推演2028年总统竞选候选人的选秀大会 | 2026.8.3
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:01 | Presidential races are always messy, but 2028 is shaping up to be our messiest presidential campaign yet. | 总统竞选总是乱七八糟的 但2028年正在成为我们最烂的总统竞选 |
| 0:09 | It's poised to be the first open contest for the presidential race for both parties since 2016. | 准备成为2016年以来双方首次公开的总统选举. |
| 0:15 | And already, there are a ton of names who are rumored to be thinking about throwing their name in the mix. | 已经有一堆名字被传闻说 想把名字丢进混音圈 |
| 0:21 | People like AOC, Kamala Harris, or outsiders like George Clooney, | AOC,卡马拉哈里斯,乔治克鲁尼等外人 |
| 0:26 | who, of course, made his mark in the last Democratic presidential campaign with that op-ed calling for Biden to drop out. | 当然,他在上届民主党总统竞选中 做了他的记号 与那篇评论文章 呼吁拜登退出。 |
| 0:33 | And on the Republican side, of course, there's JD Vance. | 而共和党方面,当然还有JD Vance. |
| 0:36 | But what about Marco Rubio, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or if Donald Trump runs again? | 但马可·鲁比奥,马乔丽·泰勒·格林呢,还是唐纳德·特朗普再次跑? |
| 0:42 | So today, I wanted to host a little fantasy draft. | 今天,我想主持一个小幻想草稿。 |
| 0:45 | I'm going to start cutting out some of the faces who are most likely to be selected. | 我将开始剪掉一些 最有可能被选中的面孔。 |
| 0:49 | Now, I do think that outsiders are a good choice to be on this list. | 现在,我确实认为外人 是一个很好的选择 在这个名单上。 |
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| 1 | Presidential races are always messy, but 2028 is shaping up to be our messiest presidential campaign yet. | 总统竞选总是乱七八糟的 但2028年正在成为我们最烂的总统竞选 |
| 2 | It's poised to be the first open contest for the presidential race for both parties since 2016. | 准备成为2016年以来双方首次公开的总统选举. |
| 3 | And already, there are a ton of names who are rumored to be thinking about throwing their name in the mix. | 已经有一堆名字被传闻说 想把名字丢进混音圈 |
| 4 | People like AOC, Kamala Harris, or outsiders like George Clooney, | AOC,卡马拉哈里斯,乔治克鲁尼等外人 |
| 5 | who, of course, made his mark in the last Democratic presidential campaign with that op-ed calling for Biden to drop out. | 当然,他在上届民主党总统竞选中 做了他的记号 与那篇评论文章 呼吁拜登退出。 |
| 6 | And on the Republican side, of course, there's JD Vance. | 而共和党方面,当然还有JD Vance. |
| 7 | But what about Marco Rubio, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or if Donald Trump runs again? | 但马可·鲁比奥,马乔丽·泰勒·格林呢,还是唐纳德·特朗普再次跑? |
| 8 | So today, I wanted to host a little fantasy draft. | 今天,我想主持一个小幻想草稿。 |
| 9 | I'm going to start cutting out some of the faces who are most likely to be selected. | 我将开始剪掉一些 最有可能被选中的面孔。 |
| 10 | Now, I do think that outsiders are a good choice to be on this list. | 现在,我确实认为外人 是一个很好的选择 在这个名单上。 |
| 11 | I also think that you gotta have candidates that speak to the black base. | 我还认为,你必须有候选人 说话的黑人基地。 |
| 12 | Kamala Harris, Wes Moore, Imperfect Circles. | 卡马拉哈里斯,韦斯摩尔,不完美圆圈. |
| 13 | We have Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and even some of the Trump heirs like Donald Trump Jr. | 我们有佛罗里达州州长罗恩·德桑蒂斯,甚至有一些特朗普继承人,如小唐纳德·特朗普. |
| 14 | And to help me draft, I wanted to invite two of the messiest people I know, said with love, of course, | 为了帮助我起草, 我想邀请两个 最混乱的人,我知道, |
| 15 | Vox podcaster)和记者卡拉·斯维舍(Kara Swisher)以及独立记者和政治评论员唐·莱蒙(Don Lemon). | |
| 16 | They're going to help me sort through two important questions. | 他们会帮我整理两个重要问题 |
| 17 | Who are the most likely people to be the presidential nominees in 2028? | 2028年最有可能成为总统候选人的人是谁?. |
| 18 | And what name should you take seriously? | 你该认真对待哪个名字? |
| 19 | Let's dig in. | 让我们挖进去。 |
| 20 | Welcome to our 2028 presidential campaign fantasy draft. | 欢迎收看2028年总统竞选幻想草案 |
| 21 | I'm happy to have my guest here, Kara Swisher and Don Lemon. | 我很高兴我的客人,卡拉・斯维舍和唐・莱蒙 |
| 22 | Do y'all want to know a secret? | 你们想知道一个秘密吗? |
| 23 | Yes. | 对 |
| 24 | I invited you because I thought this might be a messy presidential campaign. | 我邀请你是因为我认为这是一场混乱的总统竞选 |
| 25 | So why not invite the messiest queens I know? | 那么为什么不邀请我认识的最烂的皇后呢? |
| 26 | Oh my God. | 天呐 |
| 27 | Excuse me instead. | 对不起 |
| 28 | Excuse me. | 对不起。 |
| 29 | Listen, that's an odd, that's a title you should carry. | 听着,这是一个奇怪的, 这是一个你应该携带的头衔。 |
| 30 | There's also one presidential candidate here, too. | 这里还有一个总统候选人 |
| 31 | Listen, maybe you're going to announce two on this show. | 听着,也许你会在这个节目中宣布两个。 |
| 32 | Maybe we'll get two. | 也许我们会得到两个。 |
| 33 | You know, this is a show that is focused on charting America's political future after Donald Trump. | 你知道,这是一个节目 专注于规划 美国的政治未来 之后唐纳德特朗普。 |
| 34 | And you cannot do that without 2028 presidential candidates. | 没有2028名总统候选人你就不能这么做。 |
| 35 | To this point, we've been focused on policies, issues, trends across the midterms. | 至此,我们一直专注于政策,问题,整个中期的趋势. |
| 36 | But now it's time to talk about people. | 但今当说人. |
| 37 | And we're going to do that with a little bit of a high stakes game. | 我们要用一个高赌注的游戏来做到这一点。 |
| 38 | Now, we're going to have a fantasy draft. | 现在,我们将有一个幻想草稿。 |
| 39 | Have either of y'all played fantasy sports? | 你们有没有玩过幻想运动? |
| 40 | No, because the queens. | 不,因为皇后。 |
| 41 | I'm like, that's a little, that's a little straight boy. | 我很喜欢,这是一个小, 这是一个小直男孩。 |
| 42 | You always say gay man and a gay woman. | 你总是说男同性恋和女同性恋 |
| 43 | Like, what are you? | 喜欢,你是什么? |
| 44 | And a gay woman who hates sports. | 一个讨厌运动的同性恋女人 |
| 45 | So go ahead. | 那就说吧 |
| 46 | So we'll explain this for the uninitiated. | 所以,我们会解释这一点 对于未启动。 |
| 47 | We're going to each choose a draft pick. | 我们各自选择一个选手 |
| 48 | And the goal would be to make a team that is the most likely to have the 2028 presidential nominee. | 目标是组建一支最有可能获得2028年总统提名的团队。 |
| 49 | Or maybe just someone generally on the ticket on your team. | 或者只是你队中普通的球员 |
| 50 | Now, we'll all get four selections. | 现在,我们都会得到四个选择。 |
| 51 | And then at the end, we're going to look at each other's teams and think, | 然后最后,我们要看看 对方的团队,并想, |
| 52 | who do we think has the most likely group of four that will include a member of the presidential ticket? | 我们认为谁最有可能的四人组 包括一名总统候选人? |
| 53 | Do we just grab? | 我们只是抢? |
| 54 | No, no, no, no, no. | No二别显. |
| 55 | They're steps, friends. | 他们是步骤,朋友。 |
| 56 | Now, don't think about it. | 现在,不要考虑它。 |
| 57 | Is there clarity on the- | 清楚了吗? |
| 58 | Not worthy enough to be president, but just who we think that they might. | 不值得当总统,只是我们觉得他们可以当谁 |
| 59 | Exactly. | 没错 |
| 60 | This is not your personal feeling. | 这不是你个人的感觉 |
| 61 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders. | 萨拉·胡卡比·桑德斯. |
| 62 | Who's that over there? | 那是谁? |
| 63 | We got Donald Trump Jr. | 我们有唐纳德·特朗普 |
| 64 | I should probably go through some. | 我也许应该通过一些。 |
| 65 | Now, we have some names that are already listed out. | 现在,我们有一些名字已经列出。 |
| 66 | No, the Bond. | 不,邦德号 |
| 67 | Oh, that's Ivanka. | 哦,这是伊万卡。 |
| 68 | And what's his face? | 他的脸是什么? |
| 69 | This is Rhonda Santis, Mia Haley, Marjorie Taylor Greene. | 这是朗达·桑蒂斯 米娅·海莉 马乔丽·泰勒·格林 |
| 70 | Now, we're going to have a couple of minutes for you all to peruse the options | 现在,我们将有 几分钟,你们都 浏览的选择 |
| 71 | and to come up with a little bit of a strategy. | 并想出 一点点的策略。 |
| 72 | And there's some names we should probably add onto here that we don't have just yet. | 有些名字我们也许应该添加到 我们还没有。 |
| 73 | Now, we have to decide who goes first. | 现在,我们必须决定谁先走。 |
| 74 | So we made a little bucket. | 所以我们做了一个小桶。 |
| 75 | We're going to pick one of these three shovels and they'll have an order about one, two, or three. | 我们要从这三把铲子中挑一个,他们要订约一,二,三把. |
| 76 | And we'll figure out who's going first in terms of our selection. | 我们会找出谁先选择我们 |
| 77 | Will we not just have a physical throwdown? | 难道我们不只有一个身体扔下? |
| 78 | Because I'd win. | 因为我会赢的 |
| 79 | Oh, I would actually just concede. | 哦,我真的会承认。 |
| 80 | So, you know, you're right. | 所以,你知道,你是对的。 |
| 81 | All right, OK, all right. | 好吧,好吧,没关系。 |
| 82 | You can choose first, though. | 但你可以先选择 |
| 83 | The bucket. | 桶头. |
| 84 | Number one. | 一号 |
| 85 | How dare you? | 你怎么敢这样? |
| 86 | As always. | 如往昔时. |
| 87 | See, I got the staff. | 你看,我得到了员工。 |
| 88 | I got everything. | 我拥有一切。 |
| 89 | Let me just say again. | 让我再说一遍 |
| 90 | Listen, look at this. | 听着,看看这个。 |
| 91 | We're number one. | 我们是第一。 |
| 92 | All right, I'm taking this guy. | 好吧,我要带这家伙。 |
| 93 | Awesome. | 厉害 |
| 94 | So we have our first draft pick selection. | 因此,我们有 我们的第一个选手草稿。 |
| 95 | Kara Swisher正在挑选Marco Rubio 我们2028年的幻想草稿中的第一个选手 | |
| 96 | Tell me why. | 告诉我为什么。 |
| 97 | Well, he has all the charm of a wet towel, but I think he's the safest choice. | 他有湿毛巾的魅力 但我觉得他是最安全的选择 |
| 98 | And I think Donald Trump is veering towards him. | 我觉得唐纳德·特朗普在对他发牢骚 |
| 99 | That's an interesting first pick. | 这是有趣的第一选择。 |
| 100 | Of course, it means you're betting that there's some rift that emerges between Trump and Vance. | 当然,这意味着你打赌特朗普和万斯之间出现了一些裂痕. |
| 101 | But I think there's a rift already emerging between Trump and Vance. | 但我认为川普和万斯之间已经出现了裂痕. |
| 102 | And I think that Rubio wore the shoes better. | 我认为鲁比奥穿得更好 |
| 103 | He wore them best. | 他穿得最好 |
| 104 | But I would think he is the bona fides, right? | 但我会认为他是真正的,对不对? |
| 105 | Or bona fides, however you want to pronounce it. | 或善意,无论你想宣布它。 |
| 106 | He's qualified-ish to be president. | 他有资格当总统 |
| 107 | He's definitely qualified-ish to be president. | 他绝对有资格当总统 |
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