【跟着演讲学英语】Ronny Chieng 钱信伊2026哈
字幕摘录
| 时间 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 0:03 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 0:04 | Keep it going for yourselves everybody. | 大家继续 |
| 0:08 | I think we all deserve a round of applause | 我想我们都值得掌声 |
| 0:11 | for not looking at our phones for like two hours now. | 已经两小时没看手机了 |
| 0:14 | What an achievement. | 何等为成就. |
| 0:15 | It's a beautiful | 这是一个美丽的 |
| 0:16 | day out. | 一天出来。 |
| 0:16 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 0:17 | It's you guys. | 是你们 |
| 0:17 | Yay. | 赞 |
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| 序号 | 英文 | 中文 |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 2 | Keep it going for yourselves everybody. | 大家继续 |
| 3 | I think we all deserve a round of applause | 我想我们都值得掌声 |
| 4 | for not looking at our phones for like two hours now. | 已经两小时没看手机了 |
| 5 | What an achievement. | 何等为成就. |
| 6 | It's a beautiful | 这是一个美丽的 |
| 7 | day out. | 一天出来。 |
| 8 | Come on. | 来吧。 |
| 9 | It's you guys. | 是你们 |
| 10 | Yay. | 赞 |
| 11 | We did it. | 我们成功了 |
| 12 | Thank you for having me speak here today. | 谢谢你让我今天在这里发言。 |
| 13 | I'm very honored to be your class committee's last minute second choice speaker. | 我很荣幸能成为你班委会最后一分钟的第二选择演讲人 |
| 14 | I don't | 我没有 |
| 15 | know who canceled. | 知道是谁取消了 |
| 16 | I've been trying to find out all week. | 我整个星期都在努力寻找答案 |
| 17 | But I guess I'm on the short | 不过,我想我是在短 |
| 18 | list of people who's within Amtrak distance and not in the Epstein files. | 列出在Amtrak 距离之内的人 而不是Epstein档案里的人 |
| 19 | I understand | 我理解你的话 |
| 20 | it was down to me and Baby Yoda. | 我和尤达宝贝负责 |
| 21 | And I think that guy's doing press right now. | 我觉得那家伙现在在做新闻 |
| 22 | So you're | 原来你是 |
| 23 | stuck with me. | 坚持住我。 |
| 24 | Someone who couldn't get into this college, much less graduate from it. | 无法进入这所大学的人 更没有毕业 |
| 25 | By the way, on that topic, before we go any further, do I get a degree for this shit or | 顺便说一下,关于这个话题, 在我们继续之前, 我是否得到学位 对于这个狗屎或 |
| 26 | what? | 你说什么? |
| 27 | Because I was Googling it and people are getting degrees. | 因为我在摸它 人们正在获得学位 |
| 28 | And I don't know, is | 我不知道,这是 |
| 29 | that just like a commencement speech thing? | 就像开始演讲一样? |
| 30 | Is this like different to that? | 这不一样吗? |
| 31 | This is class | 这是类 |
| 32 | day. | 日报. |
| 33 | I guess this is like the Gobi tent to the Coachella main stage. | 我想这就像戈壁帐篷 到主舞台。 |
| 34 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 35 | Degrees | 学位 |
| 36 | of our headliners. | 我们的头条。 |
| 37 | 对吧 Dean? | |
| 38 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 39 | My mom actually came from Singapore just to | 我妈其实是从新加坡来的 |
| 40 | watch this because she thinks I'm graduating from Harvard. | 看这个 因为她认为我从哈佛毕业了 |
| 41 | So she's right in the front | 这么说她就在前面 |
| 42 | row. | 排队 |
| 43 | So I don't know, can someone on stage just hand me a piece of paper or something? | 我不知道 台上有人能给我一张纸吗? |
| 44 | Squirrel Dean. | 松鼠迪安(原变种). |
| 45 | Yeah, thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 46 | Thank you. | 谢谢 |
| 47 | I don't know, maybe someone here can give | 我不知道,也许这里有人可以给 |
| 48 | me the art history degree. | 我艺术史学位。 |
| 49 | Trust me, you're not going to need it. | 相信我 你不会需要的 |
| 50 | 说真的,我有Netflix | |
| 51 | specials, I had movie premieres, I host a daily show. | 特别的,我有电影首映, 我主持一个每日的节目。 |
| 52 | My mom didn't come for any of | 我妈妈不是来 |
| 53 | that. | 那个 |
| 54 | I tell her I'm at Harvard and she gets on the first flight over. | 我告诉她我在哈佛,她坐第一班飞机过来 |
| 55 | In fact, my sister | 其实,我妹妹 |
| 56 | also came and she only came because I told her Conan O'Brien was giving the commencement | 我告诉她柯南·奥布赖恩要开业 她也来了 |
| 57 | speech. | 说话 |
| 58 | That's the power of this institution that you guys are graduating from. | 这就是你们毕业的这个机构的力量。 |
| 59 | It'll make | 它会使 |
| 60 | Asians do anything up to and including voting against affirmative action. | 亚洲人做任何事情直到包括投票反对平权行动。 |
| 61 | So congratulations | 恭喜你们 |
| 62 | to all of you. | 敬你们所有人。 |
| 63 | Again. | 再来 |
| 64 | Yeah. | 对 |
| 65 | Congratulations on being the last generation of Harvard grads | 恭喜你最后一代哈佛毕业生 |
| 66 | 与直A's。 | |
| 67 | You're telling me for the last 200 years or whatever, everyone at Harvard | 你告诉我过去200年什么的 哈佛的每一个人 |
| 68 | was a bunch of dumbasses with inflated grades and nobody noticed. | 一群成绩过高的蠢货 没人注意到 |
| 69 | I don't know what's dumber, | 我不知道什么是哑巴, |
| 70 | that all your grades have been inflated or that the professors here just voted to stop | 你所有的成绩都被夸大了 或者这里的教授刚刚投票停止 |
| 71 | inflating your grades. | 夸大你的成绩。 |
| 72 | Do you know how stupid that is? | 你知道这有多蠢吗? |
| 73 | You do realize the more A's you | 你意识到你越是A |
| 74 | hand out, the better everyone looks. | 手伸出来,每个人都看起来越好。 |
| 75 | I can't believe I have to explain this to you guys. | 真不敢相信我不得不向你们解释 |
| 76 | Didn't you guys go to Harvard? | 你们不是去哈佛了吗? |
| 77 | What kind of goody two shoes professors do you have up | 什么样的好两双鞋 教授你有 |
| 78 | here? | 这里? |
| 79 | No wonder President Trump's trying to destroy you. | 难怪特朗普总统想摧毁你 |
| 80 | I just noticed there's a sign | 我刚刚发现有迹象 |
| 81 | language guy who has to sign President Trump trying to destroy you. | 语言的家伙谁必须签特朗普总统 试图摧毁你。 |
| 82 | Don't worry, sign language | 别担心,手语 |
| 83 | guy, it gets worse. | 男人,它变得更糟。 |
| 84 | Anyway, so no one here has good grades anymore, but good news. | 总之 这里没人有好成绩了 但好消息 |
| 85 | Good | 不错 |
| 86 | grades don't even matter anymore anyway. | 反正成绩都无所谓了 |
| 87 | Welcome to the real world, graduates, where social | 欢迎来到现实世界 毕业生们 社会 |
| 88 | media followers are the new GPA. | 媒体追随者是新的《全球行动纲领》。 |
| 89 | These days you can't even be a barista in Brooklyn with | 最近你甚至不能成为布鲁克林的女律师 |
| 90 | less than 10,000 IG followers. | 不到10,000个IG追随者. |
| 91 | And if you don't like that system, well, take it up with | 如果你不喜欢这个系统 那么就用它 |
| 92 | Harvard alumni Mark Zuckerberg. | 哈佛校友马克·扎克伯格. |
| 93 | While we're on the topic of A's, by the way, can I just | 顺便说一句,当我们讨论A的话题时,我能不能... |
| 94 | 说,AI,AI,AI。 | |
| 95 | I'm so glad you agree. | 我很高兴你同意。 |
| 96 | I prepared a completely different speech in case you | 我准备了一个完全不同的演讲 以防万一 |
| 97 | guys turned on me, but I won't be needing that anymore. | 伙计们背叛了我 但我不再需要了 |
| 98 | AI,去死。 | |
| 99 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 100 | What's the sign language sign for that? | 手语标志是什么? |
| 101 | Good. | 不错 |
| 102 | Good to know. | 很高兴知道。 |
| 103 | It's stupid. | 这是愚蠢的。 |
| 104 | It's so stupid. | 实为愚痴. |
| 105 | Have you tried using it? | 你试过用它吗? |
| 106 | It's always wrong. | 总是错的. |
| 107 | Like I asked AI, what's the fastest way to | 就像我问AI, 什么是最快的方法 |
| 108 | get from New York City to Harvard? | 从纽约市到哈佛? |
| 109 | And it told me to take Flix bus. | 它让我坐Flix巴士 |
| 110 | I'm a movie star. | 我是电影明星 |
| 111 | Hello, | 哈罗 |
| 112 | I don't take the bus. | 我不坐公车。 |
| 113 | A cellar only. | 只有一个地窖。 |
| 114 | I mean, do you even know what AI is saying about Harvard? | 你知道人工智能在说什么吗? |
| 115 | The garbage that AI is spouting about you guys. | AI说的你们这些垃圾 |
| 116 | AI says that Harvard has a $56.9 billion endowment | AI说哈佛有569亿美元捐赠 |
| 117 | and that the Harvard Graduate Students Union is on strike to try to get a livable wage | 哈佛大学毕业生联盟正在罢工 试图获得可活的工资 |
| 118 | increase to $25 an hour. | 增加到每小时25美元。 |
| 119 | There's no way that's true. | 岂有真法. |
| 120 | I mean, that's ridiculous. | 我的意思是,这是荒谬的。 |
| 121 | How bad are | 有多惨啊 |
| 122 | these AI hallucinations getting? | 这些AI幻觉? |
| 123 | Look, a lot of other respected graduation speakers and | 听着 很多其他受人尊敬的毕业演说家 |
| 124 | colleges around America are talking about you guys needing to master AI for the future. | 美国各地的大学都在谈论 你们需要掌握AI的未来。 |
| 125 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 126 | I'm here to tell you the mission of your generation is to destroy AI. | 我是来告诉你 你们这一代人的任务 就是摧毁AI |
| 127 | Kill it. | 杀了它。 |
| 128 | To accomplish this, you'll have to capture and reprogram an AI to be on the side of humanity, | 为了完成这个任务,你必须捕捉和重新编程一个AI 才能站在人类一边, |
| 129 | then commandeer its own time traveling technology, send it back to the past to defeat the current | 然后掌握自己的时间旅行技术 把它送回过去 打败现在 |
| 130 | AI before it gains sentence. | AI在判决前。 |
| 131 | This isn't just graduation day. | 这不仅仅是毕业日 |
| 132 | This is Terminator 2 judgment | 这是终结者2号判决 |
| 133 | day. | 日报. |
| 134 | And I know, I know that someone sitting out here right now who's just like, well, | 我知道,我知道有人坐在这里 现在谁就像,嗯, |
| 135 | you know, what about the use of AI to pioneer breakthroughs in medicine and physics? | 利用AI来开创医学和物理学的突破怎么办? |
| 136 | Well, | 那个 |
| 137 | first of all, shut up, nerd. | 首先,闭嘴,书呆子 |
| 138 | I'm not talking about that. | 我不是在说这个 |
| 139 | Obviously, if you're using it for | 很明显,如果你用它 |
| 140 | that purpose, you're not the problem. | 那个目的,你不是问题所在。 |
| 141 | Okay. | 摆 |
| 142 | I'm talking about the accumulation of cognitive debt | 我说的是认知债务的积累 |
| 143 | due to excessive use of large language models according to a study by MIT published in 2025 | 根据麻省理工学院2025年出版的一项研究,由于过度使用大型语言模型 |
| 144 | in archive. | 存档。 |
| 145 | That's right. | 没错 |
| 146 | MIT. | 麻省理工学院. |
| 147 | MIT did that study. | 麻省理工学院做了那个研究。 |
| 148 | I guess you guys were too busy giving | 我猜你们太忙了 |
| 149 | each other A's. | 彼此为A. |
| 150 | Feel free to boo MIT, by the way. | 顺便说一句 随便你吹麻省理工 |
| 151 | 还有AI. | |
| 152 | And yourselves, I guess. | 我想也是你们自己 |
| 153 | Look, | 听着 |
| 154 | this is actually good news. | 这其实是一个好消息。 |
| 155 | Okay? | 好吗? |
| 156 | This is why you guys shouldn't be scared of AI. | 这就是为什么你们不应该害怕AI。 |
| 157 | Because I | 因为我 |
| 158 | think AI is just going to end up making mediocre people dumber. | AI会让平庸的人更蠢 |
| 159 | Have you heard how dumb people | 你听说过多蠢的人 |
| 160 | brag about how they use AI? | 吹嘘他们如何使用AI? |
| 161 | They're always like, hey, did you know that AI can now read my email, | 他们总是喜欢,嘿, 你知道AI现在可以读我的电子邮件, |
| 162 | summarize it, and draft a response? | 总结一下,然后起草一份答复? |
| 163 | Yeah, you know who else can do that? | 是啊,你知道还有谁可以做到这一点? |
| 164 | Me. | 来 |
| 165 | I can do that. | 我可以做到这一点。 |
| 166 | You | 你们 |
| 167 | can't do that? | 不能这样吗? |
| 168 | How useless are you? | 你这么没用? |
| 169 | You need artificial intelligence just to match me? | 你需要人工智能来配合我吗? |
| 170 | I'm | и琌 |
| 171 | a dumb ass who couldn't get into Harvard. | 一个没进哈佛的蠢驴 |
| 172 | And from what I can see, getting an actual advantage | 从我所看到的, 得到一个真正的优势 |
| 173 | from AI in the future will require a minimum escape velocity of intelligence that I'm assuming | 未来需要最少的逃逸速度 情报,我假设 |
| 174 | you guys from Harvard have. | 你们是哈佛大学的 |
| 175 | Everyone else who can't match that is just going to get dumber. | 其他人谁不能匹配 那只是会变得愚蠢。 |
| 176 | And | 还有 |
| 177 | that's when you run up the score on them. | 这时你跑 得分他们。 |
| 178 | Assuming we still have a functioning society, of course. | 当然,假设我们还有一个正常运作的社会。 |
| 179 | But to run up the score, you're going to have to master your craft. | 但是要提高分数 你必须掌握你的技巧 |
| 180 | Okay? | 好吗? |
| 181 | And AI can be the fuel, | 而AI可以是燃料, |
| 182 | but fuel is useless if you can't kindle the fire. | 但燃料是没用的 如果你不能点火。 |
| 183 | For example, I recently used AI to use regression | 例如,我最近用AI来使用回归 |
| 184 | analysis to prove that a certain race of people are mathematically terrible at sports. | 来证明某个种族的人 在数学上在体育方面是可怕的 |
| 185 | I won't | 我不会的 |
| 186 | say which race, but thank you for not inviting Hasan Minhaj to Harvard. | 说出哪个种族,但谢谢你没有邀请Hasan Minhaj去哈佛。 |
| 187 | My point is learning the | 我想说的是学习 |
| 188 | fundamentals still matter. | 根本问题仍然重要。 |
| 189 | If I didn't know what a regression analysis was, and if I wasn't | 如果我不知道什么是回归分析 如果我不是 |
| 190 | fundamentally racist, would I have been able to do any of that? | 根本上是种族主义的,我还能做这些吗? |
| 191 | No. | 没有 |
| 192 | Untalented people love bragging | 无能的人喜欢吹牛 |
| 193 | about using AI to help them draft their speeches and their scripts and their podcasts and their | 关于利用AI帮助他们起草演讲稿、剧本和播客 |
| 194 | promo videos for UFC fights at the White House. | 在白宫为UFC战斗宣传视频. |
| 195 | Which, to be fair, even if they had filmed that | 公平地说,即使他们拍下了 |
| 196 | for real, it would still have looked like AI. | 是真的,它仍然看起来像AI。 |
| 197 | But what they're missing is this. | 但是,他们缺少的是这个。 |
| 198 | The creating is the | 创造是 |
| 199 | fun part. | 有趣的部分。 (笑声) |
| 200 | The best part of comedy writing is figuring out the puzzle pieces of a joke and | 喜剧写作的最好部分是 找出一个笑话的谜题 |
| 201 | getting the self-regard from having accomplished a difficult thing. | 得到自我尊重 完成一个困难的事情。 |
| 202 | Why, feel free to not applaud | 为什么,不鼓掌就自由了 |
| 203 | that, you freaking traitors to humanity. | 你们这些该死的叛徒 |
| 204 | Why would I want AI to take that away from me? | 我为什么要让人工智能拿走? |
| 205 | You know what | 你知道吗 |
| 206 | problem I want AI to solve? | 我要AI解决的问题? |
| 207 | I want the problem of AI making everything look like shit. | 我想解决人工智能的问题 让一切看起来像狗屎。 |
| 208 | I want AI to | 我想让AI |
| 209 | solve that problem. | 解决这个问题。 |
| 210 | How about that? | 怎么样? |
| 211 | Well, how about can AI take away the part of comedy writing | AI能把喜剧的写作 拿走吗? |
| 212 | where my TV pilot gets passed on and when I ask if I can pitch it to someone else, the network says | 电视机的驾驶员被传到哪里 当我问能不能投给别人时 电视网说 |
| 213 | we don't want it, but we also don't want anyone else to have it. | 我们不希望它,但我们也不希望别人拥有它。 |
| 214 | We just want you to be sad. | 我们只想让你伤心 |
| 215 | Can AI solve that? | AI能解决吗? |
| 216 | I recently tried to introduce my friend to Buddhism through a book called | 我最近试图通过一本书 向我的朋友介绍佛教 |
| 217 | Buddhism Made Simple. | 佛教简单化. |
| 218 | It was literally a book about Buddhism made simple, and instead of reading it, | 这是一本关于佛教的书 很简单,而不是读它, |
| 219 | he used AI to summarize it in 10 seconds. | 他用AI在10秒内总结出来. |
| 220 | Believe it or not, he didn't reach enlightenment. | 信不信由你,他没有达到启蒙 |
| 221 | Turns out speed running Buddhism is completely missing the point. | 事实证明,佛教的运行速度完全忽略了这一点。 |
| 222 | And I know this platitude is almost worthy of AI, but the reason shortcuts to skip to the end | 我知道这种陈词滥调几乎值得AI, 但原因快捷键跳到最后 |
| 223 | aren't always good is because the journey isn't just how we acquire skills. | 并不是总是好 因为旅程不仅仅是我们如何获得技能 |
| 224 | The journey is the | 旅程是 |
| 225 | point of all this. | 这一点。 |
| 226 | It is. | 没错 |
| 227 | It turns out maybe the real Harvard was the friends we made along the way. | 结果发现,也许真正的哈佛 是我们一路交的朋友。 |
| 228 | Look, I know this won't apply to everyone's industry, but I'm just saying whatever your | 听着,我知道这不适用于每个人的行业, 但我只是说无论你 |
| 229 | chosen profession is, please don't let AI rob you of the fun part of it. | 选择的职业是,请不要让AI 抢走你的乐趣部分。 |
| 230 | I think your generation's | 我想你们这代人 |
| 231 | upcoming battle won't be humans against AI. | 即将到来的战斗不会是人类对抗AI. |
| 232 | That's at least two months away. | 那至少要两个月了 |
| 233 | It's going to be | 这将是 |
| 234 | people with substance versus people with shallow knowledge. | 有物质的人和知识浅的人 |
| 235 | It's going to be mastery versus faking | 这会是 精通和假装 |
| 236 | it. | 这个 |
| 237 | It's going to be people with good taste versus tacky. | 将是品味好而俗之人. |
| 238 | I trust you will put in the work | 我相信你会把工作 |
| 239 | necessary to be on the right side of those battles. | 必须站在这些战斗的正确一边。 |
| 240 | And anytime you want to hand that degree over, | 你想交出学位的时候 |
| 241 | Dean, that'll be really nice. | 迪恩,那会很棒的 |
| 242 | Now you might be worried about the job market you're entering, | 现在你可能担心 你进入的就业市场, |
| 243 | but don't worry. | 但不用担心。 |
| 244 | There are jobs now that exist that we couldn't have imagined when I graduated, | 现在有些工作我们无法想象 当我毕业时 |
| 245 | and it's going to be the same for you. | 对你来说也一样 |
| 246 | For example, when I graduated 17 years ago, | 例如,我17年前毕业时 |
| 247 | I didn't know posting photos on my feet could be a full-time job. | 我不知道在脚上贴照片可能是全职工作. |
| 248 | And in another 17 years, it might be the only job. | 再过17年 这可能是唯一的工作 |
| 249 | So let me try to speak your language here, | 所以让我试着说出你的语言, |
| 250 | okay? | 好吗? |
| 251 | Because I know you guys low-key see me as some cooked unk now, | 因为我知道你们这些低调的人 认为我像一个煮熟的野猪, |
| 252 | but good. | 但不错。 |
| 253 | I am a unk. | 我是一个unk。 |
| 254 | Listen to the unk. | 谛听涅盘. |
| 255 | Here's the unk fire advice portion of this | 这里有火灾建议部分 |
| 256 | speech. | 说话 |
| 257 | Make sure your offline world is better than your online one. | 确保你的离线世界比在线世界好 |
| 258 | If that wasn't obvious, | 如果这不明显的话 |
| 259 | remember the flaws. | 记住缺点。 |
| 260 | Hug your parents. | 抱父母亲. |
| 261 | When someone invites you to a private sex island, | 当有人邀请你到私人性岛时 |
| 262 | always say no. | 总是说不。 |
| 263 | Always. | 永远 |
| 264 | Create more than you complain. | 创造更多 比你抱怨。 |
| 265 | Being... | 这是... |
| 266 | I lost track. | 我失去了轨道。 |
| 267 | I can't even | 我什至无法 |
| 268 | count my fingers. | 数数我的手指。 |
| 269 | That's how bad my cognitive decline is. | 这就是我的认知下降有多糟糕。 |
| 270 | Being cynical or contrarian is not | 玩世不恭或反动不是 |
| 271 | an indication of intelligence. | 表示情报 |
| 272 | You will not be able to outperform an index fund. | 您无法超越指数基金 。 |
| 273 | Make your mistakes. | 做错事吧 |
| 274 | I want you guys to look to your left and look to your right right now. | 你们往左看,往右看 |
| 275 | Remember these faces. | 记住这些面孔 |
| 276 | Some of you will be evil. | 你们中有些人是邪恶的。 |
| 277 | Some of you will be evil people who just want | 你们中有些人会是邪恶的人 谁只是想 |
| 278 | a ton of money. | 一吨钱 |
| 279 | I just turned 40. | 我刚40岁 |
| 280 | Let me tell you, money isn't everything. | 我告诉你 钱不是一切 |
| 281 | It's only good | 这很好 |
| 282 | for buying comfort, necessities, peace of mind, and self-worth. | 购买舒适,必需品, 平静的心灵,和自我价值。 |
| 283 | But guess what? | 但你知道吗? |
| 284 | Making money is | 赚钱就是 |
| 285 | easy in America. | 在美国很容易 |
| 286 | It's easy. | 方便无碍. |
| 287 | You can tell dick jokes on TV. | 你可以在电视上说鸡巴笑话 |
| 288 | You can run a crypto scam. | 你可以开个加密骗局 |
| 289 | You can | 你当然可以 |
| 290 | storm the capital and get a payout from the government. | 冲向首都,从政府那里得到报酬. |
| 291 | In fact, I'll prove it to you. | 事实上 我会证明给你看的 |
| 292 | Watch | 看着 |
| 293 | this. | 这个 |
| 294 | Which camera is it? | 哪个摄像机? |
| 295 | This camera? | 这摄像机? |
| 296 | All right. | 好吧,我们走。 |
| 297 | Hey, this speech at Harvard is brought to you by | 哈佛大学的演讲是由 |
| 298 | Panda Express. | 熊猫快报. |
| 299 | Panda Express, have you eaten yet? | 熊猫快车,你吃了吗? |
| 300 | Do you see that? | 你看到了吗? |
| 301 | I just paid for my kids' Harvard | 我刚刚为我孩子的哈佛付了钱 |
| 302 | tuition. | 学费。 |
| 303 | I'm just kidding. | 我只是在开玩笑。 |
| 304 | I hope they can go to Yale. | 我希望他们能去耶鲁大学 |
| 305 | My point is, shut up. | 我想说的是,闭嘴。 |
| 306 | My point is, | 我想说的是, |
| 307 | you guys are in the same gang anyway. | 你们是同一伙的 |
| 308 | What are you booing for? | 你嘘什么? |
| 309 | You're going to take over | 你来接手吧 |
| 310 | Paramount and fire everybody. | 派拉蒙和解雇所有人。 |
| 311 | It was too real. | 这是太真实了。 |
| 312 | Sorry, Dean. | 对不起,迪恩。 |
| 313 | My point is, money is too easy for | 我想说的是,钱太容易了 |
| 314 | you guys. | 你们 |
| 315 | We say this to kids all the time. | 我们总是对孩子说这些 |
| 316 | You can be anything you want. | 随其所欲皆能成就. |
| 317 | You guys are from Harvard. | 你们是哈佛人 |
| 318 | You actually can do anything you want. | 你实际上可以做任何你想做的。 |
| 319 | You can be anything you want. | 随其所欲皆能成就. |
| 320 | Yeah, you're not like these | 是啊,你不是这样的 |
| 321 | other dumb kids we keep bullshitting to. | 其他的蠢孩子,我们一直在胡说八道。 |
| 322 | So I'm asking you guys, don't just chase the money. | 所以,我问你们, 不要只是追钱。 |
| 323 | You're better than that. | 你比这好 |
| 324 | Tackle the world's problems like hunger or access to education | 解决世界饥饿或受教育等问题 |
| 325 | or microplastics in our balls. | 或微塑料 在我们的球。 |
| 326 | Seriously, someone should really get on that. | 说真的,应该有人去查 |
| 327 | We're all laughing here, but we all have microplastics in our balls right now. | 我们都在这里笑, 但我们都有微塑料 在我们的球现在。 |
| 328 | Well, how about that problem when you're trying to like show your data photo on your phone, | 那问题怎么样 当你想在手机上展示你的数据照片时 |
| 329 | but then like a notification appears at the exact same moment and then you accidentally click on | 但是,然后像一个通知 出现在同一个时刻 然后你不小心点击 |
| 330 | that instead of the photo. | 换成照片 |
| 331 | So now she's reading a private text to her mom asking if Drake is really | 所以现在她正在给她妈妈读一封私人短信 问德雷克是不是真的 |
| 332 | a pedophile. | 恋童癖 |
| 333 | Can someone fix that? | 有人能修好吗? |
| 334 | And look, if saving the world is too daunting, at least | 听着 如果拯救世界太艰巨的话 至少 |
| 335 | chase the thing that you can't stop talking about every day to the point where it ruins | 追逐你无法停止 谈论的每一天 以至于它毁灭了 |
| 336 | all your relationships. | 你们所有的关系 |
| 337 | Follow your passions. | 跟着你的激情 |
| 338 | For me, that was stand-up comedy. | 对我来说,那是站立的喜剧。 |
| 339 | I love comedy so | 我喜欢喜剧 |
| 340 | much, I gladly skip weddings, birthdays, funerals just to do open mics. | 我很乐意跳过婚礼、生日、葬礼 来做麦克风 |
| 341 | People were born, people | 人们出生,人们 |
| 342 | died. | 已经死了 |
| 343 | I don't even know what my family is anymore. | 我甚至不知道我的家人是谁了 |
| 344 | I have no friends, but what I do have | 我没有朋友,但我拥有的 |
| 345 | is the ability to talk to myself in a room with three other comics waiting to get on stage. | 能够和另外三部漫画一起在房间里 和我说话 |
| 346 | What I'm saying is when you have clarity of purpose and you're doing something you love, | 我的意思是,当你有 明确的目的,你正在做 你爱的东西, |
| 347 | every day can be a joy and that joy can spread to others. | 每天都是欢乐 欢乐可以传播给别人 |
| 348 | And if you don't find something that | 如果你没有找到什么 |
| 349 | makes you happy, that also helps others, remember you can always just work for McKinsey. | 让你高兴,这也帮助了别人, 记住你总是可以为麦肯锡工作。 |
| 350 | Work for | 为工作 |
| 351 | McKinsey. | 麦肯锡 |
| 352 | Go do it. | 来吧。 |
| 353 | What's that? | 这是什么? |
| 354 | You can increase profits by firing people? | 你可以通过解雇别人来增加利润? |
| 355 | Wow, what a genius move. | 哇,多么天才的举动。 |
| 356 | Before I go, it's okay, I wasn't gonna get into the school anyway. | 我走之前没关系 反正我也不会进学校的 |
| 357 | Before I go, | 在我离开之前 |
| 358 | I just want to do something I learned from the GOAT white guy of all time, Mr. Rogers, | 我只是想做一些事情 从GOAT白人的家伙 所有的时间,罗杰斯先生, |
| 359 | the greatest white guy of all time when he was accepting an Emmy award in 1776. | 在1776年接受艾美奖时 最伟大的白人 |
| 360 | This is what he did and it's kind of echoing what everyone here has said already, so sorry if you | 这是他所做的,它有点回响 每个人已经说了, 所以很抱歉如果你 |
| 361 | heard it, but whatever, you asked me to do this speech in like three days, so fuck you. | 听见了,但不管怎样, 你让我在三天内做这个演讲, 所以他妈的你。 |
| 362 | We're all here because someone believed in us. | 我们都在这里 因为有人相信我们 |
| 363 | I just want everyone here to just, | 我只是希望大家在这里 只是, |
| 364 | let's just do this for real. | 我们来真的吧 |
| 365 | Let's just close our eyes for just 10 seconds and I want you to think, | 让我们闭上眼睛 仅仅10秒 我希望你能想, |
| 366 | actually visualize the people who helped you get here today. | 想象一下今天帮助你来到这里的人 |
| 367 | Let's just do it for 10 seconds. | 让我们做10秒。 |
| 368 | I'll time you on my vintage Rolex. | 我会让你上我的老劳力士。 |
| 369 | Let's go, just close your eyes | 走吧,闭上眼睛 |
| 370 | and see their faces. | 看他们的脸 |
| 371 | As many as you can remember, try to remember what they did for you, | 尽量记住他们为你做了什么 |
| 372 | how they helped you. | 他们如何帮助你。 |
| 373 | Okay, now I want you guys to think of your enemies. | 好了,现在我要你们想想你们的敌人 |
| 374 | Think of your enemies. | 想想你的敌人 |
| 375 | Think of everyone you hate. | 想想你讨厌的人吧 |
| 376 | Think of how much better you are than everyone else. | 想想你比别人强得多 |
| 377 | Think of | 考虑一下 |
| 378 | everyone who said you going to Harvard would amount to nothing. | 所有说你上哈佛的人 都算不上什么 |
| 379 | And who are you thinking of | 你在想谁? |
| 380 | when I ask you to think of people who helped you? | 当我让你想到帮助你的人时? |
| 381 | Me, for me, it was my wife Hannah, it was my mom, | 我,对我来说,这是我的妻子汉娜, 这是我妈妈, |
| 382 | my dad, my sister, Trevor Noah, who stuck his neck out to hire me on The Daily Show | 我爸爸,我的妹妹,特雷弗・诺亚, 他坚持他的脖子 雇用我在"每日秀" |
| 383 | because he felt strongly that the show needed an Asian voice on it. | 因为他强烈认为节目需要亚洲的声音 |
| 384 | Yes, a black man helped an Asian man get into America through affirmative action. | 是的,一个黑人通过平权行动帮助一个亚洲人进入美国. |
| 385 | And through our satire and seven years of speaking truth to power, | 通过我们的讽刺 和七年对权力说真话, |
| 386 | we helped Donald Trump get elected twice. | 我们帮助唐纳德·特朗普两次当选. |
| 387 | Whoops, good luck with that. | 噢,祝你好运 |
| 388 | But remember, remember just how you felt when you were thinking of the people who helped you. | 但记住,记住 当你想起帮助你的人时,你的感觉。 |
| 389 | And now it's time for you to go out there and be a person who someone else thinks of fondly | 现在是时候你出去 做一个别人喜欢的人 |
| 390 | as having helped them. | 就像帮了他们一样 |
| 391 | Because, because one day soon, I promise you, some kids will be asking you | 因为,因为有一天,我答应你,一些孩子会问你 |
| 392 | for advice for after they graduate. | 他们毕业后需要咨询。 |
| 393 | And you can say, be kind, be joyful, but for the love of God, | 你可以说,善良,快乐, 但为上帝的爱, |
| 394 | help me destroy these machines first. | 帮我先摧毁这些机器 |
| 395 | Thank you for having me. | 谢谢你邀请我 |
| 396 | You guys are awesome. | 你们真棒。 |
| 397 | Congrats to | 祝贺你 |
| 398 | everybody, the students and the parents and the faculty. | 所有人 学生 家长和教职员工 |
| 399 | Thanks for having me here. | 谢谢你让我来 |
| 400 | Take care, Harvard. | 保重,哈佛大学 |
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