实战练英文 | 万斯原来是暖男爸爸！在专访中抖出卢比奥是甜食

实战练英文 | 万斯原来是暖男爸爸！在专访中抖出卢比奥是甜食怪，而自已是冰淇淋美食家？不断幽默爆料内阁秘辛，而他最爱的迷因很暗黑！ | Katie Miller

发布于 2026-02-10 · 时长 45:45

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时间	英文	中文
0:00	Marco Rubio is known as a funny jokester.	马可·鲁比奥以搞笑的笑话家闻名.
0:02	What's the funniest joke he's told you?	他跟你说的最有趣的笑话是什么?
0:05	We're the funniest moment you've had with him.	我们是最有趣的时刻你和他在一起。
0:07	Okay, so you guys will have to determine whether we can actually put this in	好吧,所以你们将不得不确定我们是否真的可以放这个
0:14	So he so this is we were talking about something very serious related to the Middle East and	所以,他是这样的,这就是我们谈论一些非常严重的事情与中东,
0:21	He starts this to joke totally deadpan.	他开这个玩笑是开玩笑的
0:23	He's like, you know, I	他喜欢,你知道,我
0:24	Learned something interesting about the Middle East because I had a constituent call a few years ago when I was in the Senate	学了些关于中东的有趣的东西因为我几年前在参议院的时候接到了一个组织电话
0:30	And a woman was visiting Israel and her husband died while they were in Israel and I was like, oh man	有个女人去以色列她丈夫在以色列时去世了我...
0:36	That's terrible	这太可怕了

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序号	英文	中文
1	Marco Rubio is known as a funny jokester.	马可·鲁比奥以搞笑的笑话家闻名.
2	What's the funniest joke he's told you?	他跟你说的最有趣的笑话是什么?
3	We're the funniest moment you've had with him.	我们是最有趣的时刻你和他在一起。
4	Okay, so you guys will have to determine whether we can actually put this in	好吧,所以你们将不得不确定我们是否真的可以放这个
5	So he so this is we were talking about something very serious related to the Middle East and	所以,他是这样的,这就是我们谈论一些非常严重的事情与中东,
6	He starts this to joke totally deadpan.	他开这个玩笑是开玩笑的
7	He's like, you know, I	他喜欢,你知道,我
8	Learned something interesting about the Middle East because I had a constituent call a few years ago when I was in the Senate	学了些关于中东的有趣的东西因为我几年前在参议院的时候接到了一个组织电话
9	And a woman was visiting Israel and her husband died while they were in Israel and I was like, oh man	有个女人去以色列她丈夫在以色列时去世了我...
10	That's terrible	这太可怕了
11	And she was trying to get help from us for how to get the the body back to the United States	她试图得到我们的帮助如何把尸体带回美国
12	And she said to me, you know, man, I don't know.	她对我说,你知道,伙计,我不知道。
13	Maybe I don't want to back the last time	也许上次我不想回去
14	Somebody was was bit.	有人被咬伤了
15	Sorry the last time somebody died over here.	对不起,上次有人死在这里。
16	They rose from the dead three days	他们从死里复活了三天
17	I	一、导言
18	Didn't know until the very end that it was in a totally bullshit joke	直到最后才知道那完全是在开玩笑
19	I was like on the edge of my seat like what happened with this poor woman or husband	我坐在座位边上就像这个可怜的女人或丈夫一样
20	He's got jokes.	他开玩笑的
21	He's got a lot.	身有众生.
22	Hi.	顿
23	I'm Katie Miller.	我是凯蒂・米勒。
24	Welcome to my podcast	欢迎来到我的播客
25	I'm joined here by the vice president United States JD Vance	我是美国副总统万斯
26	Good to see you.	很高兴见到你。
27	Thanks for thanks for doing this.	谢谢你的帮助
28	Of course, I'm excited	当然,我很兴奋
29	Um	垛
30	Full one full circle moment here is being the communications director to a vice president now sitting here interviewing the current vice president	整个一整圈的瞬间正在担任副总统的通信总监现在坐在这里采访现任副总统
31	So, you know what all these guys had to deal with earlier?	所以,你知道这些家伙要处理什么?
32	It is quite quite a time	已经很久了
33	It's been a busy day	今天很忙,我还不知道
34	Those who are watching at home will not realize that we were originally supposed to do this like hours ago at my house	在家看电视的人不会意识到我们本来应该在几小时前在我家
35	We had to cancel that I had a call with the president other things happened and now here we are	我们不得不取消我和总统的电话发生了其他的事现在我们在这里
36	But we did it we actually made it in and not that far off right five hours later.	但我们做到了,我们真的做到了而不是那么远右5小时后。
37	That's really good	真不错
38	Okay	还好
39	So we'll go back so when you moved into the vice president's residence, had you seen it before?	我们回去吧当你搬进副总统家的时候你以前见过吗?
40	No, I'd never seen it before and it was there was a bit of a controversy	不,我从来没有见过它它是一个有点争议
41	I don't remember exactly what had happened	我不记得到底发生了什么
42	But I think that normally it's customary for the outgoing vice president to show the incoming vice president's family the house	但我认为,通常情况下,即将卸任的副总统向即将上任的副总统的家人展示房子。
43	and we have three little kids so I guess at the time our kids were like seven five and	иΤ ┮и稱讽и琌7 5
44	You know to I guess Mirabelle turned three right before the inauguration	你知道,我想米拉贝勒在就职典礼前就三岁了
45	And so you know, they're a little bit older but you know	所以你知道,他们有点老,但你知道
46	They they had they had never seen this house and Usha really want to show them	他们从未见过这房子尤莎真的想给他们看
47	So what we actually proposed is recognizing the weirdness the politics	所以,我们实际上提出的是承认奇怪的政治
48	Can Usha take the kids over and just show them where they're gonna be living for the next four years and they were rebuffed	乌莎能带孩子们过来让他们看看他们未来四年的住址吗?
49	So we took some like old diagrams and some old photos and tried to show the kids actually a friend of ours in Cincinnati	我们拍了一些像旧图和旧照片试图让孩子们看到我们的一个朋友在辛辛那提
50	Had a book about the vice president's residence and so we would show the kids what it would look like	有本关于副总统官邸的书所以我们要让孩子们看看
51	But that's as close they ever got to it, but it's a really beautiful house	但是他们离这很近,但是这房子很漂亮
52	So President Trump always jokes with me that I actually have the nicest house because you know	所以特朗普总统总是和我开玩笑我其实有最好的房子因为你知道
53	The White House is a bit of fishbowl as you know very well	白宫是有点鱼禽你很清楚
54	The VPR is this beautiful sort of 150 year old mansion, but it's got 30 acres of private property	VPR是150年的美丽宅邸但是它有30英亩的私有地产
55	Private space so actually feels like a real family home for us	私人空间,所以实际上感觉像一个真正的家庭家给我们
56	Which is really nice out of the public eye out of the public eye.	从公众的眼里看,这是非常好的。
57	That's right	没错
58	Did she leave any furniture behind and no what was it like when you moved in so she left a note	她有没有留下任何家具和没有是什么样子当你搬进来,所以她留下了一个字条
59	It's very nice note actually in the in the West Wing office that we use	这在西翼的办公室里写得很好
60	And it was just like boilerplate.	这就像锅炉板。
61	There wasn't anything particularly profound	没有什么特别深刻的
62	But it was just a very nice note that she was you know supporting us and hoping that everything went well and blah blah	但这只是一个非常好的音符,她你知道支持我们, 希望一切都好,等等
63	That was very polite, but I guess there was some furniture left over	很有礼貌,不过我想还有家具
64	But so my wife has done most of the like furniture related stuff here	但我太太做了很多家具相关的事
65	But I guess there's like a furniture archive for the vice president's residence where you can take stuff out of it	但我猜副总统官邸的家具档案在那里你可以把东西拿走
66	And so we had some stuff, but then we've had that you know we've had to purchase a lot of stuff	所以,我们有一些东西, 但后来我们得到了,你知道我们不得不购买了很多东西
67	We've had you know people donate things, so it's been a weird combination of you know basically	我们已经让你知道人们捐赠的东西, 所以这是一个奇怪的组合你知道基本上
68	I think the house is like 12,000 square feet	我想这房子就像12,000平方英尺
69	Which is a very large house and so we've had to do a combination of stuff to actually furnish it	这房子很大,所以我们不得不做一个组合的东西来提供它
70	But you should see it it actually feels like a real home now	但你应该看看现在感觉就像一个真正的家
71	You know the kids have their little desks for school, and I have a golf simulator	你知道孩子们有他们学校的小桌子我有一个高尔夫模拟器
72	Which I'm very excited about I'm not nearly as good as the president	我非常兴奋我几乎不如总统好
73	I'm trying to practice a little bit, so it really does feel like our place now, and that's very nice	我试着练习一下,所以它真的感觉像我们的地方现在, 这是非常好的
74	What's one surprising thing about being vice president that nobody warned you about but you deal with every day?	做副总统有什么令人惊讶的没人警告过你但你每天都在对付他
75	That's that's a very good question	这是一个非常好的问题
76	I	一、导言
77	Would say the most surprising thing about it is just how much?	你会说最令人惊讶的事就是多少钱?
78	you were never alone and	你从不孤独
79	Yeah, I like I like people I like to talk to people	是啊,我喜欢我喜欢的人我喜欢和人说话
80	But just basic things like driving to the grocery store and listen to a podcast that just doesn't happen anymore	但是,只是一些基本的事情比如开车去杂货店听播客说,只是不再发生
81	I don't go to the grocery store	我不去杂货店
82	But most importantly I don't drive a car at all anymore	但最重要的是我不开车了
83	and so just just little things like that were even you know I take my dog out at 630 in the morning when we wake up and	所以,只是一些小事情像这样,甚至你知道我带我的狗出去在早上6: 30 当我们醒来,
84	The dog has to go to the bathroom	狗得上厕所
85	And you walk outside and they're just people there and you just kind of get used to the fact that there are always people there	你走出去,他们只是那里的人, 你只是有点习惯的事实, 有总是有人在那里
86	And that was not something I was totally prepared for but I've gotten used to it	这不是我完全准备的但我已经习惯了
87	So who's buying your groceries?	那谁买你的杂货?
88	So Usha still likes to go to the grocery store	所以乌莎还是喜欢去杂货店
89	She's obviously you know she comes with the Secret Service detail and most people know who she is at this point	她显然你知道她跟特勤局的人一起来的大多数人都知道她现在是谁
90	But she surely likes to go grocery shopping.	但她肯定喜欢去买杂货
91	I've actually gone grocery shopping a couple times	其实我去买过几次杂货
92	But just for like you know return to normalcy.	但就像你知道的恢复正常一样
93	I miss those little things	我想念那些小东西
94	But but a lot of times it's because at the vice president's residence	但很多时候是因为在副总统官邸
95	We have a staff of people you who help us manage the house who help us prepare meals	我们有一群人你帮我们管理房子帮我们准备食物
96	Especially if we're having official visits and so forth and so a lot of the grocery shopping is done by the staff	特别是如果我们有正式访问等等, 所以很多杂货店购物是工作人员做的
97	It's kind of a crazy new world that we live in but there are definitely some perks to it	我们生活在一个疯狂的新世界里但肯定有一些好处
98	Who's making breakfast in the morning for the kids still me?	谁早上要给孩子们做早餐?
99	So this morning I made a Dutch baby	今天早上我做了个荷兰孩子
100	In a blender and a cast-iron yeah, that's right so very easy the kids love it	在搅拌机和铸铁机里对孩子们都喜欢
101	I try to make that once a week because the kids actually eat it which as you know with little kids	我每周尝试做一次,因为孩子实际吃它,你知道,与小孩
102	if anything they actually is is always good sometimes staff will make breakfast, but I	如果真的有好东西的话有时工作人员会做早餐,但我
103	Like to I like to make stuff as much as I can because	喜欢我爱做的东西尽可能多的,因为
104	Again when you're vice president you live in a bubble	再说一次,你当副总统的时候你活在泡泡里
105	I try to have as many of these rituals as possible that just remind the kids	我尽量多办这些仪式提醒孩子们
106	I'm still your dad.	我仍然是你爸爸。
107	We still have a mostly normal family life even though there are constantly cameras around	我们的家庭生活还是很正常的虽然周围经常有摄像头
108	What are the kids think you do all day?	孩子们认为你整天都做什么?
109	They don't really know they only know I so I joked with the kids	他们真的不知道他们只知道我所以我和孩子们开玩笑
110	Right after the inauguration my I guess he was then seven now.	就职典礼结束后我想他现在七岁了
111	He's eight	他八岁了
112	Noticed that everybody called me mr. Vice president and I said, yeah now that I'm inaugurated	注意到每个人都叫我Mr. 副总统和我说,是的现在,我宣布就职
113	That's what everybody has to call me and he says is that what I have to call you	大家都这样叫我他说我要叫你
114	I was like joking with him.	我跟他开玩笑呢
115	I was like, yeah, absolutely	我很喜欢,是的,绝对
116	You have to call me mr. Vice president now and you have to be more polite	你必须叫我先生。副总统现在,你必须礼貌一点
117	You have to listen to me now that I'm the vice president totally didn't work	你现在必须听我的,因为我是副总统完全没有工作
118	But they they will like mockingly especially if there are other people around they were like mr. Vice president	但他们会喜欢嘲讽尤其是如果周围还有其他人他们就像Mr. 副总统
119	Just like especially when they're about to misbehave.	尤其当他们行为不端的时候
120	Yep.	对
121	And so the kids I think that what they believe	所以孩子们,我认为他们相信的
122	I do is I'm on the phone all day, which is actually not totally wrong	我整天都在打电话其实也不是完全不对
123	Yeah, it's a lot of time on the phone as you would know	是啊,这是很多的时间在电话,你知道
124	but it's it's uh, and I think they they think that I order people around a lot and	但这是呃,我想他们认为我命令人很多,
125	Do they watch your TV interviews or watch you on TV at all?	他们看你的电视采访还是在电视上看你?
126	Sometimes they do they get really excited	有时会很兴奋
127	But they're also because the subject matter they get instantaneously bored.	但是它们也是因为主题物瞬间变得无聊.
128	So they think everyone's parent is on TV every day	所以他们认为每个人的父母每天都在电视上
129	I've asked my kids this question.	我问过我的孩子这个问题
130	They're like every day go mommy.	他们就像每天去妈妈。
131	Everybody's daddy's on TV and you're like, no, honey	大家都在电视上,你就像,不,亲爱的
132	No, everybody's daddy.	不,每个人都是爸爸。
133	Yeah.	对
134	Well, so I don't think they believe that but they also don't really fully appreciate what a TV even is	好吧,所以我不认为他们相信但是他们也并不完全理解什么是电视
135	Right.	对
136	That's the thing.	就是这样
137	It's kind of weird about I think our generation of kids is they don't really know what commercials are	我觉得我们这代的孩子根本不知道什么是广告
138	Because most the TV they watch is like Disney Plus or something like that, right?	因为他们看的电视大多像迪士尼Plus之类的,对吧?
139	It's it's Moana	是莫阿纳
140	Where there aren't commercials and when they see me on TV, they just think it's like very unusual	在没有广告的地方,当他们在电视上看到我, 他们只是觉得这很不寻常
141	But they're like I've actually had a conversation with one of my kids about like, well, what are you doing?	但他们就像我和我的其中一个孩子聊过一样...
142	Like why are you they're talking and what is this thing?	像为什么你在说话,这是什么?
143	Is this on Netflix or is this on?	这是在Netflix上还是在上?
144	No, no, no, it's a totally separate thing.	不,不,不,这是完全不同的事情。
145	So it's we've actually had like a conversation about the different media	所以,我们实际上已经喜欢谈话关于不同的媒体
146	Because they were so shocked that I was involved in one of these shows	因为他们太震惊了,我参与了其中一场演出
147	So when they travel with you now on Air Force to which you've done a great job normalizing kids in public places.	所以当他们现在与你乘坐空军时, 你做了一个伟大的工作,让孩子们在公共场所恢复正常生活。
148	We tried to	我们试图
149	What's one moment that sticks out to you really like your heart is racing as you're in a very public setting and the kids are just	像你心跳一样在公众场合竞速
150	Like melting on the floor as kids do yes	就像在地板上融化,就像孩子们一样
151	So the very first international trip that we took we did an AI summit in Paris that the president asked me to go to	我们第一次国际旅行在巴黎举行了AI峰会总统让我去
152	And then I went to the Munich security conference	然后我去了慕尼黑安全会议
153	Which is sort of customary for the vice president who has just become the vice president to go the Munich security conference in Germany	这对刚刚成为德国慕尼黑安全会议的副总统来说是一种习惯
154	and so we took the kids on this trip and	于是我们带孩子们一起旅行
155	You know, it's a red-eye flight	你知道,这是一个红眼飞行
156	So you eat on the plane you go to sleep and then you wake up and it's 8 o'clock in the morning France time	所以你在飞机上吃东西你睡觉然后醒来现在是法国时间早上8点
157	But it's like 2 o'clock in the morning and the brains of my kids	但就像凌晨2点和孩子们的大脑
158	And so we're like trying to you know	所以,我们就像尝试你知道
159	They're gonna be international cameras and the French foreign minister is meeting us at the bottom of the runway	他们将会是国际摄像头法国外交部长在跑道底部和我们碰面
160	And so like the plane lands and we're like, oh my god	就像飞机降落一样我们就像,哦,我的上帝
161	We have to get the kids ready and we realized there is no way that we can actually get the kids to move	我们必须让孩子们准备好我们意识到我们没有办法让孩子们搬家
162	And so there's a point at which I have my you know	所以有一点,我有一个点,你知道
163	Three-year-old and I like pick her up by her ankle and she just doesn't even like move	三岁小孩我喜欢从脚踝上接她她根本不喜欢动
164	And I lay her back down completely lifeless like we gave her a rhinoceros tranquilizer and so we just kind of decided you know what	我把她完全放下就像我们给了她犀牛镇静剂所以我们决定
165	We don't like we don't try to bring the kids into the public eye	我们不喜欢我们不把孩子带到公众的眼里
166	we also don't avoid we just try to have a normal life as much as we possibly can and	我们也不回避我们尽量过正常生活
167	Usha and I were had this moment of like alright	我和Usha有过这种感觉
168	Well, the normal thing would be to get them off the plane in their pajamas	嗯,正常的事情是让他们下飞机穿睡衣
169	and so there's this like photo of them and love and we have up in our house where the door opens and the three of	因此,有这像照片他们和爱,我们有在我们的房子里的门打开和三
170	Them are standing there in their pajamas and they were like, whoa, this is different from our normal	他们穿着睡衣站在那里他们就像,哇,这是不同的我们的正常
171	But that was very fun	但是这很有趣
172	It was it was a little nerve-racking because I assumed that the entire American media would judge us for not putting our kids in	是因为我猜想整个美国媒体会评价我们不把我们的孩子关进监狱
173	like a suit and tie	像西装和领带
174	And when we arrived in France, but it actually worked out and a lot of people like that.	当我们到达法国时, 事情确实解决了,很多人都喜欢这样。
175	Yeah.	对
176	What about at the Vatican?	在梵蒂冈怎么样?
177	How was that with your kids?	你的孩子怎么样?
178	That was very interesting.	这很有趣。
179	So, you know, we arrived at the Vatican again	我们又到了梵蒂冈
180	The kids are kind of jet-lagged and we're there in good front on Good Friday	孩子们有种喷气式挂旗, 我们在耶稣受难节的前面
181	So we go to Good Friday mass at st. Peter's Basilica, which I'm an about Catholic.	所以我们去圣洁节弥撒彼得的巴西利卡,我是一个天主教徒。
182	That was a very very big deal	这真是一件大事
183	but my our youngest	但是,我最小的年纪
184	She fell asleep on the way from where we were staying to st. Peter's Basilica.	她从我们住的地方睡着了 (原始内容存档于2018-09-27). Peter's Basilica.
185	And so I get her out of the car	所以我把她从车里弄出来
186	She's again rhinoceros tranquilizer.	她又是犀牛镇静剂
187	She sleeps like a baby as the expression goes and so I bring her	她睡得像婴儿一样
188	Into this mass it's a two and a half hour three hour mass.	进入这个质量是两个半小时三个小时的质量。
189	The kids actually behaved pretty well	孩子们表现得很好
190	amazingly the boys behaved pretty well, but there's a point like an hour and a half into it where Mirabelle like wakes up and	令人惊讶的是,男孩们表现得很好, 但有一个点像一个半小时在那里,米拉贝尔喜欢醒来,
191	She looks around and you know, the Swiss guards at the Vatican	她四处看,你知道, 梵蒂冈的瑞士警卫
192	they have like, you know crazy colors on and they have these giant pikes and they're all like very big guys and	他们喜欢,你知道疯狂的颜色和他们有这些巨型长裙他们都像非常大的家伙,
193	She looks over at the Swiss Guard and we're in st	她看着瑞士警卫,我们到了
194	Peter's Basilica and her eyes get so big and she's like you can just tell in her mind	彼得的"巴西利卡"和她的双眼变得那么大她就像你可以在她的脑海中说
195	She's like what the hell is going on?	琌或ㄆ
196	Where am I?	我这是在哪?
197	It's Alice in Wonderland.	是仙境的爱丽丝
198	Absolutely	当然
199	So she kind of looks around and then she just puts her head back on my shoulder and closes her eyes like this	所以她看着四周然后把她的头放在我的肩膀上像这样闭上眼睛
200	But that was that was a very cool moment and the Pope who actually died the day after we met	但那是非常酷的时刻, 教皇其实死了我们相遇的第二天
201	He gave the kids like these very sweet Easter gifts and these you know	他给孩子们喜欢这些非常甜蜜的复活节礼物和这些你知道的
202	He gave them rosaries and it was a very cool thing and there, you know	他给了他们玫瑰花这是件很酷的事,你知道
203	There are a lot of cool things about this job that I didn't fully appreciate but having the Pope give your kids an Easter	这份工作有很多很酷的事我并不完全欣赏但教皇给了你的孩子一个复活节
204	Present that's that's my list.	来,这是我的名单
205	Yeah, so what's your dad?	是啊,你的父亲是什么?
206	Ick something you swore you would never do but now totally do as a dad	你发过誓的,现在做爸爸
207	I mean like all of the diaper changing related stuff is just stuff you have to do and it's disgusting but you get used to it	我的意思是,像所有尿布改变相关的东西只是一些你必须做的事, 它的恶心但你习惯了它
208	I mean, I would say I	我的意思是,我会说我
209	think that	认为
210	I've really gotten into cooking since the kids were since the kids were born and I always you know	我从孩子出生起就开始做饭了我总是知道
211	I didn't hate cooking but I wasn't really into it	我并不讨厌做饭,但是我不太喜欢做饭
212	But I think just for some reason having that thing that me and who should do together that the kids now participate in	但我想只是出于某种原因我和谁应该一起做孩子们现在参与
213	I'm really big Baker.	我真的很大贝克。
214	So I like to make cookies and cakes and cheesecakes and all that's the best thing you bake	所以我喜欢做饼干蛋糕芝士蛋糕这些都是你烤的最好的东西
215	I make a very good peanut butter	我做了一个非常好的花生酱
216	Peanut butter and chocolate cheesecake.	花生酱和巧克力芝士蛋糕。
217	It's very solid.	甚坚固.
218	I use mascarpone instead of cream cheese	我用马斯卡蓬来代替奶油奶酪
219	I think it's a little bit less tangy.	我觉得它有点小气。
220	So, you know, I I just but but it's really fun	所以,你知道,我只是,但它真的很有趣,
221	The kids really get into participate.	孩子们真的能参与其中
222	I bake way less these days, but I still try to do it when we get free time	这些天我烤的不多,但是我们有空的时候,我还是试着做
223	I always try to do this stuff because the kids really like it	我总是尝试做这些东西因为孩子们真的很喜欢它
224	It's something for us to do together	我们一起做
225	And again when you have a crazy job sometimes you just kind of want to zone out and like do something that feels	再说一次当你有疯狂的工作有时你只是那种想划出喜欢做一些感觉
226	Comfortable and familiar and for me a lot of times that's baking with the kids	舒适和熟悉, 对我来说很多时候这是烤与孩子们
227	So that's definitely something that I I do that	所以,这绝对是我做的东西
228	I didn't think I would be doing ten years ago.	我没想到我会做十年前。
229	What's your superpower as a dad?	你作为父亲的超能力是什么?
230	Oh, I don't know	瓳иぃ笵
231	Um, is it like finding lost remotes making the best?	嗯,它像找到丢失的远程制作最好的?
232	Yeah, that's a that's a good question	是啊,这是一个很好的问题
233	I mean I actually	我的意思是,其实
234	so Usha's a super heavy sleeper and I'm a very light sleeper and I also sleep way less than she does and	乌莎是个超重的卧铺我睡得很轻睡得也比她少
235	So like if we go to bed at midnight	就像我们午夜上床睡觉一样
236	I'll wake up at like 5 or 6 a.m	我早上五六点醒来
237	Just kind of naturally and I feel like I'm on top of the world.	自然而然地,我觉得我站在世界的顶端。
238	And so I guess my dad's superpower is probably	所以我猜我爸的超能力可能是
239	90% of like the nightmares or the things that kids just do that wake you up in the middle of the night like a stuffed	90%的恶梦或孩子们做的那些事把你吵醒在半夜
240	Animal on the top bunk that falls off and you wake up and like what the hell was that crashing?	在上铺的动物掉下来,你醒来喜欢什么地狱是崩溃?
241	Do they sleep in bed with you?	他们跟你上床了吗?
242	Do you keep them in their beds?	你把他们留在床上吗?
243	They stay in their beds.	他们待在床上
244	Yeah, Usha was like very	是啊,乌莎就像非常
245	hardcore drill instructor about sleep training and so the two youngest kids	硬钻教练关于睡眠训练, 所以两个最小的孩子
246	Bottom bunk top bunk and then that was actually when we moved in the VPR our oldest kid got his own room	下铺上铺,然后我们搬进VPR时我们的长子有自己的房间
247	That was a big deal for him	这对他来说是件大事
248	And so but you know they're at the age where they still once a week at least one of them will wake up and it's one	所以,你知道,他们的年龄他们仍然一个星期一次至少有一个会醒来,这是一个
249	Of those things I kind of like even though I don't want to be woken up at 3 in the morning	那种东西,我有点喜欢虽然我不想在凌晨3点醒来
250	It's kind of nice that they still like need that need that affection and need that attention.	他们还是喜欢需要那种爱需要那种关注
251	It reminds me.	这提醒了我。
252	They're still babies	他们还是婴儿
253	So what's your house vibe?	你家的气息怎么样?
254	Are you guys like eating on the couch?	你们喜欢在沙发上吃饭吗?
255	Are you no shoes inside?	你不穿鞋子吗?
256	Are you like like what are we doing?	你喜欢我们在做什么?
257	Yeah.	对
258	Yeah, definitely.	当然
259	We try to eat the dining room table and	我们尝试吃餐桌和
260	Try to be sort of it's like the one chance where I try to zone out	试试看,这就像一个机会我试图划出
261	I try to leave my phone	我试着离开我的电话
262	I figure if somebody really needs me one of my staff members can come and grab me so we try to eat at the table	我想如果有人真的需要我... ...我的一位工作人员可以来抓我... ...所以我们试着在餐桌上吃饭
263	No shoes inside.	里面没有鞋子
264	That's my wife's rule, but all is violated.	这是我妻子的规矩,但都违反了
265	It kind of drives her crazy	有点让她发疯
266	And I definitely grew up in a house where you just wore your shoes everywhere.	我绝对是在你到处穿鞋的房子里长大的
267	She was a no shoes inside person	她内心没有鞋子
268	So those two people always find each other and get married	那两个人总能找到彼此结婚
269	What's your what's your situation are you no shoes inside but Stephen wear his shoes up and down the stairs	你是什么情况你没有鞋子里面,但斯蒂芬穿他的鞋上下楼梯
270	Everywhere the kids like eat off the floor is like his shoes	孩子们喜欢在地上吃的东西都像他的鞋
271	It drives me like insane.	这让我像疯了。
272	Yeah, so it's exactly the same with me and my wife and	是啊,所以它完全一样我和我的妻子,
273	But we're pretty we're pretty chill about most things and so you know the kids they go to bed somewhere around 8 o'clock	但是我们很漂亮,我们很冷漠大多数的事情,所以你知道的孩子他们去睡觉的地方 8点左右
274	But if it's a little bit later, if they're really exhausted	但是,如果它有点晚, 如果他们真的累坏了
275	That that's fine.	这没关系。
276	We definitely we try to make them eat pretty healthy, but we're not super	我们绝对想让他们吃得健康点但我们不是超级
277	Intense about their diet like the 80-20 rule	像80 -20规则那样强调他们的饮食
278	Basically, yeah, I mean we try to sort of do things as well as we can but there's a lot of flexibility	基本上,是的,我的意思是,我们尝试排序一些事情,我们能做到的好但是有很多灵活性
279	So how do you handle a toddler tantrum in a public place?	那么,你如何处理一个孩子在公共场所的暴躁?
280	You should I handle it very differently so it's crazy in airports people would always come up to her like we had this	你应该让我处理的非常不同这样在机场就疯狂了人们总是会像我们有这个一样来找她
281	Woman come up to her a couple years ago and say I'm like a child therapist and the way that you interact with your son	几年前,女人来到她身边说我就像一个儿童治疗师和你儿子互动的方式
282	Is so amazing and like praising her and I'm like it is amazing.	太神奇了,就像赞美她一样而我也觉得很神奇
283	She's super patient	她是超级病人
284	She'll try to reason with them.	她会试着跟他们讲道理
285	Yeah, if they have a tantrum in a public place	是的,如果他们在公共场所发脾气的话
286	I immediately grab them take them to the bathroom and say you got to cut this shit out	我马上带他们去洗手间说你们得把这事断掉
287	I'm the parents like no, no, this is not okay.	我的父母喜欢不,不,这是不好的。
288	She's the gentle parent.	她是温柔的父母。
289	She's the gentle parent and the thing is I actually	她是一个温柔的父母,其实我
290	even though she has her way she's kind of become sympathetic toward to my way because	尽管她有她的方式她有点同情我的方式,因为
291	If the kids have a total meltdown with all the cameras on then it becomes a viral moment through no fault of their own	如果孩子们完全崩溃摄像头都装满了... ...那它就成了病毒的时刻... ...没有自己的过错
292	I mean a three-year-old is gonna have a temper tantrum from time to time	我是指一个三岁的孩子会不时发脾气
293	so one of the things we do try to do is protect them from becoming like the subject of a viral moment and sometimes that	因此,我们努力做的一件事是保护他们不再像一个病毒的话题有时,
294	Requires me to be very quick and to sort of anticipate this stuff as it happens	需要我很快的预测一下这些事情
295	What's your secret to keeping your marriage solid while the entire country and the world is in your business?	你的秘密是什么来维持你的婚姻当整个国家和世界都在你的生意中?
296	So something I actually came up with this idea	所以我想出了这个主意
297	And it's one of my better ideas as a husband is probably six or seven years ago	这是我作为丈夫的最好想法之一大概是在六七年前
298	We do a husband wife book club	我们做一个丈夫妻子读书俱乐部
299	And so we fall a little bit behind just because I don't have enough time to read but we even during the	所以,我们落后了一点只是因为我没有足够的时间阅读但是,我们甚至在
300	Time I've been vice president.	是时候我当副总统了
301	We've done two books together and I'm currently working on the third	我们一起写了两本书我目前正在写第三本书
302	She's done with it	她受够了
303	But but but like actually forcing us to do something together	但就像强迫我们一起行动
304	That makes us think that makes us talk that gives us something that we're sort of thinking about and talking about at the exact same time	这让我们觉得,这让我们说话给我们的东西, 我们有点思考和谈论在同一时间
305	That's been very good.	这是非常好。
306	We always try to you know, have have it have a drink once a week	我们总是试着告诉你,有它有一个饮料每周一次
307	Like put the kids to bed I mean it used to be you know	就像让孩子们上床睡觉一样我的意思是过去是你知道的
308	Go to a local bar in Cincinnati and hang out now	去辛辛那提的一家地方酒吧,现在出去玩
309	It's like make a cocktail at home and sit outside of the porch able to go to the bar	就像在家里做鸡尾酒然后坐在门廊外面能够去酒吧
310	I do I do I just I miss being able to go to a place and have nobody know who I am	我这样做,我只是想念能够去一个地方没有人知道我是谁
311	That's the thing that I probably most miss about not being the vice president United States	我可能最想念的不是美国副总统
312	Do you miss like when you get in the car after like a date night and you have just?	你错过了像在约会后的晚上上车一样吗?
313	Three guys sitting in the car with you like getting to enjoy your conversation.	三个家伙坐在车里,你喜欢享受你的谈话。
314	Yeah, that's that's that's sometimes unusual	是啊,这是有时不寻常的
315	Yeah, they're you know	是啊,他们你知道的
316	You have these moments where you're talking and you kind of forget that they're there and then you realize oh shit	你有这些时刻,你在说话, 你有点忘了他们在那里,然后你意识到哦狗屎
317	Somebody's actually paying attention to this like very intimate personal conversation that we're having but no	实际上有人在关注这件事就像我们之间的亲密私人谈话
318	I mean you again you kind of just get used to it, but it is odd and it's definitely something I miss	我是指你,你只是习惯了它, 但这是奇怪的,这绝对是我想念的东西
319	What's something men your age do that?	你这个年纪的男人会做什么?
320	They're getting wrong about marriage and fatherhood today	他们今天在婚姻和父亲身份问题上搞错了
321	That's such a tough question	这问题太难了
322	I	一、导言
323	think that	认为
324	Marriage and fatherhood I mean I guess two very different things	结婚和做父亲,我猜有两件事不同
325	but I think that in an era of social media, it's very easy to allow yourself to be influenced and	但我认为在社交媒体的时代很容易让自己受到影响
326	Sometimes you just got to do it your way and you got to be natural like I know some dads who?	有时候你只需要按你的方式去做你就会像我认识一些爸爸一样自然吗?
327	Would would sort of be super affectionate with their kids	会有点超爱他们的孩子
328	But they assume that that's not something dads do or you know, maybe they would be like not that affectionate	但是他们假设那不是爸爸做的或者你知道的也许他们不会那么亲切
329	But they they try to sort of	但他们试图
330	calibrate it or correct it because they know that everything's gonna be put on Facebook or Instagram and they	校准或改正因为他们知道一切都会放到Facebook或Instagram上
331	Basically, even though they're not famous	基本上,虽然他们并不出名
332	他们试图在Instagram和Facebook或推特X做丈夫或父亲
333	Whatever the case may be and I think that the best advice I can give is just try as much as you can just to be	不管情况如何我认为我能给出的最好建议就是尽你所能
334	The kind of husband and father that you want to be	你想成为什么样的丈夫和父亲
335	And and and that's yeah, that's that's a decent.	和这是对的, 这是一个体面的。
336	That's a decent bit of advice	这建议不错
337	Trying to think I mean my	试着想,我的意思是
338	It's funny in our marriage like the stereotypical thing is that women are more emotional and men are less emotional	这在我们的婚姻中很有趣就像陈规定型的东西是女人更情绪化男人更情绪化
339	That's probably the opposite in our marriage	我们的婚姻可能正好相反
340	Which is definitely like super stoic and I'm the one who gets fired up about things and so, you know	这绝对像超级斯多克而我是被炒鱿鱼的人所以你知道
341	Sometimes there's this attitude of well	有时有这种好的态度
342	I'm not gonna be who I am because that doesn't fit into the right mold and I think again you just got to be who	我不会成为我,因为那不符合正确的模具,我再次想你只是必须是谁
343	you are and	你们是和
344	The the last thing I'd say is look I've been married for 11 years going on 12	我最不想说的是我结婚11年了
345	We have a very happy marriage.	我们的婚姻很幸福
346	I've been very lucky in the person that the God put me with but	我非常幸运地得到上帝赐予我的人
347	We just try to talk about everything like we are super	我们只是试着谈论一切喜欢我们超级
348	{\fn黑体\fs22\bord1\shad0\3aHBE\4aH00\fscx67\fscy66\2cHFFFFFF\3cH808080}我看到朋友和朋友
349	They've been like in a slow-burning cold war with their spouse because they're pissed off about something	他们一直喜欢在缓慢燃烧的冷战与他们的配偶,因为他们生气的东西
350	They haven't talked about it in four days if Usha and I are mad about something	他们已经四天没谈了如果乌莎和我为某件事生气
351	We talk about it like three minutes later and that that communication has been very good for us	三分钟后我们再谈沟通对我们很好
352	Who's the better debater her big time?	谁是更好的辩论者她的大时间?
353	She was a very good and very accomplished corporate lawyer	她是一个非常优秀和出色的公司律师
354	and so	就这样
355	The way that I put I've actually put this to the president because he's at he's asked for her help with certain things	我这么说,我确实把这事告诉了总统因为他在听他要求她帮忙
356	And he wants to ask me what is it that makes her so smart Usha has this ability to take like she can read	他想问我是什么让她这么聪明尤莎有这种能力
357	5,000 words faster than anybody can read it	五千字比任何人都快读
358	But then she somehow synthesizes it and can summarize it	但后来她不知何故合成了它,可以总结它
359	So quickly and so clearly and she has perfect and like attention to detail for these things	这么快,那么清楚, 她有完美的,喜欢注意这些细节
360	So it makes her a very good debater.	因此,这使她成为一个非常好的辩论者。
361	I actually hate getting in arguments with her because she always	我其实讨厌跟她吵架因为她总是
362	Remembers details or remembers facts way better than I do	记得细节或记得事实比我更清楚
363	So who's harder to negotiate with your kids at bedtime or the Senate Democratic Conference?	谁更难跟你的孩子谈判在睡觉时间或参议院民主会议?
364	The Senate Democratic Conference, absolutely, I	参议院民主会议,绝对,我
365	Love my kids and they could be very very rebellious	爱我的孩子,他们可能非常叛逆
366	But it's something again the way that you should train them for bedtime	不过你还是应该训练他们睡觉
367	They are very like when it's time to go to bed.	他们就像睡觉的时候一样
368	They don't really put up much of a fight	他们没怎么吵架
369	So who takes after you and who takes after your wife?	那么谁追你谁追你老婆?
370	So it's interesting	所以这很有趣
371	It's the opposite of I think what they look like.	和我想的相反他们的样子
372	So our five-year-old	我们的五岁小孩
373	Everybody says looks like Usha but everybody says his personality is like a carbon copy of what I was when I was five	每个人都说看起来像Usha 但每个人都说他的个性就像我五岁时的碳复制品
374	really high-energy	非常高的能量,非常高的能量
375	really gregarious	真的很杂乱
376	hard to focus on certain things like	很难专注于某些事情,比如
377	Sometimes just goes deaf randomly because you're talking to him and it's like he doesn't hear you	有时候会因为你和他说话而随机失聪他好像听不到你说话
378	Yeah, but then it says and then the other two they look more like me, but they take after Usha	是的,但后来它说, 然后其他两个他们看起来更像我,
379	What's easier on your kids the White House schedule or the Senate schedule?	白宫的日程安排和参议院的日程安排
380	Which did you see your kids more with?	你看见你的孩子更多吗?
381	That's a good question	问得好
382	Honestly, we've been able to make it work in both ways.	老实说,我们两边都能成功
383	So with the Senate schedule, it's less	所以随着参议院的日程安排,
384	What you say it's more predictable	你说的更可预测
385	But it's also you have less control in the White House unless the president needs me to do something	但你在白宫的控制力也比较小除非总统要我做点什么
386	I have complete control over my schedule	我完全控制了我的日程
387	But it's also there's a lot more going on and you're more reactive to world events	但也有很多事情发生你对世界事件的反应更强烈
388	The thing that I try to do and maybe this is like a good advice for you know	我试图做的一件事,也许这是一个很好的建议,你知道
389	Husbands and fathers is I try to take a couple of hours every day and make them as sacred as possible	丈夫和父亲是我每天要花几个小时让他们尽可能神圣
390	And yes, if like a war breaks out then sometimes you have to cancel even the sacred time	是的,如果像一场战争爆发, 有时候你不得不取消即使是神圣的时间
391	but we've been pretty good about making sure that I have at least a couple of hours of my family every single day and	但我们一直很擅长确保我每天至少有几个小时的家庭
392	Sometimes that means you know	有时候这意味着你知道
393	I'm on the phone until 3 a.m	我打电话到凌晨3点
394	Or sometimes that means I'm back in the White House after I put the kids to bed	或者有时,这意味着我回到白宫之后,我把孩子们上床
395	But but just have that sacred time that you protect that you turn out the phone	但只要有你保护的神圣时光你就能打开电话
396	You tune out work and you just focus on your wife and your kids and that's that's worked very well for us and even this	你调整工作,你只关注你的妻子和孩子, 这对我们是非常好的,甚至这个
397	Job, it's possible.	工作,这是可能的。
398	So what's your daily routine?	那你的日常活动是什么?
399	Are you working out?	你在工作吗?
400	What time are you getting home?	你几点回家?
401	Are you putting the kids to bed?	你要让孩子们睡觉吗?
402	Yeah bedtime.	是啊,睡觉时间。
403	Yeah, so I normally wake up before	是啊,所以我通常醒来之前
404	{\fn黑体\fs20\shad2\2aH82\3aH20\4aH33\fscx95\3cH592001\be1}把孩子们放海边 {\fn黑体\fs20\shad2\2aH82\3aH20\4aH33\fscx95\3cH592001\be1}如果我早点起床的话 {\fn黑体\fs20\shad2\2aH82\3aH20\4aH33\fscx95\3cH592001\be1}那我就好好工作吧
405	then I'll take the dog out start getting stuff ready for the kids and then	然后我带狗出去开始为孩子们准备东西然后
406	usually we'll come to work around eight or nine and then	我们通常八九左右来上班然后
407	We'll typically you know	我们一般都会知道
408	Again, I try to have six to eight be that time where we have dinner together and just hang out with the kids	再说一次,我试着有六到八那时我们一起吃晚饭和孩子们一起玩
409	But then usually there's something going on from eight to midnight	但通常八点到午夜都会有事发生
410	And if it's an easy night, you're done by ten and if it's a tough night, you're done at two	如果是一个轻松的夜晚,你十点完成如果是一个艰难的夜晚,你两点完成
411	And so what's the gym routine?	那么,什么是运动常规?
412	The gym routine is yeah	体操比赛是的
413	So I'll work out after the kids go to bed most nights that I work out	等孩子们睡了以后,我再去工作
414	It's after the kids go to bed and I try to do	是孩子们上床睡觉之后我试着去做
415	I've been pretty good about this even as VP	我一直都很擅长这个即使作为副总裁
416	I try to do two to three days of weightlifting and a day or two of cardio	我试着做两到三天的举重和一两天的心跳
417	So good week is I'll work out five days a bad week.	所以,好的一周是我会工作五天一个坏的一周。
418	I'll work out three, but it's that same basic mix	我会想出三个,但这是同样的基本组合
419	And what are you eating?	你在吃什麽?
420	You know, I got really into	你知道,我真的很喜欢
421	After the Senate campaign so a few years ago	几年前参议院竞选之后
422	I got really into intermittent fasting and so I try to eat two meals a day.	我经常禁食所以我每天吃两顿饭
423	I'll usually eat lunch and dinner and	我通常吃午饭和晚餐
424	I try to be as healthy as I can right a lot of green vegetables a lot of lean protein	我尽量保持身体健康,可以做很多绿色蔬菜很多瘦蛋白
425	But I also have a terrible sweet tooth.	但我也有一个可怕的甜牙。
426	So like when I if I so are you putting like the sugar in your coffee?	所以,如果我是这样,你把糖在你的咖啡?
427	Like what's the Starbucks order?	星巴克的订单是什么?
428	Yeah.	对
429	Yeah, so so yeah	是啊,所以这样
430	So if I eat terribly it's usually like I'll have you know	所以如果我吃得烂透了通常我就会让你知道
431	a few scoops of ice cream at some point of the day or multiple points of the day like that's that's my poison is ice cream and	几勺冰激凌在一天的某个时候或一天的多个点就像这就是我的毒药是冰激凌
432	I actually I used to do sugar cream and coffee	其实我以前做糖奶油和咖啡
433	I mostly just drink it black now because I try to again	我现在大都喝黑了因为我想再喝一次
434	I'm trying to be good and it's hard to be good with those liquid calories	我试着做个好人很难用这些液体卡路里
435	So I do what I can so which fictional vice president do you most relate to if you'd like I can present you some options	所以,我尽我所能所以,哪个虚构的副总统与你最相关如果你愿意我可以给你一些选择
436	Yeah, I mean the only thing we don't fire and beep Frank Underwood from House of Cards	是啊,我的意思是,我们唯一不开火和哔弗兰克安德伍德从卡片之家
437	Alan Trimble from Olympus has fallen	来自奥林匹斯的艾伦·特林布尔已经倒下了
438	Katherine Bennett from Air Force one.	空军一号的凯瑟琳·贝内特
439	Oh, wow.	哦,哇呜。
440	Okay, that's good.	好吧,这是很好的。
441	Thank you Katherine Bennett from Air Force one	谢谢你凯瑟琳·贝内特空军一号
442	She was a real badass.	她是一个真正的坏蛋。
443	She was awesome.	她很厉害
444	Give me some options.	给我一些选择
445	Yes, the the one from Veep is	是的,维普的那个是
446	Man, we watched Veep.	伙计,我们看着维普。
447	I'd never seen Veep until I was elected vice president.	我从来没有见过维普直到我当选副总统。
448	We watched some during the transition	过渡期间我们看过一些
449	Yeah, and I just thought to myself	是啊,我只是觉得自己
450	I hope to God that that's not me and that's not my job and so far I think we've avoided both	我希望上帝,那不是我,那不是我的工作到目前为止,我认为我们已经避免了两者
451	There's definitely some moments though.	肯定有些时刻
452	Come on.	来吧。
453	I'm sure you can pull out one where you're like man	我敢肯定,你可以拔出一个你喜欢的人
454	This could be an episode of me.	这可能是我的一集。
455	No, there there are definitely some moments working be an episode of Eve	不,肯定有一些时刻在工作... ...是夏娃的一集
456	In fact, we had a call today	事实上,我们今天接到一个电话
457	I won't say with who but it was one of those moments where	我不会跟谁说但那是其中之一
458	Every single person on the call was very important	打电话的每个人都很重要
459	You can probably guess but it like every two or three minutes a new person would join the call and be like	你可能猜得到,但每两三分钟一个新人就会加入电话,就像
460	Hey, what's going on?	嘿,发生什么事了?
461	And then you would have to summarize it felt like an episode of the office because by the sixth or seventh person who joined	然后,你会不得不总结它的感觉像一集办公室因为第六或第七人谁加入
462	The call one of us had summarized the previous events for the sixth or seventh time and I was like what the hell is going	我们中有人的电话第六或第七次总结了以前的事件我就像地狱正在发生的一样
463	Get me out of this and Marco was actually on the call and just started like laughing hysterically because it really was like an episode of Eve	让我摆脱这一切,马可实际上在电话里开始像笑得歇斯底里,因为它真的像一集 Eve
464	So it's a good transition to say now we're gonna do some cabinet confidential here.	所以说我们现在要做一些内阁保密的工作是一个不错的转变
465	Okay, great	好,不错
466	You get your answers can only be that of cabinet members.	你得到的答案只能是内阁成员。
467	Okay.	摆
468	Okay, who would you draft first on your basketball team?	好吧,谁会是你篮球队的第一?
469	Marco okay.	马可,没事。
470	Yeah, he's fast.	对,他很快
471	He's well coordinated.	他很协调
472	He's not the tallest guy in the world.	他不是世界上最高的家伙。
473	But yeah	不过是的
474	I would have gone was Scott Turner maybe	我本该是史考特·特纳
475	Okay.	摆
476	Yeah, that's good one.	是啊,这是很好的一个。
477	Okay, who would you pick in a chess tournament?	好吧,你选谁参加围棋比赛?
478	Doug Bergham very logical	道格·伯格汉姆很有逻辑
479	Very chill who is sitting next to you on a long-haul international flight as your seatmate	非常冷静谁坐在你旁边一个长途国际航班上作为你的座位同仁
480	Maybe your husband actually though, I guess he's not technically in the cabinet	可能你丈夫其实,我想他不在柜子里
481	Probably Chris, right?	也许克里斯,对不对?
482	Okay, very good guy.	好吧,很不错的家伙。
483	Who would you trust most to babysit your kids?	你最信任谁照顾你的孩子?
484	Kelly Leffler, which cabinet secretary would totally get rolled by your kids	Kelly Leffler 哪个内阁秘书会被你的孩子卷进来
485	Maybe also Kelly Leffler she's got a good heart	也许还有凯莉・勒夫勒她有一颗好心
486	She would she would she would she would take very good care of them	她会好好照顾他们
487	But I feel like Linda would be giving out all the candy.	但我觉得琳达会把糖果都送出去
488	Yeah, Linda McMahon would be giving out all the candy	是的,琳达・麦克马洪会把糖果都送出去
489	I try you know, maybe actually	我尝试你知道,也许实际上
490	Maybe the person who would get rolled by the kids is Sean Duffy cuz he's a great dad	也许被孩子们卷进来的人是肖恩·达菲因为他是个好爸爸
491	Yeah, he's kind of in granddad mode now	是啊,他有点在外公模式
492	So for sure any kid anything they do is just the cutest thing in the world when you have that many	所以,肯定任何孩子他们做的一切只是世界上最可爱的事情当你有这么多
493	I feel like you're just like letting the small things just go exactly exactly	我感觉你就像让小事发生一样
494	President Trump said that you would likely be the heir apparent to MAGA.	特朗普总统表示,你很可能是MAGA显然的继承人.
495	I saw that.	我看见了
496	Yeah.	对
497	Yeah, okay	是啊,还好
498	And he said Marco would be involved some way somehow	他说马可会参与其中
499	So we'll go down some Marco questions, what's the most surprising thing you've learned about Marco	所以我们来问一下马可你对马可最惊讶的事是什么
500	He also has a sweet tooth, which you know, he's in great shape	他还有一颗甜牙,你知道的,他身体很好
501	He works out but he can I mean howls ice cream	他工作了,但他可以指: 嚎叫冰激凌
502	To the point where half the time that I see Marco in the hallway	我一半时间都在走廊里看到马可
503	It's because he's just been down to the Navy mess in the White House and he's gotten a bunch of ice cream	因为他刚到白宫海军的乱七八糟他得到了一堆冰淇淋
504	What's your favorite topping in the mess?	你最喜欢什么?
505	Did you know they had toppings?	你知道他们有灌顶吗?
506	I knew you know, they had top	我知道你知道,他们有顶级
507	I guess sometimes they'll give me they'll bring me M&M's to put on them	我想有时他们会给我他们会给我带M&M的
508	But I've actually never gone down there and got ice cream myself.	但我从来没有去过那里和冰激凌我自己。
509	That's the life of the VP.	即是毗卢遮那众生.
510	So	这么说
511	Marco Rubio is known as a funny jokester.	马可·鲁比奥以搞笑的笑话家闻名.
512	What's the funniest joke?	什么是最有趣的笑话?
513	He's told you	他告诉你了
514	We're the funniest moment you've had with him.	我们是最有趣的时刻你和他在一起。
515	Okay, so you guys will have to determine whether we can actually put this in	好吧,所以你们将不得不确定我们是否真的可以放这个
516	So he so this is we were talking about something very serious related to the Middle East and	所以,他是这样的,这就是我们谈论一些非常严重的事情与中东,
517	He starts this joke totally deadpan he's like, you know, I	他开这个玩笑他喜欢,你知道,我
518	Learned something interesting about the Middle East because I had a constituent call a few years ago when I was in the Senate and	因为我几年前在参议院时接到了一个组织电话
519	A woman was visiting Israel and her husband died while they were in Israel and I was like, oh man	一个女人去以色列了她丈夫在以色列时去世了我...
520	That's terrible	这太可怕了
521	and she was trying to get help from us for how to get the the body back to the United States and	她试图寻求我们的帮助如何把尸体带回美国
522	She said to me, you know, man, I don't know.	她对我说,你知道,伙计,我不知道。
523	Maybe I don't want it back the last time somebody was was	也许上次有人来的时候我不想要回来
524	Sorry the last time somebody died over here they rose from the dead three days later	对不起,上次有人死在这里他们三天后就死了
525	And I didn't know until the very end but it was a totally bullshit joke	我直到最后才知道但这完全是在开玩笑
526	I was like on the edge of my seat like what happened with this poor woman her husband	我坐在座位的边缘就像她丈夫那个可怜的女人一样
527	He's got jokes.	他开玩笑的
528	He's got a lot of Florida man jokes because	他有很多佛罗里达男人的笑话因为
529	you know	你知道吗
530	you'll take some crazy story from the Jacksonville Times and then	你会从《杰克逊维尔时报》拿些疯狂的故事然后
531	It ends up you think it's a joke, but it's actually something that actually happened in the Florida Panhandle	最终你认为这是个笑话但其实是佛罗里达州潘汉德尔
532	Next we'll go to a game of would you rather?	接下来我们去玩个游戏吧
533	Okay	还好
534	Would you rather have your daughter paint your nails pink before televised Oval Office meeting or Ohio State never win another national championship pink?	你宁可让女儿在电视转播Oval办公室会议之前涂上你的指甲粉红色呢或者俄亥俄州立大学再也没有获得过全国冠军粉红色?
535	Yeah, I'm going with the pink fingernails.	是的,我要用粉红色的指甲。
536	Absolutely	当然
537	Would you rather be stuck in a Secret Service driven vehicle for 12 hours with your kids where you are not the driver or be?	你宁愿被困在特勤局的车辆里12小时和孩子在一起吗?
538	和Stephen Colbert一起困在电梯里
539	Oh	瓳
540	That's really tough.	这真的很难。
541	I	一、导言
542	Would try very hard to avoid both of those situations, but I'll take my kids for 12 hours over Stephen Colbert	我会非常努力地避免这两种情况但我会带我的孩子超过史蒂芬・科尔伯特12小时
543	well	不错
544	Stephen Colbert of like the past couple years or Stephen Colbert 15 years ago the past couple years.	史蒂芬・科尔伯特,像过去几年或史蒂芬・科尔伯特 15年前的过去几年。
545	Okay.	摆
546	No, I'll take my kids	不,我带孩子们去
547	Would you rather try to explain the latest tick-tock trend to President Trump or explain the electoral college to your kids every night before bed?	你宁可试着向特朗普总统解释最新潮流,
548	Explain the latest tick-tock trend to President Trump.	向川普总统解释最新潮流
549	He loves tick-tock.	他喜欢滴答
550	He's very interested in it	他对此很感兴趣
551	So that would be an easy conversation	这样就很容易了
552	Would you rather read excerpts of hillbilly elegy to a Gen Z influencer or to a group of coastal elites from Brooklyn?	你会宁愿阅读乡巴佬的节选向Gen Z的影响者或一群来自布鲁克林的沿海精英?
553	Oh	瓳
554	That's a tough one, too.	这也很艰难
555	I would say Gen Z influencers	我要说Gen Z的影响者
556	Which passage would they find most interesting?	他们认为哪条路最有趣?
557	Probably all the stuff about my grandma and grandpa when they were young because they were just they were great people but they also	可能我奶奶和爷爷年轻的时候总是因为自己是好人
558	They were kind of wild	他们很狂野
559	Would you rather your kids publicly rate your parenting on C-SPAN or never be able to tell a dad joke again?	你希望你的孩子公开把你的父母评为C -SPAN 还是永远不能告诉爸爸一个笑话?
560	Never be able to tell a dad joke again.	再也不能跟爸爸说笑话了
561	No my kids	没有我的孩子
562	They are very judgmental of our parenting in public and I think they know that you know	他们很看重我们当众为人父母我想他们知道你知道
563	There are always cameras around so they use that as an opportunity to say all you know dad should	周围总是有摄像头所以他们利用这个机会说你知道的爸爸应该
564	We should he should have child protective services called because he didn't give me two scoops of ice cream last night	他昨晚没给我两勺冰激凌所以应该给他打个电话
565	It's like no son.	如无子.
566	That's not how this works out, but they know they have an audience.	事情不是这样的他们知道自己有观众
567	What's your best dad joke?	你最好的爸爸笑话是什么?
568	I	一、导言
569	Have a few I have a few	吃点吧,我吃一点
570	So this from pulp fiction and my kids love this because they kind of get it	所以这个来自纸浆小说我的孩子喜欢这个因为他们有种得到它
571	Mom a tomato pop tomato and baby tomato	妈妈一个番茄番茄和宝贝番茄
572	We're taking a walk one day and baby tomatoes started lagging behind	有一天我们要散步番茄宝宝开始落在后面
573	So Papa tomato got kind of angry went back and squished him and said catch up	所以番茄爸爸生气了回去把他压扁了说要赶上
574	There's a lot of memes of JD Vance on the internet there are what's your favorite meme or like funny joke about yourself like after the pope	互联网上有很多关于JD Vance的迷因你最喜欢的迷因或喜欢滑稽的笑话
575	Or you know, there's a lot.	或者你知道,有很多东西。
576	There's a lot of options to pick from	有很多选择
577	So my favorite meme was and this is very inappropriate, but maybe it's it's we're it's it's not too soon	所以,我最喜欢的meme是,这是非常不恰当的, 但也许它是我们是,它不是太早
578	But you know, there was the whole thing about how I was into couches.	但你知道,我是如何进入沙发的。
579	Yeah, and	对,还有
580	Right after the the Pope died there was did you see this?	就在教宗死后你看到了吗?
581	There was just a meme of	刚才有个迷
582	the Pope	教皇阁下
583	Usha and a couch and it like took me a second to get it and then when I got I was like man	乌沙和沙发,我花了一秒钟得到它,然后当我得到了我就像人
584	That's pretty good.	这是相当好的。
585	In fact, I like to think the left isn't very good at memeing	事实上,我喜欢认为左手不太擅长 memeing
586	So my hope is that a right winger came up with that because that was a very funny meme	所以我希望有一个右翼想到这一点,因为这是一个非常有趣的meme
587	What's one thing you do that would be a hundred percent like a political scandal of people know?	你做的一件事是百分百像政治丑闻的人知道?
588	I'm I used to be really into and I still have the cards and I'm trying to get my eight-year-old to play with me	我曾经真的喜欢,我还有牌我试图让我的八岁小孩跟我玩
589	I really I used to be willing to magic gathering	我真的曾经愿意魔法聚会
590	So like really nerdy really nerdy in fact the last podcast I did	所以像真正的书呆子真的书呆子事实上,我做了最后播客
591	The podcaster had me sign a magic gathering card and I knew the card that he had	我签了一张魔术收集卡我知道他那张卡
592	And I felt really embarrassed about it like more embarrassed than anything and like the past six months	我对此感到很尴尬比任何事都更尴尬就像过去六个月
593	What age would you let your kids watch Lord of the Rings?	你几岁让你的孩子看《魔戒之王》?
594	Oh the Peter Jackson ones?	哦,彼得・杰克逊的?
595	Like seven or eight our	像七八个我们
596	oldest has seen at least	长者至少见过
597	The the Hobbit and the first Lord of the Rings.	霍比特人和第一任魔戒领主.
598	We're not super like I said, we're pretty flexible about stuff.	我们不是我说的那样超级, 我们很灵活的东西。
599	We're not super	我们不是超级
600	Strict about like violence in their media	严格地说就像媒体上的暴力
601	Maybe we should be but you know, so long as it doesn't have like a really deranged message	也许我们应该,但你知道, 只要它没有像一个真正的疯狂的信息
602	We're pretty open with what the kids consume, you know, what's what's funny	我们很开放孩子们消费的,你知道, 什么是有趣的
603	We try to show our eight-year-old Harry Potter 4 recently and it was like way too scary for him	我们试图展示我们的8岁哈利波特4最近, 这就像太吓人他
604	So not trying that for a while on Disney Plus to let them watch whatever they want or do you still meter what they're watching?	所以不要在迪士尼加时让他们看他们想看的或者你还是比他们看的还要多?
605	Yeah, we still meet.	是啊,我们还见面。
606	I mean we only do TV through fit like family movie time.	我的意思是,我们只做电视通过像家庭电影时间。
607	And so	这样
608	You know we might like	你知道我们可能喜欢
609	Put a show on if I have a phone call that I have to do and I'm the only one home	如果我有电话要打只能让我回家
610	But otherwise, I'm only watching TV with them.	但否则,我只是看电视与他们。
611	And so why were you running after kids at Disneyland?	那你为什么要在迪士尼乐园追孩子?
612	You're on Tom Sawyer Island	你在汤姆索伊尔岛
613	Like what's the story there?	比如说那里有什么故事?
614	I saw that and somebody was like, oh he runs funny	我看见了,有人说,哦,他运行的有趣
615	No, the actual dad run the dad run.	不,真正的爸爸运行爸爸运行。
616	No, the the actual answer is so we had the island ourselves, which was very cool	不,真正的答案是,我们自己拥有了小岛,这很酷
617	I'd never been to do something	我从来没有做过什么
618	Yeah, that's that's	是啊,这是
619	Sorry to all the people who are Disneyland for the longer lines, but we had a very good time	对迪士尼乐园的所有人表示抱歉但我们玩得很开心
620	But I was actually my kids really like this game called ogre	但我其实是我的孩子真的喜欢这个叫食人魔的游戏
621	Where I like chase after them, but I don't run full speed.	我喜欢追他们但我不跑全速
622	And so I was playing ogre and	所以我在玩食人魔游戏
623	That was that was what caused the great scandal of how I ran it	这就是造成我如何经营的丑闻的原因
624	Okay, so I don't look do you like roller coasters, okay, so I used to love roller coasters now that I'm 41	好吧,我不喜欢你喜欢过山车, 好吧,所以我以前喜欢过山车现在,我41
625	I get like a little nauseous after them Space Mountain.	太空山之后我有点恶心
626	Did you get nauseous?	你感到恶心吗?
627	Terribly I did too.	吓死我了,我也做了。
628	I went like in December.	我像十二月一样
629	It got so sick awful.	病得很厉害
630	So sick and I used to love roller coaster	病得如此,我曾经喜欢过山车
631	So not Space Mountain.	所以,不是空间山。
632	I guess the one that is is called was not called Splash Mountain anymore	我想那个叫"喷泉山"的已经不是了
633	But you see on Splash Mountain Tiana.	却见飞溅山天阿.
634	That was really awesome.	这是真的真棒。
635	I like that one	我喜欢这个
636	What's your least favorite ride Space Mountain?	你最不喜欢坐太空山吗?
637	Yeah, cuz it made me sick	是啊,因为它让我恶心
638	All right.	好吧,我们走。
639	So you're a known watcher of Emily in Paris	你是巴黎艾米丽的知名监视者
640	Am I did I put that on social?	我是不是把那个放在社交上?
641	Yeah, you did.	没错
642	Yeah.	对
643	No, I think shows you watching right now	不,我想你现在在看
644	so	这样
645	We're watching Gilded Age.	我们正在看吉尔德时代。
646	Okay, so	好吧,这样吧
647	这是HBO。
648	You don't think it's gone woke to has it gone.	你不认为它醒了就不见了
649	Well, it's really bad	这真的很糟
650	Really?	真的吗?
651	Stephen and I are watching it right now.	斯蒂芬和我正在看这个
652	Oh, interesting.	哦,有趣的是,我们是...
653	Okay, I guess I haven't noticed	好吧,我想我还没有注意到
654	It is on there.	它就在这里。
655	Well, yeah, but she's like the opposite of Cynthia Nixon in real life	嗯,是的,但她就像反辛西娅尼克松在现实生活中
656	That's what I actually made this observation that she's like a sort of a normal human being on on Gilded Age	我其实就是这么说的她就像吉尔德时代的普通人
657	So we're watching Gilded Age I'm actually we're watching The Crown right now	所以,我们正在看吉尔德时代实际上我们正在看王冠
658	okay, but we already we already watched most of it or sort of watching towards the tail end and	好吧,但我们已经看大部分它或排序看着尾端,
659	We're watching there's something else that we just started that I really watch all tires the Shane Gillis show.	我们正看着有别的东西,我们刚刚开始我真的看着所有的轮胎 Shane Gillis 节目。
660	Oh, it's so good	哦,这真好
661	It's so it's more it's interesting.	故更显其趣.
662	Normally you should I really agree on shows?	通常,你应该我真的同意的节目?
663	I think that it's like the funniest thing I've seen since the office.	我认为这是我见过的最有趣的事情自从办公室。
664	She just kind of likes it, but I love it	她只是喜欢,但我喜欢
665	Who's picking your book club up then?	那谁去接你的书社?
666	We alternate we alternate so the current book that we're reading is actually it's a Ross Douthat the New York Times columnist	我们轮流来,所以我们目前读的书其实是罗斯·杜的专栏作家
667	He has like a fantasy novel that he's releasing in serial form.	他喜欢幻想小说他发行的系列形式。
668	She already read the first one.	她已经读了第一个
669	I'm in the process	我在做这件事
670	It's pretty good.	这是相当好的。
671	What else have you read?	你还读过什么?
672	the one before that was	之前的那个
673	all the pretty horses and	所有漂亮的马和
674	The one before that was nonfiction.	之前那个是非虚构的
675	I don't know what it was	我不知道这是什么
676	It may have been the Abigail Shrier book about therapy or it may have been a book about I don't remember	可能是艾比盖尔·施里尔的治疗书或者是一本我不记得的书
677	It was a nonfiction book.	这是一本非虚构的书。
678	That was that was six months ago at this point	那是六个月前的事了
679	Do you have a guilty pleasure show that's embarrassing to admit other than Emily in Paris?	你有一个有罪的快乐节目那很尴尬的承认埃米莉在巴黎?
680	Love Island redoing like the hunting wives the summer.	爱岛重做像狩猎的妻子夏天。
681	I turned pretty like I mean, I I really like the show Outer Banks	我变漂亮了我真的喜欢外滩的演出
682	Okay, but I don't know if that's really embarrassing that you know, it's not	好吧,但我不知道如果这真的尴尬你知道,这不是
683	I think Emily in Paris is pretty embarrassing.	我觉得Emily在巴黎很尴尬
684	Okay, here's here's my riff on Emily in Paris	好吧,这是我在巴黎对艾米莉的介绍
685	I actually think that it's like a super smart	其实我觉得这就像超级聪明
686	meta-commentary on	元注释
687	European culture and	欧洲文化和
688	It's it's basically it's a criticism of Millennials	基本上是对千年的批评
689	I think it's basically the entire show is like kind of fun and it's bubbly and you know	我觉得基本上整个节目就像一种乐趣它的泡泡,你知道
690	You get to see like beautiful things and beautiful people but it's fundamentally it's a criticism of	你可以看到美丽的事物和美丽的人但从根本上来说,这是对
691	Millennial culture and as a proud geriatric millennial, I think it's pretty fascinating	千年文化,作为一个骄傲的老年千年, 我认为它相当迷人
692	What songs are on your playlist right now?	你现在的播放列表上有什么歌?
693	So I'm a big classic rock guy and a pretty big 90s rock guys	所以,我是一个大经典摇滚的家伙和相当大的90年代摇滚的家伙
694	So a lot of my songs are you know, like sort of the Pearl Jam era or the Led Zeppelin era	我有很多的歌是你知道的, 像是珍珠Jam时代或飞艇时代
695	But even you know, some of the 90s songs like talk about embarrassing shows	但即使是你知道,一些90年代的歌曲像谈论尴尬的节目
696	there are some embarrassing 90s songs that I'm really into like	有几首令人尴尬的90年代歌曲我真的很喜欢
697	陪着Lisa Lowe 陪着芭比女孩
698	Don't like that one or	不喜欢这个或
699	Fade into you by Mazzy Star is probably like my favorite song of the entire 90s rock era	Mazzy Star的《迷恋你》可能就像我最喜欢的90年代摇滚歌
700	Yeah, that's that's that's pretty much it.	是啊,这就是它差不多。
701	There's some like some some weird kids songs, you know	有一些像一些怪孩子的歌,你知道的
702	We are a dinosaurs a song our kids.	我们是一个恐龙歌我们的孩子。
703	Okay, so our kids Secret Service names are	好吧,所以我们的孩子特勤局的名字是
704	They had to start with a B.	他们必须从B开始。
705	Okay, and	好吧,还有
706	Mirabelle is they all chose them.	米拉贝勒是他们都选择了他们。
707	Okay, they because because he's very high-energy and you and his	好吧,他们因为他非常高能和你和他
708	Which is a kind of dinosaur which I didn't even realize and so each of them have a theme song	这是一种恐龙,我甚至没有意识到, 所以每个人都有一个主题曲
709	So there's like this one artist that has a song about bees.	有个艺术家唱了一首关于蜜蜂的歌
710	She's a song called.	她就是一首歌,叫她来着
711	We are the dinosaurs marching marching	我们是恐龙游行
712	You know, sorry.	对不起
713	Oh, yeah.	对
714	Okay, and then she also has a song called like blast off another rocket ship run	好吧,然后她还有一首歌,叫"轰掉另一艘火箭飞船"
715	So it's their Secret Service code names actually have their own theme song which they're really excited about	所以,这是他们的特勤局的代号实际上有他们自己的主题曲他们真的很兴奋
716	Have you seen the land before time recently because that's like on theme and on brand I did I did see it a few years ago	最近你见过这片土地吗? 因为这就像主题和品牌上我几年前就见过了
717	I mean recently but I watched it with our oldest a few years ago and it's really like it's a really good movie	我的意思是最近,但我看它与我们最大的几年前, 它真的像一个真正的好电影
718	It's good.	不错
719	Yeah, it's a hot dog a sandwich.	是啊,热狗一个三明治。
720	No	没有
721	Is that a question?	那是个问题吗?
722	It's a question	问个问题
723	Definitely not does pineapple belong on pizza.	菠萝绝对不属于披萨
724	Of course not.	当然不是。
725	No	没有
726	If you could only eat one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be one condiment?	如果你一生只能吃一个安慰,那又会是什么安慰?
727	Barbecue sauce count.	烧烤酱数.
728	Yeah, okay barbecue sauce not mayonnaise	好,烧烤酱,不要蛋黄酱
729	No, no mayonnaise is like in low doses is good, but it's kind of like I had a buddy	不,没有蛋黄酱是像在低剂量是好的, 但它有点像我有一个朋友
730	He used to eat french fries and mayonnaise.	他以前吃薯条和蛋黄酱
731	I thought that was disgusting	我觉得很恶心
732	It's the only thing my husband eats with french fries or like period period.	这是我丈夫唯一用薯条吃的东西或像期。
733	Okay.	摆
734	Wow.	珃
735	Yeah, he's only a mayonnaise guy	是啊,他只是一个蛋黄酱的家伙
736	Okay, I learned something about Steven.	好吧,我学到一些关于史蒂文的东西。
737	I didn't know.	иぃ笵
738	Yeah	对
739	Our cargo shorts a rite of passage for dads or a cry for help both both	我们的货都为爸爸们或为求救而祈祷
740	I mean I look I I wear cargo shorts	我的意思是,我看起来我穿货物短裤
741	Especially when the kids were younger because you're always carrying stuff, but they look hideous and I recognize that so I don't wear cargo shorts anymore	特别是孩子们年轻的时候,因为你总是带东西, 但他们看起来很丑陋,我认得所以我不再穿短裤了
742	I don't really wear shorts anymore	我不再穿短裤了
743	because I'm constantly being photographed and	因为我不断被拍照
744	I just you know	我只不过你知道
745	I always try to look like reasonably well put together and a buddy of mine once sent me a line from the Sopranos	我总是试着看起来很合身我的一个朋友曾给我发过索波诺一家的台词
746	A Don never wears shorts.	阿唐从不穿短裤.
747	So I try are you a swim shirt now in the pool kind of guy at the beach?	所以,我尝试你是游泳衫现在在游泳池那种家伙在海滩?
748	yeah, so that's that's been true for a while though because	是啊,所以这是事实一段时间虽然,因为
749	So Usha's me she's born America, but her parents are from South India.	所以Usha就是我她出生在美国但她的父母来自南印度
750	So she doesn't really get sunburned	这样她就不会被晒伤了
751	I do so she always makes me wear sunscreen	我这样做,她总是让我穿防晒霜
752	but I think sunscreen is disgusting and it stings my eyes and so the	但我觉得防晒霜很恶心它刺伤了我的眼睛所以
753	Compromise that we came to was I could wear a sun shirt.	妥协,我们来是我可以穿一件太阳衬衫。
754	So do you usually read the instructions or do you just wing it?	所以,你通常读说明还是只是翼?
755	We get totally sometimes with a YouTube video.	我们得到完全与YouTube视频。
756	What's the last thing you searched with on AI?	你在AI上搜索的最后一件东西是什么?
757	I'm actually not a big AI guy	我其实不是一个大AI的家伙
758	The last thing that I did on AI is	我对AI所做的最后一件事是
759	We we wrote a book my kids and I did	我们写了本书我的孩子,我做到了
760	About various do you guys have the who would win books?	你们有谁会赢书吗?
761	No, okay	不,没事
762	So my kids are really into like who would win lion versus tiger or cheetah versus jaguar	所以我的孩子们真的喜欢谁能赢狮子对老虎或者猎豹对美洲虎
763	So we actually made a big cats version where we wrote it ourselves	所以,我们做了一个大猫版本在那里我们自己写
764	But I used grok to make the actual images and some of them are completely deranged	但我用杂音来制作真实的画面有些画面完全疯了
765	It's like a jaguar with its fang through the skull of a tiger	这就像美洲虎的牙刺穿老虎的头骨
766	It's like this is really gruesome shit, but here we are the kids loved it.	这就像这是真正可怕的狗屎, 但我们在这里是孩子们喜欢它。
767	What's a hill you would literally die on that?	什么是山你会真正死在那?
768	nobody else cares	没有人在乎
769	That	那个
770	Fade into you by Mazzie star is the best song of 1990s rock	被Mazzie明星迷到你身上是1990年代摇滚乐的最好歌
771	That's probably one where I would die on that nobody else cares	那可能是我死在没人在乎的地方
772	That	那个
773	I have a lot of weird things like this that that I really care about that probably not that many care about I mean	我有很多奇怪的事情我真的很在乎可能没有那么多人关心
774	I think that like	我觉得
775	most ice creams	大多数冰淇淋
776	Okay, if you're not	好吧,如果你没有
777	You can't say you have a favorite ice cream unless you're judging consistency of flavor	你不能说你有最喜欢的冰淇淋除非你判断一致的口味
778	So if you have the vanilla at Jenny's and you have a coffee ice cream with graders	所以,如果你有香草在珍妮,你有一个咖啡冰淇淋与年级
779	And then you come and tell me you like Jenny's more than graders	然后你来告诉我你更喜欢珍妮的比年级生
780	That's bullshit because you didn't actually care like to like and there's a lot of that in the ice cream world	胡说八道因为你其实不在乎喜欢冰淇淋界有很多
781	So you got to compare apples to apples if you're gonna actually make a judgment on who has the best ice cream	所以,你必须比较苹果和苹果如果你要做出一个判断谁有最好的冰淇淋
782	The answer is graders by the way	答案是年级生
783	Okay, do you like ice cream yeah, okay, we'll get you some graders guys remember that graders ice cream is incredible	好吧,你喜欢冰激凌是的,好吧,我们会给你一些年级男生记住, 冰激凌是不可思议的
784	It's actually the best ice cream	这其实是最好的冰淇淋
785	The crazy thing about it is if you hold a pint of graders ice cream you've done like the blind taste test	疯狂的是,如果你拿着一品脱的冰激凌, 你做了像盲味测试
786	So to just make sure like you've seen those things presuming on the internet	所以,只是确保像你见过那些事情假设在互联网上
787	We're like there's behind the box of like all the different cokes	我们就像有后面的盒子像所有的可卡因
788	Not only did we do that, but we actually administered a blind taste test to me and our three kids	我们不仅这样做, 而且实际上我们做了一个盲目的品味测试我和我们的三个孩子
789	Oh, wow, three different Ohio.	三个不同的俄亥俄州
790	Yeah, and the graders was clearly the best and also clearly my favorite	是啊,而年级生显然是最好的, 也很明显我最喜欢的
791	But the crazy thing about graders is if you hold a pint of graders in your hand and then you hold a pint of like	但是,关于年级的疯狂的事情是如果你拿着一品脱在你的手中,然后你拿着一品脱类似
792	Briars at a grocery store the graders is literally like twice as heavy because it's so calorie dense	在杂货店的布里亚尔斯分级器的重量是两倍因为卡路里很稠密
793	So that's one of the reasons why it tastes better	所以这就是为什么它更好吃的原因之一
794	Is there a vacation spot that you and your kids are dying to go to that you have not been I really yeah	有没有一个度假地点,你和你的孩子渴望去,你没有,我是真的是啊
795	I really want to go to Hawaii so	我真的很想去夏威夷,这样
796	Usha's been to 49 states	乌沙去过49个州
797	I've been to 48 the 50th for both of us will be Alaska the one that she's been to I haven't it's Hawaii and	我去过48街,因为我们俩会是阿拉斯加她去过的那个,我不是夏威夷人
798	We we all really want to go to Hawaii at some point in the next couple years	在接下来的几年里我们都很想去夏威夷
799	Hopefully we can find some excuses vice president United States	希望我们能找到一些借口美国副总统
800	You know why Kamala Harris went to Hawaii?	你知道卡玛拉哈里斯为什么去夏威夷吗?
801	So we should be able to find some excuse to go to Hawaii, but it just seems so beautiful.	所以我们应该能找些借口去夏威夷, 但是这看起来太美了。
802	I love mountains and	我喜欢山
803	Just like you know like West Virginia is my perfect vacation spot because the streams the beautiful greenery the mountains	就像你知道的西弗吉尼亚就是我完美的度假地点因为溪流美丽的绿润的山
804	I'm not much of a beach guy, but like Hawaii you get the beautiful mountains	我不太喜欢海滩,但就像夏威夷一样你得到美丽的山
805	You also get the beach, so you know each of us get something	你也有海滩,所以你知道我们每个人都有
806	We like between my kids some of whom like the beach and then one of our kids and me who likes	我们喜欢在我的孩子之间一些人喜欢海滩然后我们的孩子和我喜欢
807	Are you a sauna or a cold plunge kind of guy?	你是桑拿还是冷血?
808	I'm a sauna guy	我是个桑拿人
809	But I I've done cold plunge.	但我已经做了冷泡。
810	It is very painful, and I don't like it and so yeah	很痛苦,我不喜欢这样
811	That's not gonna be for me	对我来说不会这样
812	What does your perfect day look like to you from sunrise to sunset so I just had my birthday	你从日出到日落的完美日子是什么样子所以我才刚过生日
813	It's basically my birthday, so	基本上这是我的生日,所以
814	Big birthday guy not really, but but you know you should make some big deal out of it	生日大个子不是,但你知道你应该做点大事
815	And I had a really good day	我有一个非常好的一天
816	We woke up we took the kids canoeing down the little Miami River in southwestern, Ohio	我们醒来,我们带着孩子们独木舟沿着小迈阿密河在俄亥俄州西南部
817	And then I played golf and then I had a really delicious meal and ice cream for dessert	然后我打高尔夫然后吃了一顿好吃的饭和冰淇淋做甜点
818	That's my perfect day, and if you had if you could have dinner with three people living dead alive	那是我完美的一天如果你能和三个活着的人共进晚餐
819	What do you got who are the three people you're inviting to dinner?	你邀请的三人是谁?
820	Okay	还好
821	three people I'd invite to dinner	我邀请三个人来吃饭
822	Let's say	这么说吧
823	Isaac Newton	艾萨克·牛顿
824	Donald Trump	唐纳德·特朗普
825	And Abraham Lincoln who's monopolizing the conversation?	和亚伯拉罕林肯谁垄断了谈话?
826	I'm not gonna answer that	我不会回答的
827	And with that we will say thank you for joining	因此,我们将感谢你加入
828	Katie Miller podcast.	凯蒂·米勒播客。
829	Thank you so much mr. Vice president for doing this with me.	非常感谢你,先生。副总统对我这么做。
830	I hope you had a fun time	希望你玩得开心点
831	I certainly did thank you good to see you.	我当然谢谢你了
832	Thank you	谢谢

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