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| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Ladies and gentlemen, the next station on tonight's service is for the hard-working people of Hackbridge. | 女士们,先生们,今晚的下一个站台是 Hackbridge的勤劳人民。 |
| 0:07 | If you are leaving the train here, please do mind the absolutely humongous gap, | 如果你离开火车在这里, 请注意 绝对巨大的缺口, |
| 0:12 | an even bigger step down from the train to the platform. | 从火车下到月台的一步 |
| 0:15 | It's massive. | 其体广. |
| 0:17 | Do not break your ankles. | 不要打断你的脚踝。 |
| 0:19 | Watch your footings. | 小心脚下 |
| 0:21 | Do not hurt yourself here at Hackbridge. | 别在哈克布里奇受伤了 |
| 0:26 | Mind the big gap, please. | 请注意大缺口 |
| 0:31 | Hackbridge, home of hard-working people. | 哈克布里奇,勤劳人士的故乡. |
| 0:36 | Okay, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the next station on tonight's service is Sutton, | 好了,女士们先生们,孩子们 今晚的下一个站是萨顿 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Ladies and gentlemen, the next station on tonight's service is for the hard-working people of Hackbridge. | 女士们,先生们,今晚的下一个站台是 Hackbridge的勤劳人民。 |
| 2 | If you are leaving the train here, please do mind the absolutely humongous gap, | 如果你离开火车在这里, 请注意 绝对巨大的缺口, |
| 3 | an even bigger step down from the train to the platform. | 从火车下到月台的一步 |
| 4 | It's massive. | 其体广. |
| 5 | Do not break your ankles. | 不要打断你的脚踝。 |
| 6 | Watch your footings. | 小心脚下 |
| 7 | Do not hurt yourself here at Hackbridge. | 别在哈克布里奇受伤了 |
| 8 | Mind the big gap, please. | 请注意大缺口 |
| 9 | Hackbridge, home of hard-working people. | 哈克布里奇,勤劳人士的故乡. |
| 10 | Okay, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the next station on tonight's service is Sutton, | 好了,女士们先生们,孩子们 今晚的下一个站是萨顿 |
| 11 | with two T's and an O. Sutton, not Sun. | 有两个T和一个O. Sutton,不是太阳。 |
| 12 | If you're leaving us here at Sutton with two T's and an O, please do take extra care on the station platforms. | 如果你把我们留在萨顿 和两个T和一个O一起 请在站台上多加小心 |
| 13 | It is especially foggy here. | 这里特别雾 |
| 14 | 通常你会换火车 下到Epsom Downs, | |
| 15 | but the last one has gone. | 但最后一个已经走了。 |
| 16 | It's the bus. | 是公交车 |
| 17 | As far as Belmont you can go. | 到贝尔蒙特,你可以去。 |
| 18 | I've already changed here for my jobs now, because it's nearly midnight. | 我已经在这里换工作了 因为已经快午夜了 |
| 19 | When this train turns into a pumpkin... | 当这列火车变成南瓜... |
| 20 | Ladies and gentlemen, the next station on tonight's service is the rather magnificent Mitchell, | 女士们,先生们,今晚的下一站 是相当伟大的米切尔, |
| 21 | Eastfields. | 东菲尔兹。 |
| 22 | Don't be confused with Westfields, which is a shopping centre. | 别和Westfields混淆,后者是一个购物中心. |
| 23 | This is a train station in Mitcham. | 这是米查姆的火车站 |
| 24 | A very popular train station, it is true. | 一个非常受欢迎的火车站,这是真的。 |
| 25 | So if you're meeting the train, make sure you have everything with you before you leave. | 所以,如果你要去见火车, 确保你的一切在你离开之前。 |
| 26 | Gentlemen, the next station on tonight's service is the other Mitcham, the one with the junction, | 先生们,今晚的下一个站是另一个米卡姆, 一个有交叉口, |
| 27 | where there isn't a junction anymore. | 那里已经没有路口了 |
| 28 | Still got junction in the title, though. | 不过标题里还有交叉口 |
| 29 | Change here for those tram things that will take you onwards towards West Croydon, New Addington, | 改变这些有轨电车的东西 将带你向西克罗伊登,新爱丁顿, |
| 30 | or maybe back towards Wimbledon. | 或者回到温布尔登 |
| 31 | Or perhaps you might even fancy a nocturnal round of golf. | 或者你甚至可以喜欢夜行高尔夫 |
| 32 | If you aren't meeting the train here, make sure you all get home safely. | 如果你不在这里见火车, 确保你们安全回家。 |
| 33 | Mitcham, the one with the junction that's not here anymore. | 米切姆,那个有十字路口的 不再在这里。 |
| 34 | The ambassador would like to apologise, but unfortunately the Ferreiro Roche have run out this evening, | 大使想道歉 但不幸的是 费雷罗·罗什今晚已经走了 |
| 35 | but he is spoiling you by giving you eight coaches and 620 seats. | 但是他给了你8个教练和620个座位 让你宠坏了你 |
| 36 | I know there's not many of us on the train this evening, so you can space yourself out and make the train look a bit more busy. | 我知道今晚火车上的人不多 所以你可以自己腾出空间 让火车看起来更忙些 |
| 37 | Unfortunately though, we've got no toilets, no air conditioning, no first class, | 不幸的是,我们没有厕所,没有空调,没有头等舱 |
| 38 | and a trolling service of drinks and night refreshments will not be provided. | 并且不提供饮料和夜餐。 |
| 39 | You'll notice, it has been information suspicious on the train, or you can report it on Twitter. | 你会注意到 火车上有可疑信息 或者你可以在Twitter上报告 |
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