Boris当众梳头！罕见露面爆料特朗普深夜来电，吐槽欧洲躺平
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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | I'm going to, for the first time in history, I'm going to comb my hair in front of you | 我将在你面前梳梳头发 历史上第一次 |
| 0:06 | the so-called special relationship between the UK and the United States. | 所谓英国和美国之间的特殊关系。 |
| 0:11 | I mean, the United States is the proudest invention of England, right? | 美国是英国最骄傲的发明 对吧? |
| 0:15 | I mean, I was, 250 years ago, a bunch of exclusively British or British-descended people signed | 我的意思是,我是,250年前, 一群完全英国或英国 指定的人签署 |
| 0:22 | the Declaration of Independence. | 《独立宣言》。 |
| 0:24 | It's a British invention, no question about it. | 这是英国发明的,毋庸置疑. |
| 0:26 | But they're independent and have been for 250 years. | 但他们是独立的,并且已经持续了250年. |
| 0:33 | We have rounds. | 我们有子弹 |
| 0:35 | It took them two years to enter the Second World War. | 他们花了两年时间才进入第二次世界大战. |
| 0:38 | We burned down the White House, I mean, obviously before the Second World War. | 我们烧毁白宫,我的意思是,显然在第二次世界大战之前。 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'm going to, for the first time in history, I'm going to comb my hair in front of you | 我将在你面前梳梳头发 历史上第一次 |
| 2 | the so-called special relationship between the UK and the United States. | 所谓英国和美国之间的特殊关系。 |
| 3 | I mean, the United States is the proudest invention of England, right? | 美国是英国最骄傲的发明 对吧? |
| 4 | I mean, I was, 250 years ago, a bunch of exclusively British or British-descended people signed | 我的意思是,我是,250年前, 一群完全英国或英国 指定的人签署 |
| 5 | the Declaration of Independence. | 《独立宣言》。 |
| 6 | It's a British invention, no question about it. | 这是英国发明的,毋庸置疑. |
| 7 | But they're independent and have been for 250 years. | 但他们是独立的,并且已经持续了250年. |
| 8 | We have rounds. | 我们有子弹 |
| 9 | It took them two years to enter the Second World War. | 他们花了两年时间才进入第二次世界大战. |
| 10 | We burned down the White House, I mean, obviously before the Second World War. | 我们烧毁白宫,我的意思是,显然在第二次世界大战之前。 |
| 11 | And this is a fractious relationship. | 这是一种分裂的关系。 |
| 12 | The elephant in the room is that there's a disagreement, you know, we weren't consulted | 房间里的大象是,有一个分歧, 你知道,我们没有被咨询 |
| 13 | about this war in Iran, right? | 关于这场伊朗战争,对不对? |
| 14 | And I honestly think that was a mistake. | 我真的认为这是个错误。 |
| 15 | And I think, you know, if I can, I honestly think that if I'd been Prime Minister when | 我想,如果可以的话,我真的认为 如果我当了总理 |
| 16 | that thing kicked off, it would not have happened. | 那东西踢开, 它不会发生。 |
| 17 | Because I think enough schadenfreude about the mistake that President Trump has evidently | 因为我对川普总统 所犯错误的怀疑已经够多了 |
| 18 | made. | 已经做了。 |
| 19 | There's no point in that. | 谓无量义. |
| 20 | Donald Trump is a deeply consultative type of person. | 唐纳德·特朗普(英语:Donald Trump)是一个深度咨询型人物. |
| 21 | I mean, honestly, I've been shocked. | 我的意思是,说实话,我一直震惊。 |
| 22 | I've been lying comatose in hotels in Miami when he's rung me up and asked my opinion | 我在迈阿密的酒店躺着昏迷 当他把我拉起来问我的意见时 |
| 23 | on something. | 在某样东西上。 |
| 24 | And so, you know, it's not, we have an aging population in Europe and we don't work anything | 所以,你知道,它不是, 我们有老化的人口在欧洲 而且我们不工作任何东西 |
| 25 | like hard enough to support that population. | 像够硬来养活那群人 |
| 26 | I was in, I think it was last year, I was giving some lectures and I spent a long time | 我当时在,我想是去年, 我做了一些讲座,我花了很长时间 |
| 27 | in Texas and I took my family out that time and we all went swimming in this wonderful | 在德克萨斯州,我带我的家人出 时间,我们都去游泳 这个美妙的 |
| 28 | river, the Guadalupe River, and we camped and there was nobody there. | 河,瓜达卢佩河, 我们扎营,那里没有人。 |
| 29 | The sun was out. | 太阳出来了 |
| 30 | There was nobody there for day after day. | 日复一日无人在. |
| 31 | In Britain, the place would have been swarming with people bunking off work. | 在不列颠, 这个地方本来是 热腾腾的人休息工作。 |
| 32 | Americans have two weeks holiday a year and they work unbelievably hard. | 美国人一年有两周的假期 他们工作很辛苦 |
| 33 | I mean, that's why it was very expensive to be in America, they tax you. | 我的意思是,这就是为什么它非常昂贵 在美国,他们收你税。 |
| 34 | I was mayor of London, they taxed me on the sale of my primary residence in London. | 我是伦敦的市长 他们把我卖到伦敦的 初等住宅课税 |
| 35 | I gave up being American. | 我放弃做美国人了 |
| 36 | London is safe as houses. | 伦敦是安全的房屋。 |
| 37 | Now, I was mayor of London and I got it, as you kindly pointed out, and it was unbelievably | 现在,我是伦敦的市长,我得到了它, 正如你客气地指出, 它是令人难以置信的 |
| 38 | safe. | 平安无事. |
| 39 | I haven't seen the recent statistics, but when I was mayor of London, I mean, you were | 我还没有看到最近的统计数字, 但当我担任伦敦市长,我的意思是,你是 |
| 40 | five times more likely to be murdered in New York than you are. | 在纽约被谋杀的可能性比你高五倍 |
| 41 | And that's still, by the way, that's still more or less true. | 顺便说一句,这还是很真实的 |
| 42 | So, you know, this is this is just the negative propaganda that you would expect from a New | 所以,你知道,这只是 负面宣传,你会期待 从新 |
| 43 | York realtor who wants to do down his number one global competitor. | 约克地产商 谁想做 他的头号全球竞争对手。 |
| 44 | That's what's going on. | 即是现前. |
| 45 | We spoke about President Trump's mistake. | 我们谈到了川普总统的错误。 |
| 46 | Yeah, I'm not going to get in too much trouble for saying all that. | 是啊,我不会惹太多麻烦 说这些。 |
| 47 | I mean, I was saying it in a loving way, right? | 我的意思是,我是说 它以一种可爱的方式,对不对? |
| 48 | But I can't see I cannot I cannot see how this I want we know we weren't consulted. | 但我看不出来,我看不出来... ...我要知道我们没有被咨询。 |
| 49 | That's my objection. | 我反对 |
| 50 | You won't consult the majority of the polls were in fact against coming out of the EU | 多数民意测验都反对欧盟 |
| 51 | before miraculously the British people voted to come out. | 在奇迹般的英国人民投票出来之前 |
| 52 | If you think the British people are going to vote to go back into the EU, you are out | 如果你认为英国人会投票 回到欧盟,你就退出 |
| 53 | of your tiny mind. | 你小小的头脑。 |
| 54 | I probably don't think you're saying you've got a tiny mind, but, you know, of course, | 我可能不认为你说你有 一个很小的头脑, 但,你知道,当然, |
| 55 | you know, but, you know, it is just not going to you know, I'm very honoured to be here, | 你知道,但你知道, 它只是不会让你知道, 我非常荣幸在这里, |
| 56 | by the way, this world leaders forum, but I but there's a you could have picked a wide | 顺便说一下,这个世界领袖论坛, 但我有一个你可以选择一个宽 |
| 57 | range of former UK prime minister. | 包括英国前首相。 |
| 58 | You know, there's a there's a there's a ready supply. | 即有现成供养. |
| 59 | OK, we're making them the whole time. | 好吧,我们做他们的全部时间。 |
| 60 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 61 | We're exporting. | 我们要出口了 |
| 62 | We're exporting more former UK prime ministers than, you know, almost | 我们出口的英国前首相比... |
| 63 | anything else at the moment. | 现在还有别的吗? |
| 64 | So so look, you know, she she was very, very gracious, very. | 所以,你看,你知道, 她是非常,非常慷慨,非常。 |
| 65 | I think what what it was like was it was like talking to your your favourite grandmother. | 我觉得和你最爱的外婆谈话是什么感觉 |
| 66 | Right. | 对 |
| 67 | And literally, you could tell her you could make appalling confessions that you | 从字面上来说,你可以告诉她 你可以做出可怕的忏悔 |
| 68 | would never tell your parents. | 永远不会告诉你的父母。 |
| 69 | You know what I mean? | 你知道我的意思吗? |
| 70 | And she was so understanding because she really was like. | 她是如此理解 因为她真的喜欢。 |
| 71 | A priest or she she'd heard it all before and she'd heard worse. | 牧师或她之前都听过 而且她听到的更糟糕 |
| 72 | I don't know if it was Ken Levinson during your mayoral races for London. | 我不知道是不是肯·莱文森 在你参加伦敦市长竞选期间 |
| 73 | They expressed great exasperation. | 他们表示极大的愤慨。 |
| 74 | They said that, you know, you talk to the average person, average voter, and they say, | 他们说,你知道,你说话 普通人,普通选民, 他们说, |
| 75 | well, I'm going to vote for Boris because it's funny. | 好吧,我要投给鲍里斯 因为这很有趣。 |
| 76 | Well, they should have been given a chance to do so. | 他们应该有机会这么做的 |
| 77 | Again, that was a great thing. | 再说一遍,这是件好事 |
| 78 | Anyway, I think humor is obviously a defense mechanism, isn't it? | 不管怎么说 我认为幽默显然是一种辩护机制 不是吗? |
| 79 | First, first, it's, you know, people tell jokes in order to protect themselves is one | 首先,人们说笑话是为了保护自己 |
| 80 | thing. | 东西。 |
| 81 | The other the other thing I would say, so that's a common psychological trait, I | 另一件事我会说, 所以这是一个常见的心理特征,我 |
| 82 | want a lot of people, you know, politics, they want to deserve it. | 想要很多人,你知道, 政治,他们想得到它。 |
| 83 | So you have to keep some some jokes going and keep entertaining them. | 所以你得继续开一些玩笑 继续娱乐它们 |
| 84 | And Ronald Reagan told me, you know, Winston Churchill told all jokes. | 罗纳德·里根告诉我 温斯顿·丘吉尔说了所有的笑话 |
| 85 | It's it's not a disgraceful thing to do as a test to try to try to. | 以试其试,岂不耻乎. |
| 86 | It's like a McVitie's digestive biscuit with chocolate on top. | 就像麦克维提的消化饼干 上面有巧克力 |
| 87 | Right. | 对 |
| 88 | You eat the chocolate on the top. | 你吃上层的巧克力。 |
| 89 | To make the rest of the biscuit worth eating. | 使剩下的饼干值得吃。 |
| 90 | Now, in my experience anyway. | 以我的经验来看 |
| 91 | To make the rest of the biscuit worth eating, you know, in my experience anyway. | 要让剩下的饼干值得吃, 你知道,根据我的经验。 |
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