do that. | 我们只是让你这么做 |
| 996 | Jonah, nigga, your phone is ringing. | Jonah 黑鬼 你的电话响了 |
| 997 | Nigga, you hear me? | 黑鬼,你听到了吗? |
| 998 | Your phone is ringing. | 你的电话响了 |
| 999 | I want that ringtone on my phone. | 我要手机上的铃声 |
| 1000 | I think it's exclusive. | 我认为它是独家的。 |
| 1001 | Tracy, I'll make one for you. | 崔西,我会为你做一个。 |
| 1002 | I got 11 points in my meeting and now I'm on the chopping block to lose. | 我得到11分的开会 现在我要输了。 |
| 1003 | But it all comes down to JD's parenting meeting. | 但这一切都发生在JD的育儿会议上。 |
| 1004 | So we'll have to see if he could survive in what might be the hardest meeting of them all. | 所以我们得看看他是否能活下来 在他们最难见到的地方 |
| 1005 | Nice to meet you all. | 幸会 |
| 1006 | Hi. | 顿 |
| 1007 | Hello. | 哈罗 |
| 1008 | Nice to meet you. | 幸会 |
| 1009 | How long do you guys think he's going to last? | 你们觉得他能撑多久? |
| 1010 | Honestly, I think he could go. | 老实说 我觉得他可以去 |
| 1011 | He could for sure go to the distance, dude. | 他肯定能走远一点 |
| 1012 | Welcome to my parenting meeting. | 欢迎来到我的育儿会议 |
| 1013 | What is your child's favorite toy? | 你孩子最喜欢的玩具是什么? |
| 1014 | Ahmed, what is your kid's favorite toy? | 艾哈迈德,你孩子最喜欢的玩具是什么? |
| 1015 | This little very loud dinosaur. | 这只非常响亮的恐龙 |
| 1016 | Is it over some elephant? | 是大象吗? |
| 1017 | 象phan. | |
| 1018 | Yes, super huge. | 是的,超级大。 |
| 1019 | I love it. | 我喜欢它。 |
| 1020 | Maria, I am going to share a picture. | 玛丽亚,我要分享一张照片。 |
| 1021 | When Maria's done talking, try to start a chant with her name. | 玛利亚说完话后 试着用她的名字开始高呼 |
| 1022 | So she loves having him. | 所以她喜欢有他 |
| 1023 | Maria. | 玛利亚 |
| 1024 | Oh, that's so great. | 哦,这太好了。 |
| 1025 | Maria. | 玛利亚 |
| 1026 | Come on, class. | 来吧,课。 |
| 1027 | Maria. | 玛利亚 |
| 1028 | Come on, class. | 来吧,课。 |
| 1029 | A toy that I used to play with the cabbage patch. | 我以前用小白菜补丁玩的玩具 |
| 1030 | Alicia. | 艾丽西娅 |
| 1031 | His mic is so loud. | 他的麦克风很响 |
| 1032 | That's awesome. | 这是真棒。 |
| 1033 | He's actually so good at playing it off. | 他其实很会玩 |
| 1034 | You did it. | 你办到了 |
| 1035 | That's a point. | 说得好 |
| 1036 | JD, what is your child's favorite toy? | JD,你孩子最喜欢的玩具是什么? |
| 1037 | My kid doesn't have toys. | 我的孩子没有玩具。 |
| 1038 | He needs to learn discipline. | 他需要学习纪律。 |
| 1039 | My kid doesn't have toys. | 我的孩子没有玩具。 |
| 1040 | He needs to learn discipline. | 他需要学习纪律。 |
| 1041 | That's why I got him this and pull out the machete we sent you. | 这就是为什么我得到了他这个 并拔出我们给你的砍刀。 |
| 1042 | That's why I got him this, a machete. | 所以我给他买了一把大砍刀 |
| 1043 | Oh, God. | 天呐 |
| 1044 | Todd's face. | 托德的脸 |
| 1045 | That is terrible. | 这是可怕的。 |
| 1046 | I'm trying to teach him how to survive. | 欲教其众生. |
| 1047 | You know what I mean? | 你知道我的意思吗? |
| 1048 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1049 | It's dead silent. | 寂灭寂灭. |
| 1050 | Well, thank you for sharing. | 谢谢你的分享 |
| 1051 | That's interesting. | 这很有趣。 |
| 1052 | Smile if you can hear me. | 听到我说话就笑吧 |
| 1053 | Smile if you like dick. | 你喜欢老二就笑吧 |
| 1054 | Lisa, what's your child's favorite toy? | Lisa 你孩子最喜欢的玩具是什么? |
| 1055 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 1056 | Hey, yo. | 嘿,哟。 |
| 1057 | I want you to make me a horse balloon animal. | 我要你给我做个马气球动物 |
| 1058 | A horse? | 马? |
| 1059 | How do you even make a horse, Joe? | 你怎么造马的,乔? |
| 1060 | Sarah, what is your child's favorite toy? | 莎拉,你孩子最喜欢的玩具是什么? |
| 1061 | She likes these Fisher Price toys. | 她喜欢这些费舍尔·普莱斯玩具. |
| 1062 | Can you see it? | 你能看到吗? |
| 1063 | Make them a horse, CJ. | 让他们一匹马,CJ。 |
| 1064 | Jay, make me a horse. | 杰,给我一匹马。 |
| 1065 | No. | 没有 |
| 1066 | They are educational. | 他们是教育。 |
| 1067 | Yo, his mic is too loud. | 他的麦克风太响了 |
| 1068 | Two years old. | 二岁. |
| 1069 | Look at his face. | 看看他的脸 |
| 1070 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1071 | Is anyone noticing? | 有人注意到了吗? |
| 1072 | One, two, three. | 一二三时. |
| 1073 | This is dumb. | 这是愚蠢的。 |
| 1074 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1075 | She only said this is dumb. | 她只说这是愚蠢的。 |
| 1076 | I heard her. | 我听见了 |
| 1077 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1078 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1079 | I really need him to let some air out right now. | 我真的需要他 释放一些空气现在。 |
| 1080 | That's a nice noise complaint in the house. | 家里的噪音投诉不错 |
| 1081 | Dude, I hate this sound. | 伙计,我讨厌这种声音。 |
| 1082 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1083 | This is so bad. | 这太糟糕了 |
| 1084 | I'm getting social anxiety watching this. | 我社会上越来越担心了 |
| 1085 | Can you hurry up with my horse? | 你能快点吗? |
| 1086 | How is no one saying anything? | 怎么没人说话? |
| 1087 | Jay, you're good, man. | 杰伊,你很好,伙计。 |
| 1088 | I'll just take my horse feet as a no. | 我只要把马脚当作没有 |
| 1089 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1090 | Thank you all for sharing. | 谢谢大家分享 |
| 1091 | That's wonderful. | 这是美妙的。 |
| 1092 | Show us your child's favorite outfit. | 给我们看看你孩子最喜欢的衣服 |
| 1093 | Alicia, can you show us your child's favorite outfit? | Alicia 能给我们看看你孩子最喜欢的衣服吗? |
| 1094 | This is juicy. | 这是多汁。 |
| 1095 | It's gorgeous. | 它的华丽。 |
| 1096 | I love it. | 我喜欢它。 |
| 1097 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1098 | Melissa, what is your child's favorite outfit? | 梅丽莎,你孩子最喜欢的服装是什么? |
| 1099 | Kind of like this. | 像这样 |
| 1100 | Jay, I want you to start chiming in, but first, take a big bite of food and talk with your | 杰伊,我要你开始吸气,但首先, 吃点东西,和你说话 |
| 1101 | 口 mouth. | |
| 1102 | Wait, what do you have for food? | 等等,你有什么吃的吗? |
| 1103 | What did you get? | 你得到什么了吗? |
| 1104 | Eric, show us your child's favorite outfit. | Eric 给我们看看你孩子最喜欢的衣服 |
| 1105 | What the fuck is that? | 什么他妈的是什么? |
| 1106 | Take a big fucking bite. | 吃个大咬 |
| 1107 | She thinks she's supposed to wear anything that shows her stomach. | 她认为她应该穿 任何显示她的胃。 |
| 1108 | Bro, I agree with you. | 我同意你的意见 |
| 1109 | It's too loud. | 太大声了 |
| 1110 | Too loud. | 太大声了 |
| 1111 | Don't say anything. | 不得言语. |
| 1112 | It's too loud. | 太大声了 |
| 1113 | Bro. | 哥们 |
| 1114 | It's true. | 这是真的。 |
| 1115 | JD agrees with you. | JD同意你的观点。 |
| 1116 | They got the belly button pierced when I was out in town. | 我出城时 他们把肚脐刺穿了 |
| 1117 | They knew what they were doing. | 他们知道自己在做什么。 |
| 1118 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 1119 | Dude, how much did he fill his mouth with? | 哥们,他嘴里装了多少? |
| 1120 | Wait, how old was he when he was young? | 等等,他年轻时多大了? |
| 1121 | Zach在笑,伙计。 | |
| 1122 | JD, you seem to have a lot to say. | JD,你好像有很多话要说 |
| 1123 | Would you like to share and show us your child's favorite outfit? | 你想和我们分享 展示你孩子最喜欢的衣服吗? |
| 1124 | Just tell him to come back to me. | 叫他回来找我 |
| 1125 | Come back to me. | 回到我身边。 |
| 1126 | Sure. | 当然 |
| 1127 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 1128 | Zach is. | 扎克会的 |
| 1129 | Can you show us your child's favorite outfit? | 你能给我们看看你孩子最喜欢的衣服吗? |
| 1130 | He's getting pissed off, bro. | 他生气了,哥们。 |
| 1131 | All right, Jay. | 好吧,杰伊,你好吗? |
| 1132 | Swallow your food. | 吞却饭食. |
| 1133 | You completed that, bro. | 你完成了,哥们。 |
| 1134 | Holy shit. | 见鬼 |
| 1135 | Good job, Jay. | 干得不错,杰伊。 |
| 1136 | Yo, he's about to get busted. | 哟,他就要被抓了。 |
| 1137 | How is no one sussing you, bro? | 怎么会没人要你,兄弟? |
| 1138 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1139 | JD, are you ready to show us your child's favorite outfit? | JD,你准备好向我们展示你孩子最喜欢的衣服了吗? |
| 1140 | So my kid was begging for this shirt. | 我儿子在乞求这件衬衫 |
| 1141 | My kid was begging for this shirt, like begging and egging on me. | 我的孩子乞求这件衬衫, 像乞讨和鸡蛋在我身上。 |
| 1142 | Now, grab this shirt. | 现在 拿上这件衬衫 |
| 1143 | We sent you and show the class. | 我们派你来上课的 |
| 1144 | So I got him this. | 所以我给他买了这个 |
| 1145 | Dude. | 哥们 |
| 1146 | Oh, my god. | 天呐 |
| 1147 | He's fucking done. | 他他妈的完成了。 |
| 1148 | I didn't say you want to be a cool dad with it. | 我没说你想做个酷爸爸 |
| 1149 | I want to be the cool dad with this, so I got him. | 我想做一个很酷的爸爸,所以我得到了他。 |
| 1150 | He's done. | 师便打. |
| 1151 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1152 | On to the next. | 接下来 |
| 1153 | What career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么? |
| 1154 | Dawn, what career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 黎明,你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么事业? |
| 1155 | My son is in college for cybersecurity. | 我儿子是大学的网络安全。 |
| 1156 | Until we tell you not to, I want you to say everything in a baby voice from now on. | 直到我们告诉你不要, 我要你从现在开始用婴儿的声音说一切。 |
| 1157 | Because he's very smart. | 因为他很聪明 |
| 1158 | Ahmed, what career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 艾哈迈德,你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么事业? |
| 1159 | Something in healthcare, ideally. | 医疗方面的东西,理想的。 |
| 1160 | Something in healthcare, you say? | 你说在保健方面? |
| 1161 | Even a scientist. | 即使是科学家 |
| 1162 | Oh, he's going to be in healthcare, you say? | 哦,他会在保健,你说呢? |
| 1163 | You say he's going to be in healthcare? | 你说他会去保健院? |
| 1164 | Oh, dude, I can't watch this. | 哦,伙计,我不能看这个。 |
| 1165 | Oh, no, dude. | 哦,不,伙计。 |
| 1166 | Oh, my god. | 天呐 |
| 1167 | That is so crazy. | 太疯狂了 |
| 1168 | You say he's going to be in healthcare, right? | 你说他会在保健,对不对? |
| 1169 | Yes, that's what he said. | 是的,他是这么说的。 |
| 1170 | Oh, wow. | 哦,哇呜。 |
| 1171 | Oh, my god. | 天呐 |
| 1172 | What career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么? |
| 1173 | I don't like putting ideas or expectations. | 我不喜欢提出想法或期望。 |
| 1174 | I just hope she finds something that she's passionate about and changes things. | 我只是希望她能找到她热衷于改变事物的东西 |
| 1175 | You don't have an idea what he wants to do? | 你不知道他想做什么吗? |
| 1176 | Oh, my god. | 天呐 |
| 1177 | I got to leave. | 我该走了 |
| 1178 | I can't watch this. | 我不能看这个。 |
| 1179 | Fucking unbearable. | 他妈的无法忍受。 |
| 1180 | How does no one even care? | 怎么没人在乎? |
| 1181 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 1182 | Melissa, what career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 梅丽莎,你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么事业? |
| 1183 | My two middle boys, my eight and my ten. | 我的两个中间男孩, 我的8和我10。 |
| 1184 | Jodie, can you start setting up that baby game? | 乔迪,你可以开始设置 婴儿游戏? |
| 1185 | We say you turn up your mic all the way and just start fucking assembling that shit. | 我们说,你打开你的麦克风 一路,并刚刚开始 他妈的收集狗屎。 |
| 1186 | Yeah, max volume. | 对,最大音量 |
| 1187 | My older one is really not interesting at all. | 我那老的一点都不有趣 |
| 1188 | I wouldn't know yet what you want to do. | 我还不知道你想做什么 |
| 1189 | Oh, that's awesome. | 哦,这是真棒。 |
| 1190 | J.D., are you participating in the class? | J. D. 你参加这个班吗? |
| 1191 | Oh, he doesn't have his headphones on. | 他没戴耳机 |
| 1192 | J.D., say, Tracy, did you say something? | J. D. 说,崔西,你说了什么? |
| 1193 | Tracy, did you say something? | 崔西,你说什么? |
| 1194 | It's very distracting. | 这很让人分心 |
| 1195 | Oh, no. | 哦,没有。 |
| 1196 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1197 | I'm trying to set up a baby game. | 我试图设置一个婴儿游戏。 |
| 1198 | I have someone coming over. | 有人过来了 |
| 1199 | One of my nieces coming over. | 我的一个侄女过来了 |
| 1200 | Lisa's trying to talk. | 丽莎在说话 |
| 1201 | Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa. | 对不起,丽莎 |
| 1202 | I'm super sorry about that. | 我对此感到非常抱歉。 |
| 1203 | That's okay. | 没关系 |
| 1204 | She said, that's okay. | 她说,没关系。 |
| 1205 | How is he getting away with this? | 他怎么逃脱的? |
| 1206 | He's getting away with everything. | 得一切如来解脱门. |
| 1207 | J.D., what career do you hope your child grows up to do? | J. D. 你希望你的孩子长大后能做什么? |
| 1208 | I hope my kid grows up to take over the family business. | 我希望我的孩子长大后能接手家族事业. |
| 1209 | I hope my kid takes over the family business, honestly. | 我希望我的孩子能接手家族生意 说实话 |
| 1210 | Let me show you guys. | 让我给你们看看 |
| 1211 | Set the new zoom picture I just sent you. | 设定我刚给你的缩放图片 |
| 1212 | I don't see anything. | 无所见. |
| 1213 | Wait, I'm right. | 等等,我是对的。 |
| 1214 | Can you see me now? | 你现在能看到我了吗? |
| 1215 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1216 | So I want my kid to take over it so he'll be ready to go. | 所以我希望我的孩子接手 这样他就可以走了 |
| 1217 | Alicia's not having it. | 艾丽西娅没有 |
| 1218 | Wait, J.D., so you want your kid to run a sex store? | 等等 J. D. 所以你想让孩子开一家色情店? |
| 1219 | Right. | 对 |
| 1220 | There we go. | 开始了 |
| 1221 | You just got Alicia. | 你刚刚得到了艾丽西娅。 |
| 1222 | I will train at a young age. | 我会在年轻的时候训练。 |
| 1223 | This feels like a social experiment because this feels like very, what would you do? | 这感觉就像一个社会实验 因为感觉非常,你会怎么做? |
| 1224 | Like, if someone's going to call it out and I'm calling it out right now. | 如果有人叫出来,我现在就叫出来 |
| 1225 | I actually find that really offensive that you think. | 我确实觉得这很冒犯你 |
| 1226 | I don't care. | 我无所谓 |
| 1227 | I'm just calling it out. | 我只是叫出来。 |
| 1228 | I find that offensive, honestly. | 老实说,我觉得这很冒犯你 |
| 1229 | Me too. | 我也一样。 |
| 1230 | Okay, well, find it offensive. | 好吧,那么,发现它进攻。 |
| 1231 | Don't forget, when they ask you to get kicked, you're done. | 别忘了 当他们叫你被踢的时候 你就完了 |
| 1232 | Okay, CRO, did you want to continue with what career do you hope your child grows up to do? | 好吧 CRO 你想继续你希望你孩子长大后能做什么事业吗? |
| 1233 | I agree with some of the people. | 我同意一些人的意见。 |
| 1234 | J, do you have that beard trimmer on you that we got for you? | J 你身上有我们给你的胡子吗? |
| 1235 | Is he going to bail out? | 他会逃出去吗? |
| 1236 | He does not want to do this. | 他不想这样做。 |
| 1237 | Start lining yourself up. | 开始排队 |
| 1238 | No way. | 不会吧 |
| 1239 | That's nice. | 不错 |
| 1240 | No, this is too long. | 不,这太长了。 |
| 1241 | CRO, can you stop that? | CRO,你能停下来吗? |
| 1242 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1243 | I'm sorry to be rude. | 对不起,不礼貌。 |
| 1244 | We can't hear. | 我们听不到 |
| 1245 | Oh, I'm super sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1246 | I was in mute. | 我是哑巴。 |
| 1247 | No worries. | 别担心 |
| 1248 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1249 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1250 | I didn't mean to be rude. | 我无意无礼. |
| 1251 | I'll mute. | 我会哑巴。 |
| 1252 | Mute up and start doing it. | 安静,开始做它。 |
| 1253 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1254 | And then you're going to unmute like 10 seconds from now. | 然后,你会解密 像10秒以后。 |
| 1255 | That's okay. | 没关系 |
| 1256 | No. | 没有 |
| 1257 | If he's a mechanic. | 如果他是一个机械师。 |
| 1258 | You know, if you go. | 你知道,如果你去的话。 |
| 1259 | Yeah, that's great. | 是啊,这是伟大的。 |
| 1260 | I know that. | 我知道这一点。 |
| 1261 | He muted again. | 他又哑了 |
| 1262 | JD, you're. | JD,你来了。 |
| 1263 | Oh, my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 1264 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1265 | What's going on? | 这是怎么回事? |
| 1266 | Let's do this. | 让我们做到这一点。 |
| 1267 | Tracy, can you get control of the situation? | 特蕾西 你能控制一下情况吗? |
| 1268 | Oh, catching on. | 哦,赶上来。 |
| 1269 | He's getting thin ice. | 他越来越薄的冰。 |
| 1270 | If you could just behave in a respectable manner towards other people. | 如果你能对别人表现得体面点 |
| 1271 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1272 | Jay's clearing through these points. | 杰正在清理这些点。 |
| 1273 | I'm not going to lie. | 我不会撒谎的 |
| 1274 | JD doesn't want that punishment, dude. | JD不想要那种惩罚,伙计。 |
| 1275 | Describe your parenting style in one word. | 用一个字来形容你的养育风格 |
| 1276 | Don, could you start with describing your parenting style in one word? | 唐,你能先用一个字来形容你的养育风格吗? |
| 1277 | Positive. | 阳性. |
| 1278 | I would say intentional. | 我想说的是故意的。 |
| 1279 | The one word I would use for myself is chill. | 我唯一想说的就是冷静 |
| 1280 | JD, please describe your parenting style in one word. | JD,请用一个词来形容你的育儿风格. |
| 1281 | In one word? | 一句话? |
| 1282 | Hmm. | 是吗? |
| 1283 | Violent. | 暴力 暴力 暴力 |
| 1284 | I'll say violent. | 我会说暴力。 |
| 1285 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1286 | Good luck, Jay. | 祝你好运,杰伊。 |
| 1287 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1288 | Yo, Maria just rolled the craziest eye. | Yo, Maria刚刚滚了最疯狂的眼睛。 |
| 1289 | It might sound crazy at first, but you know, because I used to get in trouble. | 一开始可能听起来很疯狂,但你知道, 因为我过去经常惹上麻烦。 |
| 1290 | Oh, she did it again. | 哦,她再次这样做。 |
| 1291 | She's spamming. | 她吐出来了 |
| 1292 | My dad was violent towards me. | 我爸爸对我太暴力了 |
| 1293 | So I used that same trauma. | 所以我用同样的创伤。 |
| 1294 | I put it on my kid and he ended up just like me, you know, a smart, intellectual black | 我把它放在我的孩子 和他结束 就像我,你知道,一个聪明,聪明的黑人 |
| 1295 | man. | 伙计 |
| 1296 | So it's working over here. | 所以它在这里工作。 |
| 1297 | He just said, put my trauma on my kids. | 他只是说,把我的创伤 在我的孩子。 |
| 1298 | That's all I heard. | 唯闻此语. |
| 1299 | I feel like y'all would agree. | 我觉得你们都同意 |
| 1300 | My black people on the call would agree. | 我的黑人会同意的 |
| 1301 | Uh-uh. | 额... |
| 1302 | Us black people do not agree. | 我们黑人不同意 |
| 1303 | No. | 没有 |
| 1304 | I definitely don't agree with that. | 我绝对不同意这一点。 |
| 1305 | No. | 没有 |
| 1306 | Not at all. | 一点也不 |
| 1307 | I just wanted to say, you forgot to ask me about my child. | 我只是想说 你忘了问我关于我的孩子的事 |
| 1308 | Oh, I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1309 | It's okay. | 没关系。 |
| 1310 | So much distraction. | 这么多分心。 |
| 1311 | Definitely not your fault. | 绝对不是你的错 |
| 1312 | My youngest kids, they have disabilities. | 我最小的孩子有残疾 |
| 1313 | So I don't. | 所以我没有。 |
| 1314 | JD, put the electric shaver on right now. | JD,把电动剃须机现在。 |
| 1315 | Get it going. | 开始吧 |
| 1316 | Go. | 开始吧 |
| 1317 | You won't do it. | 你不会的 |
| 1318 | I respect that, Jay. | 我尊重这一点,杰伊。 |
| 1319 | I respect that. | 我尊重这一点。 |
| 1320 | He's being smart. | 他很聪明 |
| 1321 | If he brings up the shaver, he's done instantly. | 如果他提起剃须刀,他立刻就完成了。 |
| 1322 | Thank you for sharing that. | 谢谢大家分享 |
| 1323 | Did you want to also describe your parenting style in one word? | 你想用一个字来形容你的养育风格吗? |
| 1324 | Um, now that I'm getting older, I find myself being very relaxed, nicely fair. | 嗯,现在我变老了, 我发现自己非常放松, 很公平。 |
| 1325 | Jay, I want you to say to Zach, honestly, your parenting style is pretty soft. | 杰伊,我要你对扎克说,说实话, 你的养育风格相当柔软。 |
| 1326 | Oh, I love that. | 哦,我喜欢这个。 |
| 1327 | Honestly, Tracy, I'm sorry to interrupt. | 老实说 崔西 很抱歉打断你 |
| 1328 | No, you don't have to. | 不,你不必这么做。 |
| 1329 | You don't have to. | 你不必这样 |
| 1330 | I think Zach's parenting style is soft. | 我觉得Zach的育儿风格很柔软 |
| 1331 | Honestly. | 说实话 |
| 1332 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 1333 | No, I can't watch this. | 不,我不能看这个。 |
| 1334 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 1335 | Everyone has their own beliefs. | 每个人都有自己的信仰。 |
| 1336 | I can't watch this. | 我不能看这个。 |
| 1337 | Oh, it's so fucked up. | 哦,这太糟糕了。 |
| 1338 | Dude, Zach's too nice, bro. | 哥们 Zach太帅了 兄弟 |
| 1339 | I didn't even press him back. | 我甚至没有逼他回来。 |
| 1340 | Holy fuck. | 他妈的。 |
| 1341 | That was hard to watch. | 很难看 |
| 1342 | That was really hard. | 这真的很难。 |
| 1343 | It's so important to have a support system as a child, too. | 童年时有供养制度也至为重要. |
| 1344 | Yeah, I agree. | 是的,我同意,我同意这个说法。 |
| 1345 | It's gnarly to navigate the big world, especially today. | 导航大世界,尤其是今天 |
| 1346 | It's pretty crazy out there. | 外面很疯狂 |
| 1347 | All right, Alicia, can you describe your parenting style in one word? | 好吧 Alicia 你能用一个字来形容你的养育风格吗? |
| 1348 | I kind of combine two words. | 我有点结合了两个词。 |
| 1349 | It's firm-hearted. | 其心坚固. |
| 1350 | Jay, you know that paper shredder you set up? | 杰伊,你知道你设置的碎纸机吗? |
| 1351 | The office is busy today and we need you to shred some paper. | 办公室今天很忙,我们需要你 撕碎一些纸。 |
| 1352 | Melissa, could you describe your parenting style in one word? | 梅丽莎,你能用一个词来形容你的养育风格吗? |
| 1353 | I would say different. | 我会说不同的。 |
| 1354 | Different than the way I was raised. | 与我成长的方式不同 |
| 1355 | Nice. | 不错 |
| 1356 | Okay, Lisa. | 好吧,丽莎。 |
| 1357 | JD, you need to put the mute button on when you're playing with your toys. | JD,你玩玩具时需要把哑巴扣上 |
| 1358 | That is the loudest thing I've ever heard in a Zoom meeting. | 这是我听过最响亮的事了 |
| 1359 | Jay, don't put your dreads in the shredder. | Jay 别把你的恐惧放在碎纸机里 |
| 1360 | I'm dying. | 临终. |
| 1361 | Don't put your dreads in the shredder. | 别把恐惧放在碎纸机里 |
| 1362 | Mute as it's going. | 静音如去. |
| 1363 | As it's going on mute. | 如是声闻. |
| 1364 | I can't hear. | 我听不见 |
| 1365 | JD吗? | |
| 1366 | We can't hear. | 我们听不到 |
| 1367 | Oh my gosh. | 天呐 |
| 1368 | Why does it keep on unmuting? | 为什么它一直不动? |
| 1369 | You see, you know you can mute him. | 你看,你知道你可以让他闭嘴。 |
| 1370 | Why don't they kick him? | 他们为什么不踢他? |
| 1371 | The house can mute. | 房子可以变哑. |
| 1372 | Why don't they say kick? | 他们为什么不说踢? |
| 1373 | All right, Roman, could you describe your parenting style in one word? | 好吧,罗曼,你能用一个词描述你的养育风格吗? |
| 1374 | Oh my god. | 天呐 |
| 1375 | JD吗? | |
| 1376 | Dude, Zach's getting bit. | 哥们 Zach被咬了 |
| 1377 | JD, I'm here. | JD,我在这里。 |
| 1378 | Maybe we could do this later. | 也许我们以后再谈 |
| 1379 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1380 | What's the wildest thing your child has ever done in public? | 你的孩子在公众场合做过最疯狂的事是什么? |
| 1381 | Ahmed, what is the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 艾哈迈德,你孩子在公开场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1382 | She took a look at the ice cream, made a face and said, this is disgusting and threw it | 她看了冰激凌,做了张脸说,这太恶心了,扔了 |
| 1383 | {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}在地面上 {\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我看见了 | |
| 1384 | That's so funny. | 这太好笑了 |
| 1385 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1386 | Angela, what is the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 安吉拉,你孩子在公共场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1387 | She looked at the waitress and she said, what the hell? | 她看着女服务员,她说,什么是地狱? |
| 1388 | But she was only like three. | 但她只有三岁 |
| 1389 | You know, so. | 你知道,这样。 |
| 1390 | Yeah, grab that drill. | 是啊,抓住钻头。 |
| 1391 | We got you, dog. | 我们抓住你了,狗。 |
| 1392 | No, you can't do that back to back. | 不,你不能背着做。 |
| 1393 | Start pretending to drill some stuff, dude. | 开始假装钻东西,伙计。 |
| 1394 | Maria, what's the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 玛利亚,你孩子在公开场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1395 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1396 | You're unmuted. | 汝等无垢. |
| 1397 | Zach is pissed. | 扎克很愤怒 |
| 1398 | Is this real? | 这是真的吗? |
| 1399 | Is this a real Zoom, y'all? | 这是真的吗? |
| 1400 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1401 | No disrespect. | 没有不尊重。 |
| 1402 | But is this real? | 但这是真的吗? |
| 1403 | I'm sorry, guys. | 对不起,伙计们。 |
| 1404 | It's just, I got a lot going on right now. | 只是,我现在有很多事情要做 |
| 1405 | Right. | 对 |
| 1406 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 1407 | So as I was saying, my child. | 就像我说的,我的孩子 |
| 1408 | Start doing it. | 开始吧 |
| 1409 | Start doing it again. | 再来一次 |
| 1410 | Go, dude. | 去吧,伙计。 |
| 1411 | You want this point? | 你想这样吗? |
| 1412 | Dude, you went this far. | 老兄,你走这么远。 |
| 1413 | Happy to be on the bigger side. | 乐在大边. |
| 1414 | I can't. | 我没办法 |
| 1415 | JD, please stop. | JD,请停止。 |
| 1416 | This is getting so bad. | 这越来越糟糕了。 |
| 1417 | Okay, JD, what is the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 好吧,JD,你孩子在公开场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1418 | Say you took your kid to Chuck E. Cheese. | 说你把你孩子带到Chuck E. |
| 1419 | I took my kid to Chuck E. Cheese one time. | 有一次我带我的孩子去看了查克·E·芝士 |
| 1420 | And he just randomly said, daddy, when are we fucking some hoes? | 他只是随便说,爸爸, 我们什么时候干一些hoes? |
| 1421 | It was wild. | 这是野性的。 |
| 1422 | I was honestly shocked when he said it, but he was like, daddy, when are we fucking some | 他说的时候我真的很震惊 但他说 爸爸 我们什么时候干一些 |
| 1423 | hoes? | 鸡? |
| 1424 | I'm like, what? | и琌或妓 |
| 1425 | I was shocked. | 我很震惊。 |
| 1426 | Yo, Zach's really good at this. | 哟,扎克真的很擅长这个。 |
| 1427 | Zach. | 扎克 扎克 萨克 |
| 1428 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1429 | Well, thank you for sharing that. | 谢谢大家分享 |
| 1430 | Terrence, what's the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 特伦斯,你孩子在公开场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1431 | He said, grandma, you got a mustache. | 他说奶奶,你有胡子 |
| 1432 | JD, start fake laughing really loud until it's dead silent. | JD,开始假装大笑,直到它死寂。 |
| 1433 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 1434 | Now yell, not funny. | 现在喊,不好笑。 |
| 1435 | That was not funny. | 这不好笑。 |
| 1436 | I don't know. | 师曰. |
| 1437 | What's the wildest thing your child has ever said in public? | 你孩子在公开场合说过的最疯狂的话是什么? |
| 1438 | Look at Zach's face right now, bro. | 看看扎克现在的脸 兄弟 |
| 1439 | Zach sort of turned to the fucking villain. | 扎克有点转向了他妈的坏蛋。 |
| 1440 | Well, thank you guys. | 谢谢你们 |
| 1441 | Those were fun. | 这些很有趣。 |
| 1442 | I love that question. | 我喜欢这个问题。 |
| 1443 | What's a parenting rule you think is totally overrated? | 你觉得什么是育儿规则 完全被高估了? |
| 1444 | Maria, what's a parenting rule you think is totally overrated? | 玛丽亚,什么是育儿规则 你认为是完全高估? |
| 1445 | Can you go put that baby costume on? | 你能穿上婴儿服装吗? |
| 1446 | Can we send you and come back? | 我们能送你回来吗? |
| 1447 | Don, what's a parenting rule you think is totally overrated? | 唐,什么是育儿规则 你认为是完全高估? |
| 1448 | What the fuck is that? | 什么他妈的是什么? |
| 1449 | Go lay on your back and cry like a baby on your bed. | 去躺下 像婴儿一样哭在床上 |
| 1450 | Let's go for it. | 师便打. |
| 1451 | You don't want to do it? | 你不想做吗? |
| 1452 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1453 | No point then. | 那就没有意义了 |
| 1454 | You just put on a baby outfit on for nothing. | 你只是穿上婴儿服装 白穿。 |
| 1455 | JD, get the shredder out again. | JD,再把碎纸机拿出来 |
| 1456 | We're bringing the shredder back. | 我们要把碎纸机带回来 |
| 1457 | Cut Zach off with that shredder. | 用碎纸机切断Zach的电话 |
| 1458 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1459 | Ready? | 准备好了吗? |
| 1460 | Go, go, JD. | 快点,快,JD |
| 1461 | You know, I think that... | 我觉得... |
| 1462 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 1463 | He didn't hear anything. | 他什么也没听到 |
| 1464 | JD. | 贾德. |
| 1465 | Wait, I'm not muted? | 等等,我没有哑巴? |
| 1466 | No, you're not muted. | 不,你没有哑巴。 |
| 1467 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 1468 | Ciara. | 西亚拉 |
| 1469 | JD, do it again. | JD 再来一次 |
| 1470 | Gentle parenting. | 温柔的养育。 |
| 1471 | Don't tell me nothing. | 别告诉我什么。 |
| 1472 | JD. | 贾德. |
| 1473 | Sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1474 | JD. | 贾德. |
| 1475 | Why are you being so rude, man? | 你为什么这么粗鲁? |
| 1476 | Dang, what's up, dawg? | 该死,怎么了,伙计? |
| 1477 | You trying to do something here, man? | 你想在这里做什么? |
| 1478 | Dang, what's up with that, man? | 该死,这是怎么回事? |
| 1479 | He can't even keep his head on the screen. | 他甚至不能把他的头放在屏幕上。 |
| 1480 | I need you to chill out and let us speak, man. | 我需要你冷静下来 让我们说话,伙计。 |
| 1481 | JD. | 贾德. |
| 1482 | I'm sorry. | 对不起 |
| 1483 | Ciara 你说什么? | |
| 1484 | I'm sorry, but do you guys know, I can see everything you're typing in the chat, like | 对不起,但你们知道吗, 我能看见你们在聊天中打的每句话,就像 |
| 1485 | you're trying to kick me out. | 你想把我赶出去吗? |
| 1486 | We are. | 我们是。 |
| 1487 | Glad you can see. | 很高兴你能看到。 |
| 1488 | So what? | 那又怎样? |
| 1489 | No, but that's... | 没有,但是... |
| 1490 | Terrence, I have a lot. | 特伦斯,我有很多 |
| 1491 | Terrence, your connection's not even working. | 特伦斯,你的连接甚至没有工作。 |
| 1492 | I can't even hear you, so you can slow down. | 我甚至都听不见,让你慢下来。 |
| 1493 | Who wants to have JD kicked out of the group? | 谁想让JD被开除? |
| 1494 | No one wants to. | 没有人愿意。 |
| 1495 | They don't want to. | 他们不想。 |
| 1496 | Yeah, man. | 是啊,伙计。 |
| 1497 | And everybody. | 还有大家 |
| 1498 | We all do. | 我们都一样。 |
| 1499 | Kick him. | 踢他一脚 |
| 1500 | He got out. | 他逃出来了 |
| 1501 | Zach, come on. | 扎克,来吧。 |
| 1502 | Brothers and brother, you're gonna do it. | 兄弟们,你们要做到这一点。 |
| 1503 | Nah, I can't. | 不,我无法。 |
| 1504 | I'm not your brother, man. | 我不是你兄弟 伙计 |
| 1505 | Things like this is what make black people look bad because of you. | 像这样的事情,正是因为你,黑人才显得不好. |
| 1506 | That's bad. | 这太糟了 |
| 1507 | What? | 你说什么? |
| 1508 | I make black people look bad. | 我让黑人看起来很糟 |
| 1509 | You look bad. | 你看起来糟透了 |
| 1510 | You are violent now. | 你现在很暴力 |
| 1511 | Nobody... | 没有人... |
| 1512 | You're ignorant. | 汝等无知. |
| 1513 | You just got kicked out. | 你刚刚被赶出去。 |
| 1514 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1515 | I removed him. | 我把他带走了 |
| 1516 | We're going to finish up the meeting. | 我们要完成会议。 |
| 1517 | Consequences. | 后果 |
| 1518 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 1519 | Consequences is so important because it applies to you. | 后果如此重要,因为它适用于你。 |
| 1520 | Dude, Zach joined this meeting like a jolly elf from the North Pole, and now he looks like | Zach加入这个会议 就像北极的快乐精灵 现在他看起来像 |
| 1521 | the Joker. | 那个小丑 |
| 1522 | I really appreciate your support. | 我真的很感谢你的支持。 |
| 1523 | Thank you very much for coming. | 非常感谢你们能来 |
| 1524 | Good night. | 边 |
| 1525 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 1526 | Bye. | 再见。 |
| 1527 | JD, do you feel bad? | JD,你觉得不舒服吗? |
| 1528 | I felt bad, but, you know, I'm not telling you to get no punishment, so... | 我觉得很糟,但是,你知道, 我不是要你接受任何惩罚,所以... |
| 1529 | JD, the first time you turned the shredder on, I didn't even know something on a Zoom | JD,你第一次打开碎纸机, 我甚至不知道什么在Zoom上 |
| 1530 | meeting could be that loud. | 会面可能那么大声 |
| 1531 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 1532 | Well, JD got 19 points in our final meeting. | 好了,JD得到了19点 在我们的最后一次会议。 |
| 1533 | I officially lost, and we'll be doing the terrible mystery punishment. | 我正式输了,我们会做可怕的神秘惩罚。 |
| 1534 | Let's just cut to it. | 直说吧 |
| 1535 | McKinnon, are you ready for your punishment? | 麦金农,你准备好接受惩罚了吗? |
| 1536 | What the fuck is this? | 这是什么鬼东西? |
| 1537 | No. | 没有 |
| 1538 | What the fuck? | 什么他妈的? |
| 1539 | What the fuck is that? | 什么他妈的是什么? |
| 1540 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1541 | It's a sack. | 是个袋子 |
| 1542 | We're using this punishment on me? | 我们用这个惩罚我吗? |
| 1543 | The bowl balls that I had to find? | 我必须找到的碗球? |
| 1544 | Those are bowl balls? | 这些是碗球吗? |
| 1545 | So I have to eat that, I'm guessing? | 所以,我必须吃,我猜? |
| 1546 | Yeah, you're eating this. | 是啊,你正在吃这个。 |
| 1547 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1548 | Oh, my... | 天呐... |
| 1549 | Men used to fucking fight in wars, and we're sitting here bitching about a fucking bowl | 男人在战争中打过仗 我们却坐在这里抱怨一个该死的碗 |
| 1550 | ball ready for the shit? | 球准备好了? |
| 1551 | Yeah, eat that card. | 是啊,吃那张牌。 |
| 1552 | It's two as hell. | 二如地狱. |
| 1553 | Oh, my God. | 须菩提. |
| 1554 | You can't even bite into it. | 你甚至不能咬进去。 |
| 1555 | I actually have a feeling you're going to like it, too. | 我也觉得你会喜欢的 |
| 1556 | Men used to fight in wars, now they just sucked it. | 男人在战争中战斗,现在他们只是吸它。 |
| 1557 | You know, it's crazy. | 你知道,这是疯狂的。 |
| 1558 | You would love it. | 你会喜欢的 |
| 1559 | Hey, man. | 嘿,伙计。 |
| 1560 | Well, thank you guys so much. | 非常感谢你们 |
| 1561 | Fuck no! | 他妈的不! |
| 1562 | Thank you guys so much for watching another Family Friendly Friday. | 非常感谢你们看另一个家庭友好周五。 |
| 1563 | And peace! | 还有和平! |
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